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Joined 11-15-07, id: 1421896, Profile Updated: 04-06-11
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Name: Tieste (pronounced Tie-east)

Age: 18

Hobbies: reading, writing, spending time with animals, listening to music, hugging trees, recycling, cleaning up the earth, etc.

Pet Peeves: animal cruelty, false accusations, people who harm the earth

Future career goal: I'd like to become an author and maybe start a wildlife conservation

Books: The Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer, The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini, Demon in my View by Ameila Atwater-Rhodes, Elsewhere by Gabrielle Zevin, Looking for Alaska by John Green, The Morganville Vampires series by Rachel Caine, The Immortals series by Alyson Noel, Wolves at Our Door by Jim and Jamie Dutcher, A Certain Slant of Light by Laura Whitcomb, Peeps by Scott Westerfeld, The Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schreiber, Ghost Girl by Tanya Hurley, Uglies by Scott Westerfeld, Midnighters by Scott Westerfeld, Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis Klause, The Host by Stephenie Meyer, Women Who Run With the Wolves by Clarissa Pinkola Estes, Animal Speak by Ted Andrews, Spirits of the Earth by Bobby Lake-Thom, Marley and Me by John Grogan, The Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris, Immortal Sins by Amanda Ashley

Shows: Charmed, Smallville, Moonlight, Vampire High and Vampire Knight (also my favorite manga), Gilmore Girls, Scooby-Doo, Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender, American Dragon: Jake Long, Kyle XY, Gossip Girl, Animal Precinct, Ghost Whisperer, Wizards of Waverly Place, A Haunting, Haunted History, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Music: darkwave, rock, pop, goth, new age, folk

Movies: Rush Hour 1, 2 & 3, The Ultimate Gift, Romeo and Juliet, I am Legend, Twilight, New Moon, Blood and Chocolate, Scooby Doo, The Chronicles of Narnia, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Enchanted, I Robot, 17 Again, The Haunting in Conneticut, The Lost Boys, P.S.I Love You, The Time Traveler's Wife, Spider-Man 1,2&3, Avatar, Tuck Everlasting

Favorite Twilight Fanfictions: Crime and Vampirism by RLD Flame-point Callie-co http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4533855/1/,

Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4093837/1/

Captive by Isabella Marie Cullen3214 http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4017730/1/

What Lies in the Forest by PeachiePineapple http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4308688/1/

Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/3883938/1/

Side Effects by Bubbly722 http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4110186/1/

More about me: I love animals. I'm a vegan of almost 2 years, after having been vegetarian for over two years before. I have one dog, a Pug/Pekingese mix named Lucky. My favorite cd is Swim with the Dolphins ( I will rarely write without it) and my favorite band is the Crüxshadows. I will not be writing fanfictions very often because I have my own book to write and I'm not going to get published by writing about other people's characters. They'll most likely be something short that I came up with while I was bored and had nothing better to do, and even if I do write them, they won't neccesarily end up on fanfiction.net.

