Remus: I still don't believe either of you.
James: I was sleeping and you can even ask Sirius.
Sirius: I'm hiding from you and refusing to come anywhere near you.
James: Yeah, you better be. Because when I get a hold of you, you are going to have your-
Lily: James! Do not say what I think you're about to say.
James: Sorry Lily. But you didn't see what Sirius did to me.
Sirius: It was hilarious!
James: No it wasn't! It was humiliating.
Sirius: Mr. Potter fixed you, didn't he? Anyway! Witch07 doesn't own my lovely spellwork or anything else of us, really.
James: Enjoy, as I track down Sirius and-
Lily: James!
Passing Notes
Chapter 12: Who Did It?
"I solemnly swear it's time to pass notes." James said.
The Marauders would like to present;
Marauders notes!
Paddy: Prongs is sleeping right now and I am bored. I have no idea why I am up at such a terrible hour but I really don't think anyone else is awake. I've already played with some different transfigurations on him, but I'm bored now.
Paddy: Hang on—who messed with my name? Why is my name 'Paddy' that sounds like something disgusting.
MooMoo: It sounds like a baby would say your name.
Paddy: Nice name, Moo Moo.
MooMoo: This isn't funny, Sirius. Fix it.
Paddy: I DIDN'T DO IT! IF I DID THEN MY NAME WOULD BE 'PADDY!'
LilLils: I am really surprised that you are awake this early, Sirius.
Paddy: I think that you have the best name, Lil' Lils!
LilLils: Black! What did you do?
Paddy: Why does everyone think I did something?
MooMoo: Because it's the kind of thing that you do.
WormPe: When did you lot leave Hogwarts?
Paddy: Worm Pee! I get it!
WormPe: What happened to our names?
LilLils: That's exactly what I was wondering.
MooMoo: Are you 100 per cent sure that James is sleeping, Sirius?
Paddy: He is.. well not anymore… Shit! Bye!
Prongsie: Sirius! Where the hell are you hiding?
LilLils: James, what did you do to our names?
Prongsie: Nothing. I've been sleeping. To which Sirius took advantage of, and I swear that when I find him I will get him back.
WormPe: What did he do?
Prongsie: Just now, he did aguamenti and levicorpus. While I was sleeping, I am currently not as masculine as I was when I went to sleep. And I cannot change back.
MooMoo: We have shared a dorm with Sirius for seven years, and yet you still let yourself fall asleep before Sirius without any protective spells around you?
Prongsie: I was tired, we were working on Sirius' er— new project for ages last night.
Paddy: Hey Prongs! Mr. Potter wants you in the Kitchen.
Prongsie: Come up here and fix whatever you did to me.
Paddy: Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Potter are coming up to you.
Prongsie: I hate you Sirius. I really do.
"Lil' Lils sounds like something that a Muggle rapper would be called." James said with a smirk. He had learned quite a bit about the Muggle culture from his Granddad Weasley.
"I think I like MooMoo and WormPe the best." Fred chuckled.
"I really would have liked to see a photo of what happened to 'Prongsie'. I think that that would have been a very interesting thing."
"I feel a future prank coming into the light."
"Defiantly." James said with an evil smirk.