Hey everyone,

My pen-name is Elnora.

As for my gender, I'm female (Yeah, duh... what male would chose Elnora as pen-name?)

My main hobbies are reading and writing, but I'm a bit of a gamer as well (understatement of the century).

Currently I'm enrolled into University, which severely limits my time to write.

Because of this I only write one story at the time to prevent long waiting times between chapter uploads. Though I'm failing spectacularly.

As for my favorite fandoms they include;

- Vampire Knight (both the manga and the anime)

- Vampire Diaries (both the books and the tv-series)

- The Hollows series (an amazing series of books writen by Kim Harrision)

- Pirates of the Caribbean (no explanation needed)

- Harry Potter (though I prefer the books over the movies)

- The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings (need I say anything?)

- Marvel Cinematic Universe

- Dragon Age (My all-time favourite game)

For those who followed my Vampire Knight Fanfic, yes, I am aware of the fact that Matsuri Hino finished. But when I re-read my story I was dissatisfied, it feels rushed and unoriginal. Thus I will not be writing a sequel. When I have to time and inspiration, I will be re-writing it.

Greetz,

Elnora

FOR ALL OF US THAT HATE RACISM:

A black man walked into a bar and sat down. A white waiter approached him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...When I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

FOR ALL OF US WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY:

1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

3. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Where's the self-help section?". She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions??

8. If a deaf person signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synonym?

11. Where do Forest Rangers go to "Get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock the gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

19. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

20. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

21. How is it possible to have a civil war?

22. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

23. If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

24. If you try to fail, and succeed in doing so, which have you done?

25. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

26. If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?