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Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Academy.

Name: Breanna

Age: 12


*A NOTE TO ALL MY READERS!!!!!!!!!*

I know that I haven't been updating my stories, but that's because I don't really get on FanFiction anymore. I'm normally on AQWorlds, FaceBookk or WattPad. If you wanna read my new versions of the same stories and updates, follow me on WattPad.

CherishMe2000

Much appreciated c;



Favorite Books (Series):

The House of Night Series (Erik/Stark)

The Infernal Devices Trilogy

The Mortal Instruments Series

Vampire Academy Series

Bloodlines Series

The Hunger Games trilogy

House of Night Series

Hush, Hush Saga

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series

Nightshade Trilogy

Vampire Kisses Series

Zane Chronicles Trilogy

Hex Hall Trilogy

Tryelle Trilogy


Favorite Shows:

Cartoons:

MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regular Show

The Legend Of Korra (Team Mako/ Bolin)

Total Drama (Island/Action/ World Tour/ Revenge Of The Island)

American Dad

Family Guy

The Cleveland Show

Robot Chicken

Metalocolypse (I don't know how to spell it. . . .)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (RAINBOW DASH!!!

Cop/ Investigators:

Mentalist

Common Law (Team Travis)

Anime:

Naruto

Bleach/ Inyuasha

Casshern Sins

Deadman Wonderland

Cowboy BeBop

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood


The FanFic's I'll be writing will most likely be about TID and VA.

Also, NO TWILIGHT TALK ALLOWED

Alot of My BFFE's have Fanfic's you can read. They are Rosemarie Lee and rosebelikov4ever


BEST FRIENDS vs. FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS : Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and your grandparents grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD and yoyur Grandparents GRAMS AND GRAMPAS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark" or "The Unborn" for movie night then scare youand herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the BLEEP out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him 'til he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap


Random Dialog:

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind? Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Which would you choose -- me or your life?

Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.


The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

C h o o s e Your Birthday Comment What You Got
Jan - I ate
Feb - I fucked
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an Easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop

Pick your favorite color

White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine
Orange- because I smoked crack

Blue - because I'm a pimp

Shirtless - because I've got abs

Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me

I shanked a porn star because I have AMAZING boobs! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.


This is Written by a Guy!!

Not Me i Just Thought It Was Cute

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us kinda mad.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there..

We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTSbut at 2 in the morning we do get a littl e concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.

That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it..

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

Let us pay for you!

dont 'feel bad'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up..

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' .and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this

Wasn't that sweet!


What a Boyfriend SHOULD know to do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pulls away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers' and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU!

-if you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

-if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this

-if vampires are real, post it

-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, post it up!


If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie/cartoon/book died, copy this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever read more than 250 pages in a day, copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this to your profile.

If you get good grades, but still know nothing at all, copy this to your profile.

If your BFF is totally insane, copy this to your profile.

If your a Vampire finatic, copy this to your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to read, copy this to your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE music, copy this to your profile.

If you have fallen UP the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever threatened your own computer, copy this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and you like it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile!

If you hate it when people label you, copy this to you profile.

If you're addicted to Vampires, copy this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this to your profile.

If you wish that a Fanficion character is real, copy this to your profile.

If you think being unique is better then being cool, copy this to your profile.

I want child abuse to stop. If you do, too, copy this to your profile

If vampires are real, copy this to your profile

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this on to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile :D


When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, "I WANT ADRIAN IVAHKOV!!!"


--Please

--Put this on your

--Profile if you hate

--Edward Cullen

--And think he is a fake and stupid "vampire"

--And gives other Vampires a bad name.

--Thank you!


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive!

Life is a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map

bom chicka wah wah...

Don't follow me... I'm lost too !

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious!


xø„ºø„„øº„øº x
xºø„Adrian Ivshkov„øº x
x„øº Super Hot ºø„ x
x„øº„øººø„ºø


I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.


My iPod Volume
Min- - - - - - - - -*- -Max

–v–v-v-v--_N–v–v– For a second there, I was bored to death

PlayTheMoments PauseTheMemories StopThePain RewindTheHappiness.

