There was a squirrel in the Doctor's Christmas tree!

Amy has decided it's time to celebrate Christmas in the Tardis, whether the guys like it or not. That means finding a tree, shopping for presents, cooking Christmas dinner, and Christmas morning! But this is the Tardis, and things can get a little weird.

There is a bond that binds them unwillingly, that will not be severed until the death of one or the other. A study of that tragic and strange connection between the convict Valjean and the policeman Javert in two parts, from the Gypsy's early years in Toulon in "The Death of Etienne" to his eventual fate in the Seine in "The Fall of Saint Michel". Please, please review if you like!

AU. During the final battle Valjean saves not only Marius, but a few members of Les Amis, including Enjolras. While the surviving Amis grieve and try to hold each other together, Valjean must find a way to protect them from the authorities, including a still alive and increasingly unstable Javert. Brick, Musical, and Film based. Beta'ed by ariadneslostthread.

Starfleet officers activated him, and told him he was an android — nothing more than a sophisticated machine with human form. He found that difficult to accept. So he chose to believe that he was a person. And sometimes, others chose to believe it, too.

Ichabod Crane ends up in 2012 and has to cope with his new surroundings. Thankfully he is taken in by two nice people. Based on 1999 movie. Used to be titled "Adopting Ichabod". Rated to be safe.

Fili and Kili have never met a hobbit before. Naturally they have many questions for Bilbo.

Pre-canon. Fresh from Asia, Erik must reluctantly make a stop in a small Swedish village. A village haunted by a yellow eyed demon strewn from corpses. What begins as a detour soon becomes a gamble for survival. Being pestered by a violinist named Gustave Daae is the least of Erik's worries. Crossover with Frankenstein.

Toby leaves the Demon Barber alive out of hatred, so's he can brood upon accidentally killing his wife. This, however, pulls him onto a life threatening quest that he hadn't seen coming. And what of Johanna?

A twist of fate as Marius is slowly making it clear to Valjean that he would like it if his convict father-in-law stayed away makes him realize that something about his image of Valjean the murdering thief isn't quite right and causes him to take a second look at his actions and once more go searching for the truth.

The Doctor studies Conversational Russian. Oh, and there's a squatter in the Tardis. - A one-shot

Modern AU: "Why should I help you?" "Because we're the same, you and I. We're both mad. We both want to rid ourselves of the guilt." A murderer is on the loose in London. A barber and a teenager team together to stop him. But will they both come away alive?

Amy finds herself traveling with the Doctor...but not HER Doctor. In celebration for the programme's upcoming 50th anniversary, and, this year being MY 30th anniversary as a Doctor Who fanatic.

Jean Valjean did not know the meaning of a word, but he never thought such a small matter could have dire consequences. Seriously written crackfic.

This story explores Javert's life between March 1824, when Valjean disappears into the convent, and 1832. T rating because the streets of Paris, as Hugo presents them, are not a pretty place. Note: This story is on posting hiatus for the moment, while I work on some shorter one shots that occur during the same time period.

Driven to the Seine by Valjean's blatant refusal to make sense, Javert is stopped at the last second by someone else jumping in and automatically moving to save him. He says his name is Clarence and he's here to show Javert just how much the people he's met need him. Javert is decidedly non-impressed. What business is it of his if everyone around him wants to ruin their own lives?

Enjolras wakes next to Grantaire in the Cafe Musain, though he does not remember falling asleep.

Or at least the beginning of one... Life is looking up for Ori, what with Nori turning up again and business going well. But then Kili and Fili play a joke on him and...well...what's a dwarf to do but find some way to retaliate?

Bilbo Baggins is used to his warm, comforting hobbit home in The Shire. So, trekking across the landscape, getting in fights with both the Orcs and the weather, it is completely possible for the out-of-his-element hobbit to fall ill... Sick!fic. Technically movie!verse, although could probably just be book!verse as well.

Just what the title says; AU vignettes; some funny, some sad, some horrible. This was written for the Five Things challenge at fic inspiration in 2005. Warning: This would have character deaths IF it ever happened...which none of it ever did...thank goodness...Book-verse. (MEFA 2010 Award Category: Genres: Alternate Universe - First Place)

Not only Elves and Men have been gifted with foresight. A young scribe in the Company of Thorin Oakenshield has been given a glimpse of the future and is unwilling to tell his friends about their contents. Go easy on me, it's my first shot at fanfiction. All reviews welcome!

