The BTT is known for its unbreakable friendship that can survive time and wars. Nothing can break those three apart. Nothing. Nothing except perhaps ... one rule. One unbreakable rule. "No dating out of bounds." Now, what would happen if that rule were to be broken?

England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.

It's odd for an emotion to take a physical form and it's frightening for one's hatred to do so. How even more so that they look just like you.

Francis Bonnefoy - an ex-chef living in England - was invited to a wedding in Switzerland. The problem was he had no money, so how was he to get there? Sneak on board a trading ship, of course! Or at least, that's what he thought it was. Cue alcohol-intolerant, France-hating Captain Arthur Kirkland and his multicultural band of pirate misfits! BL if you squint. Super squint.

WARNINGS: Repeated kidnappings, excessive use of the word crap, beeps in the place of swears, blood, child abuse, country lookalikes, and tough choices about love. New book out, I'm just fixing the chapters that suck. NOT your typical OC story.

A series of short drabbles revolving around Mihawk, Zoro, and Perona's time together.

Italy wants nothing more than to make Germany happy, but it seems that no matter what he does, he just can't quite live up to Germany's soldier standards. However, he's given the chance to change all that with the appearance of a grumpy angel who will him to allow him to wish for anything, including changing himself. 2P! characters, GerIta with a few slight Spamano hints

Countries are being kidnapped and the others have to find them. To do this, they'll need to reveal one of their biggest secrets... Nyotalia and Hetalia characters

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

There is a door locked away in a castle that doesn't exist. This door should never, ever, be unlocked. Why? Because Time is dangerous to play with. Arthur prays he can fix this before another dead bastard rises from the dead. As if the Roman Bastard wasn't enough already! And if Alistair finds out ... ah, too late. [Sequel to Land of Legends and Secrets] - DISCONTINUED -

The nations are locked inside a conference room the night before Halloween. They decide to tell each other creepypastas to pass the time. Will they make it through the night? A 31-day short-story challenge.

The existence of personifications of nations is a powerful secret, to be kept from all but a select few in each nation's government. If this secret ever falls into the wrong hands, the resulting conflict could spell disaster for the entire world. / No pairings, rated T for later violence and some language.

Lovino's brother dragged him to this stupid art gallery and... hang on, where is everyone? And what just happened there? Did that staute move! ?

"I have a son," Erik says from the rubble. He truly is the master of dramatic entrances. or, That time Erik got wasted and crashed into the side of the mansion.

First Class fic. After an explosion in Hank's lab - Sean's fault, of course - Charles and Erik gain new aspects to their powers.

Usopp, Nami and Chopper speculate about possibilities in love, at the expense of Robin and the rest of the crew.

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

Ever think that a world meeting reminds you of a nature program, well it does for England. Rated T for the hell of it. For safety reasons, do not eat whilst reading as I can't give the Heimlich Maneuver through the internet. Also electronic devises have been know to be lobbed across the room due to laughter. You have been warned.

Robin wakes up and finds herself depressed. She prepares herself for a hard day of pretending to be fine, but will that be necessary? Or will her crew even notice?

Zoro is befuddled as he watched everyone fawn over Robin. Did he forget something?

Scotland isn't known to be the best brother in the world. Quite the opposite. But what happens when he learns that his little brother has become the love interest of half the countries on the globe? A not too happy Scotty is the world's worse nightmare!

"So what you're saying is that with this machine we can technically spy on any nation and see what they're doing without them knowing it?" I questioned staring at Japan. He nodded his head slowly.

Captain Alice Kirkland is feared by all and loved by none. Alice is also a powerful witch with unimaginable power. She is a heartless killer known for her insanity. When the captain of the Spanish armada decides to try and capture the dreaded pirate, he learns exactly why she is feared. How will it all end for the two sworn enemies? Rated T for violence and language.

Do you believe in magic? They didn't either. Not one. Not until they came across that strange girl in a blue dress haunting this more than suspicious castle on the Anglo-Scottish border. None of the 11 countries believed in magic. Nor could they ever imagine that "games" could be this dangerous. Shall we play?