Please wait, the bitch is Loading 99%

TUЯИ UP TĦΣ MUSiC! ılı.——–νσℓυмє———.ılı. :

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile!


If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever reread a book/ series repeatedly, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you wish you could go to a Vampire Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.

If you cried like a baby through the last chapters of Shadow Kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile.

If you cried though out Blood Promise when Rose thinks back to the old Dimitri, copy and past this to your profile.

If you want to cuss Spirit Bound out cause of the ending cope and past this to your profile.

If you are so angry at Nathan (the Strigoi) for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire, an Alchemist, or any other mystical human/ creature, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes from thinking about Vampire Academy, copy this into your profile.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.


You Know You're a Book Addict If: ( LOL, I am!)

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I could possibly do it if I had a book to read, AND no school.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.


WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??

So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

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relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!

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letter on the internet.

Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour)
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After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE


My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle
of next week!"

My mother taught me REASON
"Because I said so, that's why."

My Mother taught me LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident"

My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
"Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen

THEN?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times-Don't
exaggerate!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY!
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX
"How do you THINK you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And my all time favorite...

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids ... and I hope they turn out just like you!


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Our Daughter Our Little Angel by T.RxD reviews
Dimitri takes Tasha's offer right after the battle at the Academy. Little did he know he was leaving much more than a heartbroken Rose...9 months later Rose gave birth to her little angel. What happens when Dimitri returns four years later?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 133,856 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
If I Could Turn Back Time (EDITED AND UPDATED!) by PrimadonnaGurl13 reviews
Jace, Clary, Alec & Isabelle are taken back in time to save Simon, but accidentally go back too far... - HEY GUYS, I DECIDED TO EDIT AND UPDATE THE CHAPTERS SO EVEN IF YOU'VE READ THEM THERE ARE DIFFERENCES. CHECK IT OUT :) THANKS (kinda canon, not canon)
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,435 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 2/8/2012
Your Love by Jazzy-Jazmina reviews
When Dimitri leaves Rose after a sordid night out from the Academy she is crushed. She manages to build her life without him but now Dimitri's back and so is Priya? Wait what? How does Rose cope with Dimitri's return? Or does she
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,408 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Stuck in the past by Deathstarling556 reviews
Alec wants to learn more about Magnus's past and he becomes determined. He ends up in London and meets Jem and Will, soon the others follow. Izzy end up falling in love, but the question is with who? Set after City of Glass and after The Clockwork Angel
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012
The game of temptation! by JMEHL55 reviews
Rose is bored and wants Dimitri...BAD! But what happens when it becomes a game? Will Dimitri be able to handle what Rose has in store?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Random Rose by AVampireEclipse reviews
Just for fun! A story with a few laughs. What happens when Rose gets a little incredibly hyped up from sugar and caffeine? Can her friends try and control her before she gets into too much trouble? A complete stupid & random story. Rose is pretty OOC It's an absolute PARODY.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,853 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Rose H.
My Cousins, the Shadowhunters by Mistress Becca reviews
Kurt's cousin Clary brings the shadowhunters to Lima, There will be Glee
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Alec L., Kurt H.
Forgetting Him by Badass Hathaway reviews
How will Rose forget Dimitri once he leaves? Rose is strong and refuses to cry and mope. She turns to training as a mean to cope. What happends when she is assigned a new mentor? A hot, sexy new Mentor.. What happends when Dimitri eventually comes back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,706 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Clockwork Princess my version by pieanddeductions reviews
