"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

-Oogway (Kung-Fu Panda)

"We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths."

-Walt Disney

Heeeeeeello world. This is the authoress speaking (duh). Welcome to my homepage and enjoy my awesome-ness. I have 2 muses EME (aka Evil ME) yeah...I am that weird I mean cool...cool is what I meant. My other muse is AME (aka Angel ME). I know, they're not overly creative but they are mine!!

Victoria Frances drew this pic!! I love her drawings, she's AMAZING look her up. I draw a little, but I'm not very good...at all, proportions, hands, ears, and feet are evil I say, EVIL!!

I love reviews so review even if it's just to say hi. It would make me smile and you get a golden star. YAY!! (-does a golden star dance-)

Pairings

Yami/AtemxYugi (soooooooooooooooo cute)

YamixHikari (1 word: destiny)

SetoxJoey (if Kaiba REALLY hated him he would just kill Joey)

HondaxOtogi aka TristanxDuke (I like it, Okay. besides Devlin...totally gay)

SakuraxSayoran (CCS. They are so kick-ass)

YugixSeto (Only if it's well written)

DarkXDaisuke (DNAngel)

DaiSato (DNAngel)

AshxGary (Pokemon - I loved that show...when I was younger EME: -snort-)

SoraxRiku

AxelxRoxas

VirgilxRichie (Static Shock-loved that show!!)

RenxKyoko (Skip Beat!)

I have a lot of Fav quotes soooo, I'll just add to my collection as time goes on:

Kung-Fu Panda:

Po: Skadoosh!

Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

Tai Lung: You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda.

Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.

as Po bounces down the palace steps
Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.
Monkey: But he will.
Viper: He's not gonna quit is he?
Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane: Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
Monkey: Or even see his toes.

Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same. (I imagine someone saying this to Yugi. Poor Yugi)

Oogway: walking towards Po Ah! I see that you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!
Po: Po turns around with a lot of peaches stuffed in his mouth Oh! Is that what this is? I'm so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree!

Tai Lung: What are you going to, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

Po: No! The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors; said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army!
pauses before whispering
Po: Hello?
Shifu: Have you finished sight-seeing?
Po: gasp Sorry, I should've come to see you first.
Shifu: My patience is wearing thin.
Po: Oh, well, I mean it's not like you were going anywhere. (A/N: Yeah, he thinks Shifu is the voice of the souls, I can see myself doing this hehe)

Po: breathing heavily I know you're trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ey, but could you tell me where we're going?

Po: after he gets hit in the nuts Oh! My tenders!

Shifu: after having dragged Po up the mountain and said Panda is trying to cool down. Panda, we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears.
Po: quickly shakes his hand off The Pool of-?

YuGiOh Abridged (best series EVER)

Episode 1

"Rare card? That sounds vague enough to be the Blue Eyes White Dragon." - Kaiba

YGOYGOYGOYGOYGO

"Wait! Did your testicles drop in the last five seconds or something? What the heck happened to your voice?" - Kaiba

YGOYGOYGOYGOYGO

"Holy Ra! Real monsters!" - Yami

Episode 3

"Loreal. Because I'm worth it." - Yugi

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"Don't our parents even care that we're missing." - Tristan

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"Must! Risk! Life! For cards!" - Joey

Episode 4

"Achoo!" - Joey

"You wouldn't have caught that cold if it hadn't been for Weevil." - Yugi

"Actually I wouldn't have caught it if you hadn't been a naive moron and handed him your most powerful cards." - Joey

"No it was definitely Weevil." - Yugi

Episode 5

"Yu-Gi-Oh is sponsored by Yugios! They're Yugilicious...Wait a minute Yugilicious? Is that even a word?" - Yami

"It lets the kids know that they're tasty." - Director

"Yes but Yugilicious? Are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something?" - Yami

"Yami!" - Director

"How exactly do you go about testing something like that? I mean...besides the...obvious method." - Yami

"Just say the line, you amateur!" - Director

"Fine! Yugios. Apparently they're Yugilicious...Okay now where's my fckin paycheck?" - Yami

Episode 6

"Wait, Mokuba! You mustn't do this thing! Think, what would your brother say if he saw you now?" - Yami
"Well done, Mokuba, now go steal something from Joey too." - Kaiba
"Okay, but what would he say if he WASN'T a total douchebag?" - Yami

Episode 7

"If you're a ghost, then I'm straight." - Yami

Episode 9

"You guys can just go straight to hell!" - Yugi

YGOYGOYGOYGOYGO

"It's okay Joey, my alter ego brought you back to life with a spell card." - Yugi

