Just a one shot that popped into my head.

"You do know there sleeping together, right?" Jerry said.

"Who?" McGee asked, weary about the son of psychologists.

"Agents David and Dinozzo," he replied, "They-"

"Continue on and I'll shoot you," McGee threatened.

Ziva had bragged about her relationship to "Mr. Miami", while everyone and their mother knew it was her codename for Tony. They just ignored it and allowed them to be.

A lot less drama that way.

UBER-Short, I know. But please review.