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Joined 08-21-10, id: 2506612, Profile Updated: 07-05-17
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter.

A couple of years ago, I deleted all my stories during the great FF Inquisition purges of 2012. At the request of several readers, I returned to this platform, and I'm very happy to be back.

Having said that, I want to state clearly that I write for mature readers and I write mature subjects. I do not apologise for this, and I state very clearly on the summary that they are rated thusly. At the beginning of each chapter that contains it, I do warn that it will contain explicit sexual content. I don't know how much else I can say about it. If that isn't trigger enough, I don't know what is.

Please note: I have been 'accused' of writing mature stories because I want to cater to a certain type of reader. To the smug, patronising shit of a guest reviewer who said this, I can only reply: Fuck Off. If you don't like it, that's your lookout, not mine. You can obviously read, so you know my stories have mature scenes in them. But don't tell me why I write and who I write for.

Flaming any story as a GUEST is the lowest form of cowardice. If you're willing to be nasty, at least be nasty as yourself and not hide behind the anonymity of a guest, because, as you rightly know, because you wouldn't do it otherwise, I cannot reply to a guest. Anonymous flame comments will be deleted. If you have something to discuss, we'll discuss. But if you're going to throw a brick through my window and run away like the coward you are, don't be surprised if that window is bullet-proofed the next time you round my corner. Abuse in any form is wrong.

My stories will NOT be changed to suit the censorship of an individual. If this is not your thing, please hit the backspace now; nothing to see here.

I'm not a YA writer, and anyone under 18 is NOT permitted to read my MA fics. And I'm not trying to be snarky, but if a reader sees these warnings and still reads and chooses to get offended: Not my circus, not my monkey, snowflake.

Lay Me Low has been translated into Russian by the awesome Elmira Alyeva and can be found here: http:///readfic/1784685

Also, Making Love has just been translated into Russian, by Angelina (Dirty Diana) and can be found here: http:///index.php?section=3&id=62372

If you would like to read my complete fanfic works, just drop me a line and I'll send you the link.

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In The Ashes by beautiful innuendo reviews
After Harry's death, Hermione takes the war in her own hands. A story of shame, forgiveness and renewal, love against all odds and a ragtag bunch of nearly-defeated wizards. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 118,652 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Gallery by Mary West reviews
Hermione is in Australia, attending a gallery function, when she hears a familiar voice - but it can't be! He's dead! From two leftover prompts from the SSHG Promptfest Summer 2014. As always, the amazing JKR made us a sandpit, and has allowed us to play in it. I get nothing from this but teasing from my husband, and satisfaction for myself. (Bonus points if you can find the error)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Intrusions of the Mind by Laurielove reviews
Severus Snape finds a way to amuse himself. A series of insights. Multiple characters, but ultimately SS/HG. Mature readers, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Droxy's Folly by stgulik reviews
In a world where Lord Voldemort defeated Harry Potter, the Minister for Magic makes Hermione Granger an offer she cannot refuse - become a spokesperson for the new regime, or rot in prison. Can she complete her own agenda? Co-written by teddyradiator and stgulik for the 2012 het bigbang challenge. AU. Major character death. Mind the M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,717 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Inconclusive Evidence by Mottsnave reviews
Bulstrode tried to call the meeting to order. Pansy's voice rang out above the rest: "who died and put you in charge?" That was the question, wasn't it? Shortly after the Battle of Hogwarts, Slytherin House tries to come to an important conclusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,432 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Theodore N., Millicent B. - Complete
Pandora's Cauldron by ArsenicAngel reviews
After a detention with Professor Snape leaves her with questions, Hermione goes on a search to discover what drives her mysterious Potions Master. A search that leads her into a world of mastery and submission, and opens a Pandora's box between the two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,675 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Radiant by fury-shashka reviews
There is always a choice to be made, and always a life to re-ignite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,794 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Lucius M., Ginny W. - Complete
Spatial Transformation by Camillo reviews
Headmaster Snape has a personal space issue. Professor Granger has performance anxiety. Wintery post-war fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 6,076 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5437 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Innocence of Snow by moira of the mountain reviews
In the winter twilight, even Severus might be tempted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Safe Harbor by Aurette reviews
#3 of the 'Safe' series sees our beloved characters in the midst of the Final Battle. Will they both survive? Will they tell each other how they feel? Will Severus Drop Trou? We finally earn our 'M' rating! Many Canon facts were killed. sry. not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Plan B by ApollinaV reviews
She was given a book, a tent, and a half-cocked plan to save the entire Wizarding world, but Hermione Granger had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prisoner by Drusillas Little Boot reviews
Then they'd handed me over to Bellatrix Lestrange, who'd then given me to Snape. I'd thought it a blessing at the time. I thought we were almost friends everything you ever said to me was a lie. ...What if the Dark Lord won? HGSS, not HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Pawn To Queen by Riley reviews
A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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Lay Me Low reviews
What begins as Severus' anger at Sirius Black's attempts to seduce Hermione leads to a life he never thought he deserved to live. The past and the present mesh together in a story of protection, betrayal and trust, and how the Battle of Hogwarts might have been fought. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 278,349 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 391 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Father Figure reviews
In the ten years since the Battle of Hogwarts, Severus Snape has worked very hard to free himself from his old life in order to become a respected Headmaster. Hermione loves him regardless, but will an innocent board game change the entire future of their marriage, not to mention Severus' view of himself? Written as a gift for Subversa in the 2011 LJ SSHG Exchange. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,437 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane reviews
Wizarding Britain, ten years after the war. Things are good, but the Ministry thinks what's needed is a good old fashioned Beltane revel. Hogwarts is just the place to do it. In the meantime, Severus isn't enjoying life right now; he's the subject of Rita Skeeter's new tell-all book. And don't get Hermione started on how Ron continues to make her life a misery. Rated MA for reasons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,284 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Choose Something Like A Star reviews
At Christmas, what do you give to the wizard who has...nothing? Rated M for Reasons. Another Christmas story. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,542 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
As Morning Falls reviews
On Boxing Day in the Forest of Dean, Hermione is visited by the one person who holds the key to her future. More or less DH canon compliant, then AU. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Treatise On The Healing Properties Of Murtlap reviews
Severus Snape returns from the war a shadow of the wizard he was. Hermione Granger returns from the war restless and yearning to taste life in all its flavours. What happens when the proverbial irresistible force meets the immovable object? Told to the tune of Stevenson's A Child's Garden of Verses. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,375 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Spellbreaker reviews
Severus Snape has his afterlife all planned out, until he is told he must return to the land of the living. Will he be able to find a place for himself in this brave new world? My first fanfic ever, written in November 2010, based on a work by Sempraseverus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,376 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lemon Squeezy reviews
Millie Bulstrode learned the hard facts of life early. If you weren't pretty, rich, or played Quidditch, you were in for it. A story of friendship, love and the definition of beauty. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Severus S., Argus F., Millicent B. - Complete
Joy Comes In The Mourning reviews
While chasing a criminal in Knockturn Alley, Auror Granger discovers a ten-year-old secret... Chapter One was originally written for the LJ GrangerSnape100 Community's Vampire Challenge. Chapter two is the extended version of the original Drabble, so please feel free to read the Director's cut... Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Visiting Hours reviews
This was originally written for the GrangerSnape100 challenge "Behind Closed Doors". Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Up Against The Wall reviews
A one-shot for the AgainstWall Community at LiveJournal. You see the darndest things in the corridors of Hogwarts at night... Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Uninvited Guest reviews
Severus opens his home to someone very unexpected, with unusual results. Written for the LJ GrangerSnape100 Community's "Unwelcome Guest Challenge". Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Making Love reviews
Everyone knows that Hermione Granger and Headmaster Severus Snape are perfect for one another – everyone, it seems, except Hermione and Severus. Ginny Weasley decided to take matters in her own hands with a box of enchanted chocolates and her own matchmaking skills. Written for the LJ HP 3ForFun community. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
London's Burning reviews
Hermione Granger is alone in London, when who should walk by but her former Potions professor, Severus Snape. As they say, it's a Crazy World... This harmless little piece of fluff was written for the 2010 SSHG Exchange. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,434 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Language, Apprentice reviews
Teaching the subtle art and exact science that is Severus Snape... Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Held In Place reviews
He only wanted to take away the pain; how she chose to heal him would forever change the way he saw himself. Written for LJ's Summer 2014 HP Kinkfest Community. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fiendfyre reviews
There are nights you burn... Rated for tender sensibilities
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Every Day Is Saturday reviews
Severus Snape finally found the strength to go on without Lily, but what really is there left to do? He's about to find out that life can turn on a sixpence, even on a dead ordinary, rainy Saturday... Rated M for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Do Tell reviews
Be careful what you wish for... written for Madeleone at LJ's HPCon Envy Community. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cold Feet reviews
A GS100 Challenge for the prompt Cold Feet. A series of six X 100 word drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Advent Calender reviews
his challenge was suggested by of anoesis at LiveJournal. Each day of Advent was represented by a snippet from a well-known Christmas carols or song. Rated MA for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete