Hey guys! I'm gonna tell you a little bit about me. I first started here as a critic, and then I got ideas for TDI, ATHF, and I have more to come. Then I made them into stories when I figured out how to get stories on here lol. You might notice in TDI that I make alot of my made up characters have crushes on Chris McClean, the host of TDI. I thought he'd want someone to love or something. I plan to write gizoogles of stories in the near future! Oh, and you can call me Nikki! I love it when people call me that. :D

I also have a deviantart account! My name is the same on there as it is here :)

New OC:

Libera "Libby" Shensei. She's a business owner who knows her way around fighting and gun-wielding. Pitched her for Afro Spirit's "San Andreas Stories". Here's a pic of her: http:///thumblarge_437/1253154178a5XUnU.jpg

List of my original TDI characters and their descriptions:

Tiffany: A bratty, mean, bossy girl that is similar to Heather. She's seen in my story "A New Kind of Evil"

Chelsea: A blond, cheerful cheerleader who is obsessed and in love with Chris McClean. She is not in a story yet.

Gena: A boy-crazy teenager who's completely obsessed with boys. She's not in any story yet.

Carolyn: A big-boned red-head who's got attitude. She's not in any story yet.

Caleb: A boy who is a so-called genius and a know-it-all. He's seen in my story "Why Doesn't She Care?"

Darren McClean: Chris Mcclean's father who was a reality show host back in the day. He's seen in my story "The TDI Host: Then and Now."

Shirley McClean: Chris McClean's mother who's a pediatrician and wants her son to be happy. She's seen in my story "The TDI Host: Then and Now."

Penelope: A red-headed girl who's really weird, likes disecting things, and has an obsession with Chris. She's seen in my story "The TDI Host: Then and Now."

Ron: A pale, mean, chubby boy who hates Chris. He's seen in my story "The TDI Host: Then and Now."

Mrs. Pine: Chris's old, grouchy, mean kindergarten teacher who doesn't really like him. She's seen in "The TDI Host: Then and Now."

Brooke Pathis: A weird, hyper girl that is unique in every aspect. She's seen in the TDI story, "Fun Farm Island" by JoseJalepenoOnASteek and in "A Weird Girl's Fling"

Some of them are ones I tried out in those "TDI starring you" things.

About me:

I'm 18 (19 on March 9)

I live in Florida

I LOOOVE PIZZA!

My favorite shows are Total Drama Island, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Spongebob, Drake and Josh, Amanda Show, iCarly, America's Got Talent, Family Guy, Fairly Oddparents, and much much more!

I love writing haikus

I love writing fanfiction

My favorite school subjects are Drama and Chorus

My least favorite school subjects are Math and History

My favorite foods are pizza, tacos, pulled pork, chicken, e.t.c.

My favorite beverages are Diet Coke, Lemon Iced Tea, Pink lemonade, water, e.t.c.

1-Heather

2-DJ

3-Gwen

4-Ezekial

5-Izzy

6-Chris

7-Beth

8- Chef

9- LeShawna

10- Duncan

11- Lindsay

12- Harold

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Yeah, a couple actually and they were very awkward.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? EWWWWWWW!! NOOO! I think I'm gonna puke...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Well, that'd be so sad and awkward.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah, I've read a few.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Lemme think about that...no.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? I don't like femslash at all, so five/ten.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? She'd freak out, runaway, and scream "THEY'RE GAY!!"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Same tastes. Same fashion sense. Same everything, except a same relationship! Will this couple happen?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Nope, and I hope there never will be.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Why Aren't We Popular?

11) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? "PRINCESS!!"

12) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Probably Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes.

13) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Seriously bad pairings are in this story.

14) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "Hey big guy, kindness turns me on like a light!"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, fourfourfourfour, Recalled to Life, Hyperactive Lioness, pinkluver93

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I stole this from TheUnspokenArtist, because it made me tear up a little…

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

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15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are Goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Nomen mihi est Gaia, ShadowCatcher, pinkluver93

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think writers block is evil, put this in your profile.

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If you love your country America, paste this in your profile.

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If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, and you want everyone visits sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

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I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Owl of the Night, WhatWouldRonandHermioneDo, American-Heart-101, DylanandCole1fan. ShadowCatcher, pinluver93

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you think that Flame Rising needs to get a life and quit bitchin' about other people's works, put this in your profile.

Some things to ponder:

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.

If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation...you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.

