AKA, housefreak13.

Me on tumblr: Minerva Lily Gardner

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Okay, so about me:

1. I love gLee, The Good Wife, NCIS, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Castle and Pretty Little Liars. I'm a tv freak. Fanfiction is what gets me through the summer, until new in the fall, mind you I just took up actually writing some stories.

2. I like school. My favorite subjects are English, French and Drama. I have two teachers who seriously need to hook up (just like Will/Emma from gLee! ;p) and me and my friends are always observing them. LOL, I know, its very stalker-like. Oh, and the female teacher looks like Alicia Florrick! How cool is that???

3. I'd like to be a doctor or a lawyer. I cant decide. Doctors are cool and I love anatomy, but if i want to be a doctor I have to take all sciences (physics, chem., bio.,) and i really dont want to. Lawyer would be fun, but I'm not sure its what I really want.

4. Harry FREAKING Potter !!!!! Thats all I have to say. (OH AND THAT TRUE HARRY POTTER FANS READ THE BOOKS, NOT RELY ON THE INACCURICIES FROM THE MOVIES!!!)

SHIPS (I have a LOT so be patient ;D):

1. Will/Emma- gLee: Will and Emma belong together, seriously, they'll have cute singing babies one day ;)

2. Rachel/Finn-gLee: Finn is perfect to calm Rachel's crazy stardom-ness. ;)

3. Will/Alicia-The Good Wife: OMG, these two are my OTP for life. Someone kill me now. Urgh, they are so CUTE.

4. Jenny/Gibbs-NCIS: NCIS hasn't been the same since they KILLED Jenny. It just hasn't. I will forever hold a place for her and Jibbs in my heart.

5. Tony/Ziva-NCIS: I am watching NCIS just to see if this will happen. She was so jealous when Tony was dating Jeanne, and he when she was dating Micheal.

6. McGee/Abby-NCIS: Abby likes McGee. Seriously. She was so jealous when that 'Susan' polygraph chick was all up on him. Even the people opposed to this ship would be able to see it.

7. Castle/Beckett- Castle: OMG They have the best chemistry on tv. Deal with it. Although, not as good as Willicia.

8. Merideth/Derek- Grey's Anatomy: They are just cute. And Married! Even if it was a Post It wedding...

9. Booth/Brennan-Bones: OKAY. I'm glad they are having a kid together. ( :

10. Minerva McGonagall/Albus Dumbledore-Harry Potter: LOL, I refuse to believe what JK Rowling said. Albus Dumbledore is NOT GAY. He is in love with Minerva McGonagall and their is nothing she can do about, because she doesn't own my brain!

11. Lily/Snape-Harry Potter: Yea, I know. James and Lily are cute too, It's just, James Potter could have had whoever he wanted, but he stole Snapes one true love, only true love: Lily Evans.

12. Ron/Hermione-Harry Potter: Of course. As soon as Viktor Krum came, I was like: HEY! Stop hitting on Ron's Girlfriend! Even though they werent dating.

13. Harry/Ginny- Harry Potter: So cute. Ever since Ickle Ginnykins couldnt talk to Harry, I thought 'awww!' And for anyone who's read 'The Chamber of Secrets' do you remember Lockharts singing Valentine Dwarfs? And Ginny's Valentine to Harry? ;)

STORIES (In Progress):

In the midst of writing my first Law & Order: CI one shot, and also thinking about writing my first MMAD story. And I might start on a story about Alicia and Will and how her kids see everything.

Note: I think I'm going to just do oneshots for a while, chapter story's are a bit annoying. But I'll start doing plenty of oneshots for everything!

QUESTIONS:

If you were given the option to have the Dementor's Kiss or join the death eaters which would you do?

DEMENTORS KISS. DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY!!!!!

Would you own a House elf?

Um, yeah. But I wouldn't treat them like the prat Lucius Malfoy.

Speaking of Hose elves would you rather have the sensitive Winky or Grouchy Kreacher?

Kreacher, because apparently he is a great cook. But honestly? I'd want DOBBY!

If you were at the store and saw Harry Potter buying whole milk, what would you do? lol =D
Scream. Really loud. Then ask him to take me to the Burrow, so I could live in the wizarding world. Molly would take me in. ;p

What's worse, being locked up in a room with Lockhart or Umbridge?
Lockhart. I wouldnt be able to stand him. Umbridge would just be beaten up, and knocked out. Then handed over to dearest Minnie for a finishing touch. ;p

Out of the Trio, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, who's your favorite?

Hermione. Honestly... :D No, we smarty pantses need to stick together.

Who is your favorite Harry Potter character and why?

Minerva McGonagall. Because she kicked the toads butt. And she is super loyal to Dumbledore, and the Order and Hogwarts and the GOOD SIDE.

Who is your least favorite Harry Potter character and why?

Peter Pettigrew. Urgh.

Who is your favorite canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Hermione and Ron! Because they are cute and they waited so long, but get together in the middle of battle ;p

Who is your least favorite canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

James and Lily. Its not that I dont like them, but they arent my favourite.

Who is your favorite non-canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Minnie and Dumbledore! Yay, because JK is ridiculous. Neville is more gay then Dumbles.

What is your least favorite non-canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Minnie and Snape. Seriously? eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww , No. No. No...

If you were to go to Hogwarts, which House do you think you'd be put in and why?

Ravenclaw. I mean Gryffindor would be ideal, but brains like mine belong in Ravenclaw.

Out of all the deaths in Harry Potter, who's death affected you the most and/or you felt was unnecessary and why?

Tie between Dumbledore and Snape. Seriously, Dumbledore was the greatest wizard, and killed by someone he trusted! He left Harry soo alone. And Severus Snape, finding out where his true loyalties lie made me so sad. Urgh, my heart was dying so bad.

Out of all the characters whom survived, do you think any of them deserved to be killed off and why?

Draco Malfoy, slimy git. Seriously, in that last battle two faced bugger couldnt pick a side! He was an accomplice in Dumbldores Death!!!!!

How many Harry Potter books do you own?

All of them, of course. And Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Quidditch Through The Ages and Tales of Beedle the Bard. And 1-3 mini HP Dictionarys.

Which position would you choose if you played Quidditch?

Seeker, because Im fast and preffer to work alone.

Write 12 of your Fave Book characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Minerva McGonagall- HP. Because she is on the Good side, everything stated somewhere above!

2. Emma Pillsbury- Glee. OH MY GOD. So cute, and a red head. Probably a Squib Weasley, really.

3. Alicia Florrick- The Good Wife. Poor thing, brilliant Lawyer she is. Gives Diane a run for her money, honestly...

4. Severus Snape- HP. Yea, I know he was evil. He is a git. But he loved Lily so much! And as Dumbles once said: "The most powerful magic is Love." or something along those lines...

5. Hermione Granger- HP. She's a no it all like me! And she is brave. And she slapped Malfoy! Yay Hermione!

6. Molly Weasley- HP. Everyone's Favorite Mother. Sorry Alicia, your a good mom, but that's not why your number 3.

7. Albus Dumbledore- HP. He's a bit like my grandfather... Crazy old man too! And I find myself fond of 'barmy old codgers...' Dobby... :D

8. Sue Sylvester- Glee. Okay, I'm going to rattle off some of her best: "Oh I will bring it, William. You know what else I'm gonna to bring? I'm gonna bring some Asian cookery to wipe your head with. Cause right now you've got enough product in your hair to season a wok." Brilliant!

9. Kate Beckett- Castle. She is so freaking pretty! (Plus Stana Katic can speak French AND is Canadian. Can you say double whammy?!) Her chemistry with Castle is undeniably wonderful.

10. Ron Weasley- HP. Bloody. Hell. LOL, Harry doesn't have good sayings like Ron does. And Ron is a WEASLEY! And he has red hair, which I am a sucker for ;p

11. Dobby- HP. House Elves rule, and poor Dobby died a hero. He was super cute!!!

12. Temperance Brennan- Bones. Like an adult version of me and Hermione. Brilliant job, and a brain. A really big brain at that.

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Umm, nope. That would be... strange. Unless Dobby went to work for the Weasleys! That would be cool.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?Umm, not cause he has a hooked nose and greasy hair. But he is hot on the inside, if you get me.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Not possible, unless women can get each other pregnant... Have I gone somewhere?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Many. I mean, hey? It's Kate Beckett, NYPD's Greatest (and hottest) Detective!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?If by couple, you mean a couple of people just happening to be mother and daughter? Sure! They are both red heads, and like I said, Emma is a Squib Weasley. The first child actually, and Molly is her mother. But romantically? Nah, I'm not for the slashy homosexual stuff.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten, How ironic. Go Ronmione! Or whatever people are calling it...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? Well, if Dumbles is really gay, he would understand, seeing as its Emma and Brennan... But seeing as I dont believe that... He would close his eyes and say, "Oh dear me, I'm so very sorry for interupting you... I will go and leave you alone." He would make them feel comfertable. And they would stop, but then continue wherethey left off.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Ron Weasley accidently runs over a pedestrian while driving his family around Chicago on Vacation. Alicia Florrick is his lawyer. Will she help him win his case?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?No. No. Eww, Minnie doesn't go with women. Not Sue anyway. Because, truthfully? Sue is a female Lockhart.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. "Science Unexplained: Magic Made Known To Brennan" Albus comforts Brennan when she realizes Science may not be accurate...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Seriously? I have already discussed my HATRED for MM/SS. But if they were to get together, the plot would be, they get locked in a broom cupboard or something. *shudder x10000000*

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? Definately not. No, but I know others do and It is truthfully a bit disturbing.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?Don't think so... But that would be an intresting story to read with that character... thanks for the idea!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?Emma/Snape/Hermione... No. None of these pairing even work. Not even in the most demented head. Not even as friends!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?"BLOODY HELL HERMIONE! WHY IN THE NAME OF MERLINS MOST BAGGY Y FRONTS ARE YOU STOPPING?" haha... :D

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Physical by Olivia Newton-John, because she actually sang it and felt humiliation!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?Warning: Your about to face the wrath of a very angry stern proffesor, crazy protective mother and extemely passionate scientist. Why would you get them madlike that???

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?"Come on Emma. We are both two hot red heads. Nothin to it! I'll give you hand sanitiser..." (You have to know Emma, she hates germs she is afraid of them. AKA- Mysophobia.)