Set after Clockwork Prince, the Shadowhunters are out of their depth as Mortmain makes his next move. Everything isn't as it seems, and Tessa isn't the only one faced with a heartbreaking decision to make. In the end, will she chose Jem, or Will? Or is her heart too torn to truly love either? This is my first fanfic, so please review! Disclaimer: Cassandra Clare owns the series.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,968 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Tessa G. - Complete
City Of Malec by Whitney23 reviews
After Chairman Meows birthday party in City Of Bones, Alec decides to revisit the High Warlock. ((EDITING)) ((RATING MAY CHANGE))
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B., Chairman Meow
Switched by elly-belikov reviews
Lissa and Rose wake up to find that they have switched bodies. Rose wants to have a little bit of fun with the change. Getting heaps of trouble with school and boyfriends. Discovering new things about eachother they go on with there lives but as the other. (ON HOLD)
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,283 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Rose H., Lissa D.
I'm a warlock? by AMBERAPPLE reviews
Magnus is normal full of glitter and colour and Magic but Alec is human or at least everyone thinks he is. Magnus decides to go to school he wants to know what it's like the school he chooses happens the be the same school as Alec. Will they Fall in love or be Mortal enemies or just friends...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A misinterpreted sign by betterontheotherside reviews
Because love is something you feel, not see.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Meeting Tessa Gray by achillespelides reviews
When Tessa is introduced to the New York Shadowhunters of our time, what will they uncover about her? And more importantly, what has happened since her life at the Institute?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,167 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Tessa G.
One More Night by prettyinsin-archieved reviews
First loves are unforgettable -after all, they were your first comrade in the game of Love and War. Light angst and lime. Songfic, 'One More Night' by Maroon 5. . Jeremy/Mordecai, humanized designs by mookie00.
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Mordecai, Jeremy - Complete
Let's Play a Love Game by Bridgette-Daughter of Athena reviews
It's Valenitne's day! The school is playing a game where the guys can't talk to the girls but the girls try to get them to crack. This year, the Guardians are playing, including Dimitri. What will Rose do? Rated T, no smut, but awkward parts to some!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,936 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Concert by Ever Sparks reviews
Alec goes to an Adam Lambert concert. Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Little Comrade by orphanedaccount882 reviews
Yes it's yet another Dimitri leaves Rose for Tasha and she's pregnant story. I wanted to try it so please read it tust me its different from most of these.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 36,846 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Sing Me To Sleep by xxdelightfullxx reviews
"love fades. mine has." his love faded, but not before he cheated on her. rose gets fed up and decides to leave. ABANDONED
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Nothing is Forever by MojoBean13 reviews
When on the roof,Tessa agrees to Wills sleeping arrangements,but there is something he is hiding,something that goes deeper than she thinks,and she has to get to the bottom of it.Please R&R.I would like ideas and opinions from writers with experience.Thnx
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011
MORTAL INSTRUMENTS CHATROOM by betterontheotherside reviews
exactly what the title says. The gang goes online and chats Magnus attacks Jace's room with glitter, Alec doesn't know why, and Clary doesn't think she's hot enough for Jace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012
Song Talk with the Tributes by Ruetheday reviews
Past and present tributes gather at Katniss's house to talk in song using Adele, LMFAO, and some more! I stink at summaries! I promise it's better then how it sounds so please check it out and leave a review :D
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012
We Found Bread by Glato Everlark reviews
Parody to We Found Love. Peeta sings it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Peeta M. - Complete
Us Troublesome Book Characters by Mad4Her reviews
Magnus and Alec indulge themselves in a lot of *wink wink* Simon has been found out, thanks to Magnus. Jace is dumb. CHATROOM! M/A I/S Rated T: for language and breif talk of sexy-times. Enjoy. ;
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
I Could Hear the ChitChat by HobbitatHogwarts reviews
The day after The Kiss, Dalton is all abuzz with gossip. And it may have even reached further ears as well. Everybody Talks by Neon Tree's.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The book circle never prepared me for this by Ms.Sweden reviews
O/S A/H: Nerdy Dimitri Belikov gets roughly dumped one night but little does he know of the interesting turn later the same night. And it's spelled with 4 letters. R-O-S-E. Rated M for heavy detailing in intimate sessions. Rethink your decision before reading. It's worth reading Just saying...ENJOY!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 219 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Not Gonna End Well by Moonlight Meiko reviews
