If you're interested, I have an account on fictionpress.com. TheInsanityOfOdile is my name there.

ooooOOOO Welcome to my profile! Prepare to scroll like your life depends on it! :D OOOOoooo

About Me:

Likes: Twilight, Death Note, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, cosplay, purple, anime, nail polish, bananas, reading, music, chatting, roleplaying, gum

Dislikes: oranges, seagulls, posers, snobs, haters, when stuff gets stuck to my feet

Music: Fall Out Boy, Imogen Heap, Evanescence, Paramore, Blood On the Dancefloor, ACDC, Muse, Incubus, Sound Garden, My Chemical Romance, Eminem, Jack Off Jill, etc. etc.

Morals: Music and roleplaying are my two passions. I don't like being told off, but I'll gladly express my opinions in an explosive way to anyone if I feel like it. I hate stereotypes and generalizations, but I have them anyway.

My Forums:

http://www.fanfiction.ws/myforums/TheGirlInTheShadows32810/2283737/

FUN STUFF:

YOUR REAL NAME:
Amber (YOU AREN'T KNOWING MY LAST NAME YOU STAKERS!)

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Ambeizzle (...?)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Purple Penguin (XD, heck yes!)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)
Gloria Egret (That's a perfect soap opera name!)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters Of your first name)
Joham (That kinda sound normal...)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Pink Gatorade (XD wtf?!)

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Mhglwre (Its sounds like a war cry.)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Ewok (that sounds racist)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM NAME: (both parents' middle names)
Deanne Newcomb (yeah... that would suck XD)

YOUR GHETTO NICKNAME: (favorite ice cream flavor and favorite type of cookie)
Oreo Macadamia (sounds like a hooker...)

YOUR STRIPPER NAME: (favorite female/animal cartoon character and sibling's middle name)
Bambi Lemai (how ironic! XD)

YOUR PIRATE NAME: (random color and random pirate accessory)
Yellow Eye Patch (it doesn't even sound cool! TTTT)

Stupid Things! Things in bold are the things I've done... haha. Out of 100 I have done 87... O.O XD

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it.
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking.
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking.
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head.
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself.
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand.
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull.
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push.

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion.
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else.
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs. (daily)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave. (marshmallow soup! :D)
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair.
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it.
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on. (my best friend didn't even bother telling me!)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door.
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else.
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.
26. It has taken you longer than 5 minutes to get a joke. (one time it took me like hours, and when I finally got, I laughed so hard my mom was concerned)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan.
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.
30. Said o'clock after saying how many minutes after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock.

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it. (all the freaking time!)
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in.
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.
39. Walked into a pole.
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident.

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house.
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on.
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small.(in Claire's, I had to get it off before the lady noticed)
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it.
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. Have poked yourself in the eye.
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair.

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test. (hmmm like this one? :D)
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil.
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on.
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.
59. Hit "reply all" on an email.
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie.

61. Done the Macarena, the Electric Slide, Cha-Cha Slide, Cupid Shuffle, or some other embarrassing dance in public. (many times, at school)
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it.
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence.
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person.
65. Didn't do the back side of an assignment because you looked at the back and forgot about it.
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions. (my geometry teach gave us a test like that!)
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught.

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face.
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb.
73. Ran into a door jam.
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it.
76. Have purposely licked playground sand. (I LOVE to lick things! XD)
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band.
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't.
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people.
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out.

81. Put duct tape on your/ someone else's head then pulled it off.
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again.
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil. (I do it when I'm reading sometimes, too)
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper.
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours.
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs.
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before.
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

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I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you act completely, well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is if you use actually Edward Elric short rants on whoever calls you short. Crazy is making a chatroom so you can spend hours having a conversation with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

No globe at all in my house.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 57, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

New Moon- in

3. What can you hear right now?

My ceiling fan. Its going "whur whur whur..."

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Hi Harely!

Harely: *whines*

What a conversation.