Warning! YAOI! DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! SpUk Fanfic, Yes Spain tops in this one Unknown to him, Antonio catches Arthur doing something at the world meeting and confronts Arthur about it after "dinner" deciding on the perfect punishment... Contains mild bondage (chains!) and drug use and a red ribbon. If you like please review and fav

In the blinding light, a shadow made itself known. Torn sails fluttered as a battleship glided through the metre high waves, her hull forcing her way through the deep dark seas. A blazing Union Jack soaring proudly. But as countries battle others for control, many have to fight for survival, the waves of piracy and war flooding the world, forming a new era where only power rules.

The threads will unravel. (Slow-building, serious take on the "OC dropped into Hetalia" trope. Historical. No pairings.) [Credit to Creativay for cover art.] Complete.

Their meeting was unprecedented as well as their parting. However their parting was not permanent becuase nothing is permanent except change. EngMano.

The Straw Hat Crew is full of unexpected surprises. Formerly a one-shot, now updating at the speed of inspiration. Third: It's Usopp's turn to learn a thing or two about his crew mate.

A steampunk AU treasure hunting story with the UK as an airship crew. TW: OC's and Nyotalia characters I'm doing the main writing, plot, and character design/personalities and stuff, Polina is doing worldbuilding and helping me fill plot holes and designing most things that aren't people, and Kimanda is translating my bad jokes into an actual narrative and editing my mistakes.

The Nations have been unveiled but with the aid of social media they can no longer be laughed away as in years before. Follow the British Isle brothers though the unveiling and the aftermath.

"Alfred's eyes slowly made their way to open. There were three things he noticed. One. He was starving. Two. Iggy was going to kill him when he found out that he'd been admitted into a hospital. Three. He had to get out of that place. Now."

For centuries England has kept a secret that concerns all of the nations. It's only when the world is consumed in darkness that he can tell the rest of the nations his secret. Rated T due to swearing and a bit gory.(Britannia angel) fits quiet a few genres like adventure and family and angst. Will edit and correct grammar at some point

One by one, the pasts forms of England begin to appear. The child... The knight... Each new form tears itself away from Arthur, leaving him weakened. But what will happen when the last one tears away? Will his friends be able to save him in time before that happens? And, will they be able to save themselves from the dangerous pasts in the process? [Non-Pairing]

Whenever something bad happens in America England worries sick. In light of the week of hell the US has had, with the Boston bombings and everything, Arthur's worry gets the better of him and he can't stay at home anymore waiting for Alfred to call. Just a little bit of sweetness and how nations care for each other. Could be read as USUK, or just family/friendship.

Another world meeting and England is bored out of his mind, until something catches his eye out of the window. Rated T for England's French. No pairings unless you want to read it that way. Errrrrrmmmmm that's it I think

A spell from an unknown source has wiped out nearly every nation! Disguised as human, an unlikely crew - America, China, England, Germany, Italy, Russia and Ukraine - seek the source of the spell in the hopes of discovering how and why the other nations have disappeared. But the creator of the spell is still out there, searching for the countries it missed...

France and Pirate England get into a sword fight, and unfortunate things happen to Francy pants. !oneshot! THERE IS NO FrUK!

A collection of one-shots, challenges, fills and prompts. Fics range from K-T and angst to comedy, and focus on the Straw Hat Pirates. Nakamaship only, no pairings.

Banshee and Havoc thought it was funny to joke about something going on between Charles and Erik. They should have known better than to mess with a metal bender before breakfast. (Slash one-shot)

Poor Alfred. Lately it seems like his citizens can't agree on anything, much less anything important. So he goes on a little quest to figure out why his people just can't get over their obsession with partisanship. Political satire.

The G8 nations get frisky at America's house! Mild yaoi, hunky nations, also bananas! Dedicated to a fan!

Re-uploaded. UKxJapan. AU. Mutation. Slight Gore. Violence. Yaoi. Rated M for lemons.

"What will you do after you complete your journey?" "Whatever the Captain says." ... "So if one day, he tells you he's going to give in to the Government and asked you not to follow him, you'd just leave him to die?" Perona is left to wait back at Sabaody for a green-headed swordsman to return from his journey.

"The brothers had fought, once again, the same old argument. Spiralling from Scottish independence to Scotland being a bad brother to no-one liking England, until England had stormed off to brood alone in his – their – house, and Scotland had gone and drunk, before coming back to a locked door. As per the usual." England and Scotland, brotherly.

