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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Bible, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Rise of the Guardians, Danny Phantom, Maximum Ride, and How to Train Your Dragon. INTRO Guys, my friend has this really good story up on her deviantart account, and it would be really good if you guys checked it out. Once you get past the first few chapters, it's well worth it. here's the link to get more info on it. http:///journal/PLEASE-READ-516922492 Someone says they are not part of your fandom you grab a... sonic screwdriver (copy and past this into your profile and add a weappon that your favorite fandom uses then add your name) Daughterofthehunt GOOD NEWS, GUYS! i've started my own original story! so if you like what you see on this site, check back every once and a while, and i'll post the link to the original to my fictionpress account. Here's my Deviantart account: http:// And here's my YouTube account: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ3n6yzPeC7aqDTV0-3J31g The YouTube was made mostly just for me and a friend, but she kinda dropped out :/ so it's mostly just me now. But i post cool videos and stuff, you might wanna see if you're part of the fandom :D i have also created a facebook account so that you may contact me if you don't have a deviantart, youtube, gmail, quotev, or fanfiction account. This is to be used only if you have questions for me involving any of the above sights. My pen name is the same: Daughterofthehunt (Dottie) can't wait to hear from you Avatar/Picture description: You remember me talking about my original story? The profile picture is of my favorite character in my original series, Roni. Image might change, like as celebration of an upcomming fandom event (like new book, new episode, new movie, or some other stuff). Previous picture was of Hiccup from How To Train Your Dragon 2 and Jack Frost form Rise of the Guardians Table of contents for my profile: (Yes I need a table of contents. It helps me organise or else I'd go crazy. Plus, you will know how far down to go when you want to copy something.) 1. About Me 2. My fave. fandomes: a) Maximum Ride b) Harry potter c) Percy Jackson d) Twilight e) Rise of the Guardians f) Danny Phantom g) Doctor Who (Callofthewolfrunner turned me onto it.) h)The Bible (best for last :) ) 3. Stuff To Coppy Into Your Profile 4. Funny quotes And Sayings 5. Other Cool Stuff 1. About Me Disclaimer: The only characters I own throughout all of my stories is my OCs Maddy and Inara from Percy Jackson the Guardian and The Demigod Guardian. That is it. sorry, i wanted to put the disclaimer here so I didn't have to put it in every chapter. Hey, I'm DAUGHTERofthehunt so I'm definitely a girl. I am also a Christian and dang proud of it! I am not and will not be afraid to say it. My age is somewhere between the two numbers 1 and 1000. I am not giving any more info than that, stalkers. I am a very straight forward reviewer. I will give my honest opinion. If I read a story that is really good or really bad, I will say something. I also reply to ALL of my reviews in the next chapter or reply via PM if it is a one-shot or the final chapter. am also a very inexperienced writer. My first story was Wizard or Demigod and that's not even finished. But I think I have come a long way since the first chapter of that story. My Favorites singers: Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood Idina Menzel and Katy Perry, Adelle, Imagine dragons, ID, JONSI! Tv show: DOCTOR WHO! Red Band Society, Danny Phantom, Sherlock (BBC) and Once Upon a Time, supernatural books and series: the Bible, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson, Erogon, Kane Chronicles, Divergent Movies: How to trian your dragon (2), Rise of the Guardians, Frozen, The Sound of Music, The Polar Express, Brave, Eragon, Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, Hunger Games and so on. Form of transportation: Pegasus (Blackjack) Nah, just kidding. probably motor boat or horses. Things: God, best friend. Books and computer. Writing. Foods: soup Am I just randomly saying stuff now 'cus I am Board?: Yes. LEAST favorites: Singers: Justin Bieber, some others Tv show: Phinious and Pherb (no idea how to spell that), Gravity Falls, Torchwood Books and series: The Hunger Games Movies: Percy Jackson, Prince of Persa, John Carter and others that don't come to mind right now Things: Science, Spelling, Math, anything school related, actually, save for english Food: anything spicy/potato soup (go figure. the only kind of soup I don't like.) My stories Wizard Or Demigod- Officially not going to continue. Percy Jackson the Guardian?-I am surprised this story is so popular. Thank you. I do my best to keep everyone in character but that is easier said than done. The Demigod Guardian- what to say here...ok, this is the sequel to Percy Jackson, the Guardian, so if you find either of them interesting, then read the prequel first. My Walk With God-in case you are wondering, this actually happened to me. It is not fiction. I am not going to continue this story. It is the only one on my stories list that is complete. But I promois I will reply ASAP if you are a member. Otherwise, I don't know how to reply. Sorry House: Hufflepuff Godly Parent: ARTEMIS! Duh. or Poseidon. Wichever. District: 4 (fishing) Mutant DNA: Pegasuss! :P Species: Time-lady/demigod States: Alive, though is beginning to be debatable MY OCs You have an OC that resembles yourself One of your OC's has your name You have OC's that are siblings You are constantly drawing your OC's You constantly receive positive feedback about one or more of your OC's Total: 3 You have more than five OC's Your OC's are varied species-wise You have a main OC whom you love the most out of all your OC's Your OC's are mostly mythical A lot of your OC's were adoptables Total: 2 You have a 'bad boy' or 'bad girl' OC You have a girly OC You have a 'cool' or 'sly' OC You have a sporty OC You have a fun OC Total: 5 You have a lot of 'perfect' OC's (skinny, muscular, perfect hair, ect.) You have a lot of 'imperfect' OC's (more blubber than usual, wacky hair, ect.) Most of your OC's are part of a fandom Most of your OC's are non-fandom You have an OC that isn't straight Total: 3 You have gotten a polished toy, framed art, ect. made of your OC You are constantly talking about your OC's to friends The first thing you did on dA was make an OC Your OC's participate in a role play You have made your OC in a game Total: 2 2. Fave. fandoms My Strange Way of Life: When someone says "Let's get down to business," I finish with "To defeat the Huns!" When a teacher tells me to write my name, I turn to my friend and say, "My name is Jack Frost. How do I know that? The moon told me so. But that's all he ever told me. and that was a long, long time ago," When someone tells me shocking news, I yell "Oh my gods!" When it's time to choose between turning left and turning right, I always turn left! When someone asks for a volunteer, I stand up and yell "I volunteer as tribute!!!" When people say they want to get out of somewhere (e.g. school) I agree by shouting "I want my freedom" in a terrible Scottish accent When someone insults me, I throw curses at them and yell "AVADA KEDAVRA!" When I think something is cool, I say it repeat it afterwards three times "Cool... cool cool cool" When I see a balpoint pen, I double check to see if it's Riptide When it's time to go somewhere to do something, I shout "Allons-y!" When it's Thursday, I become a teddy bear doctor When someone asks about my favourite TV show, I simply reply with "Wholock." When I find a fellow fandom-er, well, let me just direct you here: http:///tumblr_mdt9fiZg3K1rhxxu3o1_400.gif (Maximum ride) ºø„ºø„„øº„øº ºø„ Maximum Ride „øº „øº ROCKS!! ºø„ „øº„øººø„º Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: 1. Being different is okay. 2. Even the little things can help save the world. 3. Red-heads are evil! 4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there. 5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world. 6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. 7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy. 8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like. 9. French is the universal language. 10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement. 11. Count your blessings. 12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. 13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices. 14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words. 15. Even a kick-butt, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes. 16. Never get hooked on Valium. 17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!! 18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars. 19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie. 20. Kids are better than adults. 21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. 22. The best cooks are blind pyros. 23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom. 24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done. 25. School really is an evil place. 26. Teachers really are out to get you. 27. Remember to flap. 28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders. 29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!! Favorite Quotes from different books. “Fang: 'Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?' Max: 'Why, is your head missing some?”-Angel Experiment “Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here].-Fang, Angel Experiment “De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said "Well, he's a snappy dresser," Max, STWAOES “And you're blind?" "Uh-huh," Iggy said. "Were you born that way?" "No." "How did you become blind, uh, Jeff, is it?" "Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.” Iggy, Schools out-Forever(I don't know, but this made me laugh xD) “Fang, Fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!” -Max, Max “I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-Gazzy, STWAOES "You stand out like a fart in a church." Nudge, The Final Warning "Do you ever have dirty thoughts about Spongebob?” -Fang “Oh great. Yoda captured us.” -Fang, The Final Warning “Yeah, and so Max and Dylan are supposed to, like, go to Germany and have kids together," "What?" Fang said "Gazzy!" "Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?"