Due to the epic amount of crack in the latest chapters, I am doing capslocky summaries for the uninformed/people too sane to see what I see on their own. Much capslock and crack follows, but ALL OF IT IS TRUE. Hoshino is a troll.

Early chapters being revised. The never ending Rampages of Baron Praxis. This is the Haven City we know and love. Chapter 45: There's something lurking on the Precursor Mountains and Erol, along with six boy scouts, are the first to know about it. Will this beastly terror be the end of him? And is it related to Praxis? Only tenacity will tell...

I can't really summarize this one. Read anyways. France/Canada, mentions others/Canada. Sad!Fic with an optimistic ending.

Current manga spoilers. Kanda Yuu vanished, taken by the enemy. Six weeks later, the Order has irrefutable proof that he is killing Finders. The Order steps up the task of finding him, but the line between sides has become indistinct. COMPLETE.

Everyone just can't get enough of the two thieves...unfortunately, they're not interested in 'other' things...They seem to be looking more towards each other... Geminishipping Yami BakuraxTomb Thief Bakura

“I’m telling you, Roy! You’ve got to find yourself a wife!” HughesxRoy, shounen-ai, fluff, WAFF

Cursed with a tragic birth and no hope, Malik’s life holds only misery. Born in Ancient Egypt, he expects little and receives even less. It was only a matter of time before the darkness itself came for him, with unexpected results. Bakura x Malik

Chapter 12 up! The story of Erol, the great soldier, and Jak, the dancing whore, and their untimely love. If nothing lasts forever, then certainly somethings last a life time.

Torn doesn't think much of Jak he merely sees him as a useful tool to break the Baron's control of Haven City. But then one night Jak is gone. Full sum. inside! Rating for later chapters. CHAPTER 7 UP!

AUish, set after Jak2 but before Jak3. JakTorn yaoi, vampires. Torn is a vampire, hunted by vampire hunters. Now that the main danger is over, what happens now?

Series of Royai oneshots. [The Little Things] At the start of the day, Riza prepares for work, donning the uniform that has defined who she was since she first donned its heavy weight. Rizacentric.

NOW COMPLETE! RATING CHANGED. A whisper of another way to create the Philosopher’s Stone, a document titled 'The Philosopher’s Secret'. But the homunculi are after the stone as well, and there is very little they will not do to obtain it. Edwin, Royai

Edward Elric didn't care what happened to him, so long as the girl behind him remain unharmed...heavy spoilers for chapter 47. EdxWinry oneshot from a different POV.

Ten years after the Fall of the Military, one ambitious journalist is tracking down Blue Eyes, a famous photo from the Rush Valley Disaster. A photo of a girl with blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes...Edwin, Royai.

Ed's in the detention cell for breaking Kimblee's jaw. But why did he hit him in the first place? EdxWinry, oneshot. Some nasty words.

Winry always appeared delicate, but Ed knew appearances were deceiving. EdxWinry oneshot.

In trying to transmute his mother, Ed lost far more than he thought...does he have any chance for a happy ending? Angst EdxWinry oneshot, set after the movie.

Two best friends that share a disastrous apartment together find Agent Smith in their closet. The Agent comes to them bearing news that he lost something of great value. Could the girls and Smith find this special item? R&R please!

Oneshot on Wrath's threat to Ed during chapter 56 of the manga...EdWin, companion piece to 'Checkmate'.

His touch had bruised her...oneshot EdWinry

[RizaxRoy] Admist sickness and war, Riza still found time to long over that one prize she could never have... Complete!

Roy is reminded of his past when Gracia shares some photographs with him. Former HughesRoy, shounenai, spoilers for infamous Episode 25

Morality is a tricky subject in wartime, but the Padre finds himself at a spiritual impasse when he discovers Hawkeye and B.J. have found a fascet of peace in each other's arms.

Hughes' departure sours dessert. Preseries. RoyxHughes. Yaoi.

Harry is heartbroken over his lost relationship with Ron. He is now dating Oliver Wood. They begin to date, and Harry realizes that he still has feelings for Ron.

Unwanted and alone, Torn ventures into the Wastelands, leaving all behind. But what if what he is looking for is a lot closer to home than he thought? Becoming a Wastelander is not as 'fancy' as he would have preferred... JakxTorn.

Torn receives a journal from the one he loves... In it he writes everything that has happened to him - from when he joined the KG, to when Erol was killed for good. Set before Jak 2 and beyond. The consequences become more dire, as Torn fills the journal.

“SHE IS A MAID SEVERUS SNAPE! AND YOU! YOU ARE A DUKE! SHE IS NOTHING! NOTHING!” “She is everything to ME!” sshg

First things first, the title is crappy but please try the story out! Bakura and Marik want to know why they can't go to the basement. But Ryou told them they are not allowed to go there... So they decide on figuring it out on their own.. one shot!

Jimmy and Cindy find out a secret their parents have kept from them... something none of you will guess I think... and some secrets are revealed as well. COMPLETE!

Jak, Daxter, Tess, and Ashelin left 3 years ago to explore the universe with the Precursors. Left behind in Haven City, Dark Jak, Light Jak, Torn and Keira are miserable. Strangely, Jak comes back. Why has he returned so suddenly? DOUBLE UPDATE!

One shot. When Keira finds herself alone will her mind stay alert, or will it take her down the spiteful path of insanity? Not based on anything from the games, just a random drabble.

Keira is sick of getting the backseat when it comes to Jak... And when he moves on so does she. But was going to Jak's girlfriend's ex such a good idea? Everyone has to die sometime, but not those pure of soul... KeiraxTorn and some JakxAshelin.[Complete]

Everyone knew Heaven would fall one day. Because God is Love, and when Evil learns to love, well... that's when everything ends. A quasi-religious, probably blasphemous little ficlet with shounen-ai. Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura

When Erol makes the wrong mistakes in love, who will help him shake off the demons? And will his love come back to make his life a misery? Erolx? One shot.

[Oneshot] Mild Yaoi. The fight was unnecessary, the guilt is killing him. Torn needs to apologise. [Torn & Vin]

“Yeah, I really thought that we were goners this time. The KGs had Jak in a deadlock, I was bound and gagged, the Baron was having a field day smirking… but then… holy…”

Pain. Torture. Longing. Want. In Keira's opinion, if he wants to choose his path and be with her, he is no longer her problem. Will a bracelet, and a night at the Naughty Ottsel give Keira her shoulder to cry on? Keirax? JakxAshelin

[Complete] Sometimes, in order to let go, you need to relive the nightmare. Once untold, from their meeting to last moments. [Torn & Ashelin]

When Jak makes a few clumsly mistakes, will Torn realize that things aren't all as they appear? JakTorn, minor JxK and TxA

He'd look her in the eye when no one else did and she'd see LOVE. He loved her. He took care of her. He died for her. Yet she knows she can't trust him... because she loves him. CC, Claire's POV

Joint fic. What happens when you take love for granted? 3 men will soon find out the consequences, but whether its good or bad still leaves a lot to be desired. JakErrolTorn. One-shot.

What do you get when you have pink tutus, beer and heart boxers? The answer? A blimen' good time. Jak and the rest of the gang enjoy a night off, but Torn's timing is way off. Fic challenge from Filthy Animal from El Jay.

An answer to a fic challenge by shadows of flame over on Jak Fanfics on livejournal. warnings: MM, kidnapping and a creepy alcoholic Seem Finally, a reason to write DaxTorn. Guaranteed to send you running for the hills.

A fic challenge from Emera Took. When there's a karaoke night at the bar, what is the outcome? Who will win The rebel or the racer? Warning girly songs ahead XD.

[Oneshot] The kiss in the Wasteland left two very confused people. They meet up unexpectedly one stormy day. Time and people all mixed up. Praxis isn't dead! [Jak & Ashelin]

YAOI! Set during Jak 3. Right After Jak comes Back from the Wasteland. Torn is an alcoholic and Jak is confused. They talk it out and love appears. JakTorn.

He's been keeping secrets from his best friend. But that's okay, it goes two ways. Implied yaoi. Sorry Demz.

Rated for Yaoi. Don't like it, don't read. JakTorn. Edit added all chapters, changed title was The Expected Answer.

COMPLETE! What would have happened if Raoul had never existed? A retelling of The Phantom of the Opera...without Raoul. Note: this isn't a 'no plot' telling. There are many problems to overcome. Please read. EC

Another Valentines day eve... and Jak has a deadly secret. Dark wants to spill his secret. Jak has waited 3 years for the right day to confess - will this Valentines Day be it? Yaoi warning. Jakx? [One shot. revised edition]

This is a (JakTorn) story. It's rated PG because of some blood-gore and stuff later on.

JakTorn (THE GOODNESS) When Torn is taken by the Baron, and given an injection of Dark Eco- though in a different way -how will Jak take it? And what will happen to Torn? (This is yaoi(BoyxBoy) and if you don't like that, then don't read this.)

Every Tuesday night Ashelin and Tess go... somewhere. Torn sends Daxter out to investigate! Humor one shot. Rated for... you'll see.

Jak has gone insane while inside Baron Praxis' fortress receiving Dark Eco injections. My name is Jak, not that it really matters...not really. Not anymore. (AU) JakTorn !updated! I switched to 3rd person for a reason this ch.

Ever wonder why Vin is so jittery? Or how the Baron got the idea for the 'Dark Warrior' program? Vin fans delight! is completely focused on these two mysteries!

I thought so. Now, this is probably going to hurt some, but a heck of a lot less than your face peeling off will, so sit still." Now that I think about it, Torn isn't very reassuring. JakTorn!

(I died again. But Chapter SEVEN is up!) What if Vin hadn't died? If he had gotten through the Warp Gate in time? Will Jak be able to save him, or will he forget the scientist? Rated for language in later chapters.

Challenge ficcy from Karr. Poor Torn's got flu...and guess which blond haired babe has to look after him. JakxTorn fluff. R&R!

Even in the midst of despair, sometimes help comes from an unexpected quarter...Shounen-ai and thoughts of suicide. JakxTorn. Challenge fic from Lex. FLAME AND DIE!

Merry loves you. This is the only thing you know for certain. Slash. Merry Pippin.

Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??