How had one choice gone so horribly awry? Molly Carpenter is on the run, trying to evade her parents and wizardly friends of the family. All she knows for sure is that life is bad when the devil on your shoulder sounds reasonable, and the one playing the lyre sounds suspiciously like Harry Dresden. AU: Cannon Divergence from Death Masks onward.

The phone rings in her hand almost immediately and when she answers, Jess is laughing on the other end. "Gilmore, are you using Ginsberg as a booty call?" "I found my copy of Howl today," she says in lieu of an answer. Rory/Jess, set five years after S7, not AYITL compliant. [cross-posted from AO3]

Modern/AU: Belle, a writer for a local newspaper, is helping a friend with a story when she meets Adam, a guitarist for a popular local metal band. As she gets to know him, she realizes that they have more in common than their seemingly different interests would suggest.

Five/OC — There's a reason he named the mannequin Delores.

Jefferson and Emma have their fair share of problems and can't decide whether they want to be friends or enemies. When she decides only he will do as her husband, Jefferson is forced to do anything and everything to deter her so the secret he keeps won't destroy them both. But will it be enough? Part 2 of my Regency Rumbelle Verse.

Molly must rush her Christmas shopping this year and settles on homemade additions to her friends' unoriginal presents. When she decides on a cheeky offer for Sherlock, she knows the detective will never use the gift. Until he does.

Molly sets out to prove she's ready for certain things... Or so she says.

[toplock fanbook] Sherlock has no reservations about breaking the law. In this case: a bit of light stalking and prostitution (impersonation). CU; Top Dom Sherlock / Bottom Sub John

Harry might be an average student, but fortunately for his teacher, he's a better than average wizard.

As she helps Sherlock cope with Mary's sacrifice, Molly realizes the detective's similarities to her favorite literary heartthrob. Deciding she's no heroine, Molly vows to finally get over Sherlock for good. Thankfully Fitzwilliam was nothing if not persistent.

"Why would I want your…fumblings?" There was a thread of steel in Granger's voice as she played along with Severus' game. "When I could have *his* expertise?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)

After the events of Skin Game, Harry takes a little trip with his daughters to ask a favor from an acquaintance on the Council. H has a birthday gift in mind, one that doesn't exactly show up in CostCo. One-shot, shameless fluff. Read and Review!

After the fallout from Miranda, Inara is back on Serenity but she and Mal are still keeping up the pretense that they don't have feelings for one another. With Christmas approaching, Kaylee decides that the time has come to give them a little nudge in the right direction.

In her twenty-first year, Buffy Summers falls ill. The cure lies in an ancient ceremony between her and her Watcher. Set early/mid season six.

"You are already on the wrong side of the law, Miss Granger." Tom smirked at her, taking another drag from his cigarette, before leaning in towards her. His voice dropped to a conspiratorial whisper, "If you are going to be bad, be good at it." Non-magical AU set in prohibition New Orleans. Tomione. Complete!

Modern AU. Christine is a librarian attentive to her work, and so she notices when sections of books start disappearing at night then mysteriously re-appearing weeks later. One night, she decides to confront the mysterious borrower.

Pete and Myka are on the trail of an artifact that seems to create effects straight out of certain science fiction stories. Meanwhile, back at the Warehouse, Claudia has her own literary experience.

*ONE SHOT* Coming to call on a werewolf hours before the full moon rises has unexpected consequences for the brightest witch of the age. Hermione never expected that Remus would ever let her get so close, but the allure of moonlight finally proves too much for the lycanthrope to resist. Remione.

A mysterious item and mischievous Marauders end up accidentally shoving Remus Lupin into another time and place where he has to rebuild his life from scratch, deal with the aftermath of a war he hadn't yet been a part of, all with the help of new friends and a special young witch. *Art by Freya Ishtar* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*

What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**

When Ron shares her most intimate secret and makes a fool out of himself, Hermione retreats to the Leaky with none other than Fred Weasley for company. When he offers to take the pain away, she surprises them both by agreeing. Will they both be healed in the process?

Desperate to find a girl who can fall in love with him and break the spell, the Beast agrees to settle a man's debt by taking his daughter to live in his castle. But the girl who arrives is a complete-and unpleasant-surprise. Can the spell be broken?

When there's a significant drop in the magical population, stressed Unspeakable Hermione Granger finds the answer. The Wizengamot threatens a Marriage Law unless a temporary Procreation Bill can make them see reason. Fortunately for Hermione, her chosen spouse knows how to work out all of her tension. *Art by Simona Polle*

In a post-war world where Hermione is friends with Draco Malfoy and most of her friends have developed relationships with former Slytherin classmates, Hermione is single. However, when former Death Eater — Theo Nott — is dying, Hermione is guilted into marrying him to save his life. *Art by Seph Meadowes* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*

After a drunken one-night stand, Hermione finds herself pregnant. Will Severus step up to help care for their child? Does she even want him to? And will they be able to put up with each other in the meantime? Rating for a reason. Lemons ahead. SS/HG

A romance writer with a bad history of relationships, Emma Swan needs to finish her latest book. When her editor steps in to ward off the pressures of a domineering mother, an estranged boyfriend who wants more, and a son looking for a fairy tale, she is off to the mountains to spend two weeks writing. Enter Killian Jones, a practical business man who has never been anyone's muse.

A brief moment of sanity doing what she loves

Tra8erse and I were joking on Livejournal that Snape must have a fetish for grading papers, given the amount of homework he assigns. Having said that, sorry, this is decidedly NOT what you'd imagine given that background info. Morally gray, graphic (rating for a reason), complete in two parts.

Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.

Blaise Zabini has loved Hermione for half of his life, but due to the war he has never felt comfortable revealing his feelings for her. After he acquires a genuine DA coin, he gets the opportunity of a lifetime, and he grasps it with both hands. Submission for Round 9 Hermione Smut on lj. Hermione/Blaise.

Theodore Nott had every intention of ignoring the Marriage Law - the very idea the government could force him to get married was absurd - until Luna Lovegood smiled at him in the dingy office, tomatoes in her hair. ONE-SHOT.

Hermione and Snape get along fairly well as housemates following the war when the invitation to the Anniversary Ball causes Hermione to take a good, long look at what she wants—or, to be more precise, whom. But can she make a choice when there are two desirable men rethinking their own opinions of her?

Some women can't handle one husband. Hermione is getting ten. Thank you very much, Voldemort. Marriage Law meets Harem!Hermione. Post-DH. Hermione x Harry, Lucius, Draco, Kingsley, Gregory G., Rodolphus, Cormac, Neville, Arthur and Severus Snape.

"For that, Professor, I would owe you, considerably. And I know Slytherins don't like to leave debts hanging so I'd have to think of something of equal value to offer you. Although I don't know what I could do in return…" Severus Snape has some suggestions! A sweet post war SSHG tale of balls and bedrooms

13 ways Severus Snape shows Hermione Granger his love. He is not a man for whom the words come easy, but there are ways of showing love that are more genuine than mere words can say. A tale of love after war, of healing after hurt, of domestic bliss and fluff. All parties are of age, light M.

In post-war England, the Ministry of Magic is closing Azkaban Prison, and prisoners are being released to family members. What will happen to Severus Snape, who has no family? Hermione Granger has a notion of what can be done.

Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.

There is a difference between needing and wanting. Chaos skews that difference.

When Hermione picked up the book in the library, she didn't expect a simple quote to change her life. Hermione/Snape.

"Poor Carlos..." Meyers shook his head. "All before I'm going to kick his ass again." Card games and burns are normal at Camp Kaboom. Just ask Harry!

repeatinglitanies of Tumblr prompted: He says thank you after sex. Belle thinks he's thanking her simply for casual sex. But Mr. Gold is actually thanking her for taking pity on him and allowing him to be with her if only for just a short time. Here's a Golden Lace spin on things. Part of my Magic Words Series.

She brings him tea and sits next to him in the Library and before they know it, Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are using each other to heal from the war. Tea and silence becomes something far, far more.

Wendy has grown up. She is married and settled. The people of Neverland, all those years ago, are long gone ... aren't they? In childhood it all seemed so straightforward: good and evil, life and love. An adult Wendy finds things far more complicated. A Wendy/Hook story. M readers only, please.

In Regency London, Robert Gold, Duke of Sheffield has a dilemma…marry or else. Unfortunately, the only little beauty he wants is completely unsuitable, fiery American empath Belle Whitmore. Can he overcome her objections and claim her for his own? Or will the forces working against them keep them apart forever?

Red has a rather…delicate problem and knows of only one man in Storybrooke who can help. Jiminy thought there was nothing he wouldn't do for his friends but will he be able to help this friend in her need? Mentions of Rumbelle and Snowing. Rated for naughtiness.

Non-magic AU, 2004: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Severus Snape returns from the war a shadow of the wizard he was. Hermione Granger returns from the war restless and yearning to taste life in all its flavours. What happens when the proverbial irresistible force meets the immovable object? Told to the tune of Stevenson's A Child's Garden of Verses. Rated MA.

Sometimes, George would find himself out of his depths when working on a prank. Problem is, Fred was always the one to help him out. With Fred gone and a business to run, George is desperate for a little assistance. And he knows the only person who can truly help him is the one person who is guaranteed to say 'no'. But he's been told he's quite good at convincing people...

A quest to find cabbages leads to Hermione discovering a great deal more than she expected— a set of Gobstones included. A Drabble series written for Teddy Radiator during the 2014 winter round of the SSHG Newbie Fest.

"Bored by unchallenging classes? Sick of sitting around, doing nothing grand? Eager to learn forgotten magics and gain power beyond your wildest dreams? Join the Young Adventurer's Club now!" A mysterious poster for a new club catches Severus' eye. Little does he know... What the club has planned will challenge everything he knows and change the course of his entire life.

It's been 20 years since the war and each Christmas since, Severus has received a bottle of fine Scotch. He suspected Minerva after the first two years, but she denied sending it to him. Just who has been behind the gift all these years? Written for Worrywart for The Maple Bookshelf Christmas exchange. Severus' POV. AU, character death.

Emma and Hook the morning after. [Captain Swan]

Severus Snape has been receiving sprigs of Mistletoe on his doorstep, and he doesn't understand it one bit. Sweet, winter themed one shot! Read, enjoy, and happy holidays!

Lacey wants some of Mr. Gold's best whiskey. He's unimpressed with her palate, but offers to make her a deal for some- She can earn it. PWP. Voyeurism.

When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!

Written for the 2012 Livejournal SSHG Exchange. When a determined Hufflepuff decides that Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are meant for each other, they really don't stand a chance. *NOW COMPLETE!*

Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at

Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.

"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love." Severus discovers the truth behind this adage the hard way. SS/HG, AU after OOtP

Joan Watson just can't seem to catch a break - whether it's fighting with chip and pin machines or racing across London on the word of her sociopath flatmate, she's always right in the middle of the chaos. When Sherlock and her go undercover as a couple to catch a serial killer, things get...interesting. Fem!John.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

Set in season five, after Intervention. Joyce is gone, Glory's in town, the Buffy bot is dealt with and Dawn's in good hands. Imagine there's a weeknight where nothing major is happening- other than the usual horrors... Buffy is patrolling when she bumps into Spike. Short, sort of fluffy, sort of angsty, completely Spuffy. My first evet T-rated piece. Please be kind, read & review.

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.

"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.

COMPLETE. Currently undergoing revision. Almost two years prior to the advent of Christine, a young dancer stumbles upon the mysterious Erik one night and feels a strange affinity for him. Leroux-based.

Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.

Story is now published! Rejected by the woman he loved, Erik tries to leave his past behind. He is summoned by the sultan of the Ottomans to build a new palace. But the arrival of the 3rd wife awakens feelings he long thought dead...

It starts from the beginning, different adventures, love, drama,and humor. These are the four main ingredients to life. So get busy living.

Meg, compelled to search further for the Phantom, accidentally stumbles into his hidden passage, and in the process is locked in with him. What will this creature of light do when she must be forever caged with this creature of the night?

My sequel to the movie, an Erik-Meg love story beginning when Meg steps through the broken mirror to follow the Phantom. Please read and review!

He thinks she’s like the roots, holding him down, holding him steady. DMHG.

The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.

MegErik Marguerite Giry and Erik the Opera Ghost may be different in many aspects but they were both similar in others. They are reborn as ordinary citizens, and Erik and Meg make a pact seperate the Dream Team, Raoul and Christine.

COMPLETED. Following the Opera Populaire tragedy, Erik flees Paris to settle in London. Two years later, he meets a young woman who shares a similar gift for music. Drawn to each other for different reasons, they form an unlikely alliance. E&OW.