Well let's just say this ending will not end well for Pein. I do not own the part of the lyrics from Right By My Side by Nicki Minaj nor do I own the characters only Takeshi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Music, my life by MissHathaway reviews
ALL human. It's basicly about their life with music. Lets just say: their life is full of fun and games...I think it's better than it sounds by this sucky summary. Please check it out and see for yourself.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011
karma isnt a bitch i am by rosiee.H reviews
hey guys this is a story i had up before but i accidentally rated it wrong and it got deleted blah blah blah lol, soo quick summary is : Rose and Lissa convinces Kivora to let them hold a Karaoke party follow rose through the twists and turns as your not so typical teenage girl. happy reading.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Back at his door by anotherndmfantasy reviews
Takes place after the second and before the third. Why Clary's walking in the rain. Inspired by maroon 5's she will be loved and back at your door.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Pause Before The Trigger's Pulled by Pandastacia reviews
Tessa/Will- Between them lie many battles & some were even won, but they have yet to win the war with each other. -Drabble series.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Will H., Tessa G.
My Sweet Dandelion In The Spring by ShawtieeIDGAF reviews
Katniss has to chose..Peeta or Gale...Gale or Peeta.She starts a singing career and starts with "It will rain" by Bruno Mars.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Katniss E.
The MI Boys Do Gaga by LtCElizaBenn reviews
The idea popped into my head and just wouldn't go away. What was supposed to be a little one-shot that turned into a couple scenes. Basically this is what I envision as Alec's adventure into pop music. *I OWN NOTHING! I'M JUST A HUMBLE FANFIC WRITER!*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,720 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Jace is Sexy and he KNOWS IT by betterontheotherside reviews
What happens when Jace is drunk at a bar, and Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO starts playing? uh oh... Rated T for slight sexual content
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
Jace doesn't know who Peeta is! by betterontheotherside reviews
In which everybody reads the Hunger Games except for Jace. Clary's pissed at him for it, so he goes to find this book. oh, and according to Jace, Prim is a weird name.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
JACE STARTED THE HUNGER GAMES by betterontheotherside reviews
I honestly don't know why I still have this up. It's about Jace and the Hunger Games. Do you see how this can end poorly? Because it sort of does, depending on how you percieve it.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Jace W., Woof
The Scars that Memory Leave by cnt spel and idc reviews
AU and OOC. It's some VA characters in my own twisted world.T for language and stuff. I dnt own the names from VA or some lyrics, but everything else is mine so NO TOUCHY MY STORY. Thanks and enjoy
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,899 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Mistletoe by a.touch.eclectic reviews
Inspired by the Justin Bieber song. Shawn has some plans for this Christmas. Established Shules
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
City of Bones the Musical by color0her0wonderful reviews
And I'd give up forever to touch her, I swear by the angel I would. Language
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010
Cooler than me by Nevar12
song fic based off of the song "cooler than me" by Mike Posner.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
They're Sexy and They Know it! by bluesoul18 reviews
Magnus and Clary go over to the institute to visit their boyfriends. but once you throw in some techno music and bad dancing then it gets awkward. one-shot 'cause I was bored
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Complete
The animation parodies of epic proportions by FutureAvenger94
Shrek and the gang sees Justin Bieber, Anastasia's evil enemie Rasputin gets defeated by Bartok, and Ray from The Princess and the Frog gets upset that Disney might not make a sequel.
Robot Chicken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Mirrors by aqua0draco reviews
Clary is broken and scarred by Jace. Based on song Mirrors by Lil Wayne and Bruno Mars better story inside
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Jacebook by TeenageVampyre reviews
A small two-shot about Jace getting Facebook .
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Glee Times Mean Malec Times by mysoufflegirl reviews
"Who dares disturb my Glee time!" "Glee time?" Glee/Mortal Instruments...not really a crossover! but I've always imagined Magnus being a GLEEK! LOL! Malec fluff! R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I Kissed a Girl Hunger Games Parody by bewilder22 reviews
Hunger Games parody to the song I KISSED A GIRL by KATY PERRY.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Believe me by FoReVeRloveee reviews
Not just another Dimitri leaves Rose for Tasha story. Rose is pregnant but so is Tasha! Who will Dimitri choose? Lots of secrets love and DRAMA
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Kenny Is The Girl With The Broken Smile by Crazy Dr Giggles reviews
