Lifetime
House and Wilson's relationship in fifty sentences. Mostly friendship but some are definitely implied slash.
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01. Security-
No matter how much they fought, House was sure of one thing: Wilson would always stick around.
02. Potential-
"You're real jackass," Wilson commented without malice, and House knew he'd found someone amazing.
03. Ambitious-
"Let's go skydiving; we're not going to be young forever," House said one day, and Wilson had to smile.
04. Photograph-
House wasn't a camera person, so Wilson kept the one picture he had of House flashing him a rare grin underneath his mattress.
05. History-
It was kind of annoying, but whenever Wilson began, "Remember when..." House felt special.
06. Saint-
Really, who could resist putting itching powder in Wilson's underwear drawer?
07. Instinct-
Sometimes House swore he actually had a Wilson-radar.
08. Temper-
Wilson rarely lost it, but when he did, House couldn't help but laugh at him and somehow that made it a little better.
09. Concentration-
"What the hell are you blinking at," Wilson demanded, and House replied sweetly, "Your tie- it's making me dizzy."
10. Clouds-
Even though he'd tripped backwards and fallen on his ass, Wilson couldn't stop his laughter at the House-shaped cloud he spotted in the sky as he was flying through the air.
11. Unaware-
The only time Wilson ever snuck up behind House he'd gotten a cane in the nose... lesson learned.
12. Gravity-
Through marriage after unsuccessful marriage, House made sure Wilson's feet stayed on the ground.
13. Weakness-
Wilson was the one that made House give in.
14. Elusive-
House analyzed for days after a weird feeling crept over him when Wilson gave him a different smile one day.
15. Competence-
Wilson demonstrated a perfect example of 'above and beyond'.
16. Remote-
Wilson wanted to watch some stupid reality show and House wanted to watch porn... a wrestling match ensued.
17. Frozen-
Wilson felt satisfied at the delight in House's eyes as he gazed at the box of popsicles Wilson had gotten him.
18. Safety-
Wilson hated thunderstorms, but with House around he hated them a little less.
19. Feline-
House caught himself staring when Wilson stretched, all graceful and cat-like.
20. Wired-
House loved sneaking stuff into Wilson's coffee.
21. Lucrative-
Their relationship was twisted, seriously fucked up, but it was enough for them.
22. Tempting-
The cherry lollipop made Wilson's lips look red and entirely too kissable for House's own good.
23. Optimistic-
"She could have fired you," Wilson reprimanded when House scowled at the dangerously high stack of patient files on the clinic counter.
24. Logic-
After way too many beers, passing out abruptly into House's lap seemed like the natural thing to do.
25. Concrete-
"It's cement, Wilson, you can't just kick it and expect to get away with it."
26. Motive-
Wilson was constantly wary of what House didn't say.
27. Visible-
The obvious stress in Wilson's eyes told House it was time for a road trip.
28. Iron-
House's grip left marks on Wilson's arm as Tritter drove by, and he didn't let go until the car was far gone.
29. Glimpse-
Catching sight of Wilson's red-rimmed, puffy eyes, House left him alone in the office.
30. Strength-
House's presence made losing Amber bearable.
31. Whisper-
House very nearly jumped out of his seat when Wilson leaned over and hissed Cuddy's poker hand in his ear.
32. Shadow-
"Are you going to stand there all night or open the door 'cause I can see you lurking, Wilson."
33. Guarantee-
Wilson's first words to House after the infarction were "Not leaving".
34. Daring-
Who played spin the bottle with one other person on New Year's Eve?
35. Giggle-
Topping House's head off with a Santa hat was hysterical.
36. Familiar-
Wilson didn't live there, yet House's apartment felt like home.
37. Negligent-
Sometimes "sorry" didn't cut it.
38. Stone-
Nobody could read House's expression if House didn't want his expression read.
39. Tension-
"Your tie sucks," House said bluntly, and when he smoothly slipped his fingers under the knot to pull it off, Wilson's stomach kind of pulled.
40. Cracked-
Wilson glued the pieces of House back together after Stacy left.
41. Sardonic-
"We're not together," Wilson corrected the little old lady, and rolled his eyes at House's, "But honey-"
42. Explode-
Everyone tiptoed around House like he was a ticking time bomb until the doctor finally got Wilson stabilized.
43. Glass-
Wilson secretly thought the rims perched on House's nose looked adorable.
44. Balance-
"You've been kinda tilty since Wilson left for his conference," Cuddy informed House, and it sorta made sense.
45. Flash-
Suddenly they were pushing sixty, and it was okay that everything was still the same.
46. Sorry-
Even when Wilson played Judas, House couldn't hate him.
47. Pillow-
Wilson stayed awake all night because the pillow smelled like House.
48. Moon-
It didn't matter what Wilson said, House still saw faces in the moon- sometimes it was Wilson's.
49. Whistle-
Just to see what the look on House's face would be, Wilson catcalled as House approached the podium in his new suit and tie.
50. Life-
Wilson would never forgive me, House thought, and heaved the pill bottle into the flames.