'Sup, my name's Kami Nytha (not really, just a pen name). I'm female and a student (and hopefully a good writer). I have a bunch of ideas for stories and stuff and I hope to put them up. There might be a stretch of time between stories but most are one-shots. For the few multi-chaps I will try to be consistent though I can't promise anything. I'm always interested in hearing from people, so feel free to send me a message--it will most likely make my day.

I will run most of my story ideas past some of my friends before posting to: a) ensure they don't suck, and b) have them looked over for mistakes and stuff.

My Favorite Shows are: iCarly, Life With Derek, Bones, Psych, Warehouse 13, NCIS, CSI (Las Vegas and NY), Gilmore Girls, Fringe, Lie to Me, The Mentalist, The Big Bang Theory, Castle, Fairly Legal, Farscape, Leverage, Suits, Doctor Who

The pairings I support are: Sam and Freddie, Casey and Derek, Edwin and Lizzie, Booth and Brennan, Angela and Hodgins, Shawn and Juliet, Jane and Lisbon, Beckett and Castle, John and Aeryn, The 9th/10th Doctor and Rose, and Cal and Gillian. There are others but those are the ones I will include in my stories/write about (not that I necessarily have a story all planed out for each). I watch many shows and support many, many pairings and am not gonna list them all (especially since probably no one cares/will read this anyway).

Quotes ( I don't really expect anyone to read them all but they are funny so if you're really bored...):

I've learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, and others from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me. -- Dr. Seuss

Please copy and paste this onto your profile if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the face, expect a punch in the face. 93% of people won't post this...Why? Because...they probably need a punch in the face.

Star Wars is like duct tape, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together!

Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.

People always say "It's always the last place you look"...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?

The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites"

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!

I didn't lose my mind - I sold it on E-Bay!

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

I'm a palm reader: Gasp! You're going to die! But don't worry, you'll live through it.

There are two types of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.

Guys: No shirt, no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

Dying is just nature's way of saying: "Hey! You're not alive anymore!"

Most lies about blondes are false.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

If at first you don't succeed: cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Guys are like lava lamps; they're fun to look at, but just not so bright

When life gives you lemons throw them back and say, “I wanted apples you idiot!”

A well-aimed apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

We all live in flocks of socks- one moment we are in pairs- the next the dryer has stolen the other sock… DON'T BE THE DRYER

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Confucius say 'man who live in glass house, change clothes in basement'.

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Someone told me to get a life, but I'm not sure where to download that.

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Unfortunately, stupidity isn't a crime so you’re free to go.

Attitude problem? I don’t have a problem with my attitude.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure…

I'm going to live forever! Or die trying!

Well-behaved women don't make history.

Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

When you're at a store, go to the gun department and look at the guns. When someone asks if they can help you, ask where the anti-depressants are.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.

Don't get mad; get sadistic.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.

Fences around cemeteries are foolish, for those inside can't get out and those outside don't want to go in.

French might be the language of love, but German is the language of anger.

I'd rather beg for forgiveness than ask permission.

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask 'Why me?' Then a voice answers 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

Heaven doesn't want me, Hell is afraid I'll take over, and the earth has a restraining order.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they're not there for you the first time, chances are you won't need them again.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day, and, for the record, tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Rome didn't create an empire by having meetings- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

Suicide is another way of telling God 'You can't fire me- I QUIT!!'

Stress: a condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it.

Why is it when we talk to God it's called 'praying' but when God talks back, we're put in a straight jacket?

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never attempted to nail jell-o to a tree.

Don't regret doing bad things - regret getting caught.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

If it's zero degrees out today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be?

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits that he’s lost?

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

I find "good morning" contradictory

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep in til noon

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip and slide.

Warning: If zombies chase us I'm tripping you

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Aw darn, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(…and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But that's 'just' a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(damn it! I wanted to save time)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery after taking.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to…? Use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Aw! but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
The wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Fine, go ahead!, Destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are, what you’ve done, and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Well, Thats all for now. If I think of anything else...