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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Midnight Mansion by CarribbeanLady reviews
Bella Swan is a new girl in the dreary town of Forks. While biking with her friend Angela she stumbles across an old white mansion in the middle of forest. Although the house looks harmless from the outside, the occupants are far from innocent.Dark!Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,986 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Death Walkers by Swan's Catastrophe reviews
With the help of a handsome, dangerous, vampire and a sadistic yet lovable Death Walker, Echo will have to rally the courage to face the secrets of her past and save the other side from massacre. While indirectly adding fuel to an explosive love triangle.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,934 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Vital Fluid by AoJayBird reviews
Darcy is kidnapped by a vampire, Alec, who it turns out needs her, as he ventures to become his vampire coven's leader, but can Darcy survive the journey having to overcome Alec's feelings for her, Alec's jealous ex and vengeful vampires.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,093 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
Remember to Forget by InterruptedProgress reviews
“So that’s it?” His voice was hard. Desperate. “You’re just going to leave?” I turned my head, catching sight of him from the corner of my eye. “That’s it.” ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,035 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
Getting Old by babysis reviews
Bella's been moved from foster home to foster home for seven years. She's counting the days until she turns 18 and can live on her own. But when a new "parent", Edward Cullen, takes her in, will she actually want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,351 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
The Sitter by Alicefan1 reviews
What happens when Emmett baby sits Bella's little Renesmee?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Leprechaun by Kari Twilight Mist reviews
When Rosalie finds a picture of a leprechaun in a book of folklore that looks like Edward a tradition of teasing begins.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward - Complete
Blame Me by Lady.Maud.from.Catsburg reviews
He had taken almost all the blood in her body, the little that was left wasn’t enough for her to start the transformation, not enough for him to suck the venom out without leaving her empty, not enough to keep her alive. She was going to die. One-Shot ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleeping Beauty and the Dreams in Class by Euffie reviews
Bella falls asleep in class. Biology, to be exact. Other than that, the title pretty much sums it up. But the full summary is inside. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Foresight by Lily Turtle reviews
What if Edward and Carlisle had gone ahead with their decision to try and remove the baby? Without Bella's permission... A oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Parody 1: MercharlieBite me! by TheParody reviews
Edward and Bella investigate to see if Charlie is a mermaid, while Bella tries to get Edward to bite her using the power of chocolate. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I don't mean to make Twilight look stupid, this is just a parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nessie's first day of school by Awesomeness 101 reviews
It is everyones favorite little half human half vampire's first day of school! When all the boys are pining over her, what will she do? how will Edward take the thoughts of all the adolescent boys thought? read and find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008
little wonders by tedtonksed reviews
**BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS** What do you get when you mix Edward, an absent Bella, baby formula, a mental conversation and the park in Forks? Edward babysitting of course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Over In One Chapter Myspace Chatroom by evill twin of toast rox reviews
Just an extremely horrible oneshot where Edward, Bella, Emmett, and Mike are all in a myspace chatroom together....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle reviews
Because sometimes, love hurts. Because it can challenge. Because it can turn on itself. Because love is a force and a superpower, and not an option. And because it will test Edward and Bella to their utmost limits. Even roses have thorns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,827 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken Dreams and Long Lost Love by jenniblu421 reviews
I always feel like he is watching me. Especially at times like this. Maybe it is wishful thinking on my part. Maybe I am still as hopelessly in love with him as I ever was. Maybe my heart never healed, maybe it never would. AU. ExB. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,400 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
This Is How the Cullens Do It by ladyenterprise reviews
This story started out as a celebration of my 50th review...now it's completely evolved into something totally different! Just a buch of fluffy humor about Bella, the Cullens, and some of our favorite holidays...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
One Day, Robots Will Cry by Trades Complaints reviews
These are songfics, some humorous, some serious. Mostly humorous. Charlie's up! each character has a chap! Chap1 Edward
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Dinner Guests by drgn grl reviews
A poem spoken by a vampire
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Bella's End of the Bargain Part 1 by TrustYouToKillMe reviews
Bella finally gets to spend a romantic night alone with Edward. The fanfic I posted on IMDb, from TrustYouToKillMe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Imaginary Friends by Nightmouse ninja reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, Bella invents herself an imaginary friend. What happens when this imaginary friend takes over Bella’s mind and heart? Dark, very dark. New Summary, read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Bella Breakdown by VampiressE12B reviews
What if Bella had a mental breakdown right after Edward refused to tell her the truth after he saved her from Tyler's van? Well, we would all be ROTFL hystericly. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Stuck by isayamazing reviews
