Interesting Facts About Me:

~ I am obsessed with theater and acting

~ A few plays I am particularly obsessed with: American Idiot, RENT, Spring Awakening, Wicked, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Nightmare Before Christmas, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Anything Goes, Next to Normal, Bare: a Pop Opera, Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead, A Very Potter Musical, Chicago, Phantom of the Opera, Hairspray (yes, I know it's corny. that's the point)

~ I'm a big fan of My Chemical Romance, as well as other bands, and I will often make music references in my stories

~ I have a brother named Gabe, and he's alive, he's alive, he is SO alive . . .

~ I have started writing at least 5 books in my lifetime (not including a series of over 12 planned books and counting) . . . and have finished none

~ I cried when Angel died in RENT . . . no shame

~ I am a pyromaniac with an affinity for knives and a very dark and twisted mind. Please do not be alarmed if it shows in my stories, which it probably will. D

~ I have a gutter mouth. My advice? Just ignore it.

~ Music is my life, and my stories/titles will most likely incorporate my favorite songs/bands/singers

~ I have been known to name characters after my favorite actors/singers/writers etc

~ Stephen King is my hero . . . so is Dr. Seuss

~ I have a jump drive named Mimi (which contains many of my failed stories)

~ I have a laptop named Jackie (I dunno...)

~ I'm related to Papa Smurf (he's my Grandpa)

~ I usually write out numbers (like two instead of 2). Usually, the only exceptions are dates (eg- September 21, 1947) or really big numbers (eg- 525,600)

~ I am obsessed with Invader Zim, especially Gir

~My favorite actor is Steve the turtle, who just made his Broadway debut in AI xP

~ I am not just crazy: I am insane by choice. WOOT!

Names I Go By:

~Cassie

~Johnnie

~ Sandra

~ Maddie

~Jesus (of Suburbia)

~Moritz

~Mo

~Elphaba/Elphie

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I did it! I reached my goal of having five stories at least started by the end if December! (Pathetic goal, I know, but I have procrastination issues, heheh . . .) Now, for my New Year's Resolution: To work on stories at a faster pace and update often. Yeah, I think that'll work . . .

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"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

Hast du zu Nacht gebetet, Desdemona?

Quotes:

"Let's do it, I have a camera!" -Zack

"Do not be alarmed. We have cookies." -Iggy

"What happened? Water polo happened." -Iggy

"Will, dearie...it's not ok to urinate in your kitchen. Drunk or sober." -Marisa

"The zebra is a friendly!" -Marisa

"I'm not a man, I'm a Gabe." -Gabe

"But I'm not gay! I'm only half gay!" -Me

"SILENCE THAT BITCH, WILL!" -Marisa

"Tengo un gato en mis pantalones!"

Me: Guys think with their dicks.
Tori:Yeah, and girls like US, think with our pretend-dicks.

"Technically, we are still physically innocent. Mentally, we're disturbed. But physically innocent." -Me

"I mean every word I ever say ever, because I'm Harry Potter" -Harry Potter (Potter Puppet Pals)

"My parents are dead, I can't hold down a steady girlfriend, and I'm surrounded by fucking goblins and shit all the time! I mean, what the fuck?" -Harry Potter (Potter Puppet Pals)

"In an alternate bizarro universe, I bet they're still talking about all the shit that Evil Jesus did." -Seth McFarlene

"What kind of tomfoolery are you boys up to tonight?" -John Gallagher Jr

"A lot of you think I'm crazy, and I am. I have voices in my head. But they're speaking Spanish, and I have no idea what they're saying." -Daniel Tosh

"Not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile. But every pedophile has a mustache. Fact." -Daniel Tosh

"I don't know why they all wear their pajamas under their clothes. I assume their God wants them to be comfy." -Daniel Tosh (about Mormons)

"I don't have a pet but I dream of someday getting a pug dog whom I will name Croque Monsieur so that I may alternate between calling him Croque, Monsieur or his full name: Croque Monsieur. I'll more than likely only use his first and last name most often when he's been bad." -John Gallagher Jr

"I think I've always been bisexual. I mean, it's something that I've always been interested in. I think people are born bisexual, and it's just that our parents and society kind of veer us off into this feeling of 'Oh, I can't.' They say it's taboo. It's ingrained in our heads that it's bad, when it's not bad at all. It's a very beautiful thing." -Billie Joe Armstrong

"We put the 'fun' back in 'dysfunctional'." -Billie Joe Armstrong

"It was like, I'm proud to be a redneck and I was like, oh my God, why would you be proud of something like that? This is exactly what I'm against." -Billie Joe Armstrong (about Lynyrd Skynyrd song "That's How I Like It")

"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'" -Billie Joe Armstrong

"Green day is like sex, when we're good, we're really good, when we're bad . . . we're still pretty damn good." -Mike Dirnt

"Sex is how we control men. If they find out we want it too, we'll never get jewelry again." -Jackie (That 70s Show)

"I look at Christian and Gloria, and it's me. Gloria is one side: this person trying to hold on to this sense of belief, still trying to do good. Whereas Christian is deep into his own demons and victimizing himself over that." -Billie Joe Armstrong (on the link between the two main protagonists of 21st Century Breakdown and himself)

"Forget regret, or life is yours to miss" ~RENT

"I don't feel any shame, I won't apologize" ~American Idiot

"Take me for what I am, who I was meant to be." ~RENT

Kyle: Will, you look like hell.
Will: I can't say how you look. But if you look like you sound, you look like a jerk.
(Beastly)

Chef: Children! What did I tell you about drugs?
Stan, Kyle, & Cartman: That there's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college.
(Southpark)

Jensen: ”Misha! We’re missing the gay angel.”
Misha: “You mean gay as in happy, right?”
Jensen (throwing an arm around him): ”Yeah… Like happy.”

