Galenfeahide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for Silmarillion, and Lord of the Rings. Hi, I'm no one special, just a LotR freak who fancied herself as a writer! That having been said - I am a female LotR fan, I do have a special place in my heart for Legolas, but I have no desire to go to Middle-Earth and sleep with him. No, really. We do exist. Thanks for your time! Shameless self-plugs: My DeviantArt page Last, but not least, please visit me on or to buy my original fiction! 'We Don't Say Elves' appears to have been a hit! Glad it's so popular! #hugs reviewers and favoriters# #hands out virtual cookies# Thank you for all the lovely reviews of all my fics! |
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Spark by GoldSeven reviews
When there is no Sun, no Moon, no stars to mark the passing of time, what happens to time? Does it stand still, congeal like blood? Does it cease to exist? Maedhros upon Thangorodrim, his rescue by Fingon, and his recovery. Rated for disturbing themes.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Fingon, Maedhros - Complete
Mostly Harmless by Saltwater reviews
I'd just woken up, inexplicably wearing a tattered brown dress and being told repeatedly by two frolicking women that they were elves and I was not, ha ha, and that I had better help them save the world. I mean, what's a girl supposed to do with that?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 2/6/2008
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sick by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] Whilst wandering through Ithilien Legolas has the misfortune to meet a Sue in denial who thinks she can speak Shakespearean English.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Homecoming by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Fluff, one-shot. Whether in Greenwood or in Minas Tirith, whether Elf or human, kings are fathers first. Characters: Thranduil and Aragorn, with brief appearances by Legolas and Eldarion.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Thranduil, Aragorn - Complete
And she smiled by Ellynn reviews
Arwen's thoughts as she finished embroidering the Banner of Gondor and watched the Grey Company leave Rivendell. Second place MEFAwards 2009, genre: ficlets: elven lands.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Arwen U. - Complete
Bedtime by Earendilion reviews
Feanor does the rounds before going to bed. PreSilmarils.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
The Search For A Tenth RingWraith by Badrang3 reviews
Angry at Elrond for swiping the group of Nine idea, the Witch King sends Nazgul Number Nine to find them... another Ringwraith!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 7/15/2005
A Taste of Disaster by Nili reviews
Elrond is fed up with all the catastrophes and has come up with a solution. It does not really work, and so the next kidnapping is inevitable. Now Elrond is annoyed, Aragorn and Legolas are bored – and the kidnappers quickly see that they made a mistake.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Brief Interlude by The Yuggster reviews
Thranduil's reaction when Legolas returns from a patrol with only a minor injury. Written for February Teitho contest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Glorfindel's Story by portia delanuit reviews
just a short little piece about when happened behind the scenes of the film that never happened in the book.Explains a lot about the inconsistencies
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Arwen U., Glorfindel - Complete
Case Studies of Tragic Sues by Leelee5 reviews
Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/10/2003
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 3657 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
To Save The Whole by French Pony reviews
Fingon has had enough of the feud that divides his family. He is sure that his cousin Maedhros holds the key to a reunion. But Maedhros is a prisoner of Morgoth in Angband, and there are no plans to rescue him.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Complete
Just In Case by Marnie reviews
Galadriel's temptation by the One Ring is well known, but what about Celeborn? What was he doing, while this perilous thing stayed in his realm?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Celeborn - Complete
Beyond Ice and Fire by gypsum reviews
After Barahir saved the Elven-king Finrod Felagund from death or capture, Finrod swore an oath to Barahir and gave to him a certain ring with two emerald-eyed serpents. This is that tale. (Ch 7 up.. DONE)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 11/28/2004
Lasto a Lalaith nin Mellon nin Lasto a lalaith nin by Aerlalaith reviews
Glorfindel and Erestor have a conversation (war) about the wearability of Erestor's robes. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Journey's End by Silwen Aurdomiel reviews
The Hobbit from Legolas's POV. Better than I make it sound. Please r&r! The Battle of Five Armies!Finished!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Two's a Crowd by shie1dmaidenofrohan reviews
The book and movie versions of Faramir unexpectedly meet in a tavern. Will they ever be able to see eye to eye?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Faramir, Gandalf - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Silmarillion: Owner's Guides & Maintenance Manuals by Tenshi Androgynous reviews
Are now in story format! Join the quest of our heroine as she seeks the Lost Scrolls, but finds something unexpected along the way! Complete guides featured: Finrod, Túrin, Eöl, Maedhros & Fingon. MAEDHROS and FINGON now up at long last!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,481 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Glorfindel: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by insert pseudonym reviews
