Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!

Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :

“Well, you appear to have become my date. Shall I introduce myself?” I gasped as he removed his mask, revealing the face of none other than James Potter. I could not be falling for James Potter. So I did the only thing I could think of. I ran. R&R!

A goofy little story involving the wonderful Lucius and his equally wonderful pimp cane. One-shot

Much about Snape's life was revealed with Deathly Hallows...but what about the years he taught at Hogwarts before Harry? What if there was a girl who needed someone to understand just what she was going through?

This is a collection of 6 word stories for the HPFC. I am going to do 50 characters, starting with Severus Snape, and ending with Lord Voldemort. R&R please. COMPLETE

Hey again! I'm thinking of writing a full story- based on this or my Harry one shot. I'd like to know what you think, another Ipod Challenge.

Many know the story of the Final Battle, but it is rare for an outsider to know this one. Fred Weasley had a girlfriend, he ordered her to go home before the battle. She struggles to live a normal life after his death- then.. a certain ghost appears...

.'P.S. You should really start trying to control your anger, you know…the Llamas can smell your irritation.'

James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.

What happens when a bored nine-year-old Bellatrix Black meets a mysterious boy in the park?

Remus teaches Tonks how to Waltz,and ends up having a much better evening than expected.

Astoria walks on a scene she wishes didn't just happen. Why is it she's so upset? Draco/Astoria. One-Shot.

What do Gryffindors play when they're bored? Truth or Dare! What secrets will be spilled and dares done? One-Shot

Draco always thought his son was different...

Astoria Greengrass finds an unexpected person late one stormy night. Who is it? One-Shot

To George, in case I don't make it through." Post DH, hopefully not too soppy. Rated T for language.

A fic based off the song, I Miss you by 'And then I turned seven'. Features George Weasley's thoughts on his brothers funeral.

Bailey Thompson embarks on a journey to find love, friendship, and herself, in her fifth year at Hogwarts. George Weasley x OC, takes place in HP & the Goblet of Fire.

Remus encounters his crush in the library. ONESHOT

what happens when you mix the Dark Lord and alcohol?

Voldemort has finally met his match.

Ginny remembers her brother. ONESHOT.

Severus Snape is left for dead in the shack after Harry leaves. Hours later, he still somehow clings onto life, and this may be what was going through his mind.

Join the Hogwarts gang as Sirius Black leads them through dangers using his cunning..ow, James! Sirius, you know this story is all about ME! Right Lily? POTTER! THIS STORY IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU ARROGANT, EGO ::Remus covers head w pillow:: Just read.

Among the high school students at Safe Haven Church there is a tradition called The Dare. What happens when this Dare has gone too far?

Oneshot. Narcissa dreams of Severus.