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

The Mighty Bee

6. Type your name with your elbow.

amhbeer4 -I almost got it!

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

I failed at typing my name with my elbow. Look above.

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

My bedroom door, right before I smacked face-first into it.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
put this on your page if u hate racism.

List thirteen of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1. Alice

2. Jasper

3. Seth

4. Emmett

5. Leah

6. Esme

7. Jacob

8. Edward

9. Embry

10. Renesmee

11. Rosalie

12. Bella

13. Mike

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Esme/Rosalie
No... that would be kind of gross, actually.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Emmett
Well, he is a monkey man ;)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Bella got Edward pregnant? O.o Isn't that supposed to be the other way around?

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Embry
Yeah, I've read a few where he imprints and stuff like that.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jasper and Esme
No, but I've read that pairing before O.o;; Freaky shit, man.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Leah/Embry or Leah/Renesmee
Leah and Embry, because wolves need love, too!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Jacob walked in on Jasper and Bella having sex...
Jacob: Uh... O.o;; WTF?
Jasper: O.o *drinks Bella's blood* That's all I was doing, I swear!

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

Seth/Renesmee
When Duty Calls

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Alice/Edward
SO...MUCH...FLUFF!!!

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Jacob/Bella (XD I'm gonna cheat and use canon)
Bella never believed in fairy tales until she met Edward Cullen, her vampire soulmate. When he leaves her, she feels like Humpty Dumpty; a broken mess on the ground. Only Jacob Black can put the pieces back together.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Edward
What If You- Joshua Radin

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Alice/Esme/Bella
WARNING: Kidnapping, Shopping, and Exploding Bellas.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Leah
A few days ago. It was sad and made me cry! DX

14. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. Meanwhile Thirteen watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Alice and Jacob are in a happy relationship until Jacob runs off with Emmett. Alice, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rosalie and a brief,
unhappy affair with Bella, then follows the wise advice of Leah and finds true love with Seth. Meanwhile Mike watched it all and ate popcorn, as it was a movie.

Me: O.o Mike... why the fuck did you pick this movie?

Stereotypes:

Bold all those that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell (obviously if I support gays then I don't think that.. Does that not make me Christan?)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE(OR HAD) STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT, EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I DIET, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

5 days

Who introduced you to the books?

My best friend, Sara.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

They where given to me.

Who is your favorite character?

Alice! Like, duh, she's awesome!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Look at the question above this one.

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth! He's so cute!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"I've never met someone so prone to life threatening idiocy!" -Alice, New Moon

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When Edward broke the bed at Isle Esme. Sexyyyy timeee ;D

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella punched Jake in face and broke her hand XD

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

"Bella, how strongly opposed are you to grand theft auto?"

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Victoria's death. Go Edward!

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

They are my favorite books!

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward, because dogs aren't soulmates.

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward. Bella acts stupid too much.

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob. I hate you, Bella.

Bella or Alice?

Alice! Boo humanity!

Alice or Jacob?

Alice! Werewolves suck!

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice! How many times must I say it?!

Jasper or Alice?

Okay, you can't expect me to choose from them. Team Jalice forevah!

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper! He's smexier :3

Carlisle or Esme?

Esme. I wish my mom was as nice as she is.

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper.

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett. Didn't I already say werewolves suck?

Bella or Rosalie?

Well, Bella is an annoying, whiny Sue while Rose is just a stuck up b*tch. Ima have to say Rose on this one.

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Billy; he's down with the kids!

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry, he's sweet like chcolate!

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria, she wasn't the one who died in the first book.

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was born on the day of Xigbar-Demyx.

In the month of Xaldin.

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Zexion.

And I'm Xion plus Xemnas years old.

My favorite number is Axel.

But my lucky number is Zexion.

