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Author has written 1 story for Worm.

I just graduated college, and although I didn't have any creative writing classes, I've always enjoyed writing creatively. This is an experiment, a way to improve my writing, and an outlet for enjoyment all rolled into one for me. Any constructive criticism is welcome and expected, and constructive praise is gladly accepted. Any non-constructive praise is happily accepted, but it probably won't do me any good.

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Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 414,201 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Firefly by Shujin1 reviews
Lung is conceived a day later and born female. Years later, a certain bug controller ventures out for her first night of heroism. A simple twist of fate, with far reaching consequences.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,374 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Skitter, Lung
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,350 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 3,629 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,517 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6678 - Favs: 6,868 - Follows: 7,738 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5674 - Favs: 4,543 - Follows: 4,772 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Queen of the Swarm by Vherstinae reviews
With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 224,968 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Shadow Stalker, Emma B. - Complete
Death is a vacation by Tarkus the Jaguar reviews
Taylor Hebert died in the locker. And in the ambulance on the way to hospital. A third time to an incompetent doctor. Then, a week later, she was hit by a car.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,893 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 12/3/2015
Unstoppable Force by Saphrae reviews
What would you sacrifice to save the world? To kill an Endbringer? To save a friend? How do you know when the price is right?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 349,077 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Skitter, Clockblocker, Armsmaster, OC
Seed by TheOtherAnt reviews
An alternate universe where the Endbringers attack in a few different places and order that leads to Taylor gaining Blasto's shard. Desperate to be a hero, Taylor does something clever but incredibly dangerous to give herself the power to save the city and chooses to become a Heroic Warlord to save the city from itself.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 246,268 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 8/15/2015
The Messenger by Stillwind11 reviews
Power Swap Fic! Taylor got Oni Lee's power (with slight modifications due to how it meshed with her), and Oni Lee got hers. (Again with slight modifications.) What will happen to the world with a Taylor who travels a different path? How will the end of the world be prevented now? AU, no romances planned. NaNoWriMo project.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,685 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Skitter, Über, Leet
Psychonautics by Ironypus reviews
An alternate universe where, gifted with Escalation instead of Administrator Taylor Hebert finds out there can be too much of a good thing. When the only way to go is up, what else can you do?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,275 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016
Hallowed by Shinysavage reviews
Once upon a time, three brothers came up with a plan to change the world forever. Centuries later, wizards still fight over the scraps of their power. However, only one person can truly lay claim to their destiny. AU. Harry/Lisa Turpin pairing in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,268 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P.
Tertiary by Visual Pun reviews
Taylor gets a handle on her powers a little earlier and the story begins one week before canon. Rated T for language and implied situations in later chapters.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,267 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016
Crime and Commitment by serpentguy reviews
Taylor had always had doubts about what she was doing, even after she had changed her mind on being a superhero. What might have happened if she had focused on all the good she could do if she approached law and order from the other direction? What might have happened if she had given being a supervillain her full commitment?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 187,018 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Tattletale, Bitch/Hellhound
Atonement by CeruleanSlane reviews
Taylor died in the locker. In her guilt, Madison triggered instead and became a superhero, to make up for her mistakes. Seen first on spacebattles, archived here for easier reading and for other people to find.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 673,951 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Clockblocker, Coil, Madison C., Marissa/Sundancer
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7365 - Favs: 14,848 - Follows: 16,497 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Weaver and Jinx by JMHthe3rd reviews
Taylor gets a sidekick.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Skitter, OC
Number Girl by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor Hebert gets the power to see the numbers that underlie reality. But what will she do when the numbers show her the truth about her former best friend Emma?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,888 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Skitter, Dinah A., Emma B.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35635 - Favs: 26,749 - Follows: 19,687 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 3,283 - Follows: 3,528 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Weaver Nine by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,719 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Skitter, Jack Slash
Free to Play by RahXephon reviews
A new service has come to Brockton Bay! Ever wanted to don a cape and become a superhero? Now's your chance, as Free2Play offers superpowers to anyone at absolutely no cost. Everyone who applies gets a superpower for free. What are you waiting for? Apply now and become a shining hero or dastardly villain now for free! (Optional power-ups may also be purchased for real money.)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,278 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Emma B.
Masquerade by MChristopher reviews
Tired of being pushed around by bullies, Taylor Hebert sets out to solve her problem by pretending to be a cape. Unfortunately for Brockton Bay, she isn't the type to back down when complications arise... [AU, Taylor doesn't trigger]
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Skitter
Harry Potter and the Animorphs 1: The Beginning by OctopusPatronus reviews
Series Summary: Instead of five American teenagers, Elfangor gives morphing powers to four young Hogwarts students. It's up to Harry Potter and his friends to stop the Yeerk invasion, even while Voldemort's war threatens to tear them apart. The Beginning: One night during detention, Harry discovers that there are far stranger things in the universe than magic.
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,566 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Slayer Magic by Perfect Lionheart reviews
After Halloween, it turns out nobody's costume left anything significant over. However, that doesn't mean they didn't wish it had. Also, in the backlash of all of that chaos magic, that doesn't mean there wasn't magic to be found.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,442 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,359 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 5,902 - Follows: 3,292 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4839 - Favs: 13,021 - Follows: 6,047 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6414 - Favs: 17,285 - Follows: 6,066 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 7,252 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4625 - Favs: 8,871 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Prestidigitate reviews
Lily finds the best after-school activity: being a hero! After discovering her favorite uncle is a hero too, what could be better? Except there may be a few things standing in the way of her chosen path, including what seems to be an underwhelming power. Can Lily handle all the stress that goes with the life and prove that she has what it takes to be a hero?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Myrddin