The one where two super-soldiers corner their favorite genius in a public bathroom, Tony sets someone else's lab on fire, the team finds sex tapes, a certain metal arm keeps mysteriously breaking, and everyone should have listened to Natasha the first time around.

Nearly a year and a half after the Accords, the Avengers are split beyond repair, with Steve looking to reclaim Bucky and Tony struggling to keep his team and his company afloat. When news of the dangerously powerful Infinity Stones reaches the factions, however, it comes time for the Avengers to resolve their differences or risk the destruction of their universe.

(Adopted from Kudakano.) People grow.

The complete Lock and Key Trilogy, in all its unfinished glory.

Loki turns away with tears sliding down his face, oblivious to the miniscule slip of his magic; he doesn't sense the inevitable, almost inaudible rustle of cloth against air, and a flicker of forest green against gold. But Thor does. And Thor, whose deep blue eyes flash open and widen with shock and desperate hope, silently mouths his not-brother's name.