What is love? Is it an instinct? An emotion? Or an ability that can transcend species? After eons of conflict, the war-weary Autobots have a new home, a new life, and a chance for something more. And for a single Decepticon, a chance for salvation.

One day after an battle, Spike discovers a holo of a smiling Megatron with a happy blue and red Sparkling on his lap. Who is this Sparkling and what does it have to do with Optimus Prime? Meanwhile, there are things happening on the Nemesis. M to be safe.

Ironhide is protective of Annabelle Lennox like his own child. So what happens when a human predator appears in her area, kidnapping another? He suddenly will have Ironhide and Chromia hunting him. Then the Decepticons interfere and kidnap Annabelle to fulfill a Cybertronian legend. More lighthearted than it sounds. Multi chapters. NEXT: Where are we again?

Cybertron history, twin pranks and Prowl's rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Humans, Decepticons, Wheeljack, Bumblebee, Arcee, Ancient Primes, Ultra Magnus, Annabelle, glyphs and NEST, budget officials, femmes, sparklings and human teens mixed together. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. Ongoing story arcs.

Transformers guard and protect humans but what happens when they become addicted to them? Or their ways? More than learning to sigh or deal with fast food. Cultural adaption enough to drive command crazy, Autobot and Decepticon. Movie verse and G1. Come join the fun.

Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

When Sam gets changed into a sparkling he becomes the responsibility of the last two Autobots that anyone expected. Rated M just to be safe.

A patrol with Smokescreen forces Arcee to answer some tough questions.

2007 MOVIEVERSE Arcee is the last Autobot femme and she needs to produce a sparkling. Of all the mech's, who will be the sire of her offspring? CH 20 - Optimus and Arcee snuggle time. Ratchet lectures, Ironhide pouts. And is there something happening with the sparkling, at last?

Mech x human OC rated for lang., sexual content, and violence. It started as a simple wager. All he had to do was get a kiss... from a human female. It shouldn't have been that hard, but fate had other plans. Now oneshots with various TFs. Mecha/F smut.

Being preened over by a femme was a luxury a lot of mechs had been willing to pay good credits for on Cybertron – and not just because they could get grit out of all the tight places.

The War that destroyed Cybertron began with a single shot. Innocents were caught in the crossfire and rivals had to learn to work together in order to survive. Friendship, however, was both optional and a surprise.

Thundercracker and Skywarp have a problem. And the only one who can solve it is Arcee. Warning: Story about transformer reproduction but in a lighthearted way, not meant to be rape though some may view it as such. Warning slash and possible non-con. Special NEW YEAR CHAPTER NOW UP!

Ironhide gets into a predicament after transforming with candy in his cab. Gum isn't easily removed. There's a solution, but Hide's less than cooperative. Prime & Chromia come to help Ratchet, but nothing's ever as easy as it sounds, and the twins are up to trouble. IHxChromia, OPxElita. Ch 24, The twins borrow soap from the femmes with disastrous results.

RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.

The Autobots recover after DOTM, old and new faces, lost friends, and tricks of the trade. R&R please!

Her daddy said he would always be there but when an unforeseen attack occurs it leaves a little child alone until that is she finds her "daddy" again in the form of an alien robot that looks like her fathers Peterbilt truck..reviews welcome Cheers

This is a Pre-war fic of how Ratchet and Ironhide found their Spark-mates. But will these Femmes play hard to get or will they ignore these two spark sick mechs. Later chapters may contain content.

During to Post DOTM. He tried to hide it, he really did. And for the most part, he was successful. But there are times when everything is too much, and the walls Bumblebee builds to hide all of the pain, fear, and sadness not only break, but shatter.

Optimus Prime and Will Lennox are an undefeated team until this road trip. Add Decepticons, an injured Elita and Prime's mom. How will Optimus explain his actions? What secrets can she reveal from his childhood? CH 17 Sunsets, old love and new friends.

A year later, finally an update! Chapter 4 summary: After Ratchet's disastrous "health class", Prowl and Jazz wake up in the brig, and the twins are up to something in the rec room. Rating now M for subject matter.

RotF AU: The Matrix brings Optimus back to life - as a femme. Now in a femme frame, Prime struggles with the emotional and practical challenges that result, and the weight of his responsibilities to his people. Optimus, Ironhide, and Ratchet focused.

G1: Complete. BEWARE, STICKY. The war's ended...but Elita has not been with Optimus for so long and he is still away. Prowl and Jazz do their duty in comforting her, distracting her from the loneliness in her spark. Rare pairing in Prowl/Jazz/Elita-1.

Crack oneshot, no pun intended. Carly makes the mistake of telling Bluestreak that he can ask her "anything". Written for the Spring Fever and Lingerie challenge at the flesh and steel community at livejournal.

2007 MOVIEVERSE Bumblebee has been taught everything he needs to know about being a warrior. Except when it comes to meeting female Autobots. Ch.19 The rescue mission to save Marin and Major Lennox from Starscream gets underway.

