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I am currently betareading for: 2cass, KBRCKCBlack

Ok, well, for starters, congratulations on making it this far. Most people don't even make it past the dragons and that's the easy part! Wait, what?? There were no dragons?? Not even a blast-ended skrewt or Vulcans with a phasers?? Not even a cookie?? Uggh... not again!! I told them no more coffee breaks!! Blast-ended skrewts don't even drink coffee!! This is just outrageous!! rambles on mindlessly

Oh, you're still here... well, I guess I should reward you (even though you didn't even have to try to make it here alive) fumes silently

Well, here it goes! My name is Violetfangs, but you can call me Talyn. I am a girl and officially, I have the coolest name ever (being modest about it)! I have one older sister, who is more annoying than imaginable, and I really wish I had a younger brother, like a lot younger. I used to have an imaginary friend until he died in an imaginary car crash (I told him not to go out into the imaginary storm!), so currently I'm looking for a new one. Does anyone know the number for the Dial-Me-An-Imaginary-Friend-Hotline?? No one?? Dang it!! I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way... TELEKINESIS!! DUNDUNDUN!!

Anywho, I have favorites, least favorites, likes, dislikes, just like everyone else so here they are...

Favorite Books:

THE ANGEL EXPERIMENT

SCHOOL'S OUT-FOREVER

SAVING THE WORLD AND OTHER EXTREMES SPORTS

THE FINAL WARNING

MAX

FANG!! (I waited so long!!)

HP 1

HP 2

HP 3

HP 4

HP 5

HP 6

HP 7

The Chronicles of Vladimir Todd

Strange Angels

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series (haven't decided which boy I want... I would take Luke, but it won't really work out between us if you know what I mean)

Witch and Wizard (It's by James Patterson and absolutely fabulous. There is even a reference to bird-kids. The back is hilarious, Gary Blotter and his Guild of Rejects and The Thunder Stealer are my favorites.)

Nightlight (It's a Twilight parody. One of the most hilarious things I have ever read. Example: instead of a red truck, "Belle Goose" gets a U-HAUL van. And instead of saving her from a van, "Edwart" saves her from a snowball.)

The Missing Series

The Mediator series (CAUTION TO ALL: KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF JESSE!! HE'S ALL MINE!!)

Gallagher Girl Series(Zach is mine!)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy(I LOVE IT!!!!!)

Least Favorite Books:

Twilight Saga(Yeah, I'm really sorry to say this and I mean no offenses but if you're obsessed with this book you will die alone and unhappy. Just saying.)

The Winter Hare(Had to read it for Literature Circles! :-(

Artemis Fowl(My sister thinks its the most hilarious thing ever, I disagree.)

That's it. Yeah I usually like most of the books I read so I don't have a lot of dislikes.)

Favorite Movies:

Transformers 1 and 2

ALL THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES (of course :)

Star Trek (2009) (Definition of Chris Pine- GORGEOUS)

All the Pirates of the Caribbean movies

The Lion King

National Treasure (one and two)

Mamma Mia (Hilarious!!)

Monsters, Inc.

Monsters Vs. Aliens

Avatar

Finding Nemo (i love Dory :)

Cars

Up(I cried so much!!)

Wall-E

Ratatouille

The Incredibles (My friend tells me that with my haircut and my glasses, I look like Edna!!)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (This was absolutely nothing like the book in any way. But it still rocked. And Logan Lerman is down right gorgeous!!)

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Haven't actually seen this whole movie)

PONYO!! (SO CUTE!! I CAN NOT GET ENOUGH OF THIS MOVIE!!)

I Am Legend

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Least Favorite Movies:

Twilight Saga (Same as the comment above: GET A LIFE!!)

Miracle on 34th Street (Sorry I just don't think it's all too exciting.)

It's a Wonderful Life (Same as the last comment.)

Favorite TV Shows:

CASTLE!!!!