When Valjean watches Javert plunge into the water right in front of him, he knows that there's only one possible way he can get away with saving Javert without the other man immediately attempting to jump again. 1998 movie-based.

...with a mark on it. It could be a 'k' or possibly a 'g', though. And is it all right to eat stolen meat pies? My humble version of why Ori, Nori, Dori, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Oin, and Gloin all arrive at the Unexpected Party together. Movie-verse.

This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.

Three times Dis plaits her sons' hair. Spoilers through end of the book. Be warned - canonical character death here.

To Ori, men were worse then dragons. Dragons could only kill you. Men…men could hurt you.

Tension runs high amongst the dwarves as the Battle of Five Armies draws closer, and the company takes solace in the words of someone they least expected.

The Council expects the Doctor to leave behind his best friend and answer their summons. He's been a renegade so long they forget he has all their skills and a greater stubborn streak. Yet, there's a reason he's doesn't solve his problems like a Time Lord. Darkfest prompts: 1) Four takes Sarah back to Gallifrey and the consequences are terrible. 2) You will never really leave me.

Eleven just needs a good distraction to think out loud. That nice, comfy sofa in Sigmund Freud's apartment will do. /Between 'Cold Blood' and 'Vincent and the Doctor'.

Adventures with the Doctor were always dangerous, but everyone always came out unscathed. Except for this time. Now, Amy and Rory are hurt and the Doctor blames himself. Memories of his past resurface, the temptations and self-loathing following close behind. He needs the pain. It's what he deserves, after all that he's done. Angst. Trigger warning: Self-Harm.

The truly remarkable thing was that neither of them had much trouble at all adjusting.

Amy and the Doctor have a heart-to-hearts conversation. Rated T for mentions of sexual assault.

"An eye for an eye, a life for a life" all debts must be repaid.

Sherlock may be gone, but John still has his phone number, if nothing else. Series of 100-300 word drabbles. All friendship.

The Doctor takes Rory and Amy to the oldest and largest library in the universe. The Doctor and Rory become engrossed in their own books, but Amy is left wondering about the magical Doctor she thought she knew. Will the books provide the answer or leave her questioning more? One-shot.

After an unexpected kiss, the Doctor finds himself questioning quite a bit. Really much sillier than it sounds.

Sometimes Rory thinks that the Doctor should come with a warning label. Danger: volatile. Do not shake, heat, or underestimate.

"Don't you see, Doctor? It's not about time and space and adventures... It's about you. It's all about you. They died because they loved you. Because you're worthy." / Warning: self-harming Doctor, may be triggering! / mostly Eleven, little bit of Amy / not as darkfic as I thought / Enjoy!

He feels himself getting hotter as he watches Sherlock pace. Thankfully, Sherlock gets tired of pacing sooner rather than later. And he decides to take John out. NO SLASH, despite my suggestive summary and title. It includes ice cream and no romantic love, but a Sherlock with his walls slightly down and a John with a nice idea.

A song I wrote about the 4th Doctor's obsession with offering people Jelly Babies.

A wee short about August and May

The Doctor finds a toddler in a NYC alley, lost and suffering from bad dreams.

The Doctor and Sarah Jane ping-pong around Earth history on a very strange trip.

Judge E.A. "Move Along" Monahan has tried too many cases during his long career to remember the details of them all. Then again, every once in awhile, a face stuck out at him and he would remember – just like that morning when Jack Kelly and two of his pals came before his bench for the second time.

...And One Time He Fell.

Sweeney Todd had already gone through his Epiphany, and his 'special' barber chair was nearly ready. Then somebody else who had a plan for Judge Turpin showed up in his shop...and everything changed. Will Sweeney ever become a Demon Barber?

Holmes is poisoned, and Watson mistakes it for cocaine abuse. It's a good time to have a big brother about...

The Doctor was the light in the darkness of space, the guiding star on their travels.The Doctor was all that was good in the world. And the Doctor was dead. Impossible Astronaut6x1 Amy/11 friendship Oneshot

He's crossed the line this time. Amy will never ever speak to him ever again ever. Or so she thinks. She may be underestimating the lengths he'll go to to apologize... Oneshot

A parody of Dr. Seuss' classic, featuring Javert in a Santa suit as the Grinch, Valjean as a Who, Cosette as Cindy-Lou Who, and Gavroche as Max. "Why, for twenty-five years I've put up with it now! I MUST catch this dangerous convict! ...But HOW?"