A Telling Of Cartman x Kenny. They Were Together, They Were Apart, And Now They Want To Go Back. Songfic, Kind Of Bad. She Will Be Loved By Maroon 5
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
VA Karaoke by orphanedaccount882 reviews
set after 'love fades mine has' lissa makes them all play Karaoke who knows what will happen
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Finding Lambert by MangerlesMots reviews
Magnus is on a man hunt for Adam Lambert. Cassandra Clare's characters do not belong to me nor does Adam Lambert. *Sniffle* Rated T 'cause I'm Paranoid.MagnusxAlec
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Magnus B. - Complete
TMI and Glee on Crack! by SushiSasha244 reviews
So, basically, this is the result of me trying and failing to write a story at 4'o'clock in the morning. Pure. Crack. Contains guyxguy and girlxgirl; don't like, don't read. Please R&R! Oh, and I suck at summarys. Obviously. Rated T for some odd reason.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Complete
Forgivness and Love by MissHathaway reviews
*COMPLETE* Dimitri took Tasha's offer, Rose lives on, but what happens when Dimitri comes back to the academy ?give it a try
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,947 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Goodnight Goodnight by theuninvitedgirl reviews
Somehow, he knew. Rangiku would be alright. He was happy. Song by Maroon 5
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Conquest by SavingHumanity reviews
Rose left for Russia 1 month ago and things have changed. Christian's a playboy who has all the girls of St. Vlad's panting after him like dogs, but he doesn't want them, he wants a challenge. He wants Rose. Will Rose give in? Or will she play the game?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,004 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Rose H., Christian O.
The 'Wii' by Magnusjane25 reviews
Magnus buys a mundane toy and Alec doesn't seem to know how to use it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
If I Had You by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt sings Adam Lambert's "If I Had You" in Glee club. Klaine. Some hints to Original Song.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dimitri the Guardian by Colossal Titan's Hoe reviews
Anyone love Charlie the Unicorn? Well, you'll love this when the gang pulls a prank on Dimtiri. Note: Aqua is an OC, as well as Alex, so don't ask. T for language.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Dimitri B.
Stuck In The Moment by Reinin-Gurl reviews
Just think of Rose's and Dimitri's relationship when you think of the lyrics. The song fits so well! xD
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Ah, But It's Cold Outside! by reraimu reviews
"I really can't stay," Alec grumbled. Magnus grinned. "Baby it's cold outside." Inspired by that Klaine number in Glee, Malec style. One-shot. Fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Vampire Chat by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
Extream randomness and a little OOC never hurt anyone. So why not have a little MSN chat? Slight Christian/Adrian in later chapters
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Baby Rose! by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
The gang are out at the mall one day when they get attacked by striogi. No body's hurt but their's certaintly a diffrence in rose. well for starters she's a cute 7 month old baby! how will everyone deal with the badass Rose Hathaway as a cute little baby?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Toasters And Killer Bubbles by SirenSShadow reviews
THIS STORY SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Dimitri shows up with a toaster one day and "takes care" of Adrian. Stan Alto then comes along... This is a parody, and the product of my boredom! Read only if you don't like Adrian, you have been warned.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Adrian I. - Complete
Love Conquers All by Taam.xo reviews
what if Dimitri took Tasha's offer? what if Rose graduated and became Lissa's guardian and went to the royal court, what if a Guardian named Aleksandr black helps heal Rose's heart. but then throw Dimitri back into the picture and Rose is confused as hell
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,034 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009
Russian Roulette by xXFaLlEnArChAnGeLXx reviews
Based on the true story and the song by Rihanna. The VA characters find themselves in a game, a game where someone must die... Rating may vary. Hearts will be broken and love turns in to War...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Baby Fever by No0bSter reviews
What will happen when people listened to the song Baby by Justin Bieber? NO LONGER ONESHOT
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
JB on deck by Lady Alice101 reviews
Justin Bieber comes on deck, and Zack is convinced he knew Justin as a kid. But, will Justin remember the twins? And what is the result when he does?
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bailey P., Cody M. - Complete
Vampire Academy Games Night by MadeleineRoza reviews
When Rose and Lissa are bored one night they decide to have a games night. Will Dimitri and Rose's secret be discovered? Games e.g Truth or Dare, I never, spin the bottle ect.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Malec iPod Challenge by Kanin V. Karlek reviews