The guide for that loveable, but oft neglected Elven Lord: Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2003
The Smirking Legolas by Dep. of Elven Pride Protection reviews
He's on his way to the council...but will Legolas be distracted by the Sues? He's on his way to Mount Doom...yet still they come...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Legolas
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
A Boy, A Girl, & A Dog: The Leithian Script by Philosopher At Large reviews
The Deed of Beren & Luthien (& Huan) retold in the vernacular w/apologies to Messrs Shakespeare & Tolkien. 8/10Act IV.V.xx
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 560,494 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 5/6/2002
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
Malaise by Levade reviews
A rather grumpy Elrond, Glorfindel, a tent, large puddle and a High King with a quirky sense of humour.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel
Bandwen, Raeg Lam by Simbelmyne reviews
A parody on MarySues and their usage of Grey Company Elvish in the LotR fandom. Also, Lindir and Erestor with a crossword puzzle! WARNING: Excessive use of Sindarin and GC Elvish ahead.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Complete
Good King Thranduil Kicks Butt by Katharine Faith reviews
A Sue and some accomplices learn the error of their ways. Rating is for some violence...and some deaths...hee hee hee... Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Complete
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
Real Men Wear Jewelry by Mouse reviews
Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
What Happened to Glorfindel by SkyFire2 reviews
Anybody else ever wonder why Arwen showed up riding Glorfindel's horse in The Movie? Please R/R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Darkness and Death reviews
The darkening of Valinor, and the kinslaying of Alqualondë, told from the point of view of a Telerin fisherman's daughter. Main cast consists entirely of OC's.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 8/12/2006
Breathing Free reviews
Thranduil enjoys the peace in Mirkwood after Sauron's defeat, and decides what to do next.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Thranduil - Complete
Snowballs and Siblings reviews
One snowy day, Finrod's family is determined that he will go and play in the snow with his brothers and sister . He winds up having a much better time than he had anticipated.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Finrod F., Galadriel - Complete
Gifts and Bargains reviews
On the day before the twins’ begetting day, Erestor and Glorfindel discuss the gifts they intend to give them, and Glorfindel hatches a plan to cure Erestor of his most ludicrous fear. Unfortunately, it involves paperwork.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Watching and Waiting reviews
Éomer thinks about Éowyn as he waits in the Houses of Healing for Aragorn to heal her.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Eomer, Eowyn - Complete
Love in a far off place reviews
A short scene on the eve of the Battle of Helm's Deep, in which Aragorn discovers something he didn't know about Legolas: Aragorn is not the only one who misses his beloved.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Golden Beauty reviews
A double drabble written with all those girly!Legolas slash fics out there in mind. A man is thinking of his beautiful, fair-haired lover, but not all is as it might seem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
The sad tale of Malwathwen Nuhuinkalîdô reviews
Just a quick 100 words about a stunning young lady who wanted to join the Fellowship, and what Elladan and Elrohir were doing during the council. No romance. Definitely no romance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Elrohir - Complete
Girlfriends reviews
Arwen arrives at Dunharrow and discovers that Aragorn has been flirting with Eowyn. Nobody's amused. Sequel to 'Arwen's Vision'. AU, Movieverse. Suggestions for a better title welcome. Flames will be used to toast marshmallows. Rated for a bit of violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Homecoming reviews
Thranduil wants to know why his son is being followed by fangirls... oh, and a dwarf. V. short. Chapter two: Legolas' family meet the fangirls. This occassions a few disappointments...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Arwen's Vision reviews
Remember Arwen's vision from RotK? What if it had continued a bit further and shown something she did not want to see: the kid's mother? AU, Movieverse, rating for a bit of language. NB: not supposed to be true to Tolkien in any way, shape or form.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Arwen U. - Complete
We don't say 'Elves' reviews
Dr. Jayne Ashwood thought her day couldn't get any worse, until 7 elflords with 13 hands between them burst into her son's classroom, and she is struck with the awful realisation that she's the only person who knows who they are. Complete!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
The Meeting of Beleg and Gwindor reviews
Beleg staying his steps beside the sleeper saw that it was an Elf.' The Silmarillion. My attempt at the meeting of Beleg and Gwindor in the forest of Taurnafuin. No slash or silliness I hope
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Beleg C., Gwindor
Cliff Diving reviews
This is based on a picture speculating on how Fingon got the title 'The Valiant' when war was unknown in Valinor. Not slash.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Maedhros, Fingon - Complete
