'Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation.' Dystopian, apocalyptic sci-fi AU using major elements from canon. Beta trolls are now mutated humans, sent away and conditioned into soldiers for the Condesce in a Battle Royale style story. But not all is as it seems. c36 progress:3/5

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU

Crack!Fic The Whitebeard Pirates draw up a list of 150 things their beloved fire-using younger brother is forbidden from doing…He finds a lot more to do!

A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!

The world outside beyond the Aperture Labs is not exactly paradise.

Caveat lector. Just when you think you have reached the summit, another mountain appears. Once nameless, once called 'Boy', he finds fame as Dracule Mihawk. Part XV: Having encountered pirates of all kinds, Mihawk meets his match in the Blind-eye pirates and a prediction of certain death.

this is impossibility. -chell/wheatley

Twenty-six moments in the life of Anora Theirin, née mac Tir. Written for the character alphabet challenge.

Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell

Sentences regarding the One Piece universe - humour, love, death, and life springing forth from one word prompts. Challenge me, I dare you! Chpt. 25 - Pirates vs Ninjas, sorta.

The Once-ler's mother reminisces of her mistakes and regrets. One-shot

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Nobility is not all about privilege, heroism and honor. It comes with prejudice, occasional callousness and selfish ambitions, but most of all sacrifice. The eve before the Landsmeet, Lady Cousland reflects where her duty lies. And finds herself troubled.

You were never supposed to remember. That's just not how the scratch works. Memories aren't supposed to come with the package, but you guess the game decided to make an exception, because you remember everything. That can only mean something went wrong.

Following the Blight, the King and Queen of Ferelden attempt to ensure Ferelden's future by way of an heir.

Wheatley's never been off his Management Rail. Oneshot, Wheatley/Chell.

AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance

Series of unconnected KakaSaku one shots and drabbles of various ratings. Please check the chapter titles for each post for ratings.

A short Chelley fluff inspired by a prompt on the KinkMeme. Chell wakes up to a curious, inquisitive Wheatley. Human!Wheatley, Post-game AU with implied semi-apocalyptic outcome. Sweetness Warning.

She will not leave him alone. A kmeme fill about accidental touches that spans the entirety of the Fenris romance. Hawke/Fenris, complete.

Usopp intervenes for Sanji against some unwanted stowaways.

Luffy explains why he will never marry Hancock. — Nakamaship with Hancock

Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.

Two years have been more than long enough. The Straw Hat Pirates reflect on unsettled debts and undeserved miracles.

Drabble. Sabo watches from afar, and understands.

A weary vampire has spent centuries running from his destiny. A young mortal boy is suddenly thrust into a never-ending war of immortals. Fate bringing them together, they will discover ancient secrets and a love that will shake a hidden world...

Prince of Retardia, indeed. A study in Sanji.

The funny thing is that Natsu doesn't realize that he likes her until someone else does. NatsuxLucy

It started with a slam of the hospital door, and a splash in the water of the Crescent Pond. Written for the KakaSaku LJ Community Blindfold Challenge.

A modern AU fic. In the city of Navarone, Sanji and Zoro meet under coincidental and peculiar circumstances. How do they deal with social stigmas, financial problems, or...each other?

Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom. Rated T because nothing's explicit, but there's a heckuva lot implied.

It took being boxed on the ear and getting his hand sliced open by a teacup for Francis Bonnefoy to realize he was in love. AU; FrUK oneshot.

Wherein Denmark has domestic hobbies and Germany is awkward enough to appreciate them.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Not a single Mugiwara showed any shame. And not a single one hid. -futurefic-

Oda's Mugiwara Family scenario in a collection of one-shots. Robin and Franky are the parents with five sons and a daughter, and Brook is the grandfather. Need I say anymore? AU.

By then, the Sues popping up all over the place were just plain irritating.

Robin teases Franky the best way she knows how, though not necessarily in a good way.

Luffy decides to give meaningful presents to his crew. Short, sweet, and maybe a *tad* cracky.

A whole month of SaNa fluff! Written for Round Two of 30 onepiece's 30 Themes challenge. Various ratings. Day 30-Whale-They were finally a family. At last. COMPLETE! Goodnight, sweetheart, goodnight...

They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!

Her memories were slowly fading away. Frobin, nakamaship.

You know, after several centuries of being nations, you'd have thought they'd have perfected their damn technique in the bedroom for chrissake. England...the former bloody British Empire...as second worst! What is this sh*t! Cracky oneshot. Enjoy.

Robin is getting married, and Franky strongly objects. Frobin.

It's love at first sight across the foodcourt when Sanji spots Nami at the juice bar. Knowing all too well the reprecussions, Zoro attempts to smack some sense into him, but Sanji's sure about this one. AU oneshot for Dandy Wonderous. Enjoy.

Thirty-six different friendship pairings, told as thirty-six drabbles. Who needs romance when you have nakama? Complete!

Sanji-centric ficlets written on various themes for the 30 onepiece community on livejournal. One post a day for 30 days. Day Thirty-Barrel-Let's play a little game... AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE, FOLKS!

Hancock simply cannot believe there is a guy out there that can pass by without staring at her ass...slight crack, AU, oneshot. Enjoy.

KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.

Things get hot between the captain and his first mate, despite the freezing weather. Shame about the earrings though... Crackfic oneshot. Enjoy.

Ace is used to waking up with things changed, being narcoleptic. He's not used to THIS though. LuffyxAce

Everybody helps with the washing up except the cook. That’s the way it works.

Crack!actionfic based on the APforums fake spoilers. Ace finds himself falling head over heels for the cute girl Luffy 'sent to rescue him'. One-sided Ace x Luffyko. Lots of crack. SPOILERS chapter 537.

Usopp tries to sneak a midnight snack and stumbles across something he probably shouldn't have.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

Concern can be shown through even the smallest window of consciousness, even if it is not recognised.

A collection of oneshots written for various people, based on pairings and prompts. NS, NL, KakuLucci, ViviKohza, CrocodileLuffy, LuffyShanks, ShanksMakino, FrankyRobin. Pick your poison :D

When a woman actually responds to Sanji's flirting, someone isn't very happy about it. SanjixNami drabble

She was going to kill him this time. Not lecture him, or shoot him, or even lock him up – she’d just plain kill him.

He didn’t really need to ask, he just liked to hear her say it.

It would be just like Luffy to get something like this completely wrong. And it would be just Zoro's luck to have to suffer. [LuZo shounen ai, foul language]

Sanji had always been of the opinion that all swordsmen were desperately trying to compensate for something. Zoro x Sanji.

But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.