Amy finds the Doctor writing out Christmas cards. After taking a look at his list... well, you can only imagine her reaction. Christmas one-shot.

My Thief is sick, and I have to save him from himself. Again.

Every night Skittery drowned in the harbor.

i have many friends.

In which Sweeney writes a very strongly worded letter to Mrs. Lovett discussing grammar, and how it is properly used. Based on JDeppIsMyLovely's A Little Priest and A Little Sweeney. All characters belong to Tim Burton.

Crutchy, they called me. Crutchy one-leg, Crutchy the gimp. It's a "term of endearment" now, but it wasn't always.

The Doctor has some unusual habits and his companions aren't sure what to make of them. Adjusting to life in the TARDIS, what you didn't see during season five. Mostly quirky fluff, Not Smut. Spoilers through 5x13.

Sarah thinks of home. The Doctor listens. 4th Doctor, Sarah

An unlikely character from the TV Movie has an encounter with the Doctor on Santa Monica beach.

During one of the Holmes's annual Christmas parties, a new guest takes an unhealthy interest in Sherlock. But he has figured without the wrath of Mycroft…

The Doctor has to go shopping for Amy. Awkwardness ensues. Did she eat the purple…? 11th Doctor/Amy Friendship.

When an act of kindness destroyed him, might another save him? Or can the Inspector's path lead only to the river? Revised and hopefully improved

With the TARDIS undergoing repairs, Amy is looking for something to occupy her mind. Little does she expect herself and the Doctor to end up questioning the nature of their own existence. One-shot.

Starts of somewhere after the first movie. Jack being delirious, Norrington helps. If you read, pls. tell me what you think!

The universe has been saved, the wedding is over, and Rory and Amy have finally decided to come out of their bedroom suite on the TARDIS. It should be business as usual, so why is Rory insisted on seeing Eleven in the infirmary?

Emmett doesn't like talking about bras. Oneshot. Doc/OC

She knows that kind of shouting. That's his 'Amy is definitely going to kill me' shouting. Five times Amy catches the Doctor being "domestic".

Life with the Doctor is always...Interesting,to say the least. I've had this on my mind since episode 1!

John Watson, well. John Watson has his jumpers.

A drabble that wouldn't leave me alone. Look, this is me - there was a guy in armour, okay? Just a half-overheard line in the background of the final episode... "I was plastic..."

After Toby has found out about the pies and is sworn to secrecy, he fears Sweeney more than ever. Then Mrs Lovett recieves word that her Aunt Nettie is sick & she must go out of town to care for her. Can Toby survive two weeks alone with the demon barber?

Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.

The top ten reasons Sherlock Holmes never married. Read and Reveiw, or I'll sick Moriarty on you!

The Doctor, who is decidedly not nosy, goes on an adventure and discovers an interesting mystery pertaining to Amy Pond in the most peculiar way. Oneshot

The Doctor can't focus, so Amy helps. How? She makes him talk about paint.

Something was wrong. It was at the tip of Amy's tongue. The corner of her mind. Dangling, waiting for her to grasp it, to catch it. It had been there since the TARDIS left the subterranean world of the Silurians. Post "Cold Blood"

Alice wakes up one morning and it strikes her. She simply MUST tell her beloved Hatter the news - but how will he react? Thoroughly clean, I encourage all readers to look into it!

There are days when the Mad Hatter doesn't remember who he is. Alice/Hatter friendship

The first that Alice was aware of anything wrong with the goodly mad, and madly good Tarrant Hightopp was when she was forced into a slightly less-than-casual sidestep in order to avoid introduction of hat block and face. HINTS of HxA.

What about after Crutchy gets caught? What happens to him in the refuge? How did he end up helping even when he was inside?

my first fic woot!just something random. a parody about what multiple newsies do in their spare time

Mr. Todd is touched by the concern of a dirty orphan girl rescued off the streets. As they confide in each other, Sweeney's icy heart begins to thaw, but when the orphan attracts the attention of a certain judge, things take a turn for the worse.

We, ViciousVigilante and Cadaver Carnivorum, are proud to present our collaborative work!

The Master List of Things That I, Adric, Must Not Do While On the TARDIS Or Traveling With the Doctor In Any Capacity." 58. Try to figure out why all of us seem to wear one color all the time

A one shot for Skittery Week 2009: Typical Skittery, he's got a bone to pick...with everyone.

