Schooling:

Elementary: St Edward's School (Catholics can be such bullies.)

Middle: Norco Intermediate School.(Era of the Hawaiian shirt. They were so comfortable!)

High: Norco High School. (So many concussions...)

Entry Level: Recruit Training Regiment, Echo Co. (Me: "Why do I have firewatch everynight?" Squadleader: "Because your good at it!" Me: "How can you be good at firewatch?" Still have yet to find the answer.)

Speciality School: Infantry Training Battalion: Alpha Co. (At Ease!"

Current occupation: USMC, 0311, Infantry Rifleman. (KILL)

96 of Armed Forces Qualifying Test! Top 2%! I go to MEPs in July!

My scores on ASVAB:

MM: 113 GT: 129 EL: 123 CL:138

I SHIP TO MCRD SAN DIEGO ON JUNE 18TH!

Other than that:

Stories finished in order:

Christine Seeley Keenan (CSK) Bones

Family Friend Castle

Blackmail 1 & 2 Castle

Recovery (should read CSK first, but can be read as stand alone.) Bones

Jenny Trev NCIS

KT (Almost definitely need to reed Recovery first) NCIS

Codename: Mr Miami

Sneaking Ncis

Alliance CSI Miami

Clearing Ncis

In Progress:

GHOST Castle (Given up)

Wild Boy Buffy the vampire slayer x Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hopefully, Stories to be published in the future:

Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps (JROTC) Bones and NCIS X-over: In a nutshell, the Bones and NCIS crew are put into a high school JROTC unit with Gibbs as the Enlisted Instructor and Vance as the Officer Instructor. I'm in Air Force JROTC so their might be a little confusion.

Things that should be made:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer and or Angel / Battle Los Angeles x-over. How epic would that be?!

I know a girl who made me promise to bail her out of jail. Now I think we're gonna end up in adjacent cells with her saying "THAT WAS FREAKIN AWESOME!" and me saying, "NO, IT'S NOT SHAY! I JUST SPENT MY BONUS ON BAIL BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD TO THROW THE DEER HEAD!"

Sometimes, being the best friend sucks.

"Sirscreenisms":

Your mind is a lot like your wife. Losing it can be a blessing in disguise.

On the subject of sex, it's like combat: Keep your head covered. (*Slap!* Why am I so dirty?!)

Don't use thermite when C4 will do.

A deaf man and a blind woman make a happy couple.

On the subject of combat, it's like sex: always know what your partner is doing. (*Slap!* It wasn't nearly so dirty as the last time!)

9mm vs .45: Only for those who can't hit the X-Ring.

Don't go play: Go to war.

This plays in to the one above: When going to war, bring EVERYTHING.

I'd rather be a worthwhile Asshole than a wothless piece of shit.

Follow the rules: srew them over with a loophole.

Okay, I see a lot of inaccuracies about the military in fiction. And I get, I am guilty of it myself in some of my earlier stories. I'm open to giving the real deal about life in the military, the tactics, training, and other tidbits. Just remember these things:

WE ARE REAL PEOPLE. As soon as work is done, we mostly just Bruce Almighty our uniforms and go have some fun. We use a lot of slang like "Dog", "Dude", "Bro". We drink A LOT. It's a fact and borders on to be a real problem among us. Have you ever stepped out of a dorm room one day, and returned to find your room littered with beer cans and say, "Dude, did you have a party or something?"

"Nah, bro. Got wasted and played FIFA all night by myself."

"You got a problem, dog."

"I'm not even going to argue that because you're right."

"That's still impressive, though."