..well, it's certainly been awhile since I last updated this...wow. First of all *bows* I"M SO SORRY TO MY READERS/FANS OF SOME OF MY STORIES! I know it's been a long...long...long...long time since I last updated anything, but I've been caught up in real life and my own origin novel and college! That is no excuse, but I can't bear to say how sorry I am. I need to relearn everything from scratch...or at least learn how to stick with a story. With any luck, I hope to at least bring some of them to some sort of conclusion one day...yes, that sounds like dejia moo (the feeling that you've heard this bull before), but I swear upon the plush snowman on my desk and my copies of Harry Potter, the Inheritance Cycle, and my manga, that at least one of those past stories will be given an ending. It may be something akin to how they did the last arc of Shaman King after they found out it was canceled, but an ending nonetheless. Thank you for your patience!

Here's a little about me...:

age:In my heart? Probably 12. In reality? You don't ask a guy that question (yes, I'm male, which apparently surprises a few of you...)

lives:in the mythical land in your heart...(aka on Sniper Island)

Likes: reading (books, manga, and comics), writing, watching anime and movies, and drawing.

Favorite books: The Inheritence Cycle, "the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy trilogy," the Farsala trilogy, Cracked: You Might Be a Zombie, America: the Book by Jon Stewart (the table of contents alone--hilarious), Pendragon, Harry Potter, any book by Jim Butcher, and many others

Favorite manga titles: One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, Gin Tama, Fullmetal Alchemist, Reborn!, Fairy Tail, Trigun, Bakuman, Psyren, One Punch Man, and Nisekoi.

Favorite Comics: War Machine!!! (*sniff* seriously, this poor guy needs a series), Secret Avengers (Nick Spencer's version), Ultimate Spider-Man, The Ultimates, Watchmen, Winter Soldier, Batman, Nightwing, Geoff Johns's Teen Titans, Saga, Hawkeye, Deadpool (pretty much any version but Daniel Way or Cullen Bunn's), and Superior Spider-Man.

Favorite genres: Fantasy/Sci-Fi, comedy, adventure, and action

Favorite Video Games: Kingdom Hearts II, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Sly Cooper series, Jak and Daxter series, and inFamous.

Favorite TV shows:Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, How I Met Your Mother (I'm sorry, but BarneyX Robin is awesome-plus, Ghostbuster references? Please.), 30 Rock, Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated, Reborn! (despite the editing in the later half of the series; seriously, if the main character gets hit by a spear, his shirt at least, should be punctured or something; just common sense, people-kid's aren't idiots, you know), One Piece, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Trigun, Psych, Burn Notice, Bones, The Daily Show/Colbert Report, Teen Titans, and Young Justice.

Favorite Characters:

Sokka, Zuko, Toph-Avatar the Last Airbender

Bolin, Korra, Tenzin, Amon--Legend of Korra

Kevin-Ben 10 Alien Force

Luffy, Zoro, ACE (oh why, cruel Oda?)-One Piece

Tsuna, Lambo-Reborn! (I dunno why I like the 5 year old kid who throws gernades and has an afro...perhaps I respect his perserverance?)

Ichigo, Keigo Asano, Tatsuki-Bleach

Vash the Stampede, Wolfwood-Trigun

Sai-Naruto (needs more screentime)

Naruto-Naruto (has way too much screentime; dude, I like you, but share the page time, man! You have like a 15 supporting cast; use them!)

Murtagh-Inheritance Cycle

Beast Boy and Raven (all the Titans and Slade, actually, but those two in particular)--Teen Titans

Favorite Pairings

Tokka

Kataang

Maiko

BEAST BOY x RAVEN

NarutoxHinita (Speaking of this, Naruto, Hinata confessed her love for you and the thought hasn't even crossed your teenage male mind since? What is WRONG with you?!)

ShikamaruxTemari

ShinpachiXKagure (if Gintama had to have at least one shipping, I think this would work out...though I know I'm in the minority; I just have a soft spot for those two)

Dislikes: racism, global warming, bashing of any kind for any reason (it's not constructive, it's mean, and frankly is often poorly written), losing the shipping wars (my Royal Pains ship is so far underwater, it almost hit the Titanic...*sigh*), taking the little things in life for granted, the feeling of being alone in a crowded room, Rubix Cubes (SO...MANY...HOURS...WASTED...grrr), franchises that get milked into the ground (here's looking at you, Transformers), and the Reborn! and Gintama manga getting put on permanent hiatus . . .

Wishes: I had at least the Future arc of Reborn! in English *sniff* (damn hiatus...well, at least Viz is giving it to me in subbed anime form...), that Scy-Fy could manage a TV series, that my novel gets published in print one day and it will be well recieved, that my writing and drawing abilities would improve, and that people would be smart enough to put aside their differences and meet in the middle; that's how relationships work, people! Compromise...nothing is going to get done if people are so fixated on their own argument to listen to the other side's.

UPCOMING STORIE (S):

Republic City Case Files Republic City, a place riddled with crime, confusion, and ethnic tension, as people from all nations are forced to live together just three years after the War ended; now with benders disappearing, theft and murder rates at an all time high, the city is at risk of falling apart. When two new detectives that totally are NOT Sokka and Toph come to town, can they figure out the mysteries and save Republic City from itself, or is there something even more sinister brewing? Sequel to Wakin' Up in Ba Sing Se. (now taking suggestions for mysteries) I'll get to this soon, preferably before Winter is over and school starts up again.

One shots in Gintama, the Inheritance Cycle, Reborn!, and whatever else strikes my fancy.

GOALS:

I hope to increase my writing abilites by hoping that people will point out errors or things that I could improve on by reviewing, and become a good enough writer to get a series published.

Finally, as started by Seastar97:

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10002464 reviews already...

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I, Sokka's Fan-Lawyer, will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution. Have You? (copy and paste this in your profile and join the movement to give authors the imput/encouragement they need!)

Ayumu-chan is here, too! This is not my real name. I have written one one-shot, but I don't have much confidence in my creative writing, so I mainly review. Sokka's Fan-Lawyer, however, is an awesome writer in my opinion, and am very thankful that I am allowed to hijack this account!