What if Doviculus had done what no one had expected? Something much less drastic than killing Ophelia? What if he had decided on a different course of action altogether? A course of action that involved Eddie? Completed.

Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T

Pip wants to bear Damien's seed but the anti-Christ isn't too thrilled about it. A baby can make or break a couple. How will Damien and Pip hold up through the unholy pregnancy? -Mpreg/Dip-

NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.

He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.

The happy little world of Lucky Star is being ripped apart by every little horror, from high school drama, to murder. Rated for language and sexual references. And blood and gore. But that will come later.

Forbidden Love. Eywa would never allow such a thing to happen... Right? F/F Pairings. Now Complete! R&R

Toothless should reproduce, he needs to... but he feels that he's the only Night Fury left. So magic forces him to reproduce with another suitable partner. Mpreg DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! NO FLAMES PLS... Disclaimer: I own nothing except for Mof Night S .

When Kyle commits suicide, he is given a second chance by the angel of destiny. He get's to witness different types of futures that gets him paired up with different types of guys in South Park. Question is, which boy will Kyle pick for his second chance?

Kyle can't get rid of his hiccups, but Cartman can by magic. Kyman fluff. Cartman's POV.

Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski shared a magical kiss under the Mistletoe. KYMAN. ONESHOT.

A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.

Make sure your profanity filter is disabled if you wanna get the best experience : Rated M for strong language and sexual content

Eric is leaving for college soon and Liane looks back on when he was born and whether she raised him well or not - post201 version

Eric Theodore Cartman finds out a terrible secret that Kyle Broflovski wanted to remain quiet. What happens when Cartman orders Kyle to be his slave? Cartman's imagionation becomes wild as he explores the newfound power. Rated T for sex and language.

"You make me come... you make me complete... you make me completely miserable..."-Lit WARNING: PWP, Cartman/Kyle (NOT a songfic)

Just a random one shot.

Trust is important in a relationship. Very important. When Cartman accuses Kyle of cheating on him with Kenny, Kyle is angry and hurt. He can't believe Cartman doesn't trust him... Oneshot. Kyman. For Soul Flash's birthday.

An invitation to Miyuki's house for a swim leads to something Kagami never would have expected. All she needed was a little push. KONAMI, YURI, ONE-SHOT.

Kyman. Goodbyes are always hard. They're even harder for Kyle. Fluffy, fluffy, plain and simple. Oneshot.

It was at Bebe's slut party when I first saw him. He had brown hair, dressed in a grey shirt and had a jacket over his shoulder...I fell in love with him, instantly. Silly Kyle/Lonely Cartman. Kyman - Excpect OOCness Rated T for implied themes. Please R&R

Cartman takes advantage of a sleeping Kyle. My version of that scene in "Tonsil Trouble."

Kyman! Slight Style! Inspired by Santeria by Sublime. "...without Kyle... your life is empty and hollow." Those words planted the seeds of obsession. Cartman gets what he wants, and he wants Kyle. Stan is in his way... but not for long. Oneshot.

Kyman! Everyone loves going to the water park, right? Right. Fluffy oneshot.

Kyle Broflovski's life just wont get any better. He finds himself questioning who he really is, not to mention everything around him is crumbling down and he's addicted to drugs. Only one person has the ability to save him, but can he do it? CartmanxKyle

It is the one day of the year Cartman hates and can barely cope with. He wants nothing more than to have a father who could be there for him when he needed him. Cartman doesn't want to go through so much pain anymore... Oneshot. Kyman. R&R please!

Kyman! Cartman is sweet and caring and gentle as can be, but he never has anything kind to say. Kyle wants to know why Cartman even likes him. Mindless fluff. One shot.

Hey, Sally. I just wanted you to know that I love you. And it's okay to try./Hey, Lola. Mom says it's a phase. I want to try. I love you too./ Fluff written for the yuri fans out there. LolaXSally

Gregory's pregnant with Christophe's baby. Gregory/Mole Mpreg

A series of one-shots related to the relationship between Kyle and Cartman from South Park. None of these are meant to go in any particular order, and have no relation with one another. Rated M now so that I won't forget to change it later.

As rumours spread around South Park about Kyle, Cartman decides to confront the Jewish boy. CartmanxKyle, KYMAN. Very very small mention of Style that you’ll miss if you blink.

Cartman gets a visit from Kyle in the early hours of the morning. Kyman.

16 year old Stan and Wendy make a mistake, now she's pregnant... Stendy, Heiman, possibly more pairings

Kyle gets angry with Cartman over a birthday gift. Kyman.

Kyle has never liked alarm clocks

Kyman! Kyle finds something attractive about the last person he'd ever want to be attracted to. One-shot, but with the possibility of a sequel. Rated T because T is delicious.

Kyle knows what I want, he always has. CartYle or Kyman oneshot. Rated for sex and language.

I'll let you read and find out...a Cam fanfic. meaning femslash, so don't liek don't read. Be ready for more CAM Fun lol....Peace

Kyle makes a final decision. A very short songfic to "Haunted" by Evanescence. Warnings inside.

Kyle loses yet another bet to Cartman. Cartman/Kyle pre-slash.

Clyde just wants to know what it was, so Cartman tells him.

Stan doesn't know if he can do it all alone. PWP, Implied Stendy and Kybe. Oneshot.

."Bath time." "Non, mon cher." Gregstophe. Borderline smut, but not quite there. Why hadn't anyone tried this yet?

Eric brings Kyle an Easter treat, although Kyle isn't sure what to make of it...

The question all parents hate to hear.

Eric presents the story he wrote for writers craft, to the class. Not everyone is very pleased with the path his story takes.

Twenty years after Jake led the Na'vi clans to victory against the Sky People, his eldest daughter tries to find her way in life as the militant feminist of the Omatikaya.

Pip has the sniffles. Damien is annoyed. A bit of Dip ;D

In a high school far far away...In Japan. Two Girls, went to school together. A sickly salmon haired girl, and a green haired protectorate. Find out how the spark between these two ignited, see how this love between a fragile girl, and her protector began

Eric wakes up in a hospital, where Kyle's waiting for him. Eric/Kyle slash one shot.

Cartman and Kyle have feelings to each other.

You just said you loved me!" Kyle protested. "No I didn't!" Cartman exclaimed, poking a finger in his chest. "I didn't say anything so shut your goddamn Jew mouth!" Sort of an alternate ending to Le Petite Tourette. Kyman drabble.

I really fail at life. I daydream about a nonexistent relationship between two of my friends, and I have a crush on my other friend. On top of that, inspiration just won't come to me when I'm drawing! Maybe today, Christmas, I'll get something right..?

NOT A CROSSOVER! Yes, this is an Anti-Twilight fic. If you're a Twilight fan, I'd advise you not to read this. Implied Spandy. Rated for content and language.

Takes place in the episode 'Skill Crane' How did Spongebob get so good at the vending claw game? Practicing to win Sandy a stuffed animal of course! -- Oneshot

When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Kyle and Eric, in the morning.

Kyle thinks of Eric while laying in bed.

After the defeat of Emperor Doviculus, a new threat rises to shake the peaceful yet still totally awesome lands of Metal.

Cartman surprises Kyle by hiding out in his closet, but what he finds in said closet comes as the biggest surprise of all. Cartman/Kyle, slash.

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

For this year's Christmas Eve, Haruhi decided to add something unexpected. Mistletoe! The custom for Mistletoe is pretty obvious, right? Kissing and stuff. Guess who is the lucky pair? - ItsukixYuki - Oneshot

Stop that god-damned crying." Cartman said shaking Kyle a bit. "Jews can't cry! So stop crying!"

Misaki's been having some strange symptoms, and an annoying weight gain in his mid-section! Is he suffering from an incurable disease? Or...is he pregnant? Misaki M-preg!

Song fic. Little sceen that would have fit in the move to the song Decode by Paramore. Sarah/Jareth

What would happen if Snape had to teach in South Park, CO? Rated for language

The birth of Victoria Tentacles. Written from Squidward POV. Rating M for mpreg and Lemons. Written for Azera Brazi. Pairing: Squillam/Squidward Enjoy!

Kyle and Cartman share in a magical night, which results in Cartman becoming something more then just Kyle's boyfriend, CartmanKyle,side KennyStan, Mpreg

Hiroki telling Nowaki the 'good news'. Nowaki/Hiroki. Warning: MPreg.

Oneshot. Kyle x Cartman slash. After his detention, Cartman finds Kyle crying.

One-shot; Kyle and Cartman spend the afternoon together. WARNING: yaoi smex. My first ever fanfic, so don't expect much.

Light and L are in for a very interesting surprise when they discover the result of their intimate moment. How will Light be able to keep up with L's emotional fluctuations and even more bizzare behavior? LightxL mpreg

Sometimes it wasn't that good, but it was never all that bad. Oneshot. CraigThomas.

Napoleon likes Deb. Deb likes Napoleon. But what happens when another girl interferes? Who will Napoleon choose? T because of the "s" word. One of my first as well. Enjoy.

Miguel laments Andy's death