Glee! (

Kind of the Bachelor

American Idol

Dancing With the Stars (sometimes)

Almost Anything on Food Network

Least Favorite TV Shows:

All Things Disney except Phineas and Ferb

All Things Nick/ Nickelodeon

vampire Diaries

Pretty Little Liars

And now my favorite part...

QUOTES!!

There are no stupid questions; just stupid people (Are you one of them?)

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either

The buddy system is essential to survival: it gives the enemy somebody someone else to shoot at!

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it (I told you!!)

sarcasm is just another free service i offer (along with witty remarks and insults that make you feel self conscious)

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that. (I mean, it's not personalities, it's the little voices taking over one at a time)

I love my computer...because my friends live in it

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs? (What a haunting question!!)

If everything is going well...you have obviously overlooked something

Cheer up! The worst is yet to come :) (I would like to say this to someone)

Always remember that you are absolutely unique...just like everyone else

It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it matters if I win or lose

Everyone is someone else's weirdo

I'm so clever sometimes I don't even know what I'm saying (this so applies to my life)

I've got a problem for your solution (I've always wanted to say this to someone, too)

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you're playing charades. No one will believe you.

It is no accident that 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand (my motto!!)

I'm not sleeping, I'm looking at the inside of my eyelids (Teachers do not fall for this)

It's always in the last place you look..of course it is- why would I keep looking after I found it? (come on people, use that pebble you call a brain)

I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I'm not

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till' noon

A conclusion is where you end up when you get tired of thinking (one reason why I solve problems quickly)

If you can't convince them, confuse them (works every time)

"Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core."- The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod (love that series as I mentioned earlier)

Everyone is crazy, it's just the insane ones that admit it

I'm not short, I'm fun sized.

A room without books is like a body without a soul (It's very depressing actually)

"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy."- Albert Einstein

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." - Mark Twain

"We read to know we are not alone."- C.S Lewis (I also talk to the voices for that)

"Many people, myself among them, feel better at the mere sight of a book"- Jane Smiley (so true!)

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams"- Dr. Seuss (AWWW...)

Dementos - Guardians of Azkaban with minty fresh breath

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do know me wish I was. (The first part is what my teachers think of me at the beginning of the year, the second is what they're thinking at the end!:)

"I get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs"- Fireflies, Owl City (who doesn't want hugs from lightning bugs?)

"You're cooler than the flip side of my pillow"- Smile, Uncle Kracker

My mind works like lightning - one brilliant flash and then its gone

I wanted to La Push Jacob off a cliff. (I would never push Jacob off a cliff or anyone else for that matter, that'd be mean, but La Pushing him off a cliff...whole other story)

What is the speed of dark? (Wow, again haunting)

Would the ocean be deeper if there weren't any sponges in it? (and again)

Flying is simple - just throw yourself at the ground and miss (I'm to good at aiming! GOSH!!)

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't (And then there are the people who actually know why this is funny)

On the other hand, you have different fingers

Honk if you love peace and quiet (that would be exciting to do)

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much

Don't knock on Death's door - hit the doorbell and run - he hates that

Its kind of fun to do the impossible - Walt Disney

...he came to hate the pebble and everything about it. - Eragon

I may be an idiot but I'm not stupid - Spencer, iCarly

Maybe the deranged hermit has a point - Manny, Ice Age 3

Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families (and enemies are the way of making everything else in life seem great)

Seamus Finnegan is not after my Lucky Charms

Bringing a fortune cookie to divination class does not count as extra credit

I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

I will not sing "We are off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmaster's office (though it would be fun)

Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it keeps flying anyway

Children left unattended will be given espresso and a puppy (I saw this one in a christmas store!!))

If a man says something, and a woman doesn't hear him, is he still wrong?

And then the 109 year old sissy fell in love with the 17 year old emotional train wreck. Its so beautiful! (I love this one. It's like the Twilight saga in a nutshell! Preferably a coconut shell.)

Look at the bright side: at least i don’t sparkle (my cousin once tried to put sparkly lotion on me, I ran screaming)

“Let’s eat grandpa!” “Let’s eat, grandpa!” Punctuation saves lives.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

A lot of people like to make fiction seem as “realistic” as possible. These people are boring. Avoid them.

Do you remember in grade school how they made you line up shortest to tallest for fire drills? What, do tall people burn slower?

We’re just your ordinary, typical American family, who could keep the entire psychiatric industry in business all by ourselves. -Double Identity

There are many reasons why novelists write – but they all have one thing in common: a need to create an alternative world.

If annoyed further, I will spork your eyes out. :)

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies

Yes I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Some people are alive today simply because it is illegal to kill them (I'm one of those people and so are half of my friends! Though we'd probably kill each other just because we're demonic like that!)

God must love stupid people, He made so many.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

BRB: I’m busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action

Normal is just another word for untalented

I’m sick of people having a near-death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when the first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE!! That’s not God – that’s a mag-light!

Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality

Reading Twilight is like taking a Cruciartus Curse to the brain.

J.K. Rowling proved that young adult novels can be over 500 pages. Stephenie Meyer proved that some shouldn't be.

Bella Swan - sending feminism back another 100 years.

Anti-Twilight because Edward is abusive and Bella is a moron.

A good friend will pick you up when you fall. Best friends will push you back down and laugh.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (this describes my hobby)

Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Tracy Morgan: Why did you slap me? Bruce Willis: I was in the moment, and the moment said slap ya. - Cop Out

-a picture of George Bush pointing at a sparkle- You make me smile, Tinkerbell. I'll kill you last.

Get off me baby hippo! - Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie

WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?! - Alex reads Twilight, look it up on youtube

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

I trip up the stairs.

So stick that in your juice box and suck it.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

When nothing goes right... go left.

No matter how i feel it's always true, that the one thing that makes me smile is YOU.

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous...? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I put the mirror down.

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right, forgive the ones who dont, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

I text people sitting next to me.

I believe everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so that eventually, you'll learn to trust no one, but yourself, and sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can come together.

Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you.

People are going to want you, need you, exceed you, take you, love you, hate you, play you, rate you, save you, and break you but that's what makes you.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Welcome to the dark side, are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

What's this thing you call "normal"? Is it contagious? OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your normal?

Moo! I'm a fish!

Thank you Captain Obvious.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Shut up voice! ...or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot mess it up!

Say no to drugs. Say yes to tacos!

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present...

Hey you. Yeah you. No, not you... The other guy. You right there. Yes, you. Do you like tacos?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Why yes, I do spontaneously break out in ninja moves.

Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the moment, ignore the pain, live, laugh, love, forgive and forget, life's too short to be living with regrets.

The more you learn the more you'll know, the more you know th more you'll forget, the more you forget the less you know, so... why learn.

My imaginary friends thinks you have serious problems...

Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.

Would you like a side of epic with that fail.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain.

My future is so bright, I need shades.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NO.

Never give up on something you can't go a day without thinking about.

Some people are like slinkies. They don't have a purpose, but they bring a smile to your face when you see them going down the stairs.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me.

Do not interrupt me when I am talking to myself.

Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they're always there.

Nobody is ugly after 2 A.M.

Ooooh...Drama! Let's get popcorn!

Homework hurts trees.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon.

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?

It's okay, I'm a ninja.

Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud.

That which does not kill us only makes us stronger.

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

I'm the kind of person who will spend hours trying to drowned a fish.

Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or bad.

To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.

Live life as if you'll die tomorrow, dream as if you'll live forever.

Nobody is worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry.

Some people wonder if they left on the stove. I worry about the zombie uprising.

Are you trying to communicate or did your cat just walk on the keyboard.

Never regret something that once made you smile.

You never know how strong you are untilo being strong is the only choice you've got.

Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?

Sometimes all you can do is laugh to keep yourself from crying.

He is 90 the reason I get up in the morning, the other 10 is the need to pee.

Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch you're actions they become habits. Watch your habits, they become character. Watch your character, it becomes your destiny.

Here's to the future because I'm done with the past.

I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.

The mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open.

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Don't you try to outweird me.

Our eyes are placed in front because its more important to look ahead than to look back.

Life is like an artichoke, I don't know why, it just is.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

Strength is nothing more than how well you hide the pain.

Sometimes people put up walls not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

"Latte" is Italian for "you payed to much for that coffee."

The greatest plkeasure in life is doing what people say you can not do.

I notice that you are gangster. I am pretty gangster myself.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I'm not short. I'm just unusually not tall.

In case of emergency, run like hell!

Somedays... even my lucky rocketship undies doesn't help.

I'm the type of person who can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.

We're all gonna die, but I've got a helmet.

Move on it's just a chapter in the past, but don't close the book just turn the page.

"What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? 42." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Dr. John Watson: Get that out of my face.
Sherlock Holmes: It's not in your face; it's in my hand.
Dr. John Watson: Get what's in your hand out my face."
-Sherlock Holmes

This isn't flying. This is falling with style! -Toy Story

I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it. -Star Trek

"Do I look like a killer to You? (Castle)
Yes you kill my patience.(Beckett)- Castle, tv

"Umm.. yah, he touches things."-Castle said by Kate Beckett

"She's armed; he's dangerous."- Castle

"Don't ruin my story with your logic." -Castle

"Oh, his moon property is just down the hill from mine."-Castle

"Three armed cops and a writer make four; your underarrest so get on the floor."-Castle

"Are you still talking?"-Castle

Copy-and-Pasters!

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you have inside jokes with yourself, copy anf paste this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

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If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this and put it in your profile(hehe, me and my friends do this religiously!)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you’ve had that happen to you, copy this and put it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, Guzzin' Gurl, ChetCherrio, Muggleborn444, faithfulfantasyluver, Violetfangs

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If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

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If you've gotten someone else addicted to Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile.

This or That (normal style):

1. Fruit or vegetable?

Vegetable

2. Lights on or lights off?

Off

3. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla

4. TV or Movie?

TV

5. Car or Truck?

Truck

6. Rock or Rap?

Rap

7. Cookies or Muffins?

COOKIES!

8. French toast or French fries?

French fries

9. Winter Break or Spring Break?

Winter break

10. Ipod or MP3?

Ipods

11. Computer or television?

Computer

12. Snickers or Twix?

Twix

13. Coke or Pepsi?

Pepsi

14. Comedy or Drama?

Comedy Drama

15. Jack Sparrow or Will Turner?

Jack Sparrow!

16. Emo or Goth?

EMO! Fang is EMO! I LOVE FANG!

17. Summer or Winter?

Summer. I would like Winter but there's no snow where I live.

18. Call or Text?

Text

19. Chocolate milk or Hot Chocolate?

Chocolate milk

20. Christmas or Haloween?

Christmas

Q-What is your favorite color?

A- Purple

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A- Luke.

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- Poseidon

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- Flying! With actual wings! I would have violet colored wings!

Q-Favorite Percy Jackson quote?

A- "Nuts and berries, yeah." -Grover

Q-Favorite Christmas song?

A- Baby, It's Cold Outside (THE GLEE VERSION IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Q-Favorite song?

A- Born This Way, Lady Gaga

Q-If you could date any Percy Jackson character who would it be?

A- Nico! He's a mini-me version of Fang!

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?

A- Annabeth or Rachel Elizabeth Dare (if I had a wig)

Q-Favorite books?

A- Too many to list- ex: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson . . .

Q-Night or Day?

A Night

Q- If you could be king or queen of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- Make an International Maximum Ride Day!

Q- What's your personality like?

A- Know-it-all, nerdy, not as perfect as people want me to be

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- Number Six: Total Boss

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- Dumb Republican

Q- Who is the most special person to you?

A- My best friend

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A- Walking across a vine with nothing to support me except a harness like 40 feet up in the air at science camp

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A- Spastic

Q- What is your favorite month?

A- March

Q- What does your user name mean?

A- my favorite color is violet and I lovelovelove Fang from Maximum Ride

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A- you could say I have, I guess. no one really got hurt since we weren't particularly trying to hurt each other. But I was playing Powder Puff football and almost got in a fight with a girl on the other team. the ref split us up.

Q- Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

A- Talyn Johannah

Q- Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

A- Darren Crisstopher

Q- Biggest fear?

A- Heights. The only way I can do heights is if I can feel a tug from whatever is supporting me.

Creepiest, but Most Epically True Poem Ever (especially when you're reading it out loud in class: your teacher is the narrator, your friend who is a year older than you and has a deep voice is the hangman, and you're reading the underlined part):

The Hangman
by Maurice Ogden

Into our town the hangman came,
smelling of gold and blood and flame.
He paced our bricks with a different air,
and built his frame on the courthouse square.

The scaffold stood by the courthouse side,
only as wide as the door was wide
with a frame as tall, or a little more,
than the capping sill of the courthouse door.

And we wondered whenever we had the time,
Who the criminal? What the crime?
The hangman judged with the yellow twist
of knotted hemp in his busy fist.

And innocent though we were with dread,
we passed those eyes of buckshot lead.
Till one cried, "Hangman, who is he,
for whom you raised the gallows-tree?"

Then a twinkle grew in his buckshot eye
and he gave a riddle instead of reply.
"He who serves me best," said he
"Shall earn the rope on the gallows-tree."

And he stepped down and laid his hand
on a man who came from another land.
And we breathed again, for anothers grief
at the hangmans hand, was our relief.

And the gallows frame on the courthouse lawn
by tomorrow's sun would be struck and gone.
So we gave him way and no one spoke
out of respect for his hangmans cloak.

The next day's sun looked mildly down
on roof and street in our quiet town;
and stark and black in the morning air
the gallows-tree on the courthouse square.

And the hangman stood at his usual stand
with the yellow hemp in his busy hand.
With his buckshot eye and his jaw like a pike,
and his air so knowing and business-like.

And we cried, "Hangman, have you not done,
yesterday with the alien one?"
Then we fell silent and stood amazed.
"Oh, not for him was the gallows raised."

He laughed a laugh as he looked at us,
"Do you think I've gone to all this fuss,
To hang one man? That's the thing I do.
To stretch the rope when the rope is new."

Then one cried, "Murder!" and one cried, "Shame!"
and into our midst the hangman came;
to that mans place, "Do you hold," said he,
"With him that was meat for the gallows-tree?"

He laid his hand on that one's arm
and we shrank back in quick alarm.
We gave him way, and no one spoke,
out of fear of the hangmans cloak.

That night we saw with dread surprise
the hangmans scaffold had grown in size.
Fed by the blood beneath the chute,
the gallows-tree had taken root.

Now as wide, or a little more
than the steps that led to the courthouse door.
As tall as the writing, or nearly as tall,
half way up on the courthouse wall.

The third he took, we had all heard tell,
was a usurer..., an infidel.
And "What" said the hangman, "Have you to do
with the gallows-bound..., and he a Jew?"

And we cried out, "Is this one he
who has served you well and faithfully?"
The hangman smiled, "It's a clever scheme
to try the strength of the gallows beam."

The fourth man's dark accusing song
had scratched our comfort hard and long.
"And what concern," he gave us back,
"Have you for the doomed-the doomed and black?"

The fifth, the sixth, and we cried again,
"Hangman, hangman, is this the man?"
"It's a trick", said he, "that we hangman know
for easing the trap when the trap springs slow."

And so we ceased and asked no more
as the hangman tallied his bloody score.
And sun by sun, and night by night
the gallows grew to monstrous height.

The wings of the scaffold opened wide
until they covered the square from side to side.
And the monster cross beam looking down,
cast its shadow across the town.

Then through the town the hangman came
through the empy streets and called my name.
I looked at the gallows soaring tall
and thought ... "there's no one left at all
for hanging ... and so he called to me
to help take down the gallows-tree."
And I went out with right good hope
to the hangmans tree and the hangmans rope.

He smiled at me as I came down
to the courthouse square...through the silent town.
Supple and stretched in his busy hand,
was the yellow twist of hempen strand.

He whistled his tune as he tried the trap
and it sprang down with a ready snap.
Then with a smile of awful command,
He laid his hand upon my hand.

*At this point my friend put his hand on my shoulder.

"You tricked me Hangman." I shouted then,
"That your scaffold was built for other men,
and I no henchman of yours." I cried.
"You lied to me Hangman, foully lied."

Then a twinkle grew in his buckshot eye,
"Lied to you...tricked you?" He said "Not I...
for I answered straight and told you true.
The scaffold was raised for none but you."

"For who has served more faithfully?
With your coward's hope." said He,
"And where are the others that might have stood
side by your side, in the common good?"

"Dead," I answered, and amiably
"Murdered," the Hangman corrected me.
"First the foreigner ... then the Jew.
I did no more than you let me do."

Beneath the beam that blocked the sky
none had stood so alone as I.
The Hangman noosed me...and no voice there
cried "Stop!" ... for me in the empty square.

My teacher didn't continue reading when she read, "and no voice there cried" because not one of my classmate's paper was highlighted on the word, "Stop!". The silence was the creepiest thing I had ever heard. And when my friend put his hand on my shoulder and said, "Murdered," I swear I almost died...

Story Info:

I love to write, but sadly due to an expanding schedule and a mom like a hawk who knows exactly what homework you have and when it's due I won't be able to post as much as I would hope so sorry if it takes a while! Plus, I'm writing my own stories so...

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: The Song of Purple Summer-Spring Awakening

Waking Up: Be Still-The Fray (I wish that's what I could do when I wake up...)

First Day At School: Johnny B. Goode-chuck Berry (Yeah... I still listen to the old stuff. Love this song. :D)

Falling In Love: Severus and Lily-Alexander Desplat (how depressing. Because he's forever friend-zoned and she chooses the other guy then dies. Then he dies too...)

Fight Song: Rage and Serenity-Henry Jackson (thats fun... I like it!)

Breaking Up: We Owned The Night-Lady Antebellum (Title doesn't work but the lyrics kind of do.)

Prom night: Edge of Glory-Lady Gaga (Ahahaha, makes me seem really dirty and not a moral person at all, but whatever it's kind of true-"I need a man who makes it feel so right when it's so wrong")

Life: Raise Your Glass-P!nk (Heh. YOLO.)

Mental Breakdown: Healing Incantation-Tangled (great. Now I seem like some sort of addict or something...)

Driving: Here We Are-The Fray (Totally applies!)

Flashback: Where Are You Christmas?-Faith Hill (Perfection! Though I'm not sure why that's still in my iPod...)

Getting back together: The Boys of Fall-Kenny Chesney (Does this mean I'm getting back together with a football player? I'm down.)

Wedding: F*cking Perfect-P!nk(It works so well!)

Birth of Child: Peanut Butter and Jelly-Brian Regan (ahahaha, my kids are gonna be sandwich lovers)

Final Battle: Uprising-Muse (YES! I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS! Even though it's the "Final Battle", y'know...)

Funeral Song: Piano Man-Billy Joel (Awww, isn't that sweet?)

Final Credits: I Love You This Big-Scotty McCreery (aw, that's cute. I love this song.)