If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death. you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep...you are richer than 75 percent of this world.

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace...you are among the top 8 percent of the worlds wealthy.

If your parents are still alive and still married...you are very rare, even in the United States and Canada.

If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful...you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.

If you can hold someone's hand, hug them or even touch them on the shoulder...you are blessed because you can offer a healing touch.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all

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RIP Steve Irwin. Copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl),reconrox(artemis Fowl,SOKKA!!Zuko,Jet,Trouble Kelp...)ShadowCatcher(erm…uh…WHY DO YOU MAKE ME THINK? cough Freddie from iCarly cough Who said that?) pinkluver93 (Chris McClean from Total Drama Island..HE'S HOT!!)

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If you can’t dance copy this into your profile

You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha!

Random Survey (12-8-08, time started: 6:25 p.m.)

1. What time did you get up this morning? 5 a.m. for school.

2. Diamonds or Pearls? Diamonds

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Four Christmases (awesome movie! :D)

4. What is your favorite TV show? I have alot of favorite TV shows

5. What did you have for breakfast? Poptarts

6. What is your middle name? Nicole

7. What is your favorite cuisine? Italian

8. What foods do you dislike? Too many lol

9. Your favorite potato chip? Cheddar and Sour Cream

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? I listen to my iPod, not CD's.

11. What kind of car do you drive? None yet.

12. Favorite sandwich? PB&J!

14. What are your favorite clothes? Tank top, shorts, and sandals.

15. If you could go anywhere on vacation where would you go? Maybe Canada, France, or New York.

16. What color is your bathroom? Ummm blue.

17. Favorite brand of clothing? JC Penney's

18. Where were you born? Coral Springs, Florida

19. Favorite time of the day? Night

20. Where would you want to retire to? I'll see when I get to that age lol.

21. Favorite sport to watch? I'm not a sports person at all.

22. Who do you least expect to send this back? A dog.

23. Person you expect to send it back first? Whoever's reading this right now...

24. Coke or Pepsi? Coke, but I'll drink Pepsi too.

25. Are you a morning person or night owl? Night Owl

26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? Ummm, I'm gettin a laptop for Christmas! WOOHOO!

27. What did you want to be when you were little? A Veterinarian

28. What is your best childhood memory? When I was five and I had my 1st boyfriend lol! Awwwwww...

29. What are the different jobs you have had? I ran my own lemonade stand!

30. Nicknames? Nikki

31. Piercing? On my ears

32. Eye Color? Hazel

33. Ever been to Africa? No

34. Ever been toilet papering? No.

35. Favorite day of the week? Friday.

36. Favorite restaurant? Melting Pot

37. Favorite ice cream? Chocolate

38. Favorite fast food restaurant? Chick Fil’A

39. How many times did you fail your driver's test? I haven’t taken it yet.

40. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? IDK

41. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Almost any store in the mall

42. Bedtime? Whatever time I fall asleep

44. Last person you went to dinner with? My Family

45. What are you listening to right now? Nothing

46. What is your favorite color? Pink

47. How many tattoos do you have? None

48. What is your religion if you have one? Christian/Baptist

50. What is you GPA? 3.0

Time completed: 6:46 p.m., 12-8-08

try not to cry:

mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

he told his friends that it was cool

and when he pulled the trigger back

it shot with a great, huge crack

mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told

I went to school, got straight A's and even got the gold!

when i went to school that day

I never said good-bye

I'm sorry I had to go, But mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another

And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother

Mommy please tell daddy; that I love him very much

and please tell Zack; my boyfriend; it wasn’t just a crush

and tell my little sister; that she's the only one now; and tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now.

and tell my friends; that they were always the best

mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

mommy, please tell my teachers I won’t show up for class

and to never forget this, and please don’t let it pass

mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserved this.

but mommy it's not fair, I left without a kiss

mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest

but mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

when I heard that great big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try something new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live

But mommy I must go now, the time is getting late

mommy tell my Zack I’m sorry to cancel the date

I love you mommy, I always have, and I know you know it's true

and mommy all I need to say is, "I love you."

In memory of The Columbine & Virginia tech students who were lost

you have 2 choices:

1) Pass this on and show people you care as "Try not to cry"

2) Don’t pass it, and you've just proven how cold-hearted you are...

try not to cry on this one:

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did You Know:

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28 (now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:

61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wa sn't added until 5 years later.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

The ones in the bold print are the ones I hate the most.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I must be greesy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER