Hey guys, this is my profile!

Guess what I got? That's right- a FictionPress account! You guys can find me there under the same penname so you should check it!

There isn't really much to tell. I like to draw, write, sing, eat, sleep, play electric guitar, play cello, and obviously go on Fanfiction.

I am freaked out by hospitals, but not as bad as Tucker. And I've been to them so much that I FLIP OUT whenever I have to go! Also, it freaks me out that my Mom works at one!!! O.O

My friend wrote this poem for me, and I thought it was profile-worthy, so:

For Danny

Waiting for the answers
Waiting to dissapear
For all the lies
And all the truths
And things she didn't hear.
She can't help but dispise
She knows that she's a lie
For all the little people in her head that can't decide
Oh, the scary beings afraid
Of things they cannot hide
Oh, how long do we all have until she says she can't get by?

-electricbunny

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!".

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I love pie!

I am a girl!

If Abercrombie and Fitch told people it was uncool to breathe, 98% of the population of teenagers would be dead. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be the 2% that would be laughing your butt off.

If Edward was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower, 90% of teens would be begging him to come down. Copy and paste this into your profile if you'd be the 10% that yells "Do a flip!"

IF they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you HATE child abuse as much as I do, copy and paste this on your profile!

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Will still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car,
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls,
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try to hide
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But it's now much too late,
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again,
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
MURDERED ME.

STOP THE CHILD ABUSE!

SPREAD THIS POEM!

If you love Butch Hartman for creating Danny Phantom, but you hate him at the same time for ending it, copy and paste this into your profile.

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't Spanish and you just do that to annoy him. (It depends on my mood,like it could be GLaDOS if I'm mad.)

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only utensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when you're crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge.

Crazy is when you mix five box-fulls of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side walk, and say it's "alien bloooood".

Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure.

Crazy is when you randomly sing a song that goes completely against the one playing.

Crazy is when you trip down the stairs, sit on the floor for a second, and then start laughing hysterically.

Crazy is when someone near you laughs at something, and you laugh much longer than them without even knowing what they were laughing at in the first place.

Crazy is when you fight yourself and actually end up breaking a bone.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

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My favorite shows are: Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, Johnny Test, The Middle, and Last Man Standing. (WOO-HOO!)

My favorite songs/bands are: "American Idiot", Greenday, "Bring me to Life", "Haunted", "Radioactive", Evanescence, Tay Tay Swift, "Teenagers", "Better than Revenge", Skillet.

Paramore, Taylor Swift's "Haunted", "Goodbye", "Slipped Away", and any song by Evanescence!

I hate school, but I can deal with it. I'm failing Math epically, and my Social Studies grades aren't so great either. DARN YOU SCHOOL! I'll just work at McDonald's. *crosses arms and smirks*

My personality: Random, really clumsy (I broke my school art project :'( And right after I got it back too!), "freaky", funny (to old people and my friends), "messed up", easily distracted, cracks up about NOTHING. Hahahahaha! See?

I love humor, but I can't write it very well. I'm obsessed with Danny Phantom and almost any comedy. One humor fic that I wrote was "Stuck in a Wall"

Funish Facts About Moi:

1. When the Twin Towers fell, I was two, and was right across the bay and saw the whole thing. My Dad got locked out! I was like "Hehe a plane!" and then it crashed into the buildings. I was like O.O

2. I used to have a fish, but it got squished under it's favorite rock. :'(

3. My brother named me. *curse you, now I have this lame name!*

4. I was born in a blizzard.

Another thing is, I'm Christian. Just letting you know that I will NEVER do slash. It's gross and unnatural.

Whenever I say "I Wish" I look around to see if Desiree pops up and smiles evilly. I am SO paranoid. But, it would be cool to have my wishes come true.

Usually whenever somebody gets to know me, their first question is "What is wrong with you?"

I CAN BE A FREAK, AND I KNOW IT! ALL YOU FREAKS OUT THERE, UNITE!

-Cosmo: I am your Father.

takes of Darth Vader mask*

Cosmo: Your Godfather!

-Teacher: Has anyone in here been on a safari?

Me: *raises hand*

Teacher: Where was it, and what was it like?

Me: Uh, it was in Disney World.

-Me: What is wrong with you?

Friend: I don't know. Pick a category!

-Me: *laughing uncontrollably for no reason*

Friend: You've always been special.

-Teacher: Okay, you guys need to write down everything that I say.

Me: *picks up pencil*

Teacher: *holds up pointer hand thingy* Literally, I pick my nose with this thing...

Me: *Wrote everything*

Mom: What is wrong with your notes?

-Mom: Do you want to go shopping with us?

Me: NO

Mom: Would it help if I bought you icecream?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working with one.
Bill Gates

Love your enemies. It makes them so darned mad.

To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.

BTW, did anyone else notice that the sphinx from the Fairly Old Parents "Wishology" was the same as DP's "King Tuck's" sphinx??

BLAH, I have a COLD! WHYYY??

PEACE FOR NOW! LUV U GUYS!