A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Sirius' mother doesn't know that he was sorted into Gryffindor the previous year, what other revelations will be unmasked during the annual Hogwarts Parents Evening?

Before the hardships of the First Wizarding War there were less menacing troubles that followed the Marauders around. The first seven years of their lives together were full of awkward first meetings, budding romances, and lots of mischief. Remus was never weak, James never more smitten, Sirius always troublesome, and Peter almost likable. Warning: Lots of SLASH (RL/SB LE/JP)

"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing

The Slytherin House, more specifically Pansy and Blaise, have been unamused by Draco's behaviour lately. It has been decided that the perfect punishment would be to give Draco a love potion that would make him act like a love sick puppy around Potter. Nothing happens and the Slytherins can't figure out why.

HIATUS. /SLASH/ /Sirius' POV/ I'm a boy. I like girls. Why can't it get in my head that Remus Lupin IS NOT a girl?

Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!

HPDM slash, EWE. When Harry is running away from overzealous reporters in Diagon Alley, he crashes into Draco Malfoy, and they both fall to the ground. This leads to a series of misunderstandings from which he might never recover. Well, at least Harry's life was never fated to be boring.

Traduction de l'histoire de Sanshine7. Harry revient pour sa sixième année et découvre que tout le monde pense qu'il est gay ... Mais il ne l'est pas. Vraiment ! Il ne l'est pas ! Une série de drabbles en quelque sorte ...

Written for Harry Draco Fluff on LJ, Prompt: April Showers. One Shot. Harry sits in a cafe owned by Draco day after day and doesn't understand why Draco likes to pick on him. Clueless!Harry Snarky!Draco (or at least I tried). Background: Hermione/Ron. Lots of tea, and lots of rain. Pure fluff. Enjoy!

A collection of short, idiotic letters between Sirius and Remus during their holidays from Hogwarts. The first letters date back to the summer of 1976 during which Sirius was staying at James'; the exhange continues till their graduation in the spring of 1978. / Rated T because of language.

It's Christmas time, and Hermione's coping with a painful break-up. Fred's had his eyes on Hermione for quite some time, and now that she's single, he uses his Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes to Weasley Witch Woo her. Will he be successful in his endeavors?

Remus and Sirius put something on thier christmas list that even surprises themselves.

The alphabet according to Sirius, a.k.a. Do You Honestly Think You Look Like His Friend. / Rated T because of language and... possible mental images.

5o things that Sirius is banned from doing, by his fellow marauders. A bit of Remus/Sirius, I couldn't resist it!

Pure Smut, bxb, lemony one-shot, RemusxSirius, Rated MA

There's not a problem in the world pie can't solve. Not slash- more of a Draco centric ficlet with a very special appearance (not Harry, although he's in here too). A prequel to my oneshot A New Man (Ch 28, A Day in the Life)

Harry Potter has surrendered himself to Voldemort and the Death Eaters in the Final Battle... The Dark Side has won. But perhaps True Love's Kiss can change that. AU. Drarry meets slight! Fairytale plot.

Harry Potter was not quite sure why Draco Malfoy was always ill, but he was going to find out.

It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Harry and Draco are the only ones that don't seem to enjoy themselves. It must mean something. HP/DM slash COMPLETE! Now betaed by Siriuslyholly!

Harry and Draco need to get permission from Draco's father. HPDM oneshot.

ValentineFic harry & draco like each other but think they have no chance. with the help of his friends draco sends harry gifts to woo him on valentines day updated! I apologize for taking forever to update. There is a new poll up! Please vote on it!

"Let me be the first to congratulate you boys!" The headmistress said, beaming at them. "Why, I'm sure this is the first male pregnancy I've heard of in-" "Over a century," Scorpius muttered. "We know. We've heard." "Exactly!" She was undeterred by his gloomy expression. "And between a Potter and a Malfoy! Why, I never-!" "Imagined," Albus repeated. "We know. We've heard."

Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.

Sirius tells Remus he likes James, and Remus is convinced James feels the same way. What will he do to get his two friends together? Will it go terribly wrong? Slash Sirius/James - Rival Pairing Challenge by xAccioDramionex

It wasn't perfect or smooth or fairy tale like. It just was. Blaise and Theo fit together, but not like two pieces of a puzzle. It didn't bother them, especially because neither knew what a puzzle was. Blaise/Theodore slash

Song-fic. Ron just wants Harry to know that he'd still like him...if he were gay. Slash

Peeves drives the Slytherin and Gryffindor fifth years and Weasleys twins, out of their dorms by power of the stinkbomb. With nowhere else to go, they camp out in the Room Of Requirement - together. However, when no-one feels like sleeping, "stupid muggle games" and can become revealing, &in more ways than one... slash, femslash and het pairings including Drarry RWHG PPPP DMHP VCMB

"WHAT!" Draco roared in horror. "Fucking hell Potter, are you high? What the hell is going wrong in that head of yours? A Malfoy is never cute, and…and…" "Oh, I beg to differ." Potter smiled. "In my opinion, you're cute right now." HPDM.

Harry keeps awaking wrapped around Draco, who does Not Do Cuddling with all the extra seriousness the capitalisation awards. Cracky schmoop ensues.

What happens when Dumbledore decides to transfer all of the Hogwarts students to a muggle boarding school in America? 8th Year AU. CURRENTLY ON HOLD AND UNDER MAJOR RECONSTRUCTION. I REPEAT, ON HOLD. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT A POTENTIALLY PERPETUAL CLIFFHANGER.

Every little rule a member of the illustrious Malfoy family needs to live by in high society even if none of them truly made any sense to Harry no matter how much Draco explained them.

Yes, it's been done before. No, I don't care. A love story told from every ridiculous angle I can think of. Because every author needs to write a parody...

Harry finds himself with a bad case of the butterflies whenever a certain blonde touches him. Will he acknowledge them, or leave them to fly away? And what about the blonde? Fluffy I guess. boyxboy swearing, the usual. You know. R&R please!

So, um... recap: Seamus is dreaming away, looking at Dean when Harry pushes him to make a move. But what is Harry trying to do? Deamus en Drarry. About the rating: I suck at them. It's K because, I think you kids can handle a kiss.

first in the series of stories were people are trying to set each other up. Draco saves Harry's life in Quidditch and now two of the most unlikely people are trying to set them up. Pg slightly crack

Since it's Valentine's Day in Hogwarts, Harry and Draco have to complete a task together. But how could they possibly make each other smile?

Ron contemplates Harry's love life and discovers that maybe Harry knows what he's doing. HPDM

One shot - Valentine day fluff. Drarry.

When Auror partners Harry and Draco get stuck in a cellar together, will a game of twenty questions reveal more than they were expecting? Rated M for sexual content and bad language.

When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.

Sirius nabs veritaserum from an unsuspecting Slughorn. Interrogation ensues.

Students are given a realistic baby to look after for a week and a half. How will Remus and James cope with their baby, and will it lead to something else? Remus/James slash. For the 'Baby Think It Over' challenge in HPFC by cuz-snarry's-awesome

After the war, the 8th year students at Hogwarts are required to take a new class in their final year. The students get paired up and- -well, you get the picture. AU. Which means some characters will be alive even though they aren't supposed to be. *IN THE PROCESS OF MAJOR EDITING: CURRENTLY EDITED UP TO CHAPTER 18. READ AT OWN COST*

Dean and Seamus smell some amortentia and learn that sometimes, feelings are in fact mutual. Pairing: Deamus. A bit of humor in the end. Rated T just to be safe, and because I suck at rating. Reviews are always appreciated.

'candy-kissed mouths,apple-red cheeks you could easily blame on the summer heat'-'Light touches of knees,shy smiles and sizzling looks' One-shot regarding some of Lily's thoughts about Remus,an obedient rat,a certain Black and a RL,JPLE.

Draco is disowned. Harry offers comfort, while struggling with his feelings for the blonde. A prequel to my one shot: Harry Throws a Hissy Fit.

Draco's finally asked Harry on a date and it's going to be perfect.

Harry has always been at odds with his roommate being an...escort. But this is the last straw.

"So why do you need the money?" "No reason!" "Are you getting something for a girl?" Remus clapped when Sirius turned a darker shade of red and stared down at his shoes sheepishly. "Who is it? Who is it?" The boys & Lily vs. Sirius in a wager.

Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5

Ron thinks Blaise is up to something. Blaise is, but it's not at all what Ron expects. M for a reason!

The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Remus Lupin has a crush, and in a bizarre set of circumstances, Sirius Black finds out who it is. A short and sweet oneshot about Remus and Sirius as teenagers.

Harry and Draco as parents from the letter A all the way to the letter Z. -Better than it sounds xD Harry/Draco slash

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head all day? Just repeating over and over again? Have you ever had multiple? Draco has. It drove Draco to do some stupid things. DMHP Oneshot

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Moony would never have guessed what an innocent game of "20 questions" would lead to when the not so innocent, hormone-ruled Sirius Black pulled the triggers! RLSB slash

One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*

Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Draco reflects on how dense his new potions partner is. Warning for explicit content and table sex.

Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!

Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!

Harry Potter parody. Don't shoot me; contains Drarry- Draco/Harry. CLICHED BUT HEY THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR!

Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.

Asteria Greengrass has a love potion and Draco is her target, but the outcome is very unexpected – well, not to everyone. ;- Harry/Draco slash.

The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!

Sometimes one can't be blunt. Sometimes situations call for something less obvious, more... subtle. Slash, RL/SB. Written for the Speed Pr0nz Challenge over at LJ because picture/prompt #3 had 'Remus' written all over it!

“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB

After Lily and James insist that Remus and Sirius are in love with each other, how far will the two canines go to prove the couple wrong? Lily, being the sly girl that James loves, decides to set them up on dates. With females. Read and review! RLSB

What happens when a certain padfooted marauder has too much time on his hands? He decides to try and finally snap the only one in their group who never shows any extreme expressions, that's what happens. contains minor SB/RL slash.

Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.

He giggled slightly,trying to imagine Sirius singing in the bathroom.That was a bad idea.Images of a wet,naked Sirius invaded Remus’ brain,swirling around his head.Remus groaned almost inaudibly.Why did he have to have a crush on his best mate? RnR :

How the hell did Remus always manage to reduce Sirius to the pile of mush he couldn't help but become?What spell had that sly,devious,cunning and yet wholesomely attractive werewolf cast that made it so easy to fall in love with him?

All it takes is one little love bite to set off a chain reaction of events to make the world realize your in love with Harry Potter. DM/HP M/M One-shot

- When Draco Malfoy finds himself under an enchanted mistletoe, he ends up stuck there for the rest of the day. That is, until some decent soul would spare and plant one on him. - Draco/Harry. One-shot.

Ron sneaks down to the common room on christmas eve only to see the last person he'd ever thought to see happily snogging his best friend...Ron will never look at Santa the same way again. DMHP slash oneshot

All that mattered was the fact that it was Sirius' lips on his. All that mattered was the fact that it was Sirius' arms around his waist. All that mattered was the fact that it was Sirius' heart beating with his.RLSB! Read and Review!

Draco and Harry both get caught under some enchanted mistletoe after curfew...wonder what happens? HPDM obviously. Quite funny for my sense of humour! ONESHOT

This a short oneshot about how Harry and Draco became a couple. Plus their first and second kisses, just because I thought it would be hot :D DMHP HGRW

D/H smutty oneshot - Draco brews a batch of veritaserum in order to get some answers out of Harry at last.

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Hermione is tired of being teased for being smart. Somehow, this idea will make others think twice about mocking her. Well, at least the idea works in her head...

Harry and Draco have been together secretly for a year now. This the story of how they told the world their secret.Little bit of smut but no sex, sorry .very slight HGRW. DMHP. With flashback of how it started.

The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.

Auror Harry Potter is getting a new partner; one that thinks ‘outside the box’ and apparently outside the species too.

Full tittle: Closet Problems? Come to Mr. Padfoot’s Closet Locksmithery! Remus is stuck in a closet with JAMES, and Sirius isn't happy about it. RLSB

NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Response to LadyDiablo's Sticky!Situations Challenge. Something personal falls out of a bag during potions and leads to a rather interesting detention. Oneshot. HarryDraco.

Every Valentine's Day, James asks Lily to be his Valentine... and every year, Lily says no.

Tonks kisses Remus under the mistletoe. Sirius shows her how it's done.

An RLSB Get Together. SLASH. James plays matchmaker

Draco tells Harry that he will go out with him on three conditions. Can they be met? HD Slash.

Moony...there's a bogeyman under my bed! SiriusxRemus, slash Dialogue only fic.

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.

After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE

Sirius's rather drunken version. Spawned from my other story The RAA. If you squint you can see slight SBRL. [Rated for language, meaning one or two dirty words because Sirius is drunk.]

At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.

Sirius comes out to James while Remus is listening behind them. A humorous oneshot. MWPP. RLSB. SLASH.

Sirius Black was not one for inhibitions. When he realized that he fancied Remus Lupin, he didn't hesitate to act on his feelings. Light, fluffy oneshot. RLSB.

Lily and James play matchmaker for Remus and Sirius. Dialogue fic, MWPP, RLSB & JPLE.

[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT] Another Christmas story! After Sirius finds out that Remus was unceremoniously trapped under a library mistletoe with a Hufflepuff, he goes to great lengths to corner Remus under one as well.

Let me be all moody and depressed for a moment, please. I've just made a startling discovery. [Remus returns Sirius's feelings. MWPP. Complete.]

“You just kissed me.” “You stuck your tongue in my mouth.” [MWPP. Sirius & Remus deal with their relationship.]

I'm making it up, right? Sirius...I mean...it's not...it's not me, is it? [Remus figures out Sirius has a crush on him.] [MWPP]

When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.

darksarcasms translation of my german story. Draco is rescued and hides from his father in Harry Potters home. As cat. No hbp, AU. the english of the translator is much better than mine smile

Harry had a plan and it worked perfectly. H&D Oneshot.

Sirius and Remus get locked out of the castle together, after they've been fighting for a week. But hours together in a storm may prove that hate really can't last for long... SiriusRemus, slash, oneshot.

When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione

AU Disregard HBP. Slash. Oneshot. It’s the seventhyear Christmas party, for graduating students. Draco has been caught under mistletoe developed by the WWW and can’t walk away. Harry sees this as an opportunity to torment his rival.

“That you don’t like sex?” “No, James. That I’d like sex if it was with a bloke.” Sirius comes out to James. Implied RLSB. [Complete.]

Our boys pass detention with this little game. It has some interesting results. Who wins or do they both? COMPLETE SLASH malemale relationship

damsel in distress dam'zel in distres': 3. Draco Malfoy. Complete.

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

רמוס, עסוק במחשבותיו, עולה למגדל האסטרונומיה לפגוש מישהו שלא כלכך ציפה לו. רמוסיוריס, פיקצר.

Harry Potter was just an average kid. HD Complete

SUMMARY: In actuality, Harry was the one holding Malfoy’s hand, which was rather disturbing. Takes place during ch 9 PoA. HD Complete.

Hogwarts holds a talent show and Harry and Draco take the opportunity to reveal the secret of their relationship to the rest of the world. HD Slash.

James tricks Sirius into a game of magical Twenty Questions to discover Sirius’s crush but the game uncovers a different secret Sirius hadn’t been ready to tell. (Don’t be overly mean, this is my first story. I’ve redone it to make it easier to re

Harry loses his memory and is dense about pretty much everything. Off all people he asks Draco for support. HPDM

Detention leads to something more as Britney Spears' (ugh, can't believe we just said that) song "Toxic" runs through two boys' minds. SLASH. HarryDraco.

H/D slash. The sly Malfoy gets out of trouble by telling those he sees that he and Harry are a couple. Of course, it's not true. Or is it? and how will Harry's friends get along with him? *rating's up*

Oh dear, Harry & Draco shared one fight too many. So what's in store for them if not a stocking full of coal on this Christmas Eve?

Sirius and Remus overhear two girls talking about what a great kisser Sirius is. This leads to some experimentation and some startling revelations. Slash [SiriusRemus]

Remus and Sirius are working on creating the Marauder's Map. Slashy.

James trys to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR. Takes place in their fifth year. Slash [JamesLily, SiriusRemus]

Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..

Karaoke night at the Three Broomsticks. MWPP sort of. Remus sings and Sirius drools.

There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?