Hey new person who MAY or MAY NOT be reading this, but I think you are, so, enjoy! (Insert smiley face hereXD)

Anyway, things about me that may be (not maybe) true: ,

I'm Young-ish

I have brown hair

I live in South AFrica (whoop whoop!:-])

I have green blue eyes, yay!

I know English, Afrikaans and I am learning Italian and LOVING IT:)

Things that i think rock:

1. Charlie the unicorn!XD ChARLIE BIT MY FINGER! Youtube videos! um... ya!:)

2. PS2/3 games like: God of War, Sly Cooper, Jak and Daxter, Assassin's Creed games, The Legend of Spyro, Harry Potter, INfamous series,Overlord, Tim Mcgee's Alice and a whole lot more:)

3. PeacefullyCrazy is truely AWESOME, she is the reason i have an account, i love her to bits, you should 2;):)

4. My friends.

5. Being INSANE=)

Update (02 May 2015):

Good Lord, it's been so long.

Wow, it's almost ridiculous.

I suppose I'm here basically just to say that I'm not dead, and that indeed I shall update my stories in due time, eventually - If I find time. I dunno, I suppose the issue is most likely motivation, PM me, let's have a discussion.

Anyway, please read and enjoy my stories.

They stand as a testimony to my journey as a writer. I refuse to go back and edit some of my origional chapters as they chronicle my growth as an aspriring author.

Anyhow, I do hope you, young reader will enjoy them.

Keep on Keeping on.

CuZ D.

OK, well, Interesting things about me:

I can lick my nose with my toungeXD (Dont say "EWWWW!" just 'cause you're jealousXD)

I love black, it's kinkyXD

I went to Paris and i wont lie, it really was beautiful, and a random french dude made out with my aunt! lol, and Disney Land ROCKED!!!

COLD IS BETTER THAN WARM... Eg. if you jump into lava you die, but if you lock yourself into a freezer, you dont die instantly! HUH! Cold is more loving and 10X better! ,

I love reading and writing and I'm Brilliant in swimming:)

I made a word up called "Lolm"... a differant version of Lol, I'm random and weird, get used to it!!!XD

But ya, that's a lil bit of me, Hi! I'M CuZ D, and I'm weird and proud of it!!!:)

VIVA LA WEIRD PEOPLE!!!

OKAY, time to give my thoughts on fanfiction, i love writing and reading and i must say I've met some really AWESOME PEOPLE :

PeacefullyCrazy: Damn, i (heart) her soooo much,FACT: she rocks harder than a diamond!:) (and diamonds are VERY hard,)

slylady345: hmmmm, way TOO cool... nuff said:)

NeoFurr: He makes me smile... still want my story JERK!_

These are some of the awesome people I've met here, they make this whole experience EVEN MORE funner!,

Interests:-

K, well, i love my phone, and my friends and chilling and being random:)

BOOKS: Skulduggery Pleasant, twilight, Fallen series, The Spooks series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, Spud series, House of Night series, Hunger Games.

Music: Music Feeds my soul, i love Pop, hip hop, classical, RnB and Metal:)

Movies: Finding Nemo, Paranormal Activity, ALL THINGS HORROR:P ALL THINGS PIXAR/DISNEY!XD

My sayings:

"Of all the friends I've ever met,

You're the one i wont forget,

And if i die, before you do,

I'll go to heaven, and wait for you,

I'll give the angels back their wings,

and risk the loss of everything,

just to prove my love is true,

I'm thankful to have a friend like you:)"- awwww.XD

"You're kinky, I'm kinky, the world's kinky... do ya know what that means? MAJOR SEX ORGY!" - my friend when she was complaining that i say Kinky too much(I laughed for hours),

"Lolm"-Me

"The Glow worm is never glum, because how on earth could he be glum, with a light shining out his bum!?"XD- My Dad

"God is truely amazing, i love him, he has helped me through some hard times and i will always love him.:)"-Me

"Fortune Cookies look like camel toes!!!XD" my friend

"Now that you've found me, what other games you wanna play?" asks Freddie, "FU#K YOU!" screams Nancy,..."Mmmm... sounds like Fun;)"XD- A Nightmare on Elm Street.

"For my Penguin, Paperkid, Wonderboy - From your Penguin, Binomial, ChicKEN: I love you. More than anything." - Me.