I'm a Christian girl with no life, as shown below.

If anyone wants me to beta read his/her story, PM me. I'd love to help.

random quotes:

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." Mark Twain

"Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka."Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

"It's... A GIANT MUSHROOM! Maybe it's friendly!! Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!" Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

"I am not Toph. I am MELON LORD! MUAHAHAHA!" Toph (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

"Don't answer to Twinkletoes. It's not manly!" Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

"Who lit Toph on fire?" Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

"My first girlfriend turned into the moon."
..."That's rough, buddy." Sokka & Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

"Be the leaf!" Meelo (The Legend of Korra)

"The morning is evil." Korra (The Legend of Korra)

"I told you dating a teammate was a bad idea."
"You're a bad idea!" Mako and Bolin (The Legend of Korra)

"You're pretty. Can I have some of your hair?" Meelo (The Legend of Korra)

"Evil beware. We have waffles." Raven (Teen Titans)

"This is MY book, and I'm gonna READ IT." Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

"I was elected because I know how to think outside the box. Which means I can also think inside the chimney. Can you think inside a chimney?" Chancellor Puddinghead (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

"Don't ruin my story with your logic." Richard Castle (Castle)

"One day they love us because we're unique. The next we're in jail because we're different." Knuckles (Sonic X)

"Yes, you're very smart. Shut up." Grandpa (The Princess Bride)

"Go back ta bed, you overgrown sausage!" Gobber (How to Train Your Dragon)

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile." Hiccup (How to Train Your Dragon)

"For all I know, I'm killing you."
"Well, can you hurry it up, please?"
"No. Shut up and eat your pears." Katniss and Peeta (Hunger Games)

"You've got about as much charm as a dead slug." Haymitch (Hunger Games)

"Wear pink. It confuses the enemy." Lyll Allerion (DragonKnight)

"Contact with the floor in this test will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your testing record, followed by death." GLaDOS (Portal)

"So how are you holding up? Because I'M A POTATO." GLaDOS

"Holmes vs. Moriarty...Aristotle vs MASHY SPIKE PLATE!" Wheatley

"I never imagined my destiny would be to be flattened by a walking zoo." Pohatu Nuva (Bionicle)

"And the moral of the story is...?" "Travel with berries." Onua and Kopaka Nuva

"Has anyone else noticed that every time we go underground, something really bad happens?"Lewa

"Now what will come out of this? A new mask of power? Some tooth-claw creature? A Matoran marching band?" Lewa (Bionicle)

"Right. I can tell from the bat wings and the leeches that you three are just all happy-smiles and rainbows." Lewa (Bionicle)

"This is weird...'Makuta comes up and gives you a hug' weird..." Hahli Mahri

"Sorry about that. I was practicing. Are you alright?"
"I would be... If you weren't standing on me."Kopaka and Pohatu Mata

"I work alone."
"By choice, or just 'cause no one can stand you?" Kopaka and Pohatu Mata

"But destiny, for whatever reason, gave me this mask. There has to be a reason for that."
"Destiny has a sense of humor?"
"I think I am supposed to have it. I'm not going to give it up yet. Besides, flying's kind of fun."
"Wonderful. They can deep-carve that on our memorial stones --'But at least Nuparu had fun.'" Nuparu and Kongu Inika

"Then it may be unstoppable. Prepare, brothers and sister, for what may be our final battle"

"And happy-cheer is here again."Vakama and Matau Metru

"Good old Velika. Never use two words when 127 will do." Kazi (Bionicle)

"Five of us, 5000 of them. I like your idea of fair odds, Hahli." Kongu (Bionicle)

"So, if we lose, everyone quick-dies. And if we win, everyone quick-dies. Oh, those Great Beings and their wacky sense of humor." Lewa (Bionicle)

"-also I'm on a lily pad in the middle of the freaking ocean." Linda (Sketches and Scars)

"Look at me! I'm a pancake! Pancake, pancake, pancake! Where's my friend the waffle?" from my brother's story. (leveluplewa)

"RANDOM NOISE!!!" my (semi-crazy-in-a-good-way) friend

"Okay, now, you can talk about your story without any more interrupt-OH MY GOSH, those things BOUNCE! MOVE!!" my crazy guy friend

"I don't think this is a good idea." "What are you saying? It's a GREAT idea!" "What's so great about it?" (awkward silence) "Look, it's not a BAD idea!" me and my brother.

Okay...bored writer is bored, and I found this, so..yeah. Read it if you want.

Name six ships you love:

1) Makorra (The Legend of Korra)

2) TahuxGali (Bionicle)

3) JacklexTira (NiGHTS into Dreams.../SoulCalibur)

4) Kataang (Avatar: the Last Airbender)

5) Zelink (The Legend of Zelda)

6) JallerxHahli (Bionicle)

Three ships you liked, but don't anymore:

7) NiGHTSXReala (NiGHTS into Dreams)

8) KopakaxGali (Bionicle)

9) Zutara (Avatar: the Last Airbender)

Three ships you hate:

10) LinkxDark Link

11) TahuxKopaka

12) LewaxOnua

Two ships you're curious about, but don't actually ship:

13) Borra (The Legend of Korra)

14) Masami (The Legend of Korra)

Why do you dislike #11 (TahuxKopaka) so much?

1. I have a natural aversion to slash in general, 2. I see absolutely nothing remotely resembling romantic attraction between them, and 3. Just...ew.

Who do you know that ships #13 (Borra)?

Probably about half of the shipping Korra fanbase.

What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3 (JacklexTira)?

...ummmm, I guess if Tira became a Nightmaren and joined Jackle in traumatizing children while cackling insanely.

Which is your favorite episode for #1 (Makorra)? Try to pick just one.

Just one? Hmm...I guess I'll go with "The Revelation". Sure, it was pretty much established in "The Spirit of Competition", but "Revelation" had them waking up on each other and freaking out. I liked it better when it was hinted at and Bolin wasn't around to make me feel guilty.

How long have you been following couple #6 (JallerxHahli)?

Um, I guess once I saw Hahli put the flower on Jaller's mask. So, since I was nine?

What's the story with #8 (KopakaxGali)? Why did you stop liking them/caring?

Well, I think it was because all the fics I could find for it either took the characters and twisted them all out of character. And apparently you can't ship Kopaka and Gali without making Tahu an idiot and a jerk.

Which ship do you prefer - #2 (TahuxGali) or #4 (Kataang)?

TahuxGali. I just really like ships that fight a lot.

You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 (LinkxDark Link) or #12 (LewaxOnua)

Hmm, this is difficult. I think LinkxDark Link, because my mind has been permanently scarred by fanart of that.

What interests you about #14 (Masami)?

I don't know, really. I guess because we don't know much about Asami yet, and she's been nothing but sweet and generous so far. And I guess because Mako is hilariously awkward around her.

When did you stop liking #7 (NiGHTSxReala)?

Again, reading fanfiction of it. I started liking it because of all the angst it offered, but then I found fanfiction and it all ended with either one of them changing sides (which would never happen) or it was just really depressing.

Did your waning interest in #9 (Zutara) kill your interest in the show?

just finished rewatching the entire series* Ahaha, no.

What's a song that reminds you of #5 (Zelink)?

Uhh... I guess "You're Still You" by Josh Groban. I don't really know why.

Which of these ships do you love the most?

...Are you serious.

Well, I guess Makorra, since it's the only pairing that hasn't been confirmed as endgame canon or not.

Which do you dislike the most?

TahuxKopaka.

If you could have any two pairings double-date, which would they be? (Even better if they're from different shows.)

Kataang and Zelink.

Did #4 (Kataang) have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?

HECK YES!

What would make you start shipping #13 (Borra)?

Bolin would have to mature and Mako would decide he likes Asami more than Korra. Oh, and Asami would have to be more developed.

If only one could happen, which do you prefer - #2 (TahuxGali) or #6 (JallerXHahli)?

Wellll...if only one could happen, I guess I'd prefer JallerxHahli. It's just too cute to not happen!

You have the power to decide the fate of #10 (LinkxDark Link). What happens to them?

Dark Link is utterly destroyed and Link marries Zelda.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 2/3s of you people that read this won't repost

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this