As was previously 'Queen of the Crunk'. He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.

Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.

Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline

Victoire's last year at Hogwarts has begun. She's Head Girl, Quidditch Captain and has finally got the man of her dreams, Teddy Lupin. But what happens when she's forced to participate in an event from the past that still haunts her Mother and her Uncle's dreams?

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

Neither Prince James nor barmaid Lily had any interest in running the Kingdom of Gryffindor. This is the story of how they changed their minds.

Join the Marauders' and Lily Evans passing notes during their seventh year. Just random things that they feel like talking about, or even some advice that doesnt go so well. Read to find out more. *Abandon* (Maybe?)

"You will find, as you look back upon your life, that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love." - Henry Drummond. Drabble/one-shot collection written for the OTP Boot Camp Challenge. Pairing: L/J

A series of instances in which Lily Evans said yes to James Potter. L/J. One-shot.

James poses as an advice charm in Lily's diary. He's really got to start thinking through his shenanigans.

Rose wakes up in hospital surrounded by 5 men – an older red haired man who's cursing everyone in sight, a terrified young man dressed in odd orange robes, a crazy haired boy whose trying to restrain the red head, a stocky bloke who says he's her boyfriend, and a blonde aristocrat who doesn't appear to be breathing. She just wants to know one thing – which one is her Man-Pillow?

Hogwarts AU: This kind of magic can't be learned from a textbook. -— Katniss/Peeta

"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"

She was curious and he was different; she was enigmatic and he was intrigued, and that's how Lily Evans and James Potter fell in love. -— James/Lily; one-shot

When going for a job interview, Rose never expected her interviewer to be Scorpius Malfoy. She also didn't expect half of what goes on in her interview. /slight RoseScorpius. For the characterization competition.

"She looked like he imagined she might have when she was a little girl - her hair flying behind her and her dress flowing around her like they were wading in an ocean of grass. And all the fireflies were little, bitty fishes, and they were catching them because it was fun and that was all the excuse they needed."

Rose and Scorpius arrive at a ministry function. Well written, if I do say so myself... at least, I think it's my best story so far! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASSIE, TATOE, AND ALEX

The dead do not return. Blaine, however, is of the personal opinion that if their Armani suit is wrinkled enough, the dead can sometimes return just to straighten it out and leave it hanging on the wardrobe door. - Klaine.

Lily glared at his retreating back as he passed out the portrait hole. She'd turned down three other Hogsmeade invitations and he still hadn't asked her - "Oh, Evans?" He stepped back into the room. "D'ya wanna go to Hogsmeade with me this weekend?" - assorted L/J shorts

"This is perfect," she breathes, but it's not, it's not. — RoseScorpius, for Nic.

There will always be things we forget, or aren't brave enough, to say.

Prim's died her death, yet that doesn't mean that she's forgotten about. Oh no: that's far from the truth. R&R, bitte: first HG oneshot!

This is a tribute to 'Don't call me Nymphadora' Tonks and Remus 'Moony' Lupin. The story of their life, love and loss.

Professor Minerva McGonagall survives seven long years of James Potter and Lily Evans

Everyone is changed by war. - Scorrose. Oneshot. WWII AU.

Love is something that never fades, when it's true. Even if you have to wait to say "I love you" for over ten years. KatieOliver. R&R

Life was never the same again for the Weasleys, as a dearly loved member was suddenly taken away in the war. But when George uncovered a stack of parchments left behind by his twin, things might just be a little better.

James's progress with Lily as charted by several hilarious conversations with Alice. James POV. T for language. One shot!

i spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong. - mollylorcan. merry christmas, cassie. :3

Ginny writes a letter to Harry on Christmas in Deathly Hallows. She's tired, battered, bruised, and battle-hardened, but most of all... she's heartbroken. And in definite need of a rant. Rated K for slight language. Complete.

But if he is going to fight for something, you think, let it not be for kisses in the smallest bedroom. Let it be for Ron and Hermione and maybe even you. It's something, though. A kiss concealed by poster-covered walls.

It's Lily's last year at Hogwarts. What will she do when she finds herself yet again in the sights of James Potter? She wants to escape him, or does she?

"Don't worry, I have something much more exciting in mind." She raised her eyebrows expectantly. "We're going to tell our parents." / In which Scorpius and Rose get married. kind-of sequel to Of Ferrets and Weasles

Louis and Liza are tired of the tension between Rose and Scorpius. Freeverse, for the Sing it for the World challenge on Rose/Scorpius Fans Forum. Louis/OC; Rose/Scorpius

James knows only one thing, and he knows it with utmost certainty. He is going to die.

Its Lily and James' 7th year at Hogwarts. Lily has been made head girl and James is head boy. Voldemort is rising, and times are dark. A story filled with love, hate, friendship, adventure, and more. (on permanent hiatus)

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are constantly in a merry war with each other. With a fair bit of trickery by their friends, will Rose and Scorpius realize their love for each other? And will Lily & Claudius' love survive the evil schemes of John Jones?

every lie tells a story. -teddyvictoire

During the Second Wizarding War, Fleur Weasley ponders true beauty. A series of missing moments set during DH. Canon pairings. COMPLETE.

Have I mentioned that I hate you? I hate you because I have feelings for you but I would never act on them because you would only play me too. /RoseScorpius. Letter!fic.

A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."

Lily/James. "There are rumors that say that two people with corresponding Patronus shapes are meant to be. I never put much stock in it. But perhaps, Mr. Potter and Ms. Evans, you are more connected than you realize."

Seventh year wasn't quite turning out as planned. Lily Evans had always hoped she'd be Head Girl someday, but she never thought she'd be working with James Potter, and she certainly never thought she'd find herself falling for the mischievous young man.

Lily had a boring summer at home until James rescued her. Sirius is fond of telling the story of James' "magnificent" rescue. Being Sirius, he does it in his exaggerated, amusing, style through the ballad of James Potter.

Rose is a fifth year with a talent for attracting embarrassing situations, something she would rather avoid. But with a family as large and loud as hers, that isn't always easy. And how long can she ignore the tension between herself and Scorpius?

"So it's agreed, then? When the time comes, we run for our lives?" "Pretty much." "…right." Scorpius/Rose oneshot

Harry and James II have a little chat about "product testing" and its sensibility within the walls of Hogwarts.

A series of one-shots from the frequently hectic and passionate lives of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. A sibling piece to "Really, Arthur" and "Oh, Harry."

Teddy & Victoire kiss, James is annoying, Molly causes trouble, and Lucy is a goody-two-shoes.

James Potter and Lily Evans have a late night together. Not exactly the way you think they might, though.

Minerva McGonagall looks back on the last decade with a lot of heartache, but finds a way to look forward with a lot of hope.

"If anyone here can give good cause as to why these two should not be married, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace."

After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.

because life isn't a bunch of happy endings, especially not for them. MollyLorcan, for Masquerade Doll's other half challenge on the HPFC forum.

It's Lily Evans' birthday, and her boyfriend, James Potter, hopes to give her something she can remember forever. Cue romance, love, surprises and maybe a little bit of humor from Sirius Black. One-shot. JPxLE. Rated T.

It's Friday. James is in love. Enough said.

"Many variations on the term ferret can be used, from the noun 'ferret' to even use as a verb 'to ferret' meaning to act in a Malfoy-like manner ." Rose provides an insight into how to annoy Malfoy.

"I could kiss it. Maybe the ouchie would go away." "Kiss! What about cooties?" 7-year-old Teddy quickly & innocently kisses 5-year-old Victoire in Uncle Geroge's joke shop. Twelve years later, they snog for real. Last scene set in Epilogue.

Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.

Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot

Attempting to stalk Lily Evans is a difficult feat. Especially after losing your fake earring, being pinned down by your best mate, and getting in touch with your feminine side. So much for an easy way out. Oneshot.

Backpfiefengesicht- noun: the German word for a face that cries out for a fist in it. Apparently there are a lot of Backpfeifengesichts in Hogwarts.

Apologies to Dr. Seuss