What if TDI had been played for drama instead of laughs? In this Season 1 reimagining, a former contestant tells the story to her teenage son in the style of The 1,001 Nights. AU. Rated T for mature subject matter, mild profanity, etc. Updates irregularly, usually near the end of a month. 32nd Night: Heather's price, and a bicycle challenge that makes more sense than in canon.

What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.

Max has always wanted to rule the world. But once he actually manages to take over the world with the help of an underground conspiracy...he's starting to find that the job isn't all it's cracked up to be.

It's season five and things are heating up! Chris has chosen thirty-three contestants of seasons past to take part in the biggest season of Total Drama yet! Join Chris, Chef, and your favourite competitors as the story of this star-studded season is unravelled in all of its dramatic glory! There will be alliances, romances and so much backstabbing that this could be a slasher!

Chris brings back 22 teens from past seasons that haven't won a season yet, based on the US rankings (except Season 4), and pits the team of originals against the the team of the latest losers. Chapter 32 is now up! All Total Drama contestants will have a part in this story.

What happens when you mix an awesome show with random crack pairings? Total non-regularness!

In the twenty-third Hunger Games, the twenty-four contestants from Total Drama are reaped from their districts, transported to the Capitol, and forced to fight to the death in an Arena overseen by Head Gamemaker Chris McLean. Who will be the sole victor out of twenty-four beloved characters? And is there something else going on behind the scenes in the Capitol?

He was a man. A man betrayed by the ones he trusted. A man who lost it all. A man humiliated with the whole world watching. And ultimately, he was a man forgotten. But his story won't end there. Out of the ashes, a toque-wearing phoenix shall rise. Come follow Ezekiel as he sets forth on an epic comeback adventure. (Co-write with TIAW)

Yakko tries to cope with developing problems concerning his health and mental stability as Animaniacs draws to a close for the studio. The angry rift that starts to form between him and Wakko helps none as the studio has more than just the threat of career deaths looming over it this time.

She was dying, slowly slipping away. Though all she wants is to say goodbye.

When Chris hosts Total Drama's 5th season on Isla Sorna, things are about to go deadly wrong. After a savage dinosaur attack kills many of the cast and crew, the remaining are forced on a desperate quest for survival. Who will survive, if anyone? And who will become a T-Rex's next meal? Supspense, adventure, and action all abound in Total Drama Jurassic Park. Final chapter now up!

Izzy is the crazy, weird girl in her school, while Noah is Mister Popular. Two opposing sides of an equation; both battling their frustrations of their predicament. When will they find a solution? Updated as of 04/20/14 :-)

A recent finding proves that Total Drama is really a false series made to take children away from their abusive parents, learn the what the lives of these contestants were like before they were taken away

When Chris's ex wife Hillary dies, he gets full custody of his teenage daughter Christie, who was named after him. Now, she's competing in Total Drama Island. How will she do? How much is she truly like Chris? How can Chris handle it? CodyXoc WE'RE BACK, BABY!

Harold knows an idiot when he see's one and he's found one of the biggest ones. Harold is not about to let the distance of his house to the island stop him from letting someone know they're an idiot!

After bailing out of jail, Chris brings all thirty-eight contestants from all four previous seasons plus Chef to compete in another season after Camp Wawanawkwa has been restored to its former glory. What chaos and drama ensues now that even Chef and Blaineley are forced to compete?

An Ezekiel vignette. Also a songfic to a deleted song from The Phantom of the Opera movie, 'No One Would Listen.' Bridgette/Ezekiel friendship (a bit one-sided, too, I guess?) LYRICS REMOVED. NO LONGER A SONGFIC DUE TO VIOLATION OF THE RULES.

Just a little one shot about what MAY have happened in the Great Mushroom War

when it is brought to her attention, Katie becomes tired of being a Sadie clone. Sadie just wants everything to stay the same. The story follows Katie as she tries to find her own personality, and stop being the clone of someone else. Featuring both first and second generation casts. Takes place at the Playa des Losers.

"'Please don't tell me you're caught up in this whole 'love triangle' thing too.' Without opening my eyes, I nodded." Cody feels heartbroken over Duncan and Gwen's kiss, but then he talks to a member of Team Amazon.

Skips learns that Benson has fallen critcally ill and have very little time left to live. He knows that grief and mourning can be a difficult stone to swallow, for anyone. How will the park s employees take the death of their boss? A Regular Show Collab.

The ROTI characters are often referred to as the second generation of Total Drama characters. What if they really were the second generation? Family-focused one-shots! Tyndsay, Aleheather, Ozzy, Trentney, Jusadie, DJatie, Bethzekiel, Gidgette, Gwuncan, LeHarold and Coderra.

Loads of fish have been going missing every weekend night in Bikini Bottom for years. Surely those disappearances weren't linked to the Chum Bucket... right? Darkfic. Rated for violence and character death. Now complete!

60 is the answer to the equation Spandy; meaning the love and relationship between SpongeBob SquarePants and Sandy Cheeks. Click and read the 60 chapters as the story goes along and you just might understand. C'mon, you want to understand. SpongeBobxSandy. COMPLETED!