-Gazzy “Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.”-Max, The Angel Experiment “Have you ever been to Colorado?" "Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?”-Max “You're a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers! -Fang, Schools out-Forever " Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha."-Max (Harry Potter) The Tale of the Three Brothers: Voldemort died for power, Snape died for love, And Harry greeted death with open arms. There are 5 Houses: Gryffindor: For those of us audacious and willing to go to lengths to preserve the lives of the innocent. Slytherin: For those of us who are cunning and have a passion for the Dark arts. Ravenclaw: For those of us who crave to learn and have a passion for reading. Hufflepuff: For those of us who are tolerant and kind in any situation which may arise. The mental asylum: For those of us -the select few- who THINK we are wizards HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you will forever be in our hearts as the boy who lived. We will never forget what you taught us, friendship, courage, and believing in ourselves. Harry, your legacy taught me so much. I will remember you and this legacy forever... and Always. Harry Potter. The Boy Who Lived... come to die ... Avada Kedavraaa!!!! If we die for them Harry im gonna kill you! THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND YOU NUMPTIES!!!!! TEAM POTTER! Me: When is dinner gonna be done??? Mum: Just wait. Me: I DID MY WAITING!!! Mum: Here we go... Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!!! Mum: -_- Me: IN AZKABAN!!! Albus Dumbledore: "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" How all Harry Potter fans feel about the world of Harry Potter :) Neville Longbottom. A true GRYFFINDOR!! "It doesn't matter that Harry's gone." "Stand down Neville!" "People die every day. Friends, Family... Yeah. We lost Harry tonight. But he's still with us. In here! (Points to heart) So's Fred, Remus, Tonks, everyone. They didn't die in vain! But you will, cause' your wrong! Harry's heart did beat for us! For all of us! It's not over! (Pulls out sword of Gryffindor)" Dumbledore: Lily, after all this time? Snape: Always. Harry: You promise you'll stay with me, until the very end? Lily: Always. Harry Potter in 99 seconds There once was a boy named Harry Destined to be a star. His parents were killed by Voldemort Who gave him a lightning scar Yo, Harry! Your a wizard! [Bum(x7)] Harry goes to Hogwarts And meets Ron and Hermonie McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor Draco’s a daddy's boy Quirell becomes unemployed The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by DUM-BLE-DOR Ron breaks his wand Now Ginny's gone And Harry's in mortal dan-ger Tom Riddle hides His snake inside His ginormous secret chamber Harry blows up Aunt Marge Dementors come and take charge Lupin's a wolf A rat's a man And now a prisoner is at large They go back in time to save the prisoner of Azkaban Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather I don't really get it either... Harry gets put in the TRI-WIZARD TORNOMENT With DRAGONS and MERMAIDS Oh No! Edward Cullen gets slayed HE'S BACK! Harry[x2] It's getting kind of' scary Voldermort's back Your a revolutionary, Harry Dumbledore[x2] Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him!? He is forced to leave the school Umbridge arrives Draco's a tool Kids break into the Ministry Sirus Black's as dead as can beeeeeeeee!! Split. Your. Soul. Seven parts of a whole. They're horcruxes! It's Dumbledores' end! There once was a boy named Harry Who constantly concord death But in one final duel between good and bad He may take his final breath In Remembrance to Hedwig, Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts: (Shortened) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. (deff gryffindors) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day." I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. I will not go to class skyclad. If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends." I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends." Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God But yes, I will do it all anyway. I promise to remember The Potters, Whenever someone risk their lives for others I promise to remember The Weasleys, When someone has an overprotective mother I promise to remember The Grangers, Whenever an different family comes around I promise to remember The Dursleys, Whenever I come across a terribly dull town I promise to remember The Malfoys, When one picks family over all I promise to remember The Dumbledores, Whenever a family starts to slowly fall I promise to remember The Snapes, Whenever one has a strange way of showing love I promise to remember The Longbottoms, Whenever someone carries a legacy beyond and above I promise to remember The Lovegoods, Whenever wisdom is expressed in odd ways I rPromis to remember The Slughorns, When someone says, “Ah, Those were the days…” I promise to remember The Riddles, Whenever lust is confused for love I promise to remember The Blacks, Whenever in a gaggle of sparrow, I see a dove I promise to remember The Diggorys, Whenever a father has to bury his son I promise to remember The Woods, When games are something to always be won I promise to remember The Moodys, Whenever something seems suspicious I promise to remember The Pompfreys, When I eat something highly nutritious I promise to remember The Lupins, When a family is missing a few members I promise to remember The Evans, Whenever a sibling has a temper I promise to remember The Hagrids, Whenever a family is missing a mother I promise to remember The Murarders, Whenever friends are there for one another I promise to remember The Ravenclaws, When someone questions my fuss I promise to remember The Hufflepuffs, Whenever someone’s fatal flaw is trust I promise to remember The Gryffindors, Whenever nerve go not undetected I promise to remember The Slytherins, Whenever people are underrespected I solemly swear it, and hear by declare it To never, ever forget, to always remember. How it ended, what we face, even from way back from the first September. By: TheMuseNamedPancake add your named if you swear: TheMuseNamedPancake, Rachel E. Dare, IamWafflesHearMeRawr, Daughterofthehunt (Percy Jackson) Copy and past this if you hated Thalia calling Percy "Seaweed Brain". That is suppost to be Annabeth's! THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE: I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea, I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me. I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course, I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride" I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go. Pessimistic demigod: I hate Luke, don't you? Me: Who could hate Luke? Sure he made a mistake but he did the right thing in the end. Who I really hate is KRONOS. Pessimistic demigod: Why'd you say that name? *shivers* Me: Like those who are friends of Harry Potter, I am not afraid to say my enemy's name. *lists enemy's* KRONOS, GAEA, MINOTAUR, MEDUSA... If you are a fan of Harry Potter and Percy Jackson, who aren't afraid of KRONOS, GAEA, MINOTAUR, MEDUSA, VOLDEMORT, LYCAON , MEDEA, Midis or any other enemy, copy and paste to your profile, add a name and show up the wimps!! Who is my Godly Parent? Child of Zeus: You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a lightning bolt. You were voted class president. You think you do whats best for everyone. Eagles are your favorite birds. (Somewhat) You think you have what it takes to run for president. (oh gods no) You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic. 4/10 Child of Poseidon: You feel at home in the water. Your favorite place is the beach. (Well, one of them and anywhere with water; not just the beach.) You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. (I have only done water skiing and I exelled at that.) You want to do something about the Marine species being abused today. (Who dosen't?) You visit the local pool on a regular basis. (Would if there was one.) You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You'd rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic. 7/10 I love water! Child of Hades: You're not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You think parties are loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. (only mostly around kids my own age) All your closets are padlocked. (or you wish they could be) You write in a diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night. You aren't particularly fond of most animals. (I LOVE animals!) 7/10 Child of Demeter: You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You're an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You're a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check if a product if its environmentally friendly. You love going to flower shops. (as Piper says, I kill every plant I touch) You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 3/10 Child of Ares: You often start fights. You're a very agressive type of person. You like reading about war. You like watching wrestling. You're competitive. You don't take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don't always think before you do something. 2/10 Phew! Child of Athena: You have an insatisfiable thirst for knowledge. You're probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. (one book lasts me a while.) Half your Christmas presents last year were books. (one year...Harry Potter...) You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You're the valedictorianin your class. You've never gotten a grade below an 80 on your report cart. (I wish!) You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were president. (I'd feel like Percy holding Atles's burden) You have a huge shelf of books at home.(I have my own personal library in my room) You think vinyl pocket ptotectors are useful. (...?) 