Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter.

This is my last chapter because of a lack of my interest, a lack of others' interest and a lack of my inspiration. Trust me, if I do any more it'll end up like a bad sequel that I was warned about. To prevent that from happening, I'm ending now. This is all I had planned anyway.

Enjoy!

The "Never Agains" of Hogwarts: The Next Generation

Specifically Directed to the Children of the Marauders and/or Weasleys

Established by Minerva McGonagall

101. Chucky is not a monkey terrorist. He does not terrorize monkeys.

102. That includes Curious George.

103. Mr. Albus, do not tell Mr. Hugo that "Your momma's so fat she got sorted into all FOUR houses." I think she will find out. And she will not be happy.

104. Professor Longbottom does not liking finding a love letter from his Mimulus Mimbletona in his underpants.

105. Puppy Dog eyes didn't work for the original Sirius. Why would you think they'd work for you, Mr. James Sirius?

106. Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does. Can he spin from a web, no 'cause he's, just a pig. Spiderpig rules!

107. You are not Spiderpig so take off the pig suit Ms. Rose.

108. Professor Slughorn is not a dead slug's horn.

109. Mr. Teddy, you need to take the sequined skirt off right now.

110. I change my mind. Put it back on to hide that atrocious g-string.

111. Liberalism is not a mental disorder.

112. It is not appropriate to build a shrine to Elvis Presley in your Common Room, Ms. Lily.

113. Lava combined with spaghetti does not make for a good meal.

114. Your father is not Comic Book Guy, Mr. Hugo.

115. Ralph Wiggums is not a kangaroo.

116. Does not pretend you have a lisp by saying 'aqueetheences' instead of acquaintances.

117. God, no one is going to get that reference, except a few obscure Harry Potter crossover fan fiction readers.

118. Yes, I read fan fiction. Your problem? There are some lovely Minnie/Albus's out there…

119. Uhhh….you didn't hear that.

120. Diplomatic Immunity does not apply to citizens of Squirrel-land.

121. Nor does it apply to the citizens of Quirrell-land.

122. The Library is not the home of Groundskeeper Willy.

123. Eggs are not chicken turds.

124. Don't dress Mr. Teddy as a hamburger. And DON'T try to take a bite out of him.

125. Sherlock Holmes is not 'yo momma'.

126. Do not attempt to fly a motorcycle into the moon.

127. Yes, Mr. James, I think we all know that Mr. Teddy is a chip off the old block.

128. Winky the house elf is old and drunk ninety percent of the time. So stop replacing her butterbeer with Listerine.

129. We are not going to cover the male reproductive system in my Transfiguration class. No.

130. Squirtle will not be playing in any concerts near here. Remember, all it can do is say its name. Not very interesting, if you ask me.

131. Do you like milk?

132. *wink wink*

133. …That was weird…

134. A food bank is not where you should cash in your money. Have one of your cousins explain it, Ms. Lucy.

135. Heh heh heh…have you lost something, Mr. Albus? Perhaps your dentures?

136. Crap, those are mine. I'm going senile.

137. Red vines can kick your ass. Stop defying my authority by eating Twizzlers.

138. George Washington is not related to Michael Jackson. I think History should be your priority.

139. Magical ponies do not belong in the Hufflepuff common room. They already have enough faeries as it is.

140. Please excuse that remark Professor Flitwick. It is not my business what you do in your personal life.

141. Kit Kat bars do not make up heaven.

142. Or hell, for that matter.

143. Cheese.

144. I don't want to see and spam letters written on the wall. No one is going to send the message to twenty-five other people.

145. Especially if you write it in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.

146. Put your right hand in, put your right hand out and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey-Pokey…ahhh! What am I doing!

147. You do not have one red eye and one black eye. You do not wear a mask. You are not a ninja

148. Neither are you a potato.

149. What's the point of Trick-or-Treating at Hogwarts? All the teachers are stingy. Just saying.

150. Wow. You outlived me. I went through two generations of your predecessors, and I'm going to retire before you graduate. No offense, but you guys mulitply like rabbits. Well, I'm off to a nice peaceful retirement. See ya, friends.

Since I've only had this fanfiction for about a fortnight, I 'm not emotionally attached to it. But to my awards...

To those who read, but did not review, I award you the Benjy Fenwick. Because if you were a Harry Potter character, you'd be long dead.

To MadameGiry25, Away-with-the-faries, and HarryPercyArtemisWarrior fan, I award you the Teddy Lupin. Because I feel you guys deserve to be the kid of Remus.

To blindrain, Miriflowers, Blue-Eyed-Lily and especially rocklover91, I award you the Minerva McGonagall for your undying perseverance and sstaying, along with her, to the end.

Well, that's all I have to say. Goodbye, my Harry Potter loving friends.