What if Alice and Edward were wrongly committed into a mental institution for their powers? AU, all human, a little slow at first but gets better!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
Edward Cullen Reads Fanfiction by Sarrebham1 reviews
I met Edward, and decided to show him Fanfiction! But what happens when he finds the "M" rating on the Twilight site? Dum, dum, dum! Now with Jacob reads Fanfiction!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8497 - Favs: 7,758 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Signs You are Obsessed With the Twilight Series by gottaluvtwilight reviews
Yes! It's back! Please review, and no flames, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007
Cullen Car Guidelines by oneiros lykos reviews
Edward tries to help Bella find a new car, but will they be successful? *Updated* Bella is learning to drive her new car when Emmett's greatest fear is discovered.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
I Can Feel It by BookMe reviews
Ed/A/J/R/Emm all head to the beach on a very hot day.Edward meets a girl stuck in the shade because her shoe's have been snatched and she can't walk over the scorching road.It all heats up from the moment Edward picks her up into his arms. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grizzly Bears have nothing on me by jenfalovesjaffas reviews
Edward comes back from hunting after bribing Alice to kidnap Bella, and Bella is pissed off! And so decides to teach him a lesson, well...tries to
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and the Boys by tHe JoKeR aNd I reviews
Bella is left all alone with the three Cullen sons! oh no whats going to happen next? first fan fic R&R! please and thank you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bite me, Edward! by Ms. Jessie reviews
“Bite me, Edward!” “No.” “Come on.” “No.” “….” “Please?” Heehee, just a short, all-dialouge oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Notes with Edward and Bella Guest starring Alice by moxy1864 reviews
A note with Edward, Bella, and Alice. I suck at summaries so just read it to see if you like it. I would really love some reviews! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Notes with Edward and Bella by moxy1864 reviews
a note between Edward and Bella during class. kinda funny at the end. rated T just to be on the safe side.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Knockout by Heera Malhotra reviews
Based on a dream I had where Bella ends up walking into a tree in the forest. Oneshot. Please R and R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
The Cullen's Rotten Luck by luckystars135 reviews
A series of bad luck that I gave the Cullens and came up with last night when I was bored...I had nothing to do, obviously. Read about vampires vs. weed, fire trouble, and Edward's CDs! Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Jacob Black and the Rubber Duck by MoonsilverTwilight reviews
Yep. Jakey imprints on a rubber duck. Written for my own personal amusement, but please review to tell me if I should do more of these things. Oneshot. Rated T because I'm weird like that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Pinches for Kisses by TheBestForksAren'tTheShinyOnes reviews
A St. Patrick's Day One-shot. What happens when you don't wear green? Edward changes the rules.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Fleas by Wotcher-Tonks reviews
Ah, the joys of running through the forest. Suddenly you feel itchy! Parodies ensue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Ten Things I Bet You Didn't Know About Jacob Black by GAHaNERD reviews
I think Jacob needs to be exposed for what he really is... This is a handy dandy one-shot my friends helped with does this. Jacob lovers be warned. Seriously, if you are a Jacob lover, don't read this. I do not need another bash from a forwarned person.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
The Hunt by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Emmett is hunting . . . in the Cullen house. Takes place after New Moon while Bella is still human and Emmett is still, of course, a vampire. Some big brothers do love to tease!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Guess Who Doesn't Understand Personal Space by Moon Made of Longing reviews
A fanfic making fun of Jacob Black when Bella writes a school paper on werewolves.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Trampoline by Chaotic-Cullen reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you gave Emmett a trampoline? Two words: Poor Bella! Please read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Jasper and the Hamster by Esme's Favorite Daughter reviews
Bella wants a furry friend. What happens when she & Jasper go to the pet store? One shot. Rated for mild hamster mauling
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Esme's Cingular Texting by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the second in my Twilight commercials series. Esme gave the Cullens inlimited texting and she now regrets it. Esme's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Asylum by TwilightSnowStar reviews
Oneshot! What would have happened if Bella hadn't gotten better after Chapter 3 of New Moon? Isabella Swan is diagnosed as clinically insane, such a sad fate for such a poor girl who can't find the 'Edward' she's always screaming for? PREQUEL TO HAVEN
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Even Cullens have their days by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
This is a chronicle of all of the crazy messed up issues the cullens have. Read to find out about Emmett's problem with being deserted on an island and Jasper's inability to detemine which gender a bathroom is for! Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007
Myspace Obsession in Forks by Violent Delights reviews
What happens when the whole population or Forks, except Edward, is lured into the joys of myspace. What Drastic measures have to be taken? Funny one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Too Late by saranicole reviews
What would happen if the werewolves were too late and Laurent bit Bella? Will Bella be alone through her change? Where will she go to learn to control herself? What happens when Edward goes back to Forks, and Bella is gone? Rated K-plus for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,364 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Emmett and the Parellell Universe by VampiressE12B reviews
Sequal to emmett and the evil leprochans. couldnt think of a better title,. if you think of one let me know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Bella's Mental Breakdown by ActualTwilight reviews
