Name: Holly ( Not my real name, but you can call me that, unless I tell you otherwise!)

Age: None of your business!

Favorite color: uhh...Black and red! (black is a shade i know! Who cares, i like it!)

Favorite books: The Mortal Instuments! umm...I Like Sherlock Holmes...

Favorite Band: TOKIO HOTEL! I love them!

Favorite Movie: Avengers! Don't deny you love Loki!

Favorite couple(s): I Looove Malec(Alec L/Magnus B) and Sherlock/john. And Adam Lambert and Sauli are adorable together!

Occupation: warlock assassin :) (jk,jk)

Favorite quote(for now):"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."- unknown

I'm currently co-writing with...lots of people! MagnusBanelover. and Lexia Clark.

Check these guys out! They both have a good sense of humor, are good at writing, and are firends with me! SO DO IT CHECK THEM OUT!

I like co-writing! Anyone wants to co-write a story, PM me!

If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile. (I had a day dream about that once and in the end my bitchy English teacher got shocked by the computer and died!)

You know you're a Malec fan when: 1. you cried tears of joy when Magnus saved Alec in the battle on the ship in COA 2. You wanted Alec to admit to his parents right away that he was gay with Magnus 3. you want them to get married and adopt a kid 4. you can imagine Alec at the age of 85 still holding hands with a 19 year old boy 5. you write fan fics about the two of them with the most random subject 6. Your friend calls you Magnus and your bf/gf Alec 7. you have dreams about them 8. you go back to COB just to read the party scene again 9. you post this...just because you agree with me

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile

I AM:

procrastinator to the max. friendly, but easy to piss off. creativity is what I aim for. too serious or too juvenile. wear my heart on my sleeve…and hate it. a tendency to be cynical. memory of a goldfish. a self-proclaimed sap. passionate and dulcet.

Mortal Instruments Quiz

List 10 Mortal Instruments Characters

1. Magnus!!!

2. Luke

3. Alec!!

4. Jace

5. Clary

6. Sebastien

7. Valentine

8.Jocelyn

9. Isabelle

10. Simon

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Magnus) Uhhh...WHAT!!??

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Alec? What in the name of sanity are you doing? Please, go away.

Number 5 cooked you dinner? (clary) hopefully she's a good cook!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Sebastien)Kill him then run away, screaming.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Valentine) O.O i would go nuts.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Jocelyn)*rolls eyes* not again. I don't have time for this.

Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Isabelle) Why!? *sad face*

Number 10 ignored you all the time? Um? idk...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Magnus) Kill them with his awsomeness, then sprinkle glitter on them.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do? (Luke) Makes make shift cast and Carries me to the nearest hospital!

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?(Alec) a brown Sweater! YES!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?(Jace) uh... Throws me out the house, and lets the house burn to the ground and while it blows up he is walking away from it like a badass, murmmering a witty comment!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?(Clary) She'd be like don't do it! don't do it!!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?(Simon, Magnus) Magnus? Would probably congragulate me! Then tell me which wedding dress looks best on me!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?(Valentine) He doesn't.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?(Isabelle) I don't know, flirts with the hot guys, and distracts them whilst I compete against them!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?(Simon) gives me a funny look and laughs with me!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?(Magnus) Cause HE IS SPARKLY!

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9.(Luke, Isabelle) That's not awkward at all...

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?(Alec) ALEC?!! But he's with Magnus! He's parents scare the hell out of me anyway... *shivers*

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?(Jace, Isabelle) JACE AND IZZY!!?? THE END OF THE WORLD HAS COME!!!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?(Clary,Sebastien) They already did!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?(Sebastien) Thats not a surprise.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?(Valentine) whatchoo lookin at?!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?(Isabelle) um...did you mean this to be for Simon?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?(Simon,Magnus) Kick Simon curse and screm at Simon, then bring Magnus to Alec. Solves all the problem.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?(Alec,Jace) I should probably go in there to make sure they aren't both dead... * cracks knuckles*

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?(Magnus,Sebastien) Never. No.

Would 2 trust 5?(Luke,Clary) Yeah, totally!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 7. What happens after that?(Jace,Valentine) it depends...wither a big explosion, or the ending of Jace's life. Possibly both.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?(Clary,Magnus) Clary...art? Magnus...designer..clothes dfashoin..stuff..

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?(Sebastien,Alec) Alec and Seb? Alec, would kill Seb, then order out and say he it.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?(Valentine,Isabelle) I... don't know...

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?(Jovelyn,Clary) Maybe, Considering Jocelyn, is Clary's mom...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? I don't know! Izzy would prbly kill sebastien first!

1 accidentally kicked 10?(Magnus,Simon) Simon would be all "WTF!?" on Magnus, and Magnus would be all innocent face, blink lashes.

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?(Luke,Isabelle) Isabelle would mooost likely be like " WTF!??!?"

7 won the lottery?(Valentine) I don't know...

8 had quite a big secret?(Jocelyn) No..REALLY?!

9 became a singer?(Isabelle) I think she's a good singer...

10 got a daughter?(Simon) Can vampires even...? Who...? What...? no...

What would 1 think of 2?(Magnus,Luke) I don't know, friends? Sort of...? Warlock werewolf buddies?

How would 3 greet 7?(Alec,Valentine.) He wouldn't, Alec would be like, " Bitch, you killed my brother!" Then kill him.

What would 7 envy about 5?(Valentine,Clary) Maybe... cause of her awsome powers?

What dream would 5 have about 6?(Clary,Sebastien) if it was a nightmare, or she killed him in the dream... Then yes! I think we all would.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?(Sebastien,valentine) They are both very mean people...

What would make 7 angry at 8?(valentine,Jocelyn.) I think it's the other way around...

Where would 8 meet 9?(Jocelyn,Isabelle) The Institute!

What would make 10 scared of 1?(Simon,Magnus) Maybe, if Magnus was Mr.Grumpy face that day...

Is 3 Gay?(Alec) HECK YEAH! Or else there wouldn't be any Malec!

I thought this was hysterical! Maybe i'll try it out one day!

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

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