Because everyone is doing it! I did this on a whim! PLEASE READ! . !Malec! !BoyxBoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Karaoke and heartbreaks at the VA by Shadow.Kissed.Sophia.Belikova reviews
Dimitri took Tasha's offer and that leaves Rose behind having to endure the loss of a friend and the loss of love. Add that to the fact that she will meet a very important person and that Lissa makes her sing to the karaoke night. What will happen there?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,137 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
My Immortal Rose&Dimitri songfic by darcyalex reviews
"My Immortal" by Evanescence song-fic with Rose and Dimitri's most intense, intimate, heartbreaking moments in one song. I might make it a collection with song-fics for all different characters, scenes, and pairings! If you guys like it. R&R pretty please
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Swing, Swing by And-Your-Point-Is.542 reviews
Simon loves her. She loves Jace. Jace loves her. It's a love triangle. Will he fall out of love with her and into love with someone new? Swing, Swing by All-American Rejects.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Simon L. - Complete
Alternate Universe by Kessafan reviews
She's a badass guardian, he's a runaway with a bad attitude, both with reputations that precede them. What happens when they come together? Canon pairs and VA world... with a twist! A few Rated M parts so if you don't like that sort of thing...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 171,792 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Snipe Hunting by S.K.R. Bitches reviews
So this is a random one shot i thought of when Rose and the gang go camping. All I can say is its funny and crazy and if you've been snipe hunting you know what I'm talking about before hand LMFAO So I hope yall' like it!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
What Do You Want From Me by LikeNoOneElse reviews
So, it's a Malec and a song fic and I think they make each other stronger individuals and I wanted this story to reflect that.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
One Wish by HeartsWereNeverMeantToRace reviews
It's Chad's 26th Birthday and it's time for him to make his birthday wish. What will it be? Chaylor One Shot Song Fic. "One Wish" By Ray J
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Chad D., Taylor M. - Complete
Hogwarts Girl by SailorBoo reviews
A mix of Hermione Granger and Aqua's 'Barbie Girl'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
HON private chatrooms by xx beccarella xx reviews
all of the HON gang except Neferet create a private chatroom so that they can talk 2 eachother better, especially because erik is in Hawaii because of his new poetry hobby..please r&r nd its just a little story i thought would be unusual
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Zoey R. - Complete
Mortal Instruments songs by LorennaLee reviews
This is a fun little fic I started where I remix the words of songs to make them into funny Mortal Instruments songs. Hope you like it!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009
Music Baby by Dimitri4ever reviews
Adrian and Lissa are experimenting again and some how turned all theadults into children and also make people sing. Now Rose and the gang have toround them all up and watch them until they can find a cure. and who's the new kid?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008
Weasley Girl Uptown Girl by ginnygie reviews
Song parody of Westlife's Uptown Girl. I DO NOT OWN GINNY, DRACO gods HOW I WISH OR THE SONG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Uptown Girl by Your Secret Valentine reviews
DxS Let's just say Billy Joel has another thing coming to him. [Songfic]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Obsession No Es Amor by punk06 reviews
Numbuh 1 wants to admit his feelings for Numbuh 4 but he doesn't know how to. Will he proove his love? Read to find out! 1x4 pairing! This song was originally performed by Frankie J. R&R!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
She Will Be Loved by Ramona Yukari reviews
Very opposite of 'Tourniquet'. Faye is upset about Spike's death and turns to Jet for comfort. One Shot Songfic. Uses 'She Will Be Loved' by Maroon 5. Hints of JetXFaye.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Complete
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No Ordinary Family reviews
Rose and Dimitri are going to have a baby, the bond is two-way, someone is tranformed from being a Strigoi (but not entirely), Lissa discovers a new spirit ability, and Rose and Dimitri's child is no ordinary Dhampir. See how the VA characters do things that changes theirs and everyone around them lives. Disclaimer: I don't own VA or any songs mentioned. rated m just in case!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Christian O., Lissa D.
HeartBroken HeartBreaker reviews
Dimtri has decided to become Tasha's guardian, which means he'll be leaving the academy, but more importantly, Rose. What happens when she sees them and they come back. I know it's been done before, but I wanted to give it a shot. Post "Shadow Kiss" , but there was never an attack or the cabin scene between Rose and Dimitri. It's kind of a song-fic.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Tasha O.
VA Chat reviews
What happens when the VA characters get on chat. I know it's been done but they're really fun to make. Post Shadow Kiss, There was never an attack, and the cabin scene never happened.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete