You are always allowed to tell me about my grammar and spelling errors. You can tell me if my writing is the crappiest thing in the world, unless there's a bad day notice on my page. (Then you wait until the notice changes before shooting me down.) You can douse me in flames all you want. Me? I just want the truth.

Am I having a bad day today? Yes No

Max does not associate herself with a brand of toy horses known as My Little Pony, contrary to popular belief.

Important things first. Like...

My stories:

~Not to be Expected: Harry Potter fanfic. It's about to be taken off site anyways so I'm not going to bother. (Goodbye, little fic. Wait, that sounded wrong.)

~If I Wasn't There: First book in the If series; my greatest success thus far. Harry Potter/Maximum Ride crossover, where Max is Voldie's daughter and she has to get the Flock on their side but then things come up and yeah... Completed

~If I Never Live: Book two in the If series. Harry Potter/Maximum Ride crossover, where horrible memories are coming back and Max wishes she didn't live them once, much less live them again

~Between the Two: Mortal Instruments/Harry Potter crossover. I was reading the Mortal Instruments and those two werewolves were having that conversation about who would win: Magnus or Dumbledore. My take on it. (See epilogue of City of Ashes) Feel free to suggest ideas. Randomness is your best friend.

~Running Out of Words to Say: Maximum Ride fanfic, where Max is one of the school track stars and the top of the school and popular while Fang is the quiet, dark, mysterious, and not particularly shy new kid. They fall in love (kinda), and Fang won't talk to her. (On hold because I'm suffering from post-evil-reviewer sadness. D'X)

~Jell-o Shots: Just something I wrote out of boredom and sudden inspiration about Teddy babysitting all his little cousins and they find something called a shot cup and he has to explain what it is. Completed.

~Better than You: The childhood of Alecto and Amycus Carrow. Yes, I know their names don't match their gender and I'll explain why later. Anyways, Amy's a cheerleader and Alec's a Quidditch player and I have no idea where this is going. :D It's on hold until I get angry people demanding me to update. Or until I finish the things I'm currently working on.

~Champion: Companion (sorta) fic to the If series; remember Dave? Real life Dave wanted to write something so we ended up with this. Co-written with Brubin

Would you like me to write a story? I was considering these after I finish a few of my current projects:

~YumixUlrich Cinderella version: Basically a Cinderella story with Sissi getting on everyone's nerves, no evil stepmother yet, Yumi's the quiet and unnoticed one of Kadic and Ulrich is, as usual, the 'prince' everyone wants. I've just noticed that no one's written one yet so I'm tempted to write one just so there is one.

~YumixUlrich version of Running Out of Words to Say: It was already an idea way back in the beginning of Running Out of Words to say with a role reversal; Yumi's the slightly less quiescent new girl and Ulrich's a track and soccer star with all the girls throwing themselves at his feet.

~Code Lyoko/Soul Eater crossover: Yumi's friends from Japan come for a student exchange program and they find Lyoko. It's just something I want to write after I'm finished with all the stuff I've started.

Also taking suggestions.

I Like:

Panthers
Wolves (especially the ones with wings...)
Horses
Actually, make that pretty much any animal
Computer
My iPod (can't live without it)
Ice skating (even if I suck at it)
Asdf on Youtube
Youtube in general
Pudding (What? It's true.)
Graphic Novels (My life)
My friends
Dragcave
Facebook
My email
Getting emails saying that ppl reviewed
Getting emails saying that ppl fave'd the story
Getting emails from friends
Getting emails from people
Getting emails in general unless it's about yet another overdue book from the library
Poetry (see here)
Depressing Poetry (yes, really)
When people send me good comments about my poetry
Mushroom clouds
Camping with the whacked out family (I don't think we're related though)
Mysterious island visiting via kayak
Partying like a drunkard even though you're not drunk
Books
Code Lyoko
Yumi and Ulrich sitting not it a tree, f-u-c...never mind
The fact that season 5 of Code Lyoko comes out this year (OMG!)
Hawaiian pizza
Vanilla bean cake
Vanilla everything
The color black
The color blue
Pieces of flair
Your mom (j.k.)
Socks
Origami
Post it notes turned origami
Origami earrings
Twix
Minty stuff
Candy canes
Chocolate mint candy canes
Penguins (not for eating)
Starbursts
Cookies and cream
Raw cookie dough
Cooked cookie dough
White chocolate and macadamia cookies
Buttercream frosting
Snow
Dancing in the rain
Dancing in the rain without getting sick
Fruity shampoo
Random comments
Sarcasm
Hot chocolate
Martial arts (even if I suck)
Funny faces
Serious faces that make people laugh
Twisting around someone's lame attempt to irk me and make them feel stupid
Swallowing gum
Bothering people
High school credit
Good graffiti (where do you learn how to do good graffiti anyways? I want to learn!)
Drawing
Painting
Art in general
Deviantart
Northwestern science
Ninjas
Stalkers that aren't stalking me
Fish (both for looking at and eating)
'I never...' The game
TNT
Random dinner foods in the fire pit burning while we try to roast marshmallows (smells funny. Just saying...)
0.5 lead in pretty mechanical pencils
Asian people (I'm Asian. :D)
Asian nerds with glasses
People who can play a guitar
People with positive IQs
Converse shoes
Skullcandy
Extra Credit
How the Imsa application forms could be longer

I Hate:

You (no, just kidding.)
Annoying people (if you're annoying, then I wasn't kidding about the one above)
Getting sick
Hot liquids running down any article of clothing
Cold liquids running down any article of clothing
Anything running down any article of clothing that shouldn't be running down articles of clothing
Snobs
Hypocrites
Blood stains (not blood, just the stains)
When writers on Fanfiction or Fictionpress spell things wrong or have bad grammar and wrong punctuation and all that stuff. I'm not a pessimist. It just annoys me, okay?
When people request a certain number of reviews before they post the next chapter
When Rose Hathaway get pregnant with Dimitri Belikov's child. TOO MANY OF THEM ROAM THIS FANFICTION UNIVERSE!
The fact that some stories never get finished
Finishing a story and the only review I get is 'you could do better'
Finishing a great book, movie, etc and finding out that there are very few fanfiction stories for it (like Nightschool, for example. And the fact that there aren't enough YumixUlrich ones either)
Mold (ew)
Washing moldy containers (ew ew ew and ewer)
The fact that I'm not allowed to get a dog
Spam (email and canned spreadable ham alike)
Flames
Chocolate ice cream
Chocolate frosting
Chocolate anything that tastes bitter
When people don't review (actually, it just makes me sad.)
Burnt marshmallows that can't be eaten anymore
The smell of roasting grapes, plastic, graham crackers, cereal boxes and anything else that shouldn't be roasting in a fire
Bananas (it's just something about how squishy it is)
Lego Mars Mission Theme Music (because my brother won't stop playing it)
When my computer crashes
Halo addicts
SAT prep courses (not even out of middle school and guess what? SAT prep course for you, little girl!)
My school-seven-days-a-week-unless-it's-a-holiday-or-you're-dead-or-in-a-coma-or-otherwise-similarly-occupied schedule (my all time not updating excuse)
Falling off skateboards
Running my fingers through my hair and realizing that there's a big dent in the back
Being criticized
Being asked out 120 time in one minute by the same person over and over (you'd imagine that they'd understood what 'no' meant)
Plain yogurt sold made by American brands (Chinese plain yogurt actually tastes good)
People who tell me I'm not good enough
People who rip on my art
People who produce a painting of a bunch of paint on a canvas and get rich while I'm drawing chalk horses that look real and I don't even get paid
When people don't know when to stop talking
People who irk me
When people talk about embarrassing thing and you tell them to stop but they won't
Guys who insist they have a mustache no matter how many times I tell them they don't
Guys that don't seem to get that I'd like them better if they didn't have a mustache
People that ditch me
People who freak out when they find out that my parents are not multi-billionaires just because their parents are
English teachers who tell me that my poems have to have a 'So What?' So what? I don't want my poems to have a 'So What?' So what are you going to do about it?
Teachers that favor popular kids
When my Skullcandy breaks
People with seemingly no IQ
People who insult mentally retarded people
Myself when I accidentally laugh at a mean joke
Homework
Cafeteria food
When cookies aren't chewy
When cookies are too chewy
When cookies are too sweet
The chocolate chips in chocolate chip cookies
Slow internet connections
The smell of alcohol
The smell of lit cigar/cigarettes
Dead snakes
The last episode/book of an amazing series
The fact that the carpet floor is wet and now my sock is wet
People with funky grammar on Wikias
Funny doorbells
When my computer hard drive gets cleaned out
The mute button
How the Imsa application forms could be shorter
How I'm pretty sure I'm not getting into Imsa

Pm me anytime u want. I'm here every now and then. If you email me and I don't know you, then I'm going to think you're a stalker.

My fiction press account is over here. Go visit it sometimes. I've got one shots and poems 'cause I always bore my readers... *winkwink*

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A myth

(Laugh; it's funny.)

And just because I'm me...we get the dirty jokes

Q: What begins with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? I dare you to scream it. You won't? I'll do it...
A: FIRETRUCK! (Get it?)

Q: What begins with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? Try screaming this one.
A: POPCORN! (yum! i like cinnamon and butter!)

Did you know that roughly 90 percent of the pictures of the internet are of naked women? Now you know. Are you disgusted? You should be.

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nonna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought...that it might be cold?)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:"Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what? Outer space?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nut.

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nut"

(Gee, who would have imagined?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one:

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

(Aw, thanks for ruining the world wide dream of flying...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".

(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with the tourists.

Cocktail lounge in Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO
THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
COOLERS AND HEATERS: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE
CONTROL YOURSELF.

Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM
MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE
HIM WITH VIGOUR.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On an Athi River highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

One of the Mathare buildings:
MENTAL HEALTH PREVENTION CENTRE.

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

In a Pumwani maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

In a cemetery
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand:
PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.

Hotel brochure, Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL
OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.

Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT
YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.

Hotel elevator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET
COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

Hotel catering to skiers, Austria:
NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF
ASCENSION.

Taken from a menu, Poland:
SALAD A FIRM'S OWN MAKE;
LIMPID RED BEET SOUP WITH CHEESY DUMPLINGS IN THE FORM OF A FINGER;
ROASTED DUCK LET LOOSE;
BEEF RASHERS BEATEN IN THE COUNTRY PEOPLE'S FASHION.

Supermarket, Hong Kong:
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.

From the "Soviet Weekly":
HERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS
AND SCULPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS.

In an East African newspaper:
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE
THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.

Hotel, Vienna:
IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF
DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT
UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN
THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.

A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.

In a Swiss mountain inn:
SPECIAL TODAY - NO- ICE CREAM.

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait!

In a barbershop: "If you're not becoming to her, you should be coming to us".

Signs seen in Great Britain.

Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Metaphorses be with you! (Say it out loud)

Be sure to proofread, because you might some words out.

FRIENDS: Will dare you to embarrass yourself by calling things out to your crush which hates the fact you like them but will put up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will yell "Y.M.C.A scratch you balls and say WHY ARE WE GAY?" to your crush just to embarrass you not caring about themselves.

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME, DID YA MISS ME?"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass with his/her dad's base ball bat

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will re post this crap

Girl Comebacks!

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really, I'd put f and u together

Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "girl comebacks"

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices:
1)Repost and show you care
2)Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A true boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

(Ironic, seeing as I don't have a boyfriend...)

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Our parents and our grandma immigrated from China. So, it's either my mum or dad or me or my brother or my grandma. I'm not sure but I don't think there are any Chinese in my family.

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

What happens if you put 'this side up' facing down while popping microwave popcorn?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. (My grandad said that too!)

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... (mmmmmm... pie...)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil... Wait, no, It's Edward Cullen painted Silver... Still as bad...

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

She who laughs last laughs the Laughiest.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

A synonym is a word you use when you don't know how to spell the other one.

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

In two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

The grass is always greener on t.v.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

My favorite books!

~Harry Potter (like the rest of the world)

~Maximum Ride

~Twilight Series (Sorta kinda um...)

~Percy Jackson and the Olympians

~The Hunger Games

~Gone

~House of Night (Nefert is a really weird principal...)

~Hate List

~Fallen

~Vampire Academy

~Alex Rider

My Favorite Anime/Manga/Graphic Novel/Cartoon/Anything like that!

~Kitchen Princess

~Fullmetal Alchemist (FMA)

~Fruits Basket

~Soul Eater

~Nightschool

~Gothic Soccer

~Spy Goddess

~Imadoki! Nowadays

~Code Lyoko (my current favorite!!!)

Favorite Characters (1 per book/anime/manga/whatev)

~Bree Tanner (Twilight Series)

~Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson and the Olypians)

~Rose Hathaway (Vampire Academy)

~Jaq (Nightschool...I thought he was a girl...)

~Primrose Everdeen (The Hunger Games)

~Can't pick one for Harry Potter. Sorry peeps!

~Can't pick one for Maximum Ride either.

~Stevie Rae (House of Night)

~Astird (Gone)

~Alex (Alex Rider, duh)

~Maka (Soul Eater)

~Al (Go! Go! Alphonse! FMA)

~Najika (Kitchen Princess)

~Kyo (Fruits Basket; I'm a lil rat, ironically. ^-^)

~Yumi or Ulrich...ugh, they're so darn cute; I just can't pick (Code Lyoko)

Important dates:

March 16: When FANG is released in the U.S.A. (Done!)

August 24: When Mockingjay is released in the U.S.A. (Done!)

Some time in May: When Burned comes out. (Done!)

October 26: When Nightschool book 4 comes out (Done! And I even bought it!)

December 9: When Last Sacrifice comes out (and it's my friend's birthday :) (Done!)

Next year in March (???): ANGEL comes out

Some point in the future: Avatar II comes out

2013: Maximum Ride the moive comes out

Some time this year (I think): Season five of Code Lyoko comes out (25 episodes!)