Norman Bate is confronted by Lila Crane in his mental institution where he fears Doctors are about to let him go. But he can't be let go, he explains, what he is is something that can't be cured, and it's best if he just stays in his cage.

Javert and Valjean end up at a Starbucks. Donut-throwing and chair-wielding ensues.

When he lost his angel, he died. Cosette still cries herself to sleep.

This story is small, so small it may not even be worth your attention... I guess you'll never know, will you? Cause you're about to pass it by.

A parody of Newsies fanfiction, covering multiple cliches including, but not limited to, time travel, amnesia, Emo!Skittery, and long lost siblings.

Short drabble, in canon- Racetrack, Christmas, & pastry. Over seven years later, nothing had changed about Christmas on Duane Street.

Mrs. Lovett and Toby decide to go to the circus, and Mrs. Lovett manages to get Sweeney to come along. She discovers something very... interesting about Sweeney at the circus. Oneshot.

Sweeney has been having trouble getting to sleep, so he asks Mrs. Lovett for 'a favor'

Today is Sweeney Todd's birthday, and he is not at all pleased about it. Mrs. Lovett decides to cook up a special present to cheer him up.

Haven't seen the Sweeney Todd movie? Don't plan on it? See it here! read it here?

You know you've always wanted a real life, life sized Newsie unit! Well here's the User's Manual to your new Newsie unit for you to love forever and ever![Will do all Newsies and some others]

It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!

Toby goes to visit the sea months after the night of Mr.Todd and Mrs.Lovett's deaths, and gets some much needed closure. He has his future planned out, and he dreams of what it would've been like if Mrs.Lovett, Mr.Todd, and him had lived by the sea.

Good faith, bad faith, dead worlds, fake gods, and what happens when you stop believing in yourself. Four, Sarah.

You'se a real odd guy, Racetrack. Why can't you sleep at night? [Insomniac!Race. Violence, language.]

His luck run out at last, Jack Sparrow lies dying on the Pearl's deck. But he can't let go yet. Liz has found him, and they have things to say to each other. Perhaps not quite what either expected. Sad but sweet. PG for implied gore, character death.

Sarah's birthday is a source of discovery for the [Fourth] Doctor, on the nature of earthbound traditions, and their meaning

A series of twelve Holiday oneshots, each one for a specific character set to a specific holiday song. Includes some romance, some humor, and everything else that we love about the newsies. Merry Christmas!

It was honestly an accident. Everyone knew that Blink had no intention of it. Yet it happened. And that was the beginning of the day that Mush fell into the toilet. [OneShot]

When you’re around someone like Tumbler and they start getting sick, I guess you just blame yourself. I wasn’t no bacteria and I didn’t give Tumbler bad food or take him by sick people, but I just told myself it was my fault anyways. Oneshot Skittery POV

Everyone wants to know what's there.

An ironic retelling of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho, in which Sam, Lila and Marion are scam artists trying to drive Norman Bates insane.

A Sweeney Todd vignette.

Is Valjean losing his mind?

Javert has one single, inexplicable, self indulgent habit...one which leads to a surprising meeting.

Edward gets hired to play the villian in a slasher movie. The director is begining to regret his decision.

In which Cosette follows a spider and makes an unusual friend, and Javert is, perhaps, a little peturbed.

Sarah Jane walks in on the (4th) Doctor having a Jellybaby-induced muse.

Edward is feeling hate for the first time, but he does not fully understand it...

When Spot spends Christmas Eve at the Duane Street lodging house, he witnesses a touching scene and learns a valuable lesson.

This is a repost of the Robo!Javert code, somewhat expanded and finally debugged to the best of my modest ability.

User's manual for the Jean Valjean units.

While caring for the ill 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane accidentally lets slip her own dark secret.

From the makers of "The Bus To Paris," another installment in the "IDIOTIC JAVERT ADVENTURES"!

Crutchy used to paint pictures for me with words. He told me about places far, far away, but we never payed enough attention to the present. Told from Boots' POV.

The truth about what happened to Jean Valjean's multiple relatives . . .

Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever written. Javert takes a bus to Paris.

Javert clarifies a few fundamental principles of policework.

A Paris street rat is deeply touched by her encounter with Inspector Javert.

Crutchy is acting a little strange and scary the heck out of people. What is this about "peace, love, and understanding"?