All the naughty lovin' bits from the original story so it stays PG. Sparkbonding and sticky. NO slash, but lots a romance. Each chapter complete on it's own. Must read original story to make sense.

Elita wanted time alone, instead she got Decepticons, fuel problems and Prime hunting her. Ch 25 Five femmes return home with hangovers. Add a two color sparkling, Prowl glitching, and three stone eggs. Rated T for battles, love scenes, and robot swearing

Ever wonder what happened to Ratchet after he walked into the power lines in the first TF movie? You know you do! Under duress from Eowyn77's muse, the medic reveals all!

I picked up this bunny from the TF bunny farm. William Lennox has a meltdown and no one knows what to do about.

Why didn't Optimus use the All Spark fragment to revive Jazz? The truth is a secret the Prime can only entrust to Will Lennox, and Will is a little wiser for it. No pairings. Rated for the language of a ticked-off Lennox.

I blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!

Will gets turned into a Seeker. Things really go downhill from there. Semi-serious crack-bunny, rated for a couple of later chapters.

Ultra Magnus is "ambushed" by a certain femme.

*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!

Time has a curious way about it, always able to move ahead, sometimes leaving hearts behind. For Sam and Mikaela, they didn't realize how far behind their hearts really were until fate, in the form of well-meaning Camaro, intervened. Sam/Mikaela

Post RotF. The Matrix flared to life at Sam's touch. The Autobots know and accept what this means, but when will Sam? By Eowyn77, but kateydidnt gets credit for the plot bunny. Canon pairings only.

What if Starscream began messing with the timelines? Trying to change the known world to allow him to rule? Alter one fact and everything becomes undone and yet rules and people exist in each timeline. Come see all that can be. NEXT: Optimus selling soda?

G1/G2 POST TFTM - Autobot Femme Sharpshooter Moonracer and Decepticon Communications Specialist Soundwave know their tragic love for one another is wrong but they can't help themselves. Warning for adult situations inside! Sticky alert!

Optimus and Elita hide out in a storage closet and recall a similar event happening to them as younglings at the Autobot Academy. Warning: Hot Ariel and Orion stuff within. Please R&R :D

This fic takes place after "The Search for Alpha Trion" episode. Optimus is reluctant to leave Elita One again and decides to spend one unforgettable night with her, even if he can't be with his love forever. GRAPHIC Love scene between OP and Elita

Chromia arrives on Earth, but Will Lennox missed the memo about her and a certain Weapons Specialist. Will struggles to deal with the repurcussions. Rated T for the situation, nothing explicit but stronger rating than usual. By Eowyn77 for Marinelife37.

A good sparkling-sitter is so hard to find. Though in Moonracer's case, it's more that it's hard to find a sparkling-sitter, period. Post 'Sugar and Spice'

When kids misbehave, when discipline is needed, and when the parent is just a little too mushy...sometimes a little outside intervention is necessary. Post 'Sugar and Spice', AU

09 Movie verse with other continuity undertones - Mikaela’s love life hits the road block from hell while Ratchet is left fuming over having committed Wheeljack inspired malpractice. Mikaela/Ratchet with mocking of Sam/Bee; Nothing for, or against, slah

In life, sometimes the reward is far greater than the risk...

Just more smut.XD

2009 Movieverse - Optimus Prime's sparkmate; Elita One; is tired of him devoting all of his time to the humans. She needs love too, and the devious femme sets out to force his attention onto herself.

In the name of SCIENCE!...and smut...but mostly SCIENCE!

pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, OPTIMUS PRIME 007! A fic involving Optimus, fun and even a little adventurous.

Elita One is reunited with Optimus Prime, her life partner and mate. Gift fic for Plenoptic's birthday.

The bond that stretches between two sparks can be the most sacred and intimate thing between two Cybertronians. The bond can be the very definition of existence for some bots. For Ironhide and Chromia, their bond is what they live for.

Elita makes a spill. Optimus cleans it up. With various anatomical parts.

Optimus Prime makes a bet with his bonded sparkmate, Elita-One and loses. The lugnut manages to drag his best friend, Ultra Magnus into it. And now both mechs have to pay up. Warning: holoform hot and hard bodies on display! CH 2 holoform smut opt/lita

post2007movie. Response to challenge. This is my version of what happens when Optimus Prime, Autobot leader and mech wrecker, drinks high grade. Last bonus chapter added! Optimus and Elita get a surprise or two. Hide and Mia get busy sparking!

G1 - The Autobots often forgot about it, but First Aid is only an apprentice medic...which means he has to have a mentor that he learns things from...

Jazz is left to organize what was supposed to be a democratic meet and greet. This is why the Autobots can't have nice things.

In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!

G1: At the end of the day, Kup knows more about everything than Hot Rod has ever learned, including some tricks to keep from getting caught by Ultra Magnus.

G1: Optimus Prime and Elita One take one last night together before the launch of the Ark.

G1: Bumblebee learns a lesson about the fragility and strength of humans from Spike. Circa 1987.

Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.