A proud member of the Sue Slayers

NAME: since I have no common sense, my name is Annie. Please don't stalk me.

Age: Age is just a number.

Gender: Girl (duh.)

Favorite fanfic series right now: The Sue Slayers! Go Clare!

Yeah. I rewrote my profile, or more like deleted most of it. Here's the basics right now:

MY PARENTS ARE DIVORCED. It really sucks, but watcha gonna do? Nothing you can.

I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS. Yeah. Back off.

I REALLY LOVE MUSIC. Music is kind of 78.39 percent of my life.

58.9476 PERCENT OF PERCENTAGES ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT. I would know.

UGGS. Uggs are UGG-ly. That's a pun. Punny, huh? (nudge nudge) If you absolutely love your UGGS, I respect that. It's just my opinion that they're caveman shoes.

That is about it. My email is freakydeakyoptimist@ if you would be pleased enough to email me.

P.S: I am a terrible updater. If you feel that you have to takeover one of my stories, please, go ahead and ask. I will probably throw it at you with all my might.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period 's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually really only need to apply mascara to your top 's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first 's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love ... make a wish.

And just because I read her profile and thought this was absolutely fantastic,

"There will come a day when you have lost all hope. There will come a day, when all is gone and forgotten in your life. There will come a day, when you no longer have the will to survive. There will come a day, when you have nothing, when you are hungry, homeless, penniless, and miserable. There will come a day when you are depressed and forlorn, when the world is nothing but a flat plain of suffering, and you are just a shell of a former person. And when that day does come...I'll be there to make it worse."

That little tidbit is from the profile of The One Called Demetra, and even though she flamed me, I love her writing.

So, here it is. Some basic information about yours truly. And incase you're wondering, I no longer like Twilight.

At all.

I read them, loved them, used my brain, and gave the books away. Breaking Dawn was jsut absolutely rediculous. If you like the books, I respect that (I'm a pretty accepting person), so don't send me PMs that say things like, "liek, omfg, i cnat bleev u dnt liek twiligghhtt! eddy iss sooo hott!"

I will respond with potentially scathing spelling corrections and a lot of disregard.