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.
You don't listen to others.
You like doing research.
TOTAL:3

II. Xigbar:
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.
You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.
You have/wish you had a gun
TOTAL:3

III. Xaldin
You like windy days
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL:3

IV. Vexen
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments
You like cold days.
TOTAL:4

V. Lexaeus
You are not very talkative.
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL:2

VI. Zexion
You love reading.
You are not very sociable.
You are one of the shortest of your group.
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others.
TOTAL:5

VII. Saïx
You have double-personality issues
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves.
Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face.
TOTAL:5

VIII. Axel
You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
You care deeply for your best friends.
You are two-faced when you need to be.
You don't like when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL:5

IX. Demyx
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL:4

X. Luxord
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favorite color is gold.
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL:3

XI. Marluxia
You like pink.
You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL:5

XII. Larxene
You're the only female in your group.
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others.
You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL:4

XIII. Roxas
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group.
You think people are hiding something from you.
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings
TOTAL:3

I'm a Zexion-Saïx-Axel-Marluxia. I can live with that.

I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5
[2] The answer is L0OK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13
[5] First L0OK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12
[7] i just wanted to say hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient L0OK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6
[12] Sorry L0OK AT 8
[13] Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3
[15] You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9

My mother taught me . . .

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught" me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Percy Jackson (bold ones that are you!)

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.(we don't have class president...)
You do what’s best for everyone
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac.
You hate air pollution

7/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis. (I'd like too anyway)
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac (What?)

1/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

9/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

8/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take rumors and stuff like that from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

5/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

7/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

6/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire

2/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

4/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

7/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

4/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
You like magic
You like Harry Potter
You're bold
You hate when people think you're the bad guy
You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy
You couldn't care less about fashion
Teddy bears are lethal in your hands
You like being different from everybody else
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

9/10

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.

4. When Caught Sleeping At School/Work/Wherever You Are Not Supposed To Be Sleeping, And You Are Woken Up, Shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana."

7. Finish All Your Sentences With 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip Down The Hall Rather Than Walk And See How Many Looks You Get.

10. Order A Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat, With A Serious Face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You Have A Headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream, "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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Zombie Apocalypse!

Put your Ipod on shuffle and fill these in:

1) Overall theme of the apocalypse: Lithium--Evanescence

2) Plays when you kill your first zombie: Famous Last Words--My Chemical Romance

3) Plays when you're getting chased by a horde: Supermassive Black Hole--Muse

4) Plays when you're forced to kill your loved one: Breathe Me--Sia

5) Plays when you find a group of survivors: I Write Sins Not Tragedies--Panic! At The Disco

6) Plays when you find a new love interest: Love Will Take You--Angus and Julia Stone

7) Plays when you make your final stand: Born For This--Paramore

8) Plays when you think you've escaped it all: I Like It Like That--Hot Chelle Rae

9) Plays when you discover a bite mark on yourself: Strawberry Gashes--Jack Off Jill

10) Credits: Cold--Aqualung and Lucy Schwartz

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask: "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" And back away slowly

7) SAY "DING!" at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

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QUOTES:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually an oncoming express train...

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah, like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take a chance?

Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says, "Good evening," and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your house before the police.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who annoy us.

I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. So why is it that every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinkies: seemingly useless, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It confuses them.

It's okay to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Flying is simple - you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

I don't get even, I get odder.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, EAT THEM!

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and scream, "I WANT CANDY!"

Who is this "Life" and where is he getting all these lemons?

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

Never drink water... if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium? My work here is done.

If you are reading this, the first step in my evil plan is complete!

Sacrifice. Without fear there is no courage.

You broke my heart, so I broke your nose and I'm not sorry I got blood on your clothes.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor"- a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, friends, for I may not return alive.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

How in the world do all the mad scientists finish their experiments in the middle of a thunderstorm?

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

Yo-yos were invented as a weapon.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, on to a little see-saw, or jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

The other day, I walked out of a completely empty room, said, "See ya!" and waved. How stupid is that?

My friends say that I amazingly manage to sneak up on them. I'm proud of that, because it means I'm that much closer to being a ninja!

