![]() Author has written 136 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Twilight, Victorious, Treasure Planet, Hunger Games, and Sherlock. Hi, I'm BlackCat46! (Links are at the bottom of the page.) If you've got any prompts you would like me to fulfill, I'm open to private messages/reviews to ask for them. My on-going collection is in the Hunger Games fandom, as that's where I'm most active. If you want more chaptered stuff, there's also my AO3 profile, same name and logo over there. Enjoy the absolute mess that is my profile, or if you choose to skip, enjoy the content below! Couples I ship: (coded as Bold/Italic/Underline = OTP for that fandom, Normal = Ships, Italics = Crack ships. The Blockquoted/Bold/Italic/Underline = Overall OTP.) Sherlock: Johnlock. (Sherlock X John) Divergent Series: Fourtris (Tobias X Tris) Will/Christina Myra/Edward The Hunger Games: Katniss/Peeta Gale/Madge
Harry Potter: Romione (Ron X Hermione) Drarry/Hinny (Draco X Harry/ Harry X Ginny) (Mood varies) Bill/Fleur Ronks (Remus X Tonks) Criminal Minds: Derek/Savannah (Just... My feelings.) Derek/Penelope (OH MY GODS) Law And Order SVU: Olivia/Elliot (Like for real, guys, perfect!) You can just call me Cat, I don't mind. Bands I like: My Chemical Romance, Black Veil Brides, Bowling For Soup, All Time Low, Sick Puppies, Poison, KISS, The Darkness, Slipknot, All American Rejects, Panic! At The Disco, The Eagles, REO Speedwagon, Nirvana, Merciful Nuns, Siouxsie and the Banshees, and many more besides. If you're cold, stand in the corner. They're usually around 90 degrees. (((((If you wish they put Haymitch's head dive off the stage in the first Hunger Games in the film, copy and paste this onto your profile))))) 7 Things Life Tells Me. 1. Walking into walls hurts. 2. Voldemort's parents took the "I Got Your Nose" game a little too seriously. 3. Life is weird, first you grow up, then you want to be a kid again. 4. Has anyone else noticed that Hannah Montana looks a lot like Miley Cyrus? 5. If the people in horror movies listened to to me, they'd still be alive. 6. If you always expect the unexpected then doesn't that make the unexpected expected? 7. 3 out of the 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other one wants to know if penguins have knees. (I shut it up, they do.) The broccoli says "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says "I look like a brain." The banana says "Can we please change the subject?" I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet. Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Other people walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. I'm not clumsy! Floors hate me, chairs and tables are bullies, and walls get in my way! The important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of someone who does! (To my family, I am this human) To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. A balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance? My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore. Here's a few life quotes you might like. Copy and paste into your profile if anything sounds like you or sounds like you know what it feels like. I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have friends for that. The greatest pleasure in life is doing something people say you can't do. Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway. I love everyone! There are some people I love to be around, some I love to stay away from, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Did you ever notice when you need your keys the most they're always the hardest to find? Me: For the first time in my life, things seem to be getting better. Life: give me a second! Me: Life is like a TV show, without a remote control. I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. I live my life one weekend at a time. For those two days, nothing else matters, I am FREE!!! I like life. It's something to do. I'm not afraid to die, I just don't like the idea of being gone so long!! Dear mobile phone, I tell you I hate you, that I want to throw you at a wall and that you're stupid. But no matter how much you wind me up, I will always love you and I don't know what I'd do without you. Love, Me. On a Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a children's fold-away stroller: On artificial bacon: On Dum-Dum Lolipop On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: On a coffee cup: On cheap Peanut Butter: On a Korean kitchen knife: Time is a great teacher but unfortunately, it kills all it's pupils. Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Love your enemies, it makes them so mad! I didn't trip and fall! I am attacking the floor and I believe I am winning. Everyone says nothing is impossible. Well, they haven't tried slamming a revolving door. If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you tried. A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing. I know that I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing. The one who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out the mistakes you're making. Diet rule #1: If no one sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see!! Isn't it a bit unnerving that what doctors do, they call practice? Whoever criticizes our generation has quite obviously forgotten who raised it. People say you can't live without love, but I think that oxygen is more important. Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. How many roads must a man walk down before admits he's lost? Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? Intelligence is fast chasing me, but so far I'm beating it. I'm not suffering from insanity, I love every minute of it. Silence is golden. Too bad nobody's buying. Lead us not into temptation. Tell us where it is, we'll find it. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who gets excited at just two Reviews copy this into your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune. If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile. (\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (Do it now). Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter 1. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and animal): Black Cat... (Pen name?) 2. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Magenta Powerade. (Um, what the???) 3. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Choco. (This sounds weird...) 4. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong):Blackberry Flood. (Sweet!) 5. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (colour, pirate accessory): Grey Peg-Leg. (Not bad. Not bad at all.) If books are your life and you absolutely CAN'T live without them then copy and paste this into your profile 98% of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% that haven't put this in your profile. If you are one of the many writers who believe that your stories should garner more attention then your user page, yet still covers their user page with witticisms, quotes and "copy and paste this onto your profile" items, copy and paste this onto your profile People are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised we don't have cookies? If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. One person's crazy is another person's normal. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If people think you are insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
How do I make the above neon and flashing, please? If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Now! I used The Hunger Games for this one. List ten of your fave characters in random order. 1. Peeta 2. Haymitch. 3. Effie 4. Katniss 5. Prim 6. Finnick 7. Annie 8. Seneca 9. Madge 10. Gale. Have you ever read a four/ ten fic? I did, over on AO3. I can't say I ship them, though... If 2 got 3 pregnant, what would you do? Be extremely happy, haha. That would mean that they're canon. 6 and 8 are in a happy relationship. 6 dumps 8 for 2. 8, brokenhearted, has an unhappy relationship with 7, goes on a date with 9 then follows the wise advice of 1 and finds a happy relationship with 10 while 5 sits there and eats popcorn as if it was all a movie. So... Finnick and Seneca are in a happy relationship, until Finnick dumps Seneca for Haymitch. Seneca, brokenhearted, has an unhappy relationship with Annie, goes on a date with Madge, then follows the wise advice of Peeta, and finds a happy relationship with Gale while Prim sits there and eats popcorn as if it was all a movie. Have you ever written a 6/2 fic? Nope. And after the results of that last question, I might just write that up, haha. Have you read a 1/5/7 fic recently? Peeta, Prim, and Annie? Can't say as I have. Have you ever written a 1/3/9 fic? Peeta, Effie, and Madge? Nope. I might write one and post it with my Finnick/Haymitch one, haha. 3 fancies 1, 1 fancies 9 and 9's in love with a raven, but the raven loves 3. Effie fancies Peeta, Peeta fancies Madge, and Madge is in love with a raven, but the raven loves Effie. Give a title for this story. Party in Panem. The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves VERY well. In grammar class the teacher asks her pupil "When you sing you say 'I sing.' What do you say when your brother sings?" "'Shut up, you are a terrible singer.'" New year resolutions you can actually keep! Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more. Go shopping more often. Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers. Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits. Do less exercise and watch more TV. The last thing that blew my mind was the wind. Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone!! There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him. The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game. The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00. The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is the answer?" The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill. Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Ugh, I can't get in the car." The second blonde replies "Keep trying, it's looks like it's going to rain and the top is down." On with the profile. (I am not prejudiced at all. I am not trying to be mean.) What's black and blue and brown? A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes. How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something. How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds. Did you know...?