3/10 darn Child of Apollo: You're very creative and Artisic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You like going to Art museums You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's on your report card. (I wish) Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 7/10 Hunter of Artemis: You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome! You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting isn't cruel, if its to hunt down monsters. You alwise hit the target. (Just started learning. getting better very quickly) 10/10 YES!!! Child of Hephaestus: You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You're the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of Robots. You're a techie. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren't afraid of Fire. you like to build 2/10 Child of Aphrodite: Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on Makeup.(Opposite) You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day.(Everyday is a bad hair day for me) Your favorite activity is clothes shopping.(The only shopping I like is for books(my face lights up when I enter the bookstore) Your always in front of every trend. You're the popular girl/guy st school. You're often invited to parties. Your motto is 'It's never a party without me'. (if this were true than there would never be a party. Ever) You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 0/10 Wow. Does this mean I'm not pretty? Child of Hermes: You like pickpocketing your friends. You're a prankster. (good times) You're a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You're the best speaker in the class. (Not the best...) You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You're inventive and resourseful. You often start arguments. You've never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic comments. 4/10 Child of Dionysus: You're the life of the party. You like wine. You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You're a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying new food. (still need to try fish custard! ) You feel that you're abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 5/10 And my godly parent is... ARTEMIS!! Artemis wasn't alwise a virgen... The Lightning Thief Prophecy: You shall go west and face the god who has turned. You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned. You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend. And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end. The Sea of Monsters Prophecy: You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone, You shall find what you seek and make it your own, But despair for your life entombed within stone, And fail without friends, to fly home alone. The Titan's Curse Prophecy: Five shall go west to the goddess in chains, One shall be lost in the land without rain, The bane of Olympus shows the trail, Campers and Hunters combined prevail, The titan's curse must one withstand, And one shall perish by a parent's hand. The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy: You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise. You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand, The child of Athena's final stand. Destroy with the hero's last breath, And lose a love to worse than death. THE GREAT PROPHECY: A half-blood of the eldest gods, Shall reach sixteen against all odds. And see the world in endless sleep, The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap. A single choice shall end his days. Olympus to preserve or raze. THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY: Seven half-bloods shall answer the call. To storm or fire, the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death. NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say oh my GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already You Know You're Obsessed With PJO When... you curse Rick Riordan out loud for ending in the. Third. Cliff. Hanger. In. A. Row! (Curse you) you've read all of PJO including the Guide, Files, and Diaries at least 10 times...or more You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you politely scream or if at night whisper, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You plan to burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. you own a Camp Half-Blood t-shirt you made yourself you refer to your complete collection of PJO as "your babies" you swear with "Di immortales," "Styx," or "OH MY GODS!!" you start hyperventalting when a new book comes out you dress up as a demigod for Halloween When all of this is true and you want this list on your profile :) What To Do With Annoying Mortals: He pulls out his pen You: Wow, a pen! (Sarcastic) What are you gonna do? Write on me? He uncaps Riptide Mortal reaction: You: Uh, dude? It's still a pen... Mist Unveiled: You: OH MY GODS!!!! Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan) 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? Artemis cabin studding the bow and arrow. 2. Which PJO Character Would You Date? I would say Nico...but i'm not really his type, and percy's is already taken (I dobt he'd date me anyways) so it'd be Leo...if I don't join the hunt first. 3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend? Ryna or piper 4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate? Octavian, Drew, Khioni, Smelly Gabe...need I go on? 5. Your Favorite PJO book? House of Hades 6. Your Favorite PJO Character? Nico, by far! 7. Favorite God or Goddess I think you know by now that it's ARTEMIS! if not then Poseidon. 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? Ask a whole bunch of questions and see what I can do to help out in any way. 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Probibly Rachel Dare because she seems cool to hang around with. (BTW I am a Percabeth fan 100 percent!) 10. You get stranded on a deserted island... Who is with you? Percy would be with me so he could get our buts off the island! (After we enjoy a free vacation first.) :) 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? Slap his face and run behind Athena before he could do anything to me 12. Favorite PJO Pairing? Nico and Solace, and percabeth 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? Get on Hades' good side, get on Zeus' good side and swim with Poseidon. (After I'm on his good side.) 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Swim with Percy and Annabeth. 15. Favorite PJO Quote? "Seaweed Brain"-(All Books)-Annabeth 16. Favorite Percy Moment? When he and Annabeth are fighting at the Doors of Death 17. Favorite Nico Moment? The ending scenes with nico, where he and Solace talk...(spoilers) 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? The end where the gods and demigods join forces to fight off all evil!!! *stands, one foot over a pile of monster bodies, flireworks popping behind me* 19. Favorite Grover Moment? When Percy finds him in the park and he falls from the trees in the Last Olympian. I love that! 20. Favorite Random Moment? Thalia: "You want some, Seaweed Brain?" Percy: "Bring it, Pinecone Face!" Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians 1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse 2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian 3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth 4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse 5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief 6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth 9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters 10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse 11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief 12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters 13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian 14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief 15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters 16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief 17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breath fire.-The Sea of Monsters 18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif 19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse 20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian 21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief 22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian 23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJO books Favorite Quotes from different books. Grover-"That's us." "Those five nuts right there." Percy-"Which one is me?" Zoe-"The little deformed one." Percy-"Oh, shut up.”-The Titan's Curse Thalia-“Wow, Apollo is hot." Percy-"He's the sun-god" Thalia-"That's not what I meant.” The Titan's Curse "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye...with a blue plastic hairbrush.”-Percy "God alert! It's the wine dude!"-BlackJack, The Titan's Curse “Braccas meas vescimini!" I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants'!-TLT "Seaweed Brain"-(All Books)-Annabeth “It's him, Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!”-Percy "WHO DARES-" The voice stopped abruptly, "Percy. What-exactly-are you doing on my throne? "I'm sorry, Father, I needed to get your attention." This was a very dangerous thing to do. Even for you. If I hadn't looked before I blasted, you would now be a puddle of seawater.”-The Last Olympian Percy-“Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" Grover-"It only works on wild animals." Annabeth-"So it would only affect Percy?" Percy-"Hey!"-TLT You're Dionysus, the god of wine." Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well duh!'?" Y-yes, Mr. D." Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?-TLT "You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?" "Yes, I declare that this is stupid.” Percy, The Son Of Neptune "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."-Dionysus, The Battle of the Labyrinth “I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!” ,The Lost Hero “Brother, You do not help my Hunters. You do not look at, talk to, or flirt with my Hunters. And you do not call them sweetheart.”-Artemis, The Titan's Curse Tribute To The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War: Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end. Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods. Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right. Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in. Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death. Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die. Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends. Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake. And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace. (Twilight) TEAM EDWARD “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..." he murmured. “And you're worried, not because you're headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?” “Don’t be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So… try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right?” “Distract me, please” “I hear voices in my mind and you're worried that you're the freak,” he laughed.” “however, I can read hers; she'll be waiting to ambush you in class.” “I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars.” “I decided as long as I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.” “Will you be?” I asked, suddenly anxious. “Will you really be here?” “About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.” “Even more, I had never meant to love him. One thing I truly knew - knew it in the pit of my stomach, in the center of my bones, knew it from the crown of my head to the soles of my feet, knew it deep in my empty chest - was how love gave someone the power to break you” “Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.” “Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder” “Don't be self-conscious, if I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it.” “When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.” “I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.” “Do I dazzle you?” “No blood, no foul.” “Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I loved.” “What if I'm not a superhero. What if I'm the bad guy?” “You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever.” “You’re still waiting for the running and the screaming, aren’t you?” “The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So...good luck figuring that out.” “So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I've never seen him act like that.” “I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward.” “It's twilight. It’s the safest time of day for us. The easiest time. But also the saddest, in a way...the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, don’t you think?” “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.” (Doctor Who) A traveler and his companion, separated by time. To say she didn't love him would be an absolute lie. Now wandering alone, her heart will never mend. Rose knew she would never see her Doctor again. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. I am never eating another apple again! Besides, there rubbish. The Vashta Nerada live in the dark and eat your flesh alive. The Silence make you forget the in the dark making them able to make you think things. The Weeping Angels can move in the dark and make you go back in time. What Doctor Who has taught me: Stay out of the dark if you know what's good for you. one thing to learn from life is to always be yourself. unless you can be the doctor. thats much better. You know your a whovian when: nine, ten, and eleven aren't just numbers In 20 years time you will be forcing your kids to wach classic episodes of Docotr Who No mater which countery you come from or what language you speak, you know what Raxacoricofallapatorius means you cry when the hollogram of the Docotor cuts out right before he tells her he loves her. The number ten makes you swoon uncontrollably you always take a banana to a party Basically... Run! you have your own sonic screwdriver and just say every door is deadlock sealed when they don't open\ you're the only one in your class that knows what a paradox is you make pick up lines about Weeping Angles: "Are you a Weeping Angel? Cause I could stare at you all day" you think bow ties and fezes are the coolest things in the world you want your friends to follow you, and you say, "Come along Ponds!" bow ties and Fezzes are cool! Christmas is Terrifying! Little British kids singing rhymes creep you out you freak out over cracks in walls You never blink in front of statues copy this into your profile if you have tried to eat fish fingers and custered. Time: "A big ball of wibley wobley, timey wimey...stuff." Quotes Fantastic!-9th Dr. Dont blink. Dont even blink. Blink and your dead. they are fast. Faster than you could ever belive. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck. season 3, Blink (Rise of the Guardians) Movie Ticket: About $10.00 Sitting Practically Alone In Your Row At the Theater: $0.00 Seeing Small Bunny React To Thunder-and-Lightning Like Attack From Pitch: Priceless! (A little Big Four personality quiz. {I found this off Fanfiction so it is not mine}) Jack You feel very lonely sometimes. You like to have fun. You are good with children You prefer the cold. You are not shy. You like to cause mischief. Total: 4/6 Rapunzel You have long hair. You've been away from your family for a long time. You have lots of hobbies. You have an animal friend. You are a bit gullible. (bit more than a bit) Your hair is blond. Total: 3/6 Merida You've been forced into something before. You are a good fighter. You want freedom. You are a tomboy. (all the way) You have messy hair. You have disagreements with one of your parents. (sometimes) Total: 6/6 (*Whitsles* wow) Hiccup You've been picked on for being different. (Most deffinatly) Total: 3/6 Total: I'm Merida, shockingly ROTG quotes Jack: There's NO WAY I'm climbing into some rickety, old [sees upgraded sleigh]...sleigh? Okay, one ride North: Everyone loves the sleigh. Bunny, what are you waiting for? Bunnymund: I think my tunnels might be faster, mate. And, um, and safer. North: Agh! [grabs Bunny and throws him in the sleigh] Get in! Buckle up! Bunnymund: Whoa, whoa! Where are the bloody seatbelts?! North: Ha! That was just expression! Tooth: Guys, he's still awake. Bunnymund: Sandy, knock him out! [Sandy approaches Jamie while punching his palm) Jamie: Huh? Bunnymund: With the dream sand, ya gumby! Bunnymund: Alright, nobody panic. Jack: But that's a, um, that's a greyhound. Do you know what greyhounds DO to rabbits? Bunnymund: I think it's a pretty safe bet he's never met a rabbit like me. 6 foot 1, nerves of steel, master of Tai Chi and the ancient art of [Jack sets off an alarm clock, making the dog start to chase him]CRIKEY! Jack: Is that a challenge cotton-tail? Bunnymund: Oooh, you don't wanna race a rabbit mate Jack: Why would Pitch take the teeth? Tooth: It's not the teeth he wanted. It's the memories inside them. Jack: What do you mean? Tooth: That's why we collect the teeth, Jack. They hold the most important memories of childhood. My fairies and I watch over them. And when someone needs to remember something important, we help them. Jack: [whispers] What did you do? Pitch: More to the point Jack... What did YOU do? Jack: Man, I wish I had a camera right now Pitch: What goes better together than cold and darkness? We could give them a world where everything, EVERYRYTHING is- Jack: Pitch Black? Pitch: ...And Jack frost, too. They'll belive in both of us. Jack: No they'll fear both of us. And that's not what I want. Now for the last time; leave me alone! Jack: Am I on the naughty list? North: On naughty list? Ha! You hold the record. Jamie: You just made it snow! Jack: I know! Jamie: In my room! Jack: I know! Jamie: You're real? Jack: Yeah! I mean who do you think brings you all the blizzards and the snow days, and do you remember when you went flying on that sled? Jamie: That was you? Jack: That was me! North: We go by many names, and take many forms. We bring wonder and hope, we bring joy and dreams. We are the Sandman and the Tooth Fairy, we are the Easter Bunny and Santa. And our powers are greater than you ever imagine. Bunnymund: Hello, mate. Been a long time. Blizzard of '68 I believe. Easter Sunday, wasn't it? Jack: Bunny! You're not still mad about that, are you? Bunnymund: Yes. But this is about something bigger. Jamie: [to Pitch] I believe in you. I'm just not afraid of you. Jack: Hey, Wind! Take me home! (Best song in the soundtrack!) Tooth: Look at the pretty teeth with blood and gum all over them! Jack: Slow down, would ya? I've been trying to bust in here for years, have a good look. North: What do you mean 'bust in'? Jack: Whoa don't worry, never got pass the yetis. Oh hey, Phil Jack: You don't want me. You're all hard work and deadlines! I'm... snowballs and fun times. I'm not a Guardian. Bunnymund: That's what I said. Jack Frost: Darkness. The first thing I remember. It was dark... and it was cold. I was scared. Then... then I saw the moon. It was so big and it was so bright... It seemed to, chase the darkness away. And when it did... I wasn't scared anymore. Why I was there, what I was meant to do, that I'd never known. A part of me wonder if I ever will. My name, is Jack Frost. How do I know? the moon told me. But that was all he ever told me. And that was a long, long time ago. (Danny Phantom) DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP1111111111 IF they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile. You know your obsessed with Danny Phantom when... Every time you see your breath fog, you think you have a ghost sense. You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands. You've gone looking for ghost portals. You want to dye your hair black. You know the theme song by heart. You cried when you heard the show was being canceled; You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is. It's not Eragon, it's Aragon. You've check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus. You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White. You searched Google maps for Amity Park. You don't want locker 724. You know what a Fake-out-Make-out is. You screamed "FINALLY" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet. You've tried to fly but ended up knocking yourself out. You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo. Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokemon phrase. Whenever you see a boomerang you freak out and yell "Find Danny!" and throw it in a random direction. You hate Nickelodeon and Butch Hartman with a burning passion for canceling the best show ever! At random times you put your hands in the air and scream "Goin' Ghost!", but are sad when nothing happens. You made your own time medalion and wear it around your neck at all times in case Clockwork happens to show up. You think your eyes turn green whenever you're angry at someone. (they do Forst green with gold flecks it is fun to watch) Anytime you see something that reminds you of DP you freak out. You plan on holding Butch Hartman ransom until he makes seasons 4-25. Your favorite colors are now black and purple. You cry when you fail. You try to get people to refer you as Sam. You call yourself Dani Phantom because your name is Danielle (that's right ;P). You suddenly hate the girl named Paulina in your class though she really is nice. You wish you live in Amity Park. Your friends are also infected with "DPD" (Danny Phantom Disorder). You are smiling as you read this list. Ember is suddenly your favorite artist. The Danny Phantom theme song is your ringtone. (I wish but I would never say it out load in case of Dersee) You have a picture of Danny and his friends on your wall. (would if I had some) You make Danny and his friends on the Sims. (would if I had one) You knew Danny and Sam would end up together. You were happy when they kissed. You wish you had blue eyes. You want a movie theater in your basement like Sam does. David Kaufman is your fave voice actor. You name a shirt with the DP logo. Your parents took you to a therapist because of your obsession but you scream and refuse to talk to her because you're afraid she vaporize you with spirit sparklers. It's impossible to keep a straight face while reading this list ;DD You cut your hair pageboy style so you could be like Sam. You want to look in the Ghost Zone for Clockwork when you want to change your past. You are suddenly interested in knitting. When you see screaming fangirls drooling after Edward Cullen you laugh because you know a better fictional character. When you see weeds in your garden you are convinced that Undergrowth is making a returns. You have so many posters of Danny Phantom you can't see your walls. (would if I had some) You legally change your last name to Fenton. When people talk about the end of the world in 2012 you say "Danny will save us!" (and he did :)) When someone goes to open a soup thermos you yell "Don't!! You'll let all the ghosts out!!!" You always have dreams where you have ghost powers. You look up into the sky searching for Danny. You blush whenever somebody mention DP. You ask yourself why am I eating this when you eat toast. You freak out and faint when you find out about a possible DP movie. When you see a fly you yell "Ghost!!" and try to catch it. And if it gets away, you yell "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL TEAR YOU APART MOLECULE BY MOLECULE!!!" You think about DP instead of during work in class. When lifting something heavy, you pretend you're DP so don't struggle, saying "If DP can do it, so can I." Your eyes go wide when you see somebody named Danny. You have at least 3 DP songs in your ipod (remember, beginning theme and end theme) [would if I had an Ipod] Your friends know how much you love Danny. During Christmas you stay away as possible from poems. You can't go to fast food joint without thinking of the Nasty Burger. You want to learn Esperanto. When you get a calendar you go straight to April 3rd to mark this day and complete it with a DP logo and couple hearts.{No calender :( } Every time when you're freezing for no reason you think you have ice powers. You are in love with the color green (because of Danny's eyes) You laugh randomly, remembering funny parts of the show. You have over 200 pics of DP in your pc. You figure Justin Bieber has Ember's guitar and is hypnotizing innocent girls into liking his music. You are afraid to go to a circus, thinking you'll be a victim of mind control. Instead of saying "Somebody got up on the wrong side of bed!" you say "Who overshadowed you today?" You spazz out trying to explain to someone why you can't stop thinking about him. You are scared of oranges. Every time you see someone open a box you sneak up behind them and scream "I AM THE BOX GHOST...BEWARE!!" (It's fun) "Doctor I really need help!!! I think I have been imagining a guy that is exactly like Danny Phantom and... I think I'm dating him... Actually I don't want help, I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!" You get a big glove, put 4 body gems on it, and go around acting like you're the Master of all Reality. Lastly you nodded at most of these!Danny is our king he always save the day My we never give in To Vlad's evil ways Danny is our king he always save the day My we never give in To Vlad's evil ways Danny is our king he always save the day My we never give in To Vlad's evil ways (The Bible) Even if you don't believe in God, God will always believe in you. He doesn't care what you look like or what you do; he will always love you and want you to be with him.-Daughterofthehunt The Lord's Prayer CHRISTMAS at the Gas Station The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a homeless man stepped through. Instead of throwing the man out, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the heater and warm up. "Thank you, but I don't mean to intrude," said the stranger. "I see you're busy, I'll just go." "Not without something hot in your belly." George said. He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. "It ain't much, but it's hot and tasty. Stew ... Made it myself. When you're done, there's coffee and it's fresh." Just at that moment he heard the "ding" of the driveway bell. "Excuse me, be right back," George said. There in the driveway was an old '53 Chevy. Steam was rolling out of the front.. The driver was panicked. "Mister can you help me!" said the driver, with a deep Spanish accent. "My wife is with child and my car is broken." George opened the hood. It was bad. The block looked cracked from the cold, the car was dead. "You ain't going in this thing," George said as he turned away. "But Mister, please help..." The door of the office closed behind George as he went inside. He went to the office wall and got the keys to his old truck, and went back outside. He walked around the building, opened the garage, started the truck and drove it around to where the couple was waiting. "Here, take my truck," he said. "She ain't the best thing you ever looked at, but she runs real good." George helped put the woman in the truck and watched as it sped off into the night. He turned and walked back inside the office. "Glad I gave 'em the truck, their tires were shot too. That 'ol truck has brand new ." George thought he was talking to the stranger, but the man had gone. The Thermos was on the desk, empty, with a used coffee cup beside it. "Well, at least he got something in his belly," George thought. George went back outside to see if the old Chevy would start. It cranked slowly, but it started. He pulled it into the garage where the truck had been. He thought he would tinker with it for something to do. Christmas Eve meant no customers. He discovered the the block hadn't cracked, it was just the bottom hose on the radiator. "Well, shoot, I can fix this," he said to himself. So he put a new one on. "Those tires ain't gonna get 'em through the winter either." He took the snow treads off of his wife's old Lincoln. They were like new and he wasn't going to drive the car anyway. As he was working, he heard shots being fired. He ran outside and beside a police car an officer lay on the cold ground. Bleeding from the left shoulder, the officer moaned, "Please help me." George helped the officer inside as he remembered the training he had received in the Army as a medic. He knew the wound needed attention. "Pressure to stop the bleeding," he thought. The uniform company had been there that morning and had left clean shop towels. He used those and duct tape to bind the wound. "Hey, they say duct tape can fix anythin'," he said, trying to make the policeman feel at ease. "Something for pain," George thought. All he had was the pills he used for his back. "These ought to work." He put some water in a cup and gave the policeman the pills. "You hang in there, I'm going to get you an ambulance." The phone was dead. "Maybe I can get one of your buddies on that there talk box out in your car." He went out only to find that a bullet had gone into the dashboard destroying the two way radio. He went back in to find the policeman sitting up. "Thanks," said the officer. "You could have left me there. The guy that shot me is still in the area." George sat down beside him, "I would never leave an injured man in the Army and I ain't gonna leave you." George pulled back the bandage to check for bleeding. "Looks worse than what it is. Bullet passed right through 'ya. Good thing it missed the important stuff though. I think with time your gonna be right as rain." George got up and poured a cup of coffee. "How do you take it?" he asked. "None for me," said the officer.. "Oh, yer gonna drink this. Best in the city. Too bad I ain't got no donuts." The officer laughed and winced at the same time. The front door of the office flew open. In burst a young man with a gun. "Give me all your cash! Do it now!" the young man yelled. His hand was shaking and George could tell that he had never done anything like this before. "That's the guy that shot me!" exclaimed the officer. "Son, why are you doing this?" asked George, "You need to put the cannon away. Somebody else might get hurt." The young man was confused. "Shut up old man, or I'll shoot you, too. Now give me the cash!" The cop was reaching for his gun. "Put that thing away," George said to the cop, "we got one too many in here now." He turned his attention to the young man. "Son, it's Christmas Eve. If you need money, well then, here. It ain't much but it's all I got. Now put that pea shooter away." George pulled $150 out of his pocket and handed it to the young man, reaching for the barrel of the gun at the same time. The young man released his grip on the gun, fell to his knees and began to cry. "I'm not very good at this am I? All I wanted was to buy something for my wife and son," he went on. "I've lost my job, my rent is due, my car got repossessed last week." George handed the gun to the cop. "Son, we all get in a bit of squeeze now and then. The road gets hard sometimes, but we make it through the best we can." He got the young man to his feet, and sat him down on a chair across from the cop. "Sometimes we do stupid things." George handed the young man a cup of coffee. "Bein' stupid is one of the things that makes us human. Comin' in here with a gun ain't the answer. Now sit there and get warm and we'll sort this thing out." The young man had stopped crying. He looked over to the cop. "Sorry I shot you. It just went off. I'm sorry officer." "Shut up and drink your coffee " the cop said. George could hear the sounds of sirens outside. A police car and an ambulance skidded to a halt. Two cops came through the door, guns drawn. "Chuck! You ok?" one of the cops asked the wounded officer. "Not bad for a guy who took a bullet. How did you find me?" "GPS locator in the car. Best thing since sliced bread. Who did this?" the other cop asked as he approached the young man. Chuck answered him, "I don't know. The guy ran off into the dark. Just dropped his gun and ran." George and the young man both looked puzzled at each other. "That guy work here?" the wounded cop continued. "Yep," George said, "just hired him this morning. Boy lost his job." The paramedics came in and loaded Chuck onto the stretcher. The young man leaned over the wounded cop and whispered, "Why?" Chuck just said, "Merry Christmas boy ... and you too, George, and thanks for everything." "Well, looks like you got one doozy of a break there. That ought to solve some of your problems." George went into the back room and came out with a box. He pulled out a ring box. "Here you go, something for the little woman. I don't think Martha would mind. She said it would come in handy some day." The young man looked inside to see the biggest diamond ring he ever saw. "I can't take this," said the young man. "It means something to you." "And now it means something to you," replied George. "I got my memories. That's all I need." George reached into the box again. An airplane, a car and a truck appeared next. They were toys that the oil company had left for him to sell. "Here's something for that little man of yours." The young man began to cry again as he handed back the $150 that the old man had handed him earlier. "And what are you supposed to buy Christmas dinner with? You keep that too," George said. "Now get home to your family." The young man turned with tears streaming down his face. "I'll be here in the morning for work, if that job offer is still good." "Nope. I'm closed Christmas day," George said. "See ya the day after." George turned around to find that the stranger had returned. "Where'd you come from? I thought you left?" "I have been here. I have always been here," said the stranger. "You say you don't celebrate Christmas. Why?" "Well, after my wife passed away, I just couldn't see what all the bother was. Puttin' up a tree and all seemed a waste of a good pine tree. Bakin' cookies like I used to with Martha just wasn't the same by myself and besides I was gettin' a little chubby." The stranger put his hand on George's shoulder. "But you do celebrate the holiday, George. You gave me food and drink and warmed me when I was cold and hungry. The woman with child will bear a son and he will become a great doctor. The policeman you helped will go on to save 19 people from being killed by terrorists. The young man who tried to rob you will make you a rich man and not take any for himself. "That is the spirit of the season and you keep it as good as any man." George was taken aback by all this stranger had said. "And how do you know all this?" asked the old man. "Trust me, George. I have the inside track on this sort of thing. And when your days are done you will be with Martha again." The stranger moved toward the door. "If you will excuse me, George, I have to go now. I have to go home where there is a big celebration planned." George watched as the old leather jacket and the torn pants that the stranger was wearing turned into a white robe. A golden light began to fill the room. "You see, George ... it's My birthday. Merry Christmas." George fell to his knees and replied, "Happy Birthday, Lord Jesus." This story is better than any greeting card. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOD BLESS! To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE. The origin of this letter is unknown, But it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. Remember... Hold on tight to the ones you love! 22 Of The Most Inspirational and Motivational Quotes For Happy Living 1. “For to be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.” ― Nelson Mandela 2. “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” ― Dr. Seuss 3. “I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” ― Maya Angelou 4. “Deserve your dream.” ― Octavio Paz 5. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” ― Elbert Hubbard 6. “I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.” ― Marilyn Monroe 7. “We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.” ― Anaïs Nin 8. “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” ― Oscar Wilde 9. “Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.” ― William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night 10. “It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.” ― E.E. Cummings 11. “I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.” ― Stephen R. Covey 12. “Seize the moments of happiness, love and be loved! That is the only reality in the world, all else is folly. It is the one thing we are interested in here.” ― Leo Tolstoy 13. “The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.” ― Mahatma Gandhi 14. “Sometimes people are good, and they do just what they should. But the very same people who are good sometimes are the very same people who are bad sometimes. It’s funny but it’s true. . .” ― Fred Rogers 15. “Don’t let a day go by without asking who you are…each time you let a new ingredient to enter your awareness.” ― Deepak Chopra, The Book of Secrets: Unlocking the Hidden Dimensions of Your Life 16. “Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.” —Virgil Garnett Thomson 17. “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – Mark Twain 18. “To change one’s life; Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions.” – William James 19. “I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. Henceforth will I apply all my efforts to become the highest mountain of all and I will strain my potential until it cries for mercy.” – Og Mandino 20. “When one door of happiness closes, another opens: but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.” – Helen Keller 21. “Never ruin an apology with an excuse.” – Benjamin Franklin 22. “The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, or not to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.” – Buddha One more thing – we’d love to add to this list! Please add your personal favorite quotes below. :) GOD OUR FATHER, WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE AND TAKE AWAY ALL John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would Reply: "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it! "You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it? He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood I choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim, or... I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or ... I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life." "Yeah, right, it's not that easy," I protested. "Yes, it is," he said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower Industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it. Several years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications tower. After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released from the hospital with rods placed in his back. I saw him about six months after the accident. When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Wanna see my scars?" I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place. "The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my soon-to-be born daughter," he replied. "Then, as I lay on the ground, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or... I could choose to die. I chose to live." "Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked. He continued, "... the paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER, and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read "he's a dead man". I knew I needed to take action." "What did you do?" I asked. "Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me," said John. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. 'Yes,' I replied. The doctors and nurses stopped working as they Over their laughter, I told them, "I am choosing to live... Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead." He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also Attitude, after all, is everything. Therefore, do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. 'Each day has enough trouble of its own.' -Matthew 6:34 The Talking Centipede A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time. This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME and learn about God?" (YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ... ) "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on!" Johnny's Mother looked out the window and He had the cat sitting She called out, "Johnny, stop Johnny looked up at her and said, "He Love to you
God sent help: She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said "I She bowed her head and asked God to send her some HELP. Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She hugged the man and through tears said The man replied "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. Is GOD GREAT or What!? I TRULY BELIEVE IN GOD WITH ALL OF MY HEART. HE ALLOWED HIS ONLY SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS. IT'S REALLY COOL BECAUSE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SAY I LOVE GOD, I KNOW THAT HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME MORE. Very Touching Poem: Twas' 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38, When 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven's gate. Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air, They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there. They were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say. They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day. "Where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse. This is heaven." declared a small boy. "We're spending Christmas at God's house." When what to their wondering eyes did appear, But Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near. He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same. Then He opened His arms and He called them by name. And in that moment was joy, that only heaven can bring, Those children all flew into the arms of their King, And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace, One small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face. And as if He could read all the questions she had, He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad." Then He looked down on earth, the world far below, He saw all of the hurt, the sorrow, and woe. Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand, "Let My power and presence re-enter this land! May this country be delivered from the hands of fools, I'm taking back my nation. I'm taking back my schools!" Then He and the children stood up without a sound. "Come now my children, let me show you around." Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran, All displaying enthusiasm that only a small child can. And i heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight, In the midst of this darkness, I AM STILL THE LIGHT. Written by Cameo Smith, Mt. Wolf, PA THIS IS A SPECIAL GUARDIAN ANGEL... YOU MUST PASS THIS ON TO 5 PEOPLE WITHIN THE HOUR OF RECEIVING HER, IF YOU HAVE PASSED HER ON, SHE WILL WATCH OVER YOU FOREVER...IF NOT, HER TEARS WILL FLOW Two Traveling Angels... this one will make you think twice!!!!! Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem" The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel, “how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him,” she accused. “The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.” "Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied. "When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it." "Then last night as we slept in the farmer’s bed, the angel of death came for his wife I gave him the cow instead. Things aren't always what they seem." Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that every outcome is always to your advantage. Yesterday is history Tomorrow a mystery. ( \ _ / ) ( / \ ) TAKE THIS LITTLE ANGEL I think this is special...live and savor every John 3:16 is the most known verse across the world. For God so loved the world, that He gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name. 80 percent of you wont repost this. i have a feeling Jesus is coming back sooner then we're expecting... be ready! Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. "A man was walking on an old shaky bridge. He prayed for help and saw GOD on the other side. He asked GOD to come near him and help him cross. But GOD didn't come. The man got angry and with great difficulty, he crossed the shaky bridge to confront GOD. To his surprise when he reached the other side, he saw GOD holding the broken bridge." -GOD's ways are always better and more amazing than ours. "Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, it is the evidence of things not seen." -Hebrews 11:1 We look forward to the time when the Power of Love will replace the Love of Power. Then will our world know the blessings of peace. ††† This is love: not that we loved God, but that He loved us, and sent His Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins." -1 Jhon 4:10 Home is where the world stops A while ago a twelve year old child was approached by a man who said "Deny that Jesus Christ was real, or die." The child did not and was killed, if you would rather be shot than deny the Lord Jesus Christ, copy, paste, and add your name; The Demented Leprachaun, Akastuk Child, InkWeaverabc, TheLunyOne, DragongirlM, NormalityIsNonexistant, booklover1398, hardrock1997 PercyJacksonChaosCommander, AeonFirebrand, Daughterofthehunt, TRUE STORY! A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." (Added by Fight 4 Randomness: GO ANGELS!!!!!) Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God? If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile If you are a Christian and proud of it, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Daughterofthehunt PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old woman replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Right Now - -somebody is thinking of you. -somebody is caring about you. -somebody misses you -somebody wants to talk to you. -somebody wants to be with you. -somebody hopes you aren't in trouble. -somebody is thankful for the support you have provided. -somebody wants to hold your hand. -somebody hopes everything turns out all right. -somebody wants you to be happy. -somebody wants you to find him/her. -somebody is celebrating your successes. -somebody wants to give you a gift. -somebody thinks that you ARE a gift. -somebody loves you. -somebody admires your strength. -somebody is thinking of you and smiling. -somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on. SOMEBODY NEEDS YOU TO SEND THIS TO THEM Never take away anyone's hope. That may be all they have. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy. LORD...I GIVE THIS DAY TO YOU Home is where the world stops spinning! Sometimes God calms the storm, and sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child. (1st Samuel 1:27) Change Your Thinking It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking.. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene. One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days, weeks and months passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed. It faced a blank wall.. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.' Epilogue: There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. 3. Stuff To Coppy Into Your Profile Copy this into your profile if you've ever cried when Pitch is dragged into his hole at the end of Rise of the Guardians A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't... If you are tired of twihearts bashing on potterheads or vice versa, copy this into your profile and see if we can end this ancient feud If coppying and pasting didn't exist, profile pages would be much shorter. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. 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If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (every day) if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room add this to your profile If your favorite subject at school is Language Arts, copy and past this onto your profile If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile. If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever seen a movie, TV show, etc. so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments (HARRY POTTER!); copy and paste this in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Every day. I pretend to talk to another person.) 95 of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5 who would bring popcorn, a chair, and shout "DO A FLIP!" If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile. (if only I wasn't at school...) If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile. (does it count if it was on purpus?) If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm bored... If your bored, then copy and paste this to your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile. (silence! I'm telling you) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (well I am now) If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile. -If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile. -If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. -If you often laugh out loud at things inside your own head, copy this into your profile -Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...a lot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!! -If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile -If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile -If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile (WHY EVEN DO IT?!?!?!?) If you have ever read past two in the morning, re post this in your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards before, copy and past this to your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382,Olives-and-Owls, Daughterofthehunt If you are weird,- Yeah, yeah. I think we'v alredy established that. Girl walks in. Guy: "Hey you look diffrent" Girl thinking: 'Look at the hair you numptie' A note to guys everywhere: If a girl looks diffrent, look at her hair first That Awkward Moment When... ...You mix up Ruffnut and Tuffnut's names. Oops. ...Someone sees you staring at them ...You think someone is referencing something, so you try to fangirl with them, but it was just a coincidence and they have no idea what in the hell you're doing/talking about ...You see a punch-buggy but there's no one around so you punch the air ...You start singing in a public washroom and someone walks in ...You can't do something you were doing before as soon as someone is watching ...You should be asleep but instead you're thinking of awkward moments ...You can't think of any more awkward moments Me: Hey, I'm making cookies, want some? Person: What kind are they? Me: Doesn't matter, they're cookies. Dear people who say theyre ninja when they catch things after dropping them, Ninjas don't drop things. Sincerely, a ninja Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie... and when its about to start... BAM, human giraffe sits in front of you According to Rebecca Black, yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards. How come parents are always nicer to other kids than to their own? Mom: Hey, your my daughters friend right? Would you like a banana split? Friend: Sure! Me: What about me? Mom: There's water, but it's not cold... The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends, next thing you know, BAM! Empty pack of gum. "You ask!" "No, you!" "Please just ask! " "Why can't you do it?" "Fine... Excuse me, my friend would like to ask you something." Dear math, I dream of a better tomorrow-where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. I've gone to find myself. If I don't get back before I return, tell me to wait here. Any minute now, I will jump in with my pointless observations. More people would learn from their mistakes if they wern't so busy denying them. Muffins are just uggly cupcakes...and we love them enyways. Bookstores are one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. WARNING: DO NOT walk in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and other people. It dosen't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with! (I'm getting thirsty...) This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. When it rains on my party, I bring out the slip 'n slide. I ran with scissors, and lived! I am nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. I did what they say and took the road less travled...Now where the heck am I? Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask someone for directions. An apple a day keeps the doctor away-if well aimed. Sometimes I wonder "why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me. You wanna know why God created men before women? Because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. DRINK COFFEE! do stupid things faster with more energy. (like I need more energy) What you're looking for is alwise in the last place you look (Well duh Einstien! After you find it, you stop looking!) You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. What happens when your scared half to death twice? When life gives you limmons, throw them back at life and demand The Mark of Athena insted. When life gives you limmons, make apple juce and sit back and wach the world wonder how you did it. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!" Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. smile because I have no idea what’s going on! I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not. What is this normal you speak of? Is it contagious? Stay away! I might catch your normal! Everyone has a wild side, me and my friends just prefer to make ours public. Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull. When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh at the world while it trys to figure out how you did it. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... I'm not random, I just have many tho- CHEESEBURGER! Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. A true friend is someone who will still ride in a car with you no matter how many times you almost killed them. 5. Other Cool Stuff I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! The Stupidest Labels Ever. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat" On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. On a children's fold-away stroller: Do not fold while child is in stroller. You Know You're a Book Addict If: You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Well, half/half) Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you. Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator. Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter. Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Girl: But would you stay there? Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together. Guy:Your eyes they're amazing. Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book Guy: But I don't know your name Girl: That's in the phone book too Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking Guy: I want to give myself to you Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horoscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have (:) 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket (really?:)) ) 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree 1 word quiz You Can Only Type One Word Not as easy as you may think. 1. Where is your cell phone? - bedroom 2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? -boyfriend... 3. Your hair? - pony tail 4. Your mother? - strict 5. Your father? - funny 6. Your favorite thing? - friend 7. Your dream last night? -None 8. Your favorite drink? - soda 9.Your dream car? - none 10. The room you're in? -dining 11. Your ex? - none 12. Your fear? -speed 14. Where were you last night? -Home 15. What you're not right now? - flying 16. Muffins? - ok 17. One of your wish list items? - soundtracts 18. Where you grew up? - no 19. The last thing you did? - school 20. What are you wearing? - clothes 21.Whats on TV? -showes 22.Your pet or pets? - dogs 23. Your computer? - AWESOME 24.Your Life? -fast 25.Your Mood? - bord 26. Missing someone? -mom 28. Your car? -None 29. Your work? -school? 30. Like someone? no -_- 31. Your favorite color? - blue 32. When is the last time you laughed? -Today (Be honest no matter what.) 1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes… 2) Where did you get your default picture? default? if you mean profile, than i made it (though i might change it and forget to change this :P 3) What's your middle name? i'm 'honest' that i don't want to answer that *glares* 4) Your current relationship status? Single 5) Does your crush like you back? um...next question? 6) What is your current mood? Procrastinating 7) What color shirt are you wearing? green 8) Missing something? My mind 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? if i had to change anything, it would be my 8th year of school..., 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? wolf 12) Ever had a near death experience? hehe, yes. when i was trying something new when i was young. i was trying to fall from a tree using ropes. it wasn't that much of a fall...but i got a bit tangled ; 13) Something you do a lot? watch youtube videos :D and write. But mostly roll play with my best friend 14) The song stuck in your head? 'don't let go' from the Spirit soundtrack...but that's because i'm listening to that right now 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? Cloudfire Of SunClan 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? there's someone with a birthday close to mine, but not mine. i know there is someone though 17) When was the last time you cried? Today. 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? yeah 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? to control/stop time at will with no flaws. that is how my OC Sky is coming to be :D 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender? they can be sometimes...very inappropriate and inconsiderate of others. 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? I don't drink coffee, so hot chocolate :D 22) What's your biggest secret? i don't really have a 'secret'. i have privite things that i'd rather not share 23) Favorite color? light blue or TARDIS blue 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? yes. i'm a MLP fan 25) What are you? An author, fangirl, a Christian, and just someone who's still trying to figure it all out 26) Do you speak any other language? i used to be able to speak russian,but that little talent faded as i grew 27) What's your favorite smell? shrug* i don't really have a sense of smell. (28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? difficult 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? no. i want to thought 30) What are you thinking about right now? how much i love water and how romantic it would be to kiss in the rain 31) What should you be doing? packing to go out of state :P 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? myself 33) Do you like working in the yard? yep. i used to do it every day when i was younger, but not that much anymore. i still do stuff outside though 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? kind of a difficult question, since i don't care. but the first two names that poped into my--wait, i like Chase. yeah, that's a cool name. but the first two names that poped into my head was Jackson and Overlend. and yes, that is my entire thought process 35) Who last made you cry? myself. 3 things you want to do before you die? 1 go to Greece 2 Write a book 3 make a difference 3 physical things you like about yourself? 1 My hair 2 My eyes 3 ...uh...:D my feet :D 3 things that scare you? 1 making a fool of my self...though that's nothing new 2 hurting my best friend 3 speed (rolorcosters) 3 of your everyday essentials? 1 music 2 computer 3 best friend 3 of your favorite singers? 1 JONSI! 2 Julie Fowls 3 imagine dragons 3 of my favorite songs? 1 Eye of the Tiger 2 Where no one Goes 3 Pompeii 3 careers you have considered? 1 Writer 2 actress 3 photographer 3 places you would want to go for vacation? 1 New York 2 Rome 3 Greece 3 names that you might name your daughters 1 Aundraia 2 Annabeth 3 Veronica. Roni for short 3 names you might name your son? 1 Percy 2 Jack 3 Dalton SEE... Wasn't that fun?! How old are you? " i am 912 years old and i'm the man who's going to save your lives, and the nine billion people on the planet below. got a problem with that? good. Allonzy!" What do you look like? I have straight black hair with brown eyes What is your homeTOWn? New york, New York Color? blue! Food? Soup Alcoholic Beverage? i don't know...its not like ive tried some or anything...; Non-Alcoholic Beverage? root beer Toothpaste Mint Candy Recces (I don't think that is spelled right but I'm not going to look it up) Television Show Superwhophantomlock Movie Rise of the Guardians Time of Day afternoon Sport Quidditch! *sighs* If only it was real. Song Free (Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons Cartoon Danny Phantom Band Imagine Dragons Thing to Wear hoody, Nike shorts. House shoes. BAM! automatic comfy outfit right there Shoes Tennies, Boots Thing To Do write, read, swim (Can't diside :P) Below is my favorite thing on my profile. You have to try it. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. It is AMAZING First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposit. (='.'=) This is Bunny. /l、 l、 ヽ Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely! じ しf,)ノ You've got three choices in life; give up, give in, or give it all you've got. Go ahead pick one. |
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