Ok, here goes.

Name: Anya's Slave, also known as GT Spuddie (don't ask why, it is a very long story and not that interesting.)

Age: 26

Sex: Female

Location: New Zealand (aka Aotearoa/Land of the Long White Cloud/Middle Earth/Those Funny Shaped Islands at the Bottom of the Earth next to Australia).

Occupation: Office Minion (full time) / Music Store Drudge (weekend)

Hobbies: Netball, Reading, Writing (duh) and watching waaaayyy to many movies!

Favorite TV: NCIS, House, Supernatural, Mash, Firefly, Dead Like Me

Favorite Movies: Dogma, The Labrynth, Sky High, Snatch, Smoking Aces, Singing in the Rain (original with Gene Kelly), Shaun of the Dead, The Princess Bride and too many others to name.

Favorite Books: Good Omens (Terry Pratchett/Neil Gaimen), Discworld Series (Terry Pratchett), Band of Brothers (Stephen Ambrose), A Short History of Nearly Everything (Bill Bryson), Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass (Lewis Carroll)

Favorite Quotes:

"It's not like they were real ninjas." - Dr "Ducky" Mallard - NCIS

"Saying you kill us.. or not. There could be torture." - Captain Mal Reynolds - Firefly

"Tell someone that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a Theology scholar!" - The Metatron - Dogma

"I wouldn't do that, that's completely evil. I am only moderately evil." - Me

"Forget about the elephant and just play netball!" - Me (yes there really was an elephant there)