9th November 1989 ... Germany will never forget that day. Nor will he forget that other day when the blond Englishman showed up at his place for no other reason than "just visiting". Visiting? Yes, England is indeed visiting. He just isn't visiting Germany ... but his memories. Memories of a similar wall at another time. Similar yet different. Because that wall never fell ...

First published on Deviant Art A series of stories about England/Arthur in his pirate years as told by a old crewmate of his. Warning for violence, cussing, and OC of my making. Pirates of the Caribbeans quotes and references abound in this. You have been warned. COMPLETE

Arthur is placed in the most dangerous of situations, with almost no way out in sight. Alfred may be coming for him, but he may not be in time. Arthur must take matters of his rescue into his own hands. Not all hostages are helpless in the face of an icy hell. A Re-Write of "Icy Darkness".

The worlds have come to a head. And on a battlefield in Europe, the world powers fight with their daemons proudly at their side.

"300 days in captivity, countless lives whose blood is on my hands, and I haven't even had my sixth birthday yet." What if when Rome conquered England, France, Spain, and Germanica, they were forced to fight in the Coliseum? What if in the present, Rome came back from the dead and wanted to kill the Child Gladiator responsible for his downfall: England? The Gladiator fights again!

Why had they agreed to it? Who had managed to make them agree to it in the first place? Some questions just can't be answered. Arthur sighed. Spending a week with your brothers for 'bonding' suddenly didn't seem like a good idea. Then again, when was it?

England is sick. And the last thing he wants to see is the grinning Spaniard at his door ... well, aside the fact that Antonio isn't grinning at all. Is the idiot sick too? Must be. Why else would he show up and ... and ... be so nice to him? But why has Antonio ... lost his smile?

Drrrriiinnng Drrriiiinnng Drrriiiinnng ... "Allo? Th'is Bunny Arty's house! Who tha fuck are ye?" England x World! Just a quick one-shot for a good laugh!

Lovina Vargas, a bullied junior with a secret talent for singing, finds escape in her after school band. However, the Bad Touch Trio will not leave her and her friends alone! Fem!LovinoxSpain, Fem!CanadaxPrussia, Fem!ItalyxGermany, Fem!Punk!UKxUS

When Alfred hears about Arthur's pirate exploits he decides to take things a little too far with the Pirate King's history. Warning: OC inside and M for language/possible themes later on.

A series of short stories explaining how Britain may have reacted to certain developments in the news, be they historical or modern, covering the best bits and the bad bits of the Nation's long and often bloody history. Chp23: The Ambulance Associations

Scotland and England's relationship. Sorry no pairings but it's heavily implied. Rated for England and Scotland's potty mouths, fighting, kissing and France. A collection of stories from one-shots to long stories. Some angst, some humour and some fluffy.

England finds the Blitz a struggle. Churchill gives him some inspiring words.

Every afternoon, Robin would invite Zoro to have coffee with her. And every afternoon, Zoro would say 'no'.

Without adequate sunlight, it affects people. Same goes with Zoro. After the event in Thriller Bark, the crew discovers something interesting about the swordsman.

Tom Riddle meets the same man with bright green eyes and blonde hair exactly four times in his life. Little does he know, this man is his country.

How could she deny something as simple as that? "Okay, Captain."

Prussia didn't have a place to go. And drinking probably hadn't been the best way to deal with the problem, especially since his drunk induced mind had apparently decided that London was the place to go. On hiatus for an indefinite amount of time. Sorry guys. Don't worry though, I haven't given up on it.

A collection of 30 fics featuring Zoro for the 30 onepiece LJ community challenge. Fics range from K-T and angst to comedy, and may guest star other characters as well. Nakamaship only, no pairings. Complete.

Antonio is a Spanish teacher in a school and Arthur is his newly transferred student. Antonio hates Arthur for no apparent reason but ... does he really hate him? In this story our wonderful countries are just normal, average, boring humans. Enjoy

After kidnapped while selling his silk, Yao ends up in a Roman slave market... Only to be persistently bid on by a strikingly handsome man with golden eyes – Romulus.

England watched, his emerald eyes alight with unholy glee as Washington, D.C. burned. Canada crouched nearby, inspecting the scorched earth in morbid fascination. Vengeance was sweet.

Summary: A scarf got them a little closer to each other and fairies were playing at matchmaking. Watch Ivan and Arthur as they finally notice each other, the seed of attraction finally given its chance. Rating changed, just to be safe.

When the new principal at World Academy gets a list of 53 warnings and incidents of the students, he knows he's going to be in for a hectic yet fanatical year. Oneshot. Sort of crack. T for cursing.

Dear Diary- I MEAN WAR STRATEGY JOURNAL. ... Sigh. Another day of saving Italy's butt. When will the little- Who's this? I don't recognize her... Wait, she's from Hell? VTF? -Total crack... with a plot? T for cursing...

America tells the others of what it was like growing up with Britain as a big brother. There's a bit of USUK brotherly love near the end.

In a burst of inspiration, America decides to play matchmaker. He's better at it than you'd think. England/Liechtenstein.

30 pieces of ZoNa for the 30onepiece's prompt challange! Round Six, expect fluff, romance and, of course, humor! Enjoy! 30th: Zoro and Nami celebrate Luffy's victory. How? With a drinking contest, of course! COMPLETE!

Full title: The lives of two rather unambitious office workers; one Prussian, one English. Office!AU. One shot. Prussia/England if you squint, with mentions of other characters. Rated T for language.

After hearing that England gets sick every year around his birthday, America decides to go help him feel better, in hopes that they can celebrate together for once. But England is having none if it. Rated T for language and drinking. Not yaoi.

The life and times of the four constituent countries living in the small, rainswept and awesome house known as United Kingdom.

.:C:. A series of adventures between little England and Rome, because who knows what will happen between a rebellious island and the world's strongest empire over two hundred years? Well, apparently a lot.

ZoLu. Luffy ate a plate of RumbleBalls. Now he's shrunk to 4 inches tall, and other severe side effects have put his health in jeopardy. He's got Zoro & nakama to help him, but even one R-Ball will last a while in someone that small. Winner: Best Fic '08.

"I know it's a Muggle thing – but I've never done it. You slide on the snow? It sounds silly, how can that be fun? Surely Quidditch proves a more exciting endeavor..."

In which Romano is kidnapped, Not Amused, and cunning, and the Bad Touch Trio makes it their mission to spread Christmas "joy." Crack-ish.

Enemies might come and go, but information lasts forever. A one-shot sequel to 'Mindshattered.' Nakamaship; no pairings. Complete.

On this island, it's personal. The inhabitants don't just steal your body; they feed on your dreams. Features all Straw Hats. Nakamaship; no pairings. Complete.

A tribute for Hetalia Day. Ask any nation you want, and they'll all have the same greatest fear: nothingness. Losing themselves and each other to nothingness. Being left behind... alone.

Britain has to travel up to Scotland to see his big brother, after one of his brother's mystical creatures visits him. What he didn't suspect was his brother to open up to him.

In which an irresistible force meets an immovable object, and the world miraculously does not implode. Alfred might, though. America/Belarus.

Industrial-strength glue doesn't belong in reindeer fur. Getting rid of it is more difficult than Zoro expected, but not for the reasons he thought.

Modern AU in which Charles and Erik are flatmates. Charles studies psychology and likes tea and chess and keeps bringing home stray kittens, and Erik lets him because he's maybe perhaps a little bit sort of in love with him.

Dark fic. Rated M for safety. Pirate!England and Pirate!Spain. After the defeat of his Armada, Antonio is left to the cruel, uncaring hands of Arthur.

Deaths. Alfred knows, with horrific certainty, that this is what Arthur is counting. "Remembering... it's the only thing I can do for them." Semi-historical Blitz fic.

Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?

Hetalia Academy is an elite boys' school with a secret. Within its high walls are its greatest treasures, the source of strength, confidence and purpose that continuously make its students unparalleled. SpaMano, FraNada, PruAus and many more. XD

It was a very bad idea for a nation to love a human. That was the one taboo all countries understood very well. And yet, that couldn't quell the apprehensive curiosity England possessed when watching a blonde American in a coffee shop every morning. DISCONTINUED

What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.

After discovering what the world really thinks of him, America makes a desperate wish. That becomes a nightmare. Trapped in a parallel world that hates him, he struggles to maintain his sanity. And the nations who need him are forced to watch him fall.