Nizzy Oneshot. Izzy forces Noah to go to a New Year's Eve party.

After everything that happened between Duncan and her, Courtney is finally ready to go home and forget about him, but when a chance to go to one of the best boarding schools in Canada shows up, how could Courtney refuse? There is a catch of course, almost everyone form the show is also attending the school. Will Courtney be hated in school like she was on the show? COMPLETE.

Someone has killed Gwen and therefore ruined Cody's life. Will he catch the murderer, or will he be too busy crying to do anything productive?

After an incident at the coffe shop, Eileen falls in love with Mordecai, But Mordecai still loves Margaret, though Margaret loves Rigby,and after a while Rigby loves Eileen! Oh the confusion!

After the Total Drama Series is done, Gwen returns to her hometown high school only to be greeted by a familiar face. *One Shot* *A/N: This story was originally titled After Total Drama Action, but I decided to rewrite it. Thank you.

Noah was eliminated prior to Phobia Factor, but everyone knows he must be scared of something. They just want to know what. On a seemingly innocent day at the Playa De Losers, all is revealed... Takes place during Total Drama Revenge of the Island. Warning: Izzy being Izzy, as per usual. Slight Nizzy at the end.

24 contestants from the past 4 seasons have agreed to do one more season: Heroes vs. Villains! Episode 3 continues, and an action- packed challenge goes under way! The challenge brings the best and worst out of people, and the third person voted off leaves the island.

How Mordecai and Eileen became an item. Oneshot.

Takes place in the 'It Runs in the Family' universe. When Maddie learns that an old friend of her dad's is staying for the weekend, it doesn't seem like a big deal. But then she meets Cloudy Jay. CJ seems nice enough, she even seems cool. But, does she still like her dad? More importantly, would she try to steal him away from her and her mom? What's a nine year old to do? Complete

Takes place in 'It Runs in the Family' universe. One hundred moments about Maddie, Robbie, their parents and the rest of their park family. Pairings include MxM, RxE, MMxS, BxP. 100 drabbles, 100 moments. Hope you enjoy!

You know how lots of TV shows have 'very special' episodes? This is one for Regular Show.

Spongebob and Patrick realize that they don't truly appreciate the things they have until it's gone. Unfortunately, that thing is Mermaidman.

Sorry for the sucky title. Post 'IRitF'. It was no secret that Maddie and Robbie enjoyed dating each other, except to maybe their parents. But really, what can be more awkward than telling your parents you're dating? How about one of your parents walking in on you and your date kissing? Yeah, that ought to do it. Oneshot.

A Noah and Izzy, or "Nizzy", Fanfic. This is my second favorite TD series relationship, and my first TD series story, but my fourth story in general. Noah POV. Two-shot. Very Ooc, unfortuanetly. Taking requests for next couple to write!

Takes place 5 to 15 yrs after series. Mordecai and Rigby now have kids of their own, and they have just as irregular adventures as their fathers. What happens? Read to find out! Contains OCs, and MxM, RxE, BxP, MMxS. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE! FINAL CHAPTER UP!

He knew it was a mistake. From the time Izzy had suggested it, he should have said no. Because anything with Izzy planning it tended to go awry. He should have known better, but no… He just had to let Izzy plan their picnic...

During Gumball's 13th Birthday party, a guest decides to drop by and surprise the Watterson family, and, in turn, could change the lives of of the Watterson's, especially Gumball, forever. Please leave comments...another story is coming also!

Mike and Zoey meet for the first time, after Zoey's see's Mike getting beaten up because of his problem. This is my first Fanfic, enjoy :

One Shot: Owen is depressed after his breakup with Izzy. But he finds new companionship with one of the new girls.

Dawn is sitting alone in the forest when she comes across an upset B. What is wrong? That's what Dawn is wondering. DawnXB One-Shot.

Calvin is now grown up and wants to pass Hobbes on to his daughter, Kasey. But will she accept Hobbes as Calvin did?

Tragedy strikes the now grown kids of Elwood city. Arthur in particular feels like he hasn't done anything useful with his life. What about the others?

During the lava incident, what if Mordecai didn't know how to Death Jump or Death Dump? Rigby apologizes, but is it too late? Rated T for character death

Staci has moved into Noah's apartment building. As expected, she annoys him and his friends with her nonstop talking and lying. But a secret Noah finds out about her changes everything. Noah/Staci friendship. For Kazikamekaz24.

Benson has an important announcement to make, but what will it be and how will it affect everyone in the park? This is my first Fanfic, so R&R please! Also tell me if you would like me to continue with this story : Rated T for mild swearing. [STORY IS ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, SORRY!]

Betty never left Simon, even when he thought she had.

A small insight into the unexpected romance of two lonely souls.

