It appears you have stumbled upon my profile. Have fun with it.

Name: Amilla Evelan. Not my real name, obviously. May change it to NatalyaCat

Age: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 9001

Location: *looks at a map* Yeah, I'm right about there.

Stuff I Like: *deep breath* Avatar: TLA, Legend of Korra, Hetalia, Harry Potter, My Little Pony FiM, BBC Sherlock and Sherlock Holmes in general, Pokemon, Game of Thrones, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Lord of the Rings, watched part of Death Note, Bionicle, Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, Mario, Maximum Ride, Phantom of the Opera, Ouran High School Host Club, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, etc.

Pairings: One day I will list all the pairings that I like. When that day comes, I will fill up half my profile with all of them. Today is not that day.

Quotes:

"SON OF A POTATO FARMER WIELDING AN AXE!" my awesome friend

"Go get mauled by a hippo." same friend

seeing that friend has two dollars* "Hey, you should give me a dollar"

"No"

pause*

"Hey, you should give me a dollar"

"No! I would eat a dollar before I would give it to you!"

"So eat a dollar and give the other one to me."

"You know, that actually makes sense" Me and one of my friends (Who has, in fact, eaten a dollar before)

"Just EAT the freaking TATER TOT!" friend to another friend who WON'T EAT THE FREAKING TATER TOT.

"I will stab you in the jugular with a rusty wooden spoon!" Sweedyk :P

"You, my friend, are a few plums short of a fruit pie." Momo, A:TLA

"Who knew floating on a piece of driftwood for three weeks with no food or water and sea vultures waiting to pluck out your liver could make one so tense!" Iroh, A:TLA

Random stuff:

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

There is no I in TEAM, but there is a U in MURDER.

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"What's behind this door? -opens it- ...another door. Hilarious."

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
"So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

They locked you in?"
"No, I locked THEM out! Why must you always see these things backwards?"

Famous Last Words

Hey, watch this!

Poke it with a stick, see if it's dead.

What could possibly go wrong?

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

I've got a great idea!

Where'd you put the bomb?

RUN!!

Hey, that looks like fun!

I wonder what this does...

Red or blue, red or blue...?

Oh, crap.

Why's it bubbling?

Okay, on three!!

Guys, you gotta see this!!

ALSO! on deviantART, I am known as TMHPM. You can find me here: http:///

Stories:

I get a ridiculous amount of story ideas. It's crazy, man. However, I probably won't post all the fanfics I've ever written because...well...there are some things that go on in my brain...

Anyway. These are my current multichapter fics I have up.

Roidlocke: Pokemon/Hunger Games crossover, based on Pokemon White. Hilda White is shocked and terrified when she is chosen to participate in the Hunger Games. However, something bigger is brewing, centering around her strange fellow tribute N. Most likely will have FerrisWheelShipping. Eventually. This is also my main project at the time.

Percy Jackson and the One Ring: As the Ringwraiths hunt for the One Ring, Sauron summons three demigods from another world to help with the search. However, Percy, Nico, and Thalia have a different idea. PJO/LOTR. Takes place after TLO. ON HIATUS

Phoenix: The girl raised by Itex to be the perfect weapon against the flock has just been set free. Will she go against Itex and join Max, or will she fulfill the "destiny" she was created for? ALSO ON HIATUS

One of the two major fanfic ideas that I've had is now up and running. Here is a summary of the other.

Elementary: BBC Sherlock. Watson has just returned home from war in Afghanistan, only to find himself tangled up in the murder of one of his close friends and being stuck caring for his young son, Sherlock. Some serious plot mixed in with fluffy cuteness that seems to follow a little Sherlock everywhere.

Enjoy yourself, read my stories, review, and don't let the aliens abduct you.

Amilla Evelan