Hello Everyone!

Because I just had the overwhelming desire to erase every word of this and hope really hard that nobody ever read it, I'm re-writing it. Or at least editing it...

You are probably here for one of two reasons; a) you were sent here by my arch enemy known only as Abbatemarco(you should totally check her out if you are into Assasin's Creed or the Elder Scrolls) or b) you read one of my stories. If its the latter I am psyched!
While I think that fanfiction is oodles of fun, I am NOT one of those nutty people who devotes all their time and/or energy into it. Any thing I post on here will be purely for my own amusement.

In case you haven't already guessed, Harry Potter is one of my favorite things ever. I love Ron. Not in a 'ooh! he's so hot!' way, but he is my favorite character in the series. My sister describes it as I am non-romantically infatuated with him. Fortunately, I have discovered through Fanfiction that I am not alone. There are a ton of really great writers who share my love of Ron as a character. I never get tired of Ron stories. Especially if they include Ron and Hermione or Harry and Ron bromance. I think that their bromance is the greatest thing in the world, and I have come to appreciate it even more now that I've watched other things with other guys who are so difficult and stubborn about their friendship. Apart from their fight in Goblet of Fire and Ron's leaving in Deathly Hallows, Harry and Ron just go about being friends. And I love them for it. I also love the friendship of the whole trio.

I also really love the show Merlin, probably more than is healthy. Don't ask me how I feel about season 5, or the ending unless you're prepared for a really long rant. If you are up for said rant, feel free to PM me because I've been told that talking about stuff helps. If I'm being 100% honest Titanic is my favorite movie. I am absolutely terrible at Halo, and I have no idea why I like the Hunger Games. I'm getting really into the Elder Scrolls, and I got really attached to the auto name Microsoft gave to my X-Box live account, and so almost a year later, I still play as it.

Other random things about me would be that I have an unhealthy amount of stuffed animals, I collect squirrels and lobsters, and one of my biggest dreams is to own a donkey, who I will give a Spanish name, like Pedro or Javier. My other favorite show besides Merlin is How I Met Your Mother, and I almost cried when they showed that Barney and Robin get married. I did cry at Barney's proposal. And I can't think of much else about me, so I'm going to resort to what I believe is one of the best ways to learn about someone; sharing my ships. This may take a while...

Harry Potter: Ron and Hermione, Lily and James, Harry and Ginny, Lupin and Tonks, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Luna and Dean, or Luna and Neville, Draco and Apple, Bill and Fleur, and I'm sure there are more. But I can't think of them. Merlin: Arthur and Gwen, Balinor and Hunith, Morgause and Cenred, Uther and Ygraine, and Merlin and Freya, Morgana, or even Mithian, depending. I also read about Percival and Elena as a joke somewhere, and for some reason the idea has stuck with me and I kind of like it. Hunger Games:Finnick and Annie, Katniss's mom and dad, and Katniss and Peeta. How I Met Your Mother: Barney and Robin, Marshall and Lily, Ted's ex-girlfriend who talks too much and the deaf guy, and Ted and the elusive mother.
I also really love Faramir and Eowyn from Lord of the Rings. Naturally, I also love Jack and Rose from Titanic. A lot. And Cal and Ruth. They should just have gotten married and let Rose and Jack be.

If anyone out there is into Lily and James, or Halo, or Assasin's Creed, you should all check out TheHaloFreak who has written about all of those things and is awesome.

if you read Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows in less then 24 hour copy and paste this onto your profile!
Heck yeah I did!

This also seems as good a place as any to give a shout out to the super awesome Don'tBlink17, who was kind enough to be my beta for Everything Is Wrong, as well as a super cool person to talk to.

I've changed my mind and am no longer done with fanfiction. Worth Waiting For and Everything Is Wrong both have another chapter in the works, and I am also working on a Tonks and Lupin oneshot and an epic mutli chaptered story about Balinor and Hunith. So yeah, those will happen at some point.

I understand that I am incredibly arrogant if I believe that anyone is actually going to read this pointless bio.

I did not draw my beautiful profile picture. Suffice it to say that the artist is super awesome:)

Pancakes!
-BarbedWire