When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

The 2015 unfinished version of WTT, since enough people said they wanted it reposted and preserved.

Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.

Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.

Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?

Gilderoy Lockhart landed himself in St Mungo's after his 'Cornish Pixies' class. Where can a headmaster now find another Defence teacher, one who's knowledgeable beyond doubt, willing to face the curse on the position, and available to start in a few days? In Nurmengard, that's where.

One shot. Harry Potter and his crime fighting partner get another assignment. But his partner has doubts about his usefulness. Harry has to use a secret resource to prove his partner wrong. Non epilogue compliant. Rating for occasional F bombs.

"DETENTION!" Through the eyes of Severus Snape, we see the evolving relationship between the two students he always has in detention. The two students that will forever be the death of him and disgust him. Secretly though, he does like them.

What does a worn out Harry Potter sacrifice to protect his enemies daughter against the anger of the victorious light side and the scheming pureblood society? (Oneshot)

Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

Astoria would do just about anything to ensure her place beside Harry Potter. (Death by Quill submission)

"You're bleeding." His father looked stricken. "Oh." Percy realized, his voice detached. "It's my blood, isn't it? I'm the one bleeding."

Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).

It's an endless cycle of pain and fantasy. She's loved so much that she thinks maybe love is never fated to be for her. He's torn apart by the war. He's got a life established, friends and family and a whole life to look forward to. But he remembers. The beautiful island, her face, his promise, the feelings that he'd felt while holding her hand, when she kissed him on the forehead.

One-shot (might add another chapter if people like it). I'm ignoring a few facts and rules that the up-to-date fans know, but it's if the old Acnologia, Igneel and little Natsu came through the Eclipse Gate during the Grand Magic Games. It's intense, sad and has a small fight scene, but also has the typical Fairy Tail goofiness we all love. Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.

[Oneshot] Parody! Humor! Harry is called to Dumbledore's office to find out that Draco Malfoy is a Veela and Harry is supposedly his mate? This Harry isn't going to go along with it though. He has a plan and goes to get help from a knowledgeable friend. No Slash.

Two-shot. Goku meets his mother in Otherworld.

Pure-blood Culture: Heiress Daphne Greengrass thinks she is nothing more than a bit of sport to Heir Harry Potter. He's fully prepared to prove to everyone that he's serious.

Seven years after the fall of Voldemort Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. His love life, and everything else, is an absolute mess. Everyone around him seems to be moving ahead with their lives but he isn't moving. Eventually he finds someone to remind him of things he has forgotten and things he treasures. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Because Calypso knew... She knew he'd leave her. She knew he'd forget. "No man ever finds Ogygia twice." That is, until he came back to her. And everything changed.

Harry falls through the Veil instead of Sirius and goes back in time. ONE-SHOT

Harry's dead again, but instead of passing on Death gives him an option; view eight possible futures and pick one to return to the land of the living. People from Harry's past help him with the visions. Which one will he pick? And will he be happy with his choice? AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Harry looked hard at her for a moment, and then asked "what would you do if I was your friend?" The question took her totally off-guard and she stared at him for a few seconds. Then, in a strange voice, she replied "I don't know Potter."

At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

What happened next? This is a sequel of sorts to Runaway..?, without which this won't mean much to you.

After Harry gets hit with the killing curse again, it bounces back, and Voldemort must retreat, but Harry also disappears. Three years later the Dark Lord is back, and a mysterious man named James Ruoivas has come to Hogwarts. Who is he?

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!