A/n: Following the trend and writing a fic with a bit of Billie Joe Broadway hate.
St James's studio
Tony Vincent: No, No! Joshua! You do St Jimmy all wrong!
Joshua Kobak: Yes, Mister Vincent. What is wrong now?
Tony: I think it's the hair. It needs to be half gone.
Joshua: *whimpers* but but… *touches his hair softly*
Tony: wow, you're never gonna be St Jimmy material! What if I do leave for my music? My fans are calling for it.
Lizsername: WE'RE WAKING IN OUR SLEEP!
StJimmyHasSinned: CHASING BROKEN DREAMS!
Tony: You see!
Joshua: Yes, Mister Vincent.
*Tony's phone starts ringing*
Tony: Hello? Yes, sis? Oh…oh…I'll come. I have to ask. Yes, right away, yes. Yes…ok…ok…bye, love you.
Joshua: Everything alright, Mister Vincent?
Tony: uh…ya. Ya, everything's alright…
Michael Mayer's office
Billie Joe Armstrong: Well, that's how you'll get the money!
Michael Mayer: All 3 of you? No…
Billie Joe: Fine, me as St Jimmy at least?
Michael: Well, since you are the writer of this play…
Billie Joe: Thank you!
Michael: I gotta tell Tony. He needs to know.
Billie Joe: Fuck it; I'll convince him to sex me.
Michael: Billie, you both have wives.
Billie Joe: Your point…?
Michael: *roll his eyes*
Couple hours later
Tony Vincent: Uh, Michael, can we talk?
Michael Mayer: Ya, you alright, buddy?
Tony: There are some family problems at my home. I have to go to New Mexico for a while. Please, Michael…
Billie Joe Armstrong: *comes in all glitz up* YES I DON'T HAVE TO CONVINCE HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!
Tony: What?
Michael/Billie: *shoves him out the door with Aspen*
Aspen Vincent: WAIT WHAT!
New Mexico
Tony's sister: *runs up to Tony* *gives him a huge hug* There's my big brother.
Tony Vincent: *kisses her cheek while she's in her arms* How you doing?
Sister: I'm doing ok. Well, come on, the family is inside.
Family: ANTHONY!
Tony: *smiles* it's great to be back with the Italians.
Aspen Vincent: *falls on the couch* It's great to get pamper.
Tony's other sister: OH ASPEN! LOOK AT YOU DEAR! YOU NEED TO DE STRESS!
Aspen: Ah…
St James's theater
Annoying fan girls: BILLIE BILLIE BILLIE!
Billie Joe Armstrong: *performing* MY NAME IS JIMMY AND YOU BETTER NOT WEAR IT OUT!
Joshua Kobak: Psh and Tony says I sucked…
Billie Joe: OH BABY BABY IT'S FUCK TIME!
Girls: OMG BILLIE I LOVE YOU!
Invisible girl: BRING BACK TONY! *gets attack* HELP!
Joshua: My god, shouldn't we help her?
Billie Joe: *coming off stage* Shut up, Kobak.
Joshua: Yes, Mister Armstrong. *Billie Joe walks away* why must I have to obey the St Jimmys?
Michael Mayer: *pats his shoulder* Sorry, bud.
Joshua: *tears up* FOR ONCE!
Michael: *sighs*
New Mexico
One week later
Sister: You have to leave so soon? Tony, please.
Tony Vincent: I-I…I can't…stay…my fans…
Lizsername: *crying* TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
StJimmyHasSinned: *on aim with Liz* Hey I'm Tony.
Invisible girl: Billie Joe sucked….
Fan girls: THERE SHE IS!
Tony: You see?
Other Sister: But, Aspen needs more relaxing.
Aspen Vincent: *smiling* Come on, Tony…Michael won't mind.
Tony: *calls up Michael* Hey, it's alright to stay back, right? Oh, thanks!
Sister: *smiles* Yay, I want to be with you more.
Tony: Aspen move over, I need de stress.
Aspen Vincent: Oh, come over here, babe. Get out sisters!
*Sisters getting out*
Tony: *smiles* *takes off his shirt*
Invisible girl/StJimmyHasSinned/Lizsername: TONY!
Tony: girls…
Lizsername: Sorry….
Invisible Girl: Hate you Aspen.
Aspen: I get that a lot.
Outside the room
Sister: What are they doing?
Other sister: *shrugs*
Aspen: Oh, Tony, fuck me!
Sister/other sister: We are gonna be aunts soon.
St James's Studio
Billie Joe: Fuck ya, everyone loves me.
Alysha Umpress: OMG, Billie Joe *falls down*
Michael Esper: *fans himself*
Miguel: *coughs* I'm still here!
Michael Esper: Sorry, you're married.
Billie Joe: Fuck ya…Everyone loves me la la la la!
Michael Mayer: *on the phone* No problem, Tony.
Billie Joe Armstrong: What's up?
Michael Mayer: Tony's gotta stay still. Now I need to fill in.
Alysha/Libby/Leslie: BILLIE JOE!
Ben/Theo/Declan: ME!
Joshua Kobak: MY TIME TO SHINE! EVERYTHING'S COMING TO JOSHHHH!
All the guys: God, dammit….
Girls: EW, Josh?
Billie Joe: How about me?
Joshua: FUCK YOU CUMSLUT!
Billie Joe: Yes, Mister Kobak.
Joshua: hehe FINALLY!
Michael Mayer: We still need a sub.
Chase/Andrew: *run in late* Hey, guys, what did we miss?
Michael Mayer: You two Jimmy subs for Joshua if out!
Chase/Andrew: Sure!
Joshua: MY NAME IS ST JOSHUA! AND YOU BETTER NOT WEAR IT OUT!
Cast members: Jesus of suburbia….
John Gallagher Jr: Yes?
One week later
Tony Vincent: Hey guys, I'm back!
Cast: OMG TONY!
Rebecca Naomi Jones: Hey guys, we're going on New Year's show. Tony, you're not allowed.
Tony: *sighs* I know
Joshua: Hey! Tony!
Tony: JOSUHA! How was it being St Jimmy!
Joshua: Very well, Mister Vincent.
Tony: Don't need to call me that anymore. I'm quitting soon.
Joshua: EVERYTHING'S COMING TO—
Tony: Shut up, please.
Joshua: Yes, mister—I mean Tony!
Lizsername: TONY DON'T LEAVE!
*all fan girls go tweeting*
Michael Mayer: Tony? You're leaving?
Tony: Yep, I'll stay till Dec 30th.
Later on that day
Bono: Gosh, I need to beat Green Day at something. They always are UGH! Now a Broadway show; how do I ever beat that?
Julie Taymor: Let's do a show….to Spider-Man
Matthew James Thomas: *gets hurt* OH FUCK!
Bono: We need to steal an actor from American Idiot; make Green Day worst and worst…
Joshua Kobak: *walking out*
Bono: YOU!
Joshua: Me?
Bono: Yes, you! How would you like to be part of Spider-Man?
Joshua: Didn't one of your actors just fall 30 feet?
Bono: *mutters to himself* Dammit *Back to Joshua* Yes, well, we have better safety. You would be the lead too.
Joshua: *calls Michael Mayer* I'm leaving Dec 12th!
Bono: Good boy…
St James
Michael Mayer: Dammit, Tony and Joshua are leaving. BILLIE JOE!
Billie Joe Armstrong: Yes, bitch?
Michael: You're back in for 2 months!
Billie Joe: WOOT!
Tony Vincent: *face palms* you're gonna get killed Joshua!
Joshua Kobak: No! Bono told me it's safe
Billie Joe: You believe that mother fucker?
Declan Bennet: You guys wrote a song together…
Billie Joe: Your point?
Joshua: See ya!
Tony: *sighs* Well, I'm going
Lizsername: *crying at the December 19th show*
StJimmyHasSinned: *pats Liz* we'll make it through
INvIsIbLe: Lucky bitches…
2011
Joshua Kobak: *falls 30 feet* FUCK YOU BONO!
Bono: *chuckles*
Tony Vincent: *in the studio recording*
Andrew Call: MY NAME IS JIMMY AND YOU BETTER NOT WEAR IT OUT!
Chase Peacock: HELL TO THE NO BITCH!
Aspen Vincent: Hey guys, I'm pregnant
Sisters: YES!
A/N: To StJimmyHasSinned and invisible!
Hope you guys like! So worth getting in trouble; I'm dead by my parents.