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." -Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight)

I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't.
Kurt Cobain

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
Stephen King

I may have a feather duster down my pants.
Johnny Depp

Can you speak one minute without we land in Hell again? I am sick of Hell!

~John Proctor (The Crucible)

Silence, Whippersnapper!

~The Wizard of Oz

Maureen: There's always going to be women in rubber flirting with me!

Angel: I am more of a man than you will ever be, and more of a woman than you will ever get.

Mark: The opposite of war isn't peace . . . it's creation!

Elizabeth: Good luck with your little con.
Peter: It's not a con.
Neal: Technically it is a con.
Peter: It's a sting.
Neal: Yeah, but 'sting' is just another word for- alright let's start the sting.
(White Collar)

Marisa: People, we need interaction or else...we'd all end up like Will.
Me: So? Will is awesome. Here, me and him can share a couch. That way we have at least one other person to talk to.

Gabe: *crying*
Dad: What's wrong?
Gabe: Jacob's stupid!
Dad: Gabriel, Jacob can't help that . . .

Red: What did you think it was?
Eric: What did you think it was?
Red & Kitty: What did you do?
Eric: What did you do?
(That 70s Show)

Buddy: Me? I'm not gay
Eric: You kissed me!
Buddy: ...Okay, so I'm gay
(That 70s Show)

"If you're happy and you know SHUT YOUR FACE!" -Sean Szaller

Ms. Nagel: How long is the reprise?
Sean: Twelve. Minutes. No, I'm just kidding.

Ms. Nagel: Use the 'F' word!
Me: *excited*
Ms. Nagel: Fun!
Me: *pissed* Fuck...

"It's on the tip of my brain!" -Sean (O'Donnell)

"I'd smash your face for six bucks and a Dr. Pepper." -Gerard Way

StOrIeS iN pRoGrEsS

(Note - titles, length, and ratings subject to change)

1) Don't Do Sadness - (multi-chap) Spring Awakening. Young Moritz Stiefel has run away from home, with no where left to turn, when his old friend Ilse Neumann shows up and offers him hope (sound familiar). Only this time, he says 'yes' to her offer. Estimated Rating: T

2) Whispering - (multi-chap) RENT. Simply put: Mimi's pregnant! Roger and Mimi start a family together. Very bad summary, I know. Estimated Rating: T

3) Years Have Gone So Fast - (multi-chap) American Idiot. Johnny runs into Whatsername one day years after leaving her for St. Jimmy. Estimated Rating: T

4) Letterbomb - (oneshot) American Idiot. Tunny and Will receive a rather confusing letter from Johnny. Estimated Rating: T

5) Those You've Known - (oneshot) American Idiot. Johnny begins having flashbacks of his past life . . . as Moritz Stiefel Estimated Rating: T

6) Somebody to Love - (multi-chap) American Idiot/N2N crossover. Gabe Goodman runs into someone new one night when picking Natalie up from a club. Estimated Rating: T

7) Soaked - (oneshot) American Idiot. A songfic to Soaked by Muse, about St. Jimmy. Estimated Rating: T

8) So Let That Be My Story - (multi-chap) Spring Awakening. A series of one-shots involving the characters. Estimated Rating: T

9) Turning Tables - (multi-chap) American Idiot. Jimmy has a girlfriend, and everyone's shocked. Estimated Rating: T

10) Say Your Prayers and Light a Fire - (multi-chap) American Idiot. There's a new favorite among St. Jimmy's disciples, and not everyone is happy about it... Estimated rating: T

11) Give Me Novacaine - (multi-chap) American Idiot. It's been a year since Heather left and took everything. Will has had trouble moving on, when somebody new brings hope. Estimated Rating: T

12) I Text a Postcard Sent to You - (multi-chap American Idiot. A series of one-shots showing email and text conversations between the characters. Estimated Rating: T

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

pAiRiNgS

RENT

Roger/Mimi; Collins/Angel; MoJo; Mark/Maureen (in stories taking place before RENT)

Spring Awakening

Melchior/Wendla; Moritz/Ilse; Anna/Georg; Hanschen/Ernst; Moritz/Martha; Melchior/Ilse; Otto/Mariana Wheelan; Ilse/Georg;Thea/Otto; Thea/Georg

American Idiot

Johnny/Whatsername; Tunny/Extraordinary Girl; Theo/Gloria (semi-OC); Gloria/Corbin; Gloria/Will; Gerard/Anna (OC); Will/Libby; Will/Lacey(OC); Will/Whatsername; Will/Heather; St Jimmy/Heather; St Jimmy/ Whatsername; and, even though I don't really know how it got started, I kinda like SaintJesus

Next to Normal

Henry/Natalie; Dr/Dr; Diana/Madden; Diana/Dan; Diana/Fine; Gabe/Henry

Firefly

Mal/Inara; Kaylee/Simon; Zoe/Wash

Vampire Diaries

Damon/Elena; Bonnie/Jeremy; Stefan/Elena; Caroline/Tyler; Matt/ Caroline; Stefan/Katherine

Crossovers

Mark/Whatsername; Jimmy/Collins; Jimmy/Gabe; Johnny/Natalie

Of All Time

Steve/Stacy

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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be a stupid, stuck up, whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
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I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
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I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
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I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick (or have green skin)
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like cats, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I'm into Sign Language, so I MUST be Deaf.

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