The voices assure me that I'm normal.

It's such a beautiful day. I think I'll skip my medications.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

My glass isn't half empty. It isn't half full. It's just a glass with water in it.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

They have sent us to this dungeon more commonly known as school.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.

Burning someone at the stake is considered rude in some parts of America.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

The statisitics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

If a rose is the ultimate sign of love, then why does it have thorns?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was you fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

"If I fall, you have to catch me, but I'm not holding your hand."
-Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

"I can't imagine a world without Light!"
"Yes, that would be dark."
-Misa and L, Death Note

"Bella, how strongly opposed are you to grand theft auto?"
-Alice, New Moon

"WE STOLE A BALLOON!!!"
-Spongebob and Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants

"Jacob, keep your shirt on!"
"NO!"
-Billy and Jacob, Breaking Dawn Trailer by "jacksfilms"

"AUGGGGGGHHHHH! I DID NOT LISTEN!"
-Jacob, Twilight: Eclipse In A Minute by "jacksfilms"

He'll be okay. He just needs to explode a little bit."
"I hate it when e explodes."
"Actually, I think you love it."
-Nick and Allie, Skinjacker Trilogy: Everfound

"God, gods, or whatever. Right now, it doesn't matter whether it's Jesus, Kukulcan, or a dancing bear at the end of the tunnel."
-Nick, Skinjacker Trilogy: Everfound

"Because the Dancing Bear wants us to suffer."
-Mikey, Skinjacker Trilogy: Everfound

"Morning. Lovely day. Penguin in the fireplace, if anyone's interested."
-Sadie Kane, Kane Chronicles: Throne of Fire

"A huge rock is not the kind of enemy you can fight with a magic sword."
-Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Sea of Monsters

"You won't get away with this, horse man!"
-Luke, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Sea of Monsters

"Your pride? I was vanquished by a deer!"
"A giant magical flying deer with fangs."
"That sounds better. Seth is in charge of my tombstone."
-Warren and Seth, Fablehaven IV: Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary

"I figure life's a gift, and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you."
-Jack Dawson, Titanic

"My only love sprung from my only hate."
-Juliet, Romeo and Juliet

"Why, then, Oh brawling love! Oh loving hate!
Oh anything, of nothing first create!
Oh heavy lightness! Serious vanity!
Misshapen chaos of well seeming forms!
Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health!
Still waking sleep, that is not what it is!
This love feel I, that feel no love in this.
Dost thou not laugh?"
-Romeo, Romeo and Juliet

"Here’s to the kids.
The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party.
Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them.
Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars.
Here’s to the kids who never were too good at life, but still were wicked cool.
Here’s to the kids who listened to Fall Out boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV…and blame MTV for ruining their life.
Here’s to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts.
Here’s to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush.
Here’s to the kids who hum “A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More Touch Me” when they’re stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night.
Here’s to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn’t even know they existed.
Here’s to the kids who have read The Perks of Being a Wallflower & didn’t feel so alone after doing so.
Here’s to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friend(s).
Here’s to the kids who are straight up smartasses & just don’t care.
Here’s to the kids who speak their mind.
Here’s to the kids who consider screamo their lullaby for going to sleep.
Here’s to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do.
Here’s to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to the kids who are okay with that.
Here’s to the kids.

This one’s not for the kids,
who always get what they want,
But for the ones who never had it at all.

It’s not for the ones who never got caught,
But for the ones who always try and fall.
This one’s for the kids who didnt make it,

We were the kids who never made it.
The Overcast girls and the Underdog Boys.
Not for the kids who had all their joys.

This one’s for the kids who never faked it.
We’re the kids who didn’t make it.

They say “Breaking hearts is what we do best,”
And, “We’ll make your heart be ripped of your chest”

The only heart that I broke was mine,
When I got My Hopes up too too high.

We were the kids who didnt make it.
We are the kids who never made it.”

- Peter Wentz

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