Hello people !

So, I'll go straight to the point. I'm French, but I principally write English fanfictions. I love watching movies and series. My favorite movies are from the Marvel Cinematographic Universe (I have been obsessed about Marvel, especially about Loki, for two years now. Wow, that's a long time \o/). I watch, like, a billion series (Game Of Thrones, The Vampire Diaries, How I Met Your Mother, Once Upon A Time, Grey's Anatomy, Agents of SHIELD, Arrow, The Walking Dead, Pretty Little Liars, Sherlock, The Big Bang Theory, Hart Of Dixie... No, I don't spend my entire days in front of my laptop). I read mangas too, well, not so much right now, but who knows, maybe it'll come back sometimes.

I hate spoiling people, but I'm sooooo addicted to being spoiled. I like yaoi (what am I saying ? I love yaoi), but I mostly read them, I never write them myself.

I write original stories, but I never publish them. I want to be a writer later (I also want to live in Narnia in a balloon-shaped house full of candies, feeding only with corn and olives, living with my bestfriend Winnie the Pooh, my shrink Patrick Jane and my two eagles Bubble and Pastis, who take care of everything while I can play Tetris on my Game Boy color all day. The answer to your question is no, I never get tired of writing total crap). More seriously (here comes the serious part!) I often say that I want to be JK Rowling when I grow up (don't tell me you were actually expecting me to be serious), not because she's rich (although, I wouldn't say no to that), but because everyone has heard of her work.

Before you read me, I must warn you about my sanity. I sometimes write serious, sad, tragic stuffs, with a lot of drama and tears, and then, I break it all with a nasty joke.

My motto is: if something is funny enough to be thought, it needs to be said. Which is pretty convenient, as the worst jokes in the world tend to come out of my mouth.

Ok, there it is. Oh, also, I'm afraid of clowns and whales (actually, every creature living in the sea), I'm weirdly fascinated by spiders, I can cry on demand, I don't like vacation or staying at home all day, I like broccolis and coffee, I hate Edward Norton, I worship british and australian accents, my favorite colors are blue and green, I love rain and snow and walking when it's Sunday at dawn and there's no one in the streets, I'm into boys with long hair, I have a billion favorite songs, my kingdom is Tumblr, and my religion is .

Nice day everyone ! :D

My Tumblr is here.