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, quickly email this!!! Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D Just a few of my favourite quotes from The Hunger Games/Catching Fire/Mockingjay (movies and books): Katniss: Hey, wanna see what I got you? Prim: (takes pin) What is it? Katniss: It's a mockingjay. It's to protect you. And as long as you have it, nothing bad will happen to you. Katniss: (stabs table) Effie: That is mahogany!! Haymitch: Well, look at you. You just killed a placemat. Rue: Will you sing? Katniss: Deep in the meadow, under the willow, a bed of grass, a soft green pillow... Peeta: See, Katniss, the way the whole "friend" thing works is, you have to tell me the deep stuff. Katniss: The deep stuff? Peeta: Yeah, like... What's your favourite colour? Katniss: Oh, well, now you've stepped over the line. Peeta: (laughs) Seriously, though, what is it? Katniss: Green. What's yours? Peeta: Orange. Katniss: Like Effie's hair? Peeta: (chuckles) No. Not that orange. More like a, uh, a sunset orange. Katniss: Finnick Odair, right? Haymitch: Right. He won his Games at fourteen. Youngest ever. Extremely humble. Katniss: You're kidding, right? Haymitch: Yes, I'm kidding. He's a peacock. A total preener. Effie: Pretty, pretty, pretty. Oh, Katniss, they are going to adore you. Now, there are a lot of sponsors in the audience, so just be yourself. Actually, be your happier self. Johanna: A wedding dress? Katniss: Snow made me wear it. Johanna: Make them pay for it. Katniss: Where did you get that? Finnick: Where do you think? Duck. Wiress: Tick tock! Katniss: Tick tock. The arena, it's a clock. It's a clock! Wiress, you're a genius! Peeta: Oh, no. It costs a lot more than your life. To murder innocent people? It costs everything you are. Katniss: Finnick? Maybe some pants? Finnick: (whips off hospital gown) Why? Do you find this distracting? Katniss: I'm only human, Odair. Boggs: (in response to Gale's uniform) Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. Katniss: (live on telly) Fire is catching! And if we burn, you burn with us! Haymitch: (to Katniss) While I was waiting... I ate your lunch. Finnick: It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart. Johanna: (to Katniss) Your cousin's not afraid of me. (to Gale) Are you, gorgeous? Johanna: Fine. I'll train. But I'm going to the stinking Capitol even if I have to kill a crew and fly there myself. Katniss: Probably best not to bring that up in training. But it's nice to know I'll have a ride. Finnick: (in response to Peeta) Oh, Peeta... Don't make me sorry I restarted your heart. Haymitch: (to Katniss) What is it, sweetheart? More boy trouble? Peeta: You love me, real or not real? Katniss: Real. Rules:
1. If someone asks "Is this OK?" You say...? Evanescence ~ Going Under (I burst out laughing at this) 2. How would you describe yourself? Avril Lavigne ~ Give You What You Like (DAMN! Um, okay, lol.) 3. What do you like in a guy/girl? Poison ~ Your Mama Don't Dance (Hahahaha, brb, dying of laughter) 4. How do you feel today? Patrick Swayze ~ She's Like The Wind (Okay? Guess I'm feeling romantic and sad...) 5. What is your life's purpose? Jason Donovan ~ Too Many Broken Hearts (So it's up to me to prevent one more heartbreak? Well, there's my fanfic career down the pan!) 6. What is your motto? Patti Smith ~ Because The Night (Wow.) 7. What do your friends think of you? Beyonce ~ Single Ladies (Hahahaha! Well, yeah, I guess.) 8. What do you think of your parents? Meat Loaf ~ You Took The Words Right Out of my Mouth (They like this song, but uh... No. Ew) 9. What do you think about very often? Katy Perry ~ Hot N Cold. (Well, that's me to most people in my life, lol) 10. What is 22? Simple Plan ft. Sean Paul ~ Summer Paradise (The question still stands, what is 22?) 11. What do you think of your best friend? Panic! At The Disco ~ I Write Sins Not Tragedies. (Actually, we do sing that a lot) 12. What do you think of the person you like? Bonnie Tyler ~ I Need A Hero (Well, that fits beautifully, lol.) 13. What is your life story? Panic! At The Disco ~ Miss Jackson (WTH?!) 14. What do you want to be when you grow up? Green Day ~ Wake Me Up When September Ends (No, thanks. That's heartbreaking) 15. What do you think of when you see the person you like? Whitesnake ~ Here I Go Again (Hahaha! Oh, okay, going to go and laugh myself to sleep. It's good, though) 16. What will you dance to at your wedding? Taylor Swift ~ Innocent (Bit depressing for a wedding, no?) 17. What will they play at your funeral? Rednex ~ Cotton Eye Joe 18. What is your hobby/ interest? Poison ~ I Won't Forget You (Well, ouch.) 19. What's your biggest fear? Poison ~ Tearin' Down The Walls (Sure, I'm terrified... *sarcasm intensifies*) It is official. The soundtrack of me is a messed up soundtrack. If you want to see my more random real life thoughts, I am on Tumblr as emo-girl-in-the-tardis and on Twitter as (@)BlackCatS46 so feel free to tweet, DM or post to me. Hope you enjoy the stories now that you've read my (actually shortened!) bio page xxx |