France watches his heroine die and curses England. Oneshot.

"An Empire that is built on war must be maintained by war, even if is by himself." Arthur doesn't turn up to Alfred's birthday, again. Alfred goes out looking for him and discovers... Every country that once colonised has to pay a price.

"Nobody nailed you to a cross as a tyrant and a war-mongerer, did they? Nobody blamed you. Nobody hated you." Germany and England discuss their relationship between the wars. No romance but includes brief mention of past GerEng. For AutumnDynasty.

Alfred and Ivan watch as their two presidents meet one another on live television. All is calm, before Ivan kicks Alfred underneath the table. The epic battle of footsies has begun...

Sanji knew how difficult it was to survive the hell that was starvation. What he hadn't expected was that he'd need to get his nakama through it, too. Features Zoro and Sanji; Nakamaship, no pairings. Complete.

"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.

Britain reflects on his past, while getting progressively more drunk. Inspired by the song: Viva la Vida. I hope you enjoy!

Some Bad Touch Trio style teasing escalates into a game played between France and Spain to see who can publically humiliate the other more. Sort of France/Spain. Oneshot.

England/Prussia;; For Rachel;; When Prussia notices how attractive England's butt looks in a meeting, he instantly decides that he'll do anything it takes to get a date with England, because Prussia is too awesome to fail, right?

That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.

Gift-fic for Rachel;; A retelling of the events of World War II, if England had joined the Axis instead of the Allies.

An English man and a Prussian man walk into a bar… And in turn, face the consequences the next day. Slight Prussia x England.

England's life shortly before and during Henry VIII's reign! non-country pairings mostly, some OCs

At the moment of Rome's death, the empire is transformed into a legacy. The death of a nation is never the same as the death of human, and empires can never truly end. Oneshot, blink-and-you-miss-it Rome/Germania

15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.

All over Europe, one song comes to unite and remind the European nations about the war and the bloodshed of different historical events through the National European Radio. Is or was the world really as peaceful as we think? -No pairings-

Gang leader Pete Brampton is paid something of an... unexpected visit.

Alfred always thought Arthur was weird, but this takes it to a whole new level. After all, what kind of person has a whole new world in the back of their closet?

Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..

America listens in on England at his piano...

“John Johnson,” He whispered, “You do not have England duped.” England-centric

Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.

A crazy Devil Fruit puts Zoro's soul in a certain cook's body. Can Sanji get him back into his own body before his own soul is destroyed... or before the marimo drives him crazy? Nakamaship, multichapter, rated mostly for language. COMPLETE! WITH EXTRAS!

Sanji purchases a spinner and hangs it on the wall in the galley. The results are not quite as he planned... Basically Gen. K plus for a wee bit o' violence.

Zoro, Usopp, and Robin don't return as expected from a foray into an island forest. After setting out to locate them, the rest of the crew finds their nakama each missing significant portions of their whole lives. (Note: a properly formatted (and updated with typo fixes) version of this is available at Ao3 under the same author name.)

Alfred discovers the horrors of fanfiction and reads about a supposed scene, or ten, that took place between him and Arthur when he was younger. Alfred then freaks out. A lot. Kool-Aid is spat onto the computer screen and nothing is sacred...

England still remembers his first great king, out of the mists of time and legend.

“What the hell happened back there?” Sanji snapped, waving a hand in the direction they had come from. Zoro leaned heavily against a tree and glanced at the blond. “A plant tried to eat us.” Obviously.

England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.

She looked at Sanji and uttered the three words that would throw his life off balance, questioning the very core of his existence. Sexual implications and mentions of man-love, but nothing explicit.

The year is 1776. The French Revolution is in full swing, and two drinking buddies, united in their love for beer and for battle, find themselves sitting in a little pub wondering what it could all mean for them.

A little blurb in which Nami muses about how Zoro and Sanji are like the title. T for language.

Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.

Zoro and Luffy are attacked by surprise, leaving Sanji and the rest of the crew to deal with the dreadful consequences. [Ingredients: children!Straw Hats, blackmail pictures, manly bonding, and slashy thoughts.] [WRITTEN IN 2006 AND NO LONGER CANON COMPLIANT, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK]