Blah. I just re-read this thing and realized how incredibly immature and... well, gay it made me sound. Ick. RENOVATIONS, BEGIN!

I suppose I should just jump on the bandwagon and tell you some basic info, shouldn't I? Alrighty then...

Age: 15

Sex: Male

(Pen)Name: Kayci Douglas

General Info: I am a Capricorn. I cannot stand ignorance or intolerance. I have very strong morals surrounded by very weak walls. I was raised by a single mother. I go to Idyllwild Arts Academy. I am a dancer first and foremost. I am mixed race--mostly Irish, German, and Italian, with a bunch of other bullshit thrown in. My favorite books are Graceling, Harry Potter, the Robert Langdon books (Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code, Lost Symbol)the Dirk Pitt novels, Lord of the Rings, Young Wizards series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Maximum Ride (and basically everything else by Robert Patterson). My favorite movies are James Bond, Seven Pounds, Push, Precious, Finding Nemo, Over the Hedge, Dead Poets Society, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Land Before Time I, and Salt (among many, many, many others). I also enjoy Glee, No Ordinary Family, Misfits, Teen Titans, and an anime called Fairy Tail (again, among many others). Adele is my all-time favorite artist, and despite the fact that I dislike obsessing over things, I admit that I do obsess over her. If you're still reading at this point, I commend you. Also, my mother is a lesbian (but she doesn't know it yet) and she plans to get a butterfly wing tatooed on each of her butt cheeks so that when she walks, they flap. My friend Lewis is beginning to embody Nicki Minaj, my boyfriend devotes his life to Lady Gaga, and Mama Jacob is in love with P!nk. This is just me rambling at nearly midnight, so have fun reading it. Unicorns.

QUOTES OF AWESOMENESS!

"Yeah, this one time I dressed up like a pirate for no apparent reason and went to church like that. My parents told me to dress up." -- My friend Zina.

"And then another time, I dressed up like a ninja and went to a concert. I ran around on stage with my little katana while the strobe light was on, so it was like -fseew seew seew-!" -- Zina again.

"It was all like, KABADABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- -takes a breath- -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--breath- -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- -breath- -OOOOOOOOOOM! And then, we dissected frogs." -- My friend Samantha talking about science class to her boyfriend (Matt). We made some weird chemical reaction that made everything explode. And then, we dissected frogs.

"What's in the cookie jar? What's in the cookie jar?--HOLY CRAP, THERE'S COOKIES IN THE COOKIE JAR!" -- Matt, talking to a little baby in my mom's kids store.

"I'm not saying that women should be in the kitchen, I'm just saying that men shouldn't." -- Matt, again. Sam's a really good cook and Matt said something like "Now that's where she belongs," 'cause she was makin' us lunch and Sam got all pissed because she thought he was being sexist and then he said this and they made up. It was really entertaining sitting there watching them. (Will was there too. He agrees.)

"...Should we fight them with our swords?"

"Well, I didn't exactly expect you to fight them with your olives!" -- Peter from the Scriptures, Me out loud at summer bible camp.

"Drink cactus juice: it'll quench ya! Nothin's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!" -- Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

"It's a... giant... mushroom... MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!" -- Sokka again.

"I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!" -- Barbara Streisand (as Fanny Brice) in Funny Girl.

"Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things." -- Winston Churchill.

"Eating words has never given me indigestion." -- Winston Churchill.

"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put." -- Winston Churchill.

"I always avoid prophesying beforehand, because it is a much better policy to prophesy after the event has already taken place." -- Winston Churchill.

"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -- Winston Churchill.

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill.

"I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks." -- Winston Churchill.

"Don't bother caring what people think... They don't do it that often." -- Unknown source.

"Poor men, rich men, leaders of the land! See 'em with their trousers off, they're never quite as grand!" -- From the song "Lovely Ladies" from Les Miserables.

"It doesn't kill you, you just die." -- Mr. H, my Physical Science teacher, on the subject of carbon monoxide.

"No. No, it's really not okay that you broke my heart. But then again, I guess I evened it out when I broke your jaw, didn't I?" -- Sam, to her ex-boyfriend Jake.

This goes for all of my stories:

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING WITH A BRAND NAME OR TITLE OR ANY OF SAID BRANDS OR COMPANIES AFFILIATED MERCHANDISE, CHARACTERS, PLOTS, ETC.

Thank you. That will be all.

-KC Douglas