Hello there everyone! I'm SH, also known as Kitty. I am a housewife, gamer, and fanfic reader who sometimes puts out an attempt to write as well. If your looking for regular updates, this is not the place for you, though I do try. If you are here from Taru Taru Animegal or Nobodies Business, you are at the right place! So glad you could stop by. Please feel free to look around. Also I do RP, if you are interested please feel free to PM me!

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AO3 account - Sarcastic_Hypocrite - All of my unedited, MA fiction will be posted here. If you are over eighteen and would like to read the unedited versions of my stories, please hop over here.

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Collab Account with Sarabellum93

Story Status:

*Our Sweet Convalescence: Chapter 9 in progress Things had reached the point where Naruto felt practically dead inside. His entire life had come to a screeching halt, with seemingly nowhere to go. He hadn't expected a fancy cup of coffee with a side of onyx eyes to be served on a platter. Neither did he expect the changes that came with that dubious combo.

Of Bloody Paws and Hybrids: Chapter 2 in progress The war between werewolves and vampires was as old as time itself. Tensions were raising between the two species once again as a new alpha had been chosen, and a royal coronation was set to take place. Too bad for them; snakes are snakes and snakes meddle with genetic engineering. Enter a two year old, who happened to have ears, a tail, and snaggle teeth out for blood.

Threading The Heart: Not Started. A mortal was only meant to have one soulmate, right? The gods had cut man in half, claiming them to be too strong for their own good. Yet still the powerful soul could not truly be severed; connected by thin, red threads that only Naruto Uzumaki seemed to be able to see. The only problem? He has two red threads connected to himself, and neither of his soulmates seem to want to budge an inch!

So Cross-Dress Maybe?: Not Started. Sasuke is sick and tired of being harassed by his father to get a girlfriend. Naruto is a college dropout whose willing to do anything by that point to pay off his student loans. Apparently that included dressing in a skirt, fitting in hair extensions and spending hours covering up his tattoos. Itachi is just excited that Sasuke's no longer denying his preferences, even as a ruse.

Blondie: Chapter 1-2 Revised, Chapter 6 On Hiatus. Gaara and Deidara's relationship is going downhill, and with Gaara going to college, the blonde is wide open to unlock his long shut promiscuous ways. What will happen when another blonde starts to fill the space within Gaara's aching heart?

It's a Pirate Life: Chapter 1 in progress. Gaara has just been proclaimed the king of the pirates, holding the largest bounty over his head at half a billion dollars after stripping down the corrupted land government. By chance he meets a certain male Uchiha merman who has been framed by the underwater counsel and is on the run from being harpooned.

Rewrites:

Heaven and Exile: Chapter 1 Revised, Chapter 3 on Hiatus. Rewrite of 'Eternal Night'. Sora decides that in his senior year, his life and luck would change. If only he knew the extent. And it all starts and ends at locker 825, the locker said to be haunted by a once bullied teen. (If it looks familiar, it probably is)

Small Talk, Bigshot: Not Started. Rewrite. Thanks to a flyer and one pissed Kairi, Sora is forcibly entered into the auditions for Cloud's role in the upcoming movie 'Final Fantasy: Advent Children'. What happens when Sora gets the role and develops a crush on the one man he's supposed to hate? (If it looks familiar, it probably is)

Finding Happiness: Not Started. Rewrite of 'A Kyuubi's Happiness'. In a world where Shippuden is all but non-existant, Naruto manages to bring back Sasuke long before the fourth Shinobi world war is supposed to take place. Major changes are taking place in the hidden leaf and our blonde Hero is set to start his training to become the sixth Hokage. Yet with all that he still finds himself unhappy. Will being kidnapped by the Akatsuki change his outlook on life?

Program Error: Not Started. Rewrite. Sora is a computer nerd who has a deep loathing for the head football player and jock of the school, Riku. Though their sisters believe that he is just head over heels in denial, while Riku is too busy to take notice. What will happen when 'fate' decides to swap out their laptops, that just happen to be the same make and models?

Oneshots:

Language of Love (Pardon my French): Planned for February 2018 release. When asked if anyone in the class knew how to speak french, five year old Axel instantly raised his hand. Too bad it wasn't the same kind of french the blonde-haired boy knew.

Collabs:

Key To Forever: Chapter 2 not started. A day at the amusement park turns into the best day of their lives. But with prom right around the corner, there are those who seek to ruin what they've only just barely grasped. Collab story written roleplay style with Sarabellum93. For AkuRoku Day's 10 year anniversary!