"I know how you feel..." MordecaiXBenson

AU one-shot. When Ahsoka learns that some humans in another galaxy exchange gifts at the end of their year, she wants to recreate the ritual in the Jedi Temple. However, it doesn't turn out quite the way she she had hoped. Safe for all ages with no objectionable content. Originally posted on Fanfiction·net. [S3-F2-O2]

After the camping episode, Rigby and Eileen start to get closer. Mordecai and Margaret decide it's about time these two went on a date, so they set up a double date. But there's no way this could work, is there? Main pairing: RxE with some MxM. Oneshot.

An alternate ending for "Too Late"

Hattie Durham meets her son for the first time in heaven, and must explain to him why he will never know his father, Nicolae.

Sandy's cousin, Candy, helps Bikini Bottom build its first Christian church. You'll never guess who's in charge of it! CONTENT WARNING: A character uses the Lord's name in vain.

After an air raid in their town, best friends and brothers Mordecai and Rigby have to rely on each other to survive this war. While trying to overcome hunger and danger, they become closer friends than ever before. Based on the anime with the same name.

Just a little epilogue for "Over the Top". It explains how Skips felt through all this, and how Rigby was able to forgive him so easily. Oneshot

What if instead of instead of Katie swapping with Izzy it was Noah who swapped with Sadie? What if he did so because he wanted to get closer to a certain Iron Woman? What would he be willing to do for her to ensure she got her dream of winning? Noah/Eva

'I hate you' was the last thing that came out of her mouth, he left soon after that but little did she know that it was going to be the last time she would ever see him like that again. Present for Islanda.

"It's not that I hate you, I just don't know you." CodyxSierra, Oneshot for "Of Love and Fanfiction" contest.

"If you can hear me up there," Megamind said, looking up at the ceiling, "I hope you're proud of me Mom and Dad." He wished he could hear his parents' voices again. Oneshot/movieverse

It's been five months, and already there isn't enough food to go around.

Noah hates Christmas, but at Geoff's party, will he be convinced otherwise? Main Pairing: Noah/Izzy, Side Pairings: Bridgette/Cody, Harold/Lindsay, and Geoff/Gwen

Noah goes to comfort a heartbroken Sierra after she discovers Cody voted for her. Takes place after The Am-AH-Zon Race and before Can't Help Falling In Louvre. Noah/Sierra One-Shot.

Bridgette and DJ are making cupcakes for a party after TDA is over. Simple oneshot. Bridgette/DJ. for fanon and crack week. :

I'm finally getting around to revising this, which I've been meaning to do for a while, and I'm hoping I'll get some more reviews than the last time I wrote this. I changed the style of writing around so it isn't so irritating, so I'm hoping you'll enjoy!

Peach Creek was always an unstable little town financially, so it was no big surprise when everyone had to move away. Everyone except Ed.

"Noah's girl… Nizzy will live on one day in this world." "Nizzy, I like that.," Noah said. Quick oneshot. NOAHxIZZY, GEOFFxBRIDGETTE, HAROLDxBETH.

Twenty short one-shots of our favorite crazy girl and her egg-head.

The Kanker Sisters realize that their new Hubcaps Digest magazine has been stolen, and they will go on another warpath to track it down. This is similar to when Ed had accidentally stolen the Kanker's Ship-In-A-Bottle. I do not own Ed, Edd n Eddy

Exactly what it says on the tin; An alternate ending to Atlantis Squarepantis. AU, resolved Spandy. Rated for character deaths.

Eva and Cody have a chat at the Playa des Losers.

Words were stupid. That was one thing that Eva knew full well. All they did was spout out meaningless things, rise up hopes, then quickly crush them. Her solution? Crush those who hate her before they destroy her shell. TylerXEva

The 45 word challenge for the pampered princess and the lanky nerd. Read it, you know you love it.

Mr. Krabbs death...

Bridgette and Ezekiel are putting the final touches on their wedding, which is in two days. With friends arriving and some things going wrong are they going to make it to the big day? Main pairing: Bridgette/Ezekiel

One year after Peach Creek's first war, school is out once again. In addition to camps and other summer activities planned, the kids are now part of Double D's new coalition. When familiar faces show up, however, a second war erupts. COMPLETE

Will Eva make a new friend or two at Playa De Losers? DJ and Eva, oneshot. I know the title isn't that snappy.

Chowder remembers that fateful day, as he watched his beloved master overdose on a food he had never seen before. Oneshot, Rated T to be safe.

Eddy misuses the skills of recycling, and it results in a war for Peach Creek. Will Double D join his friend's insane cause, or will he justly defend Peach Creek? Can Rolf's mysterious past help end the battle? COMPLETE

Post Operation Interviews

Spongebob finally gets his license from Mrs. Puff, but one accident proves he wasn't ready. How will this affect Squidward? Don't worry, there's a happy ending.

What was going through Jason's head after Peter told him to go up the ladder and get that football?

Another in the Dark Side Candy Series. What would make Leia turn to the Dark Side?

AU: There is just one left to turn after the fall of Obi-Wan and Yoda....sequel to Obi-Wan's Downfall and Yoda and the Darkside....

What will it take for the old Jedi Master to turn to the Dark Side? (Sequel to Obi-Wan's Downfall)

How a single bag of candy led to Obi-Wan's downfall....