Bella has a random mental breakdown and goes rather insane for a while. BellaEdwardBased on a true story. :D One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
The Wizard of Forks by theenvylover reviews
Edward tells Bella a bedtime story about her wonderful adventures in the magical land of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
Not Another Instant Messaging Story by theenvylover reviews
heh, a parody of all of the AIM stories out there. this is a oneshot and it will stay a oneshot! voted ::the only IM story that deserves to be up here::.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Attack of the Killer Bunnies by twilightnite reviews
Jasper goes hunting and when vampire bunnies appear, everyone blames him. But it is really him? R&R! Completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Emmett and The Evil Leprochans by VampiressE12B reviews
Emmett meets some EVIL leprochans! what will happen? only the twisted author of coarse! if you review i might make a sequal!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
The Poem by VampiressE12B reviews
Bella writes a poem during her zombie months that has the faclty upset. has happened to me before! i hate counsalers with a passion! 1 line in the poem that should have been italized, but for some reason wasnt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Magic Book by Clumsy Girls Have All The Luck reviews
Warning this holds thing that may affend you like... Edward making out with a bunny, an army of revenge seeking bunnies, Emmett finding the Metreanian Sea from under ground, and Jasper becoming a possum so if these thing concein you to bad read it anyway!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
Turndown by VampiressE12B reviews
Bella said that it was obvios that Edward Turned Jessica down. What do you think this is about? a little bit of Jess fluff at the end. who ever gives jessica fluff? Me. she deserves a little.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Sporks & Spoons by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
What if Emmett told Bella how vampires were made? Oneshot, bit nutty don't know if you'll like it, PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
I Love Ed by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Fluffy Oneshot][EB] Bella compares a kitten to Edward... causing an interesting argument.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
21 ways to aggravate Bella by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
For writing bird, thanks for the idea.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2007
Edward's list of things to do revised! by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Last Edward torture list! Hope you like it! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
21 new and improved ways to aggravate Edward by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Thanks for the reviews I hope you like this one just as much!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
21 Ways to Aggravate Edward Cullen by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Inspired by 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do & 22 ways to scare, annoy or generally confuse Carlisle. Thanks! Please review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2007
The Talk by JasperHaleRox reviews
Emmett and Edward talk.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Bad, Bad Bella by inksmudged reviews
Bella develops a taste for danger while chasing Edward's voice. She becomes dark, angry, and dangerous. When Edward returns at long last, how will he react to the new Bella? Will she be able to return to the girl she used to be? [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Forgotten Love by sasukerox reviews
While Edward goes hunting, Bella gets hit by a car. The results? She gets amnesia. What will Edward do, now that she forgot everything? Will he remind her he is a vampire? Will Bella remember her love for Edward? Or will he have to start over? Bad title!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Ways To Upset And Creep Out The Cullens by VampiressE12B reviews
These things are supposed to scare people. if these things would not creep you out then i did somthing wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Bella's Threat by VampiressE12B reviews
Pretty much, it's Bella threating Stephenie Meyer to get Edward to change her in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Alice's Discovery by petuniagirl16 reviews
What if Alice stumbled across a certain fan fiction website? Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Colorful Cullen Comedy by Forbittenlove reviews
My little assembly of oneshots. I tried to make them all pretty ammusing! Newest: AIM with the Cullens. rated T for language and content. Completely CullenxBella fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007
Bella Gets Hiccups by theenvylover reviews
What happens when Bella gets the hiccups at the Cullen household?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Explain This by xbluemoonxxx666x reviews
First volume. What happens when Bella and Edward switch bodies? R&R please. Keep an eye out of the sequal, part two, 'Alone With the Truth.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Shock Therapy by SinisterSweet07 reviews
Three obsessed girls get sent to a therapist about their Twilight obsessions. Imagine all the things that could happen. LMFAO. JxT aka Jane x Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
Bunnies of Doom! by SinisterSweet07 reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
The Toast Attack by L.C.Candle reviews
What might happen if Bella became insane from sleep deprivation. Rotating POV, if anyone looses brain cells or suffers damage from laughter, L.C. Candle is NOT paying hospital bills. Sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Vampire's Halloween by Briar Elwood reviews
It's Halloween in Forks. Edward doesn't really need to dress up...but he does anyway. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight by XxDracoIsMyHeroxX reviews
Just a little poem. Bella is dying, what will Edward do? DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Twilight...it belongs to Stephenie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Keeper of my dreams by x.beautiful.x.blue.x.eyes.x reviews
just a short poem that I think Bella would have wrote. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
The Worst Way to End the Twilight Series reviews
It's exactly what the title says.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete