Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight,ebay,or spongebob.

The nine fangirls who weren't in prison for murder and who weren't completely burnt to a crisp sat in the circle of chairs in the orginal room waiting for their next shrink to show up. Jane wondered how she should murder them this time. She bit her nails nervously,trying to decide if she should take out their spine and beat them with it,rip out their teeth and put them on necklaces,or twist their heads off and sell them on ebay.

The door knob twisted and the door opened slowly. The girls zipped open their purses covered with their 'proud Twilight lover' pins and grabbed a bunch of tomatoes and other vegtables they hid in there since their dinner and got ready.

" Steady...aim..." Jane instructed from under her chair as she held a tomato behind her head.

The door opened.

" HOLD YOUR FIRE!" Jane screamed.

They dropped their food and their mouths.

A huge,tall,muscley,pale,and handsome not-so-stranger walked into the room.

" Hummina hummina hummina hummina hummina hummina hummina hummina hummina..." Jane said blankly as she stared and pointed at the person in front of her.

" Hummina hummina hummina hummina hummina hummina.." The rest of them chanted with her.

" I don't get it. Who is it?" One girl asked.

Jane chucked a rock at her head.

" Its..its.."

" EMMETT CULLEN!"

Jane screamed and lunged forward clinging to him. She wrapped her arms around his neck and wrapped her legs around his waist and squeezed. All of the other girls charged at him and hugged him too,trying to get a piece of his hot body.

" He's mine!"

" No! He's mine!"

" I saw him first!"

" Hey sexy!"

Someone else entered the room.

" You guys can have Emmett." Jane said grinning. She pointed to the person who came in. " HE is mine!"

Jane charged at Edward Cullen as hard as she could screaming at the top of her lungs. She gushed a bunch of nonsense not realizing it as she jumped up and down and squeeled and pushed all the other girls out of the way.

" Hi.." Edward said and narrowed his eyes curiously.

Two security guards bunch of security guards along with a Dr. Jones tied up in rope.

" There!" Dr. Jones pointed to Emmett and Edward. " Those are the ones who tied me up and locked me in the closet!"

" Posse out!" Emmett yelled as he and Edward dived out the window.

The fangirls frowned.

" YOU GIRLS! ARE! IN! SO! MUCH! TROUBLE!" Dr. Jones screamed. " NO MORE FUNNY BUSINESS! COUNCILING IS OUT OF THE QUESTION! WE ARE THROWING YOU GIRLS INTO MENTAL HOSPITALS!"

Jane tried diving out the window but one of the security guards grabbed her by the shirt and pulled her back in.

" EEEDDDWAAAARD!" Jane cried.

The end.

Or is it? Read the sequel thats coming next. About the mental hospital and how things go XD