My life is like an unsuccessful text post.

Exterminaaaate! EXTERMINAAAAAAAAATE!

Dobby is a free elf!

Get inside the TARDIS
See the stars beyond
Visit alien planets
Never hold a gun

Trust the Sonic in the Doctor’s hand
‘Cause when you land, there’s danger too
And an awful lot of running to do

You have to count the shadows
In the library
If you have more than one, though
There’s no way to flee

Life was so mundane before he came
Won’t be the same when you are through
There’s still awful lots of running to do

Regeneration stops my death
But it puts a new face on me
I can only hope they’ll trust me when I change
All the leaking energy in my breath
Leads the pilot-fish right to me
Fighting Sycorax in a bathrobe’s not so strange

DOCTOR WHO
You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
DOCTOR WHO
With all the strength of the great Judoon
DOCTOR WHO
and all the force of a raging Dalek
Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood

Time keeps getting weirder
As the TARDIS flies
Cracks in space and time there
Make you never alive

But when Rory dies, he is revived
As a Roman through and through
He’s got awful lots of running to do

DOCTOR WHO
You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
DOCTOR WHO
With all the strength of the great Judoon
DOCTOR WHO
And all the force of a raging Dalek
Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood

DOCTOR WHO
You must be swift as a Weeping Angel
DOCTOR WHO
With all the strength of the great Judoon
DOCTOR WHO
And all the force of a raging Dalek
Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’).

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.