"Just like our lord Jesus." - Tristan

Episode 11

"Check mate! I sunk your battleship!"- Joey

"Joey, you re-define what it means to be a moron." Yugi

Episode 12

"That's it. Tristan is so getting a mind crush." - Yugi

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"Let's all wander blindly into that cave over there." -Yugi

YGOYGOYGOYGOYGO

"Is everyone from England a total spaz Bakura?" - Yugi

"Pretty much." - Ryou Bakura

Episode 13

"Bats. Gay People. Same thing." - Joey

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"My brother is being held hostage but I don't really feel like running so I'm just going to walk briskly towards Pegasus' castle."- Kaiba

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"Everyone seems to have gone all rhymy!" - Ryou
"Shut the hell up you stupid limey!" - Tristan

Episode 14

"I'm glad Bakura's gay otherwise we never would have gotten out of that cave." - Anzu

"Oh so just because I have a gaydar, you automatically assume that I'm gay? Bloody tard." - Ryou Bakura

Episode 15

"Goodnight everyone. I hope my evil alter ego doesn't wake up in the middle of the night and try to molest any of you cuz that tends to happen a lot." - Ryou

YGOYGOYGOYGOYGO

"That's no toon, that's a space station...oh no, your right, its a toon." - Ryou

YGOYGOYGOYGOYGO

Episode 17

"It was your sister, you silly little man." - Yami

Meet the Robinsons

Franny: Wilbur, what have you done? How could you bring HIM here?
Wilbur: That... is an excellent question.

Wilbur: Mom and Dad are gonna kill me! And I'm gonna tell you this, it will not be done with mercy!

Bowler Hat Guy: Now, my slave, seize the boy!
T-rex traps Lewis in the corner, but has trouble grabbing him
Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
T-Rex: I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
Bowler Hat Guy glares into his handset
T-Rex: Master? (A/N: my friends and I laughed WAY too hard at this)

Wilbur: If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave!

Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts.

Wilbur: Ratted out by the old lady. Harsh.

Stanley: Behold, the awesome power of... Mount Vesuvius!
Pulls switch, nothing happens
Stanley: The, uh, toggle switch isn't, uh... toggling. (A/N: hehehehe funny word hehehehehehe)

Bowler Hat Guy: Talking frog... not a good minion. (A/N: No, I'd imagine not)

Bowler Hat Guy: You are now under my control!
Frankie: monotone I am now under your control.
Bowler Hat Guy: Hee hee hee hee!
Frankie: monotone Hee hee hee hee.
Bowler Hat Guy: Stop laughing.
Frankie: monotone Stop laughing.
Bowler Hat Guy: Don't repeat everything I say!
Frankie: monotone I won't repeat everything you say.
Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.
Frankie: monotone Excellent.
Bowler Hat Guy: Uh, did you just say "excellent" because I said "excellent"?
Frankie: monotone Uhhh... no.
Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent!
Frankie: monotone Excellent.

Mr. Willerstein: All right, Lewis, knock em' dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone. (A/N: 'cuz that's what I tend to do at science fairs...kill people.)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

Joey: “Are we going or what?”
Kaiba: ”What do you think, genius?”
Joey: ”I’m detectin’ some sarcasm here, Rich Boy.”
Kaiba: ”Really.”

Tea: (to Joey, Tristan, and Duke) Don't you guys ever get tired of being tired?
Joey: Course, that's why we need a nap.

Kaiba: Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late. (he turns and walks away)
Joey: Hey! I know an insult when I hear one! Look at me when I'm yelling at ya'!

Kaiba: Don’t you have someone else to annoy?
Joey: Nope, not at da moment

Zigfried: ...And now I summon the three goddess. The Goddess Urd, the Goddess Verdende and the Goddess Skuld.
Three Goddess appears in the field
Zigfried: And now it's one underdog versus three diva!
Joey: You mean four divas!

Kaiba: (to Zigfried) I'm throwing you out because I don't like you, not because I'm scared of you.

Kaiba: (after Zigfried uses his goddesses to view his top 3 cards, which are all Blue-Eyes White Dragons) Judging by the expression on your face, I'm guessing my destiny looks pretty good.

Zigfried: NO! This... isn't... over...
Kaiba: Your life points hit zero. That's about as over as it gets.

Zigfried: I'll never beat Kaiba!
Kaiba: That's the first sensible thing he's said all week.

Sugoroku: (to Tristan) You're a genius!
Tristan: Hey thanks, and don't forget talented and charming.
Joey: Not to mention funny, but looks aren't everything

Tea: Less talking, more climbing. Didn’t you learn your lesson last time?
Tristan: People don’t fall into Lava pits twice in one day (loses grip and almost falls into lava pit)

Tea: Good luck
Joey: Please, with me leading this group we don't need luck!
Sugoroku: No, we need prayers and plenty of them

Joey: Hey Tristan! What's our plan!
Trinstan: Uhm... Scream for Yuugi?

Yugi: "Ready or not Spirit, this is where you take over."

Yami: "Hey Yugi...I'm not...you can't...this isn't a duel!" sees Tea watching "...Hello."

YGOYGOYGOYGO

After Yugi won the duel against the computer in the Kaiba Dome

Joey: "So Yugi, about that Underdog card... you said it reminds you of someone..."

Yami: surprised "I did? Yes, well...Um," to Yugi "A little help here?" winks and switches with a blushing Yugi

Yugi: "Huh?...Oh, that's real mature, Pharoah!" still blushing and sees Joey "Er..."

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Tristan: "I can see it on your business card right now... Joey Wheeler, Executive Underdog."

YGOYGOYGOYGO

Campsite

Yugi: "Joey, I don't think you're supposed to cook the candy bars..."

Joey: "Back off, I know what I'm doing."

YGOYGOYGOYGO

Joey: "Hey, I got credentials too! I was placed second in the Duelist Kingdom Tournament!"

Tristan: "Yeah, but I bet you can't even spell 'credentials'."

YGOYGOYGOYGO

Tristan: "Don't worry. Once I saw Joey play a video game for three days straight without blinking or nothin'."

Tea: "Really? sigh Figures..."

YGOYGOYGOYGO

Joey: "I'm just gonna play dumb..."

Tristan: "Play dumb?"

YGOYGOYGOYGO

Joey: "I gotta hand it to your brother... this virtual sand... it tastes just like real sand!"

YGOYGOYGOYGO

Rebecca: "Oh Grandpa, I'm just your everyday child genius. Genius. G-E-N-I-U-S."

Joey: Very impressive, but can she spell 'obnoxious'?"

Rebecca: "I HEARD THAT!"

YGOYGOYGOYGO

Kaiba & Mokuba walk into the dark room

Joey: "Let's shut the door and run."

Tea: scoldingly "Joey!"

YGOYGOYGOYGO

Joey: "Thanks Tristan. This is much better than da limo."

Tristan: "...no one thinks you're funny, Joey."

YGOYGOYGOYGO

Joey to Malik: "Artichoke Head!"

YGOYGOYGOYGO

Joey: Lets hit the high road, folks. I'm sure there's someone else trying to take over the world back home.

Tristan: You know, the scary thing is, he's probably right.

I love looking at other people's profiles sooooo this is some awesome stuff I found on peoples profiles. Enjoy!!

If you just think that the kids should just give the bunny the freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, FantasyFan5, Dedikated, Ramandu's Daughter, xRae Asakurax, Flying on a Broken Wing

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, TrinityFire13Guardian137, DJ HiHi Kimiko,XSakunoXRyuzakiX, xRae Asakurax, Flying on a Broken Wing

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

Human Stupidity

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only
time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special of the day)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that
would be...how, exactly?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,
it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down." (Hmm...a bit late to tell me now!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought it would be iced over, or something?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce
the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those
5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I never would have guessed...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(Aww, and after all the trouble NASA went to to buy these so we could decorate our space-shuttle for Christmas...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Wow...talk about a news flash!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

Only in America!

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.

I cdnuot blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phannmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at a Cmabgrdie Uniervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fisrt and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the hmaun mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and i awlyas toghuht slpelnig

was ipmorantt! Taths so cool!

If you could understand that put it into your profile.

My Name is Sarah(if you have a heart you will copy or paste this into your profie)

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I cant speak at all

I cant do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks arent home.

When Mommy does come

I'll try and be nice

So maybe I'll get

Just one whipping tonight

Dont make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charles bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm Sorry!" I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and he pain

Again and again

Oh please god, Have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And he heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

CHILD ABUSE MAKE IT STOP!

This is all from the profile of " No1butjoe"

The sky is not the limit. They proved that when people set foot on the moon.

Boyfriends stab you in the heart, best friends stab you in the back, but true friends don't carry knives.

The worst thing about getting lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth.

Anger is like a balloon. Keep it in for too long and it pops. Then it leaves you to clean up all the mess.

People say love is magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will shatter my soul.

Don't let him take you higher with his words, cause the higher you are, the harder you fall, and trust me, you always fall.

Saying you can still be friends is like your mom saying you can keep your dead dog.

I can forgive you but I can never forget and I hope you know that you lost my respect.

A good friend knows what is the matter with you in one minute, although they may not seem like a good friend after telling.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, then does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

Man has to suffer, it's the only way they learn.

Someone who always gets what they want, will lose everything in the end.

No one can ever truly forget, they just misplaced the memory.

You can never get rid of your nightmares. If you do, it's like taking away your courage.

Love is eternal, as is hate, but it's better to think of the positive than the negative.

Friends will say, "You deserved better." Best friends will call him and say, "You will die in seven days."

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a fork!"

Of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most.

Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible." never tried to slam a revolving door.

Don't follow me...I'm lost too.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

Warning: Dates in calender are closer than they appear,

This is form "No1butjoe" Ha ha...I don't get it.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying, "Let's do it again!"

This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run away from Bob.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Advice That Guys Should Take:

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION

WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG
- A MILLION THINGS ARE RUNNING THROUGH HER HEAD

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN SHE KICKS AND PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING'S THE MATTER
- TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHEN SHE IS SCARED
- HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY BECAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE HOLDS YOU HANDS
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE THINKING HOW TO SAY, "I love you."

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER

WHEN SHE IS SHY
- SAY, "I love you."

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
-TELL HER YOU LOVE HER (but mean it!)

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
- SNEAK UP BEHIND HER, GRAB HER BY THE WAIST, AND GIVE HER A KISS

To Every Guy:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

Love Quotes:

I'm Jealous Of Every Girl Who Even Hugged You,
Because In That Moment They Held My World

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Meeting You Was Fate,
Becoming Your Friend Was My Choice,
But Falling In Love With You Was Beyond My Control!

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

The Worst Way To Miss Someone Is To
Be Sitting Right Beside Them Knowing You Can't Have Them

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

A heart is not a play thing,
a heart is not a toy.
But if you want it broken,
just give it to a boy.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart
you can't speak from your mouth.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Guys are like stars, there are millions of them,
but only one makes your dreams come true.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

If you jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't.
I'd be at the bottom waiting to catch you.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

I'm so sick of crying, so sick of trying.
I know I'm smiling, but inside I am dying

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Your Perfect:
...Because everything you do
Makes me smile.
...Because every second spent with you
Is worthwhile
...Because when you laugh at me
I laugh too
...Because everyone else can see
That I'm devoted to you
...Because I love your eyes
And the way they shine
...Because you don't tell lies
And you're so cute when you whine
...Because when you get mad
You can't hide it
...Because even when you're sad
I can't find
...Because the way you hold me
Sends shivers down my spine
...Because your spirits so free
And your so damn fine
...Because I never stop thinking about you
It's just not fair
...Because you're so perfect
And no one else can compare

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

I'm sorry about never trusting you.
I'm sorry for always hurting your feelings.
I'm sorry I can't be who you want me to be.
I'm sorry I can't be perfect.
I'm sorry for our past experiences.
I'm sorry I'm not your dream girl.

What I'm trying to get through is that
I'm sorry I can't be good enough to be with you

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

God made mud, God made dirt. God made boys so girls can flirt.

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you.
When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you.
When I first liked you I was afraid to love you.
Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you!

o.O.o.O.o.O.o

Somewhere, there's someone
who dreams of your smile
And finds in your presence,
that life is worthwhile.
So, when you're lonely,
remember it's true.
Remember out there,

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~Murphy's 15 Other Laws...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

~ If you would ask me whether you are pretty, I’d say no.
If you would ask me whether I like you, I’d say no.
If you would ask me whether you are in my heart, I’d say no.
If you would ask me whether I’d cry if you’d walk away, I’d say no.
So you’d turn to walk away. And I’d grab your arm and say;
You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful,
I don’t like you, I love you,
You’re not in my heart, you are my heart,
And I wouldn’t cry if you’d walk away, I would die.
- A letter from James to Hermione in, "Just Too Tempting" by Avadne

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.

Therapist = the/rapist. . . . a scary thought...

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.

Define 'normal'.

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten.

I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.

Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

.:LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES:.
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

When god gave brains,

Where the hell were you!?

MAJOR LOL:

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

Anyway I would love you forever if you would review and NOT flame. Flaming makes me cry...and no one want a hysterical authoress (EME: no one wants you period.) But, I digress send helpful critiques and encouragement.

Peace and love. Out!