Everyone knows that Lucius married Narcissa, but what if there was another woman in his life. One that didn't want the status that came with marriage, one that wanted to keep her independence. This is her story.

What if Harry had a twin? And what if she ended up entangled with one of the most dangerous wizards around? There's a full summary inside which explains much better than this. Please read and review! 28/11/13 - UPDATE IS ON THE WAY!

The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Reeling from media reports that Ron has cheated on her, Hermione finds support in the oddest of places. And when a common enemy is identified, she doesn't stand a chance... LM/HG, DM/HG, LM/NM. *THIS STORY WILL NOT BE UPDATED OR FINISHED*

LMSB rare pair. Sirius made Lucius want to be a better man. What happens when Sirius goes beyond the veil, leaving Lucius to the dark? Previously titled Loyal rewritten for NaNoWriMo more warnings AN chap.1,spoilers, AU eventually. NOT Fluff,rated M plus!

Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.

A little girl enters Malfoy manor and has to cope with a dark and fascinating family, especially with a complicated uncle. Lucius Malfoy as seen through the eyes of a child. A bit fluffy, quite dark. Edited to correct spelling and grammar. Review, please!

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

Poor Lord Voldemort has fallen to the common Muggle cold. Now, it's up to his two most loyal, devoted Death Eaters to make him well...it's not going to be as easy as it sounds. Work in Progress. R&R!

Just before seventh year starts, something happens to Hermione that will change the trio's friendship forever. Warnings - rape Please note - mostly written in 2003 so any canon after that is NOT included. CH. 15 ADDED - July 15th 2011

Hermione is saddled with a 'community service' intern at the Ministry: Lucius Malfoy. After an accident, they're forced to cooperate in an attempt to make their home from the Dark Ages: a time where superstition and fact blend together in the Muggle word.

Several Tavington themed filks based on Christmas songs. UPDATED for 2010, with more on the way!

Did you kill my unborn child? Did you kill my parents? Did you kill my soul? A Regulus Black, Severus Snape and Lily Evans story - because life is for living.

After the war, a destitite Ginevra finds that marrying Lucius Malfoy is her only chance for survival. LuciusGinny HBP spoilers.

Severus has a problem, Lucius has a solution, and Hermione holds all the cards. HBP compliant. LMHG with a dash of SSHG

He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.

From the first time they meet until the last, they clash like an odd red stripe on the richest emerald green; even when she witnesses his lowest point. Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger.

Eileen Prince cannot stand Abraxas Malfoy.

How can you find that Goody two shoes attractive? "Oh Bella, it is just her innocence that is so desirable. The idea of corrupting her... ahh well. She may have her freewill now, but soon she'll do only what I wish of her."

The Ministry forces Severus to decide between getting de-aged or go to Azkaban. He choose Azkaban, but Dumbledore, McGonagall and Moody disagree with it. So he is a four-year-old now and lives with Albus and Minerva. Fluffy story about a childhood!

An obsession that destroys everything it touches.

Love in an elevator?

Post-DH, AU. Hermione must decide what to do with her life after Ron is killed in the battle of Hogwarts. Lucius seeks to rehabilitate his reputation in a post-Voldemort world. A chance meeting eventually leads them to a common path. COMPLETE! Author formerly known as SlytherinDragoon.

Snape is asked to be the godfather of a child and Hermione plays a vital part. Takes place after book 7, but with some important changes.

Snape and Malfoy senior try to tell a bed time story to little Draco. I hope it's funny, I think it is.

In this case, love saves no one.

A series of oneshots about different characters, written for the latest Reviews Lounge project. Romance, humour, angst, drama, friendship and so much more.

Welcome to the Reviews Lounge Birthday Ficathon - each story was written by a different author, tailor made for another author at our forum. Several characters and pairings are featured, and we'd love it if you left a review for each one of them.

Basically, summaries are not my forte, so its a LuciusHermione pairing, love it or leave it! Read to find out the rest!

He found her in the middle of the battlefield, cornered her, and forced her to do the only thing she was good for. She was so young and so filthy but she was beautiful. Especially when she was on her knees. PWP

Dinner with the Malfoys about three and a half years after the Final Battle. Complete with special guests, intriguing news, and an epic in-law battle. Lucius's POV.

One day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write down twenty of the most ingenious and useful things they've ever picked up in life. Prepare to be blown away by their sheer brilliance.

The wizarding luxury resort at Pompeii is a place of decadence. Hermione Granger has never had a moment of decadence in her whole life. Lucius Malfoy thinks it's time she was introduced to it.

A silly one-shot send-up of Oscar Wilde's only novel. At the University of Virginia, Dorian falls in with frat boy Lord Henry. Debauchery and a failing grade ensue. MASSIVE SPOILERS! I recommend only reading if you've read the book.

Hermione is haunted by her dreams.

A story about old prejudices fading away into new desires how two opposites came together and managed to keep it quiet for almost 16 years. But what will everyone think when the beans are finally spilled?

HGLM: She would go insane, she was sure. She wanted him, needed him. Based on nothing, of course – nothing but the smoldering looks exchanged between them, the appreciative way he scoured her body with those lusty, needy grey eyes... SMUT

Misunderstandings, a jealous ex-wife, mixed messages and a fake ring form the key players in this romantic tale, where all's well that ends well. LM/HG, rated M to be on the safe side.

By a strange twist of fate, Ginny Weasley is forced to stay in Lucius Malfoy's home somewhere a seed of respect is planted, which blossoms into a friendship and maybe something else. L&G - major AU post Half-Blood Prince.

The roses arrive at 3:15.

There are many reasons why being here is not a good idea.

Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?

As the people in the wizarding world fight for there place in the world, the Ministry comes up with a plan to unite the muggleborns and purebloods. The Marriage of Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy and the Minister will do anything to make sure it happen

Written shortly after Deathly Hallows came out, in an attempt to free Hermione from the clutches of her marriage to Ron. Lucius Malfoy has a strange visitor who offers to spare Lucius's life if he marries Hermione. Problem: She already is married...

Draco Malfoy approached the brothel looking for information. What- or rather, who- he found was someone completely unexpected. They strike a bargain: information in return for a home. But as the stakes get higher, how much are they willing to risk? DMHG

HGLM: Lucius is accustomed to getting what he wants, and he's going to have Hermione Granger if it kills him. But he's quite unaccustomed to feeling content. Smut warning.

All Edmund wants is to get some sleep. Too bad Prince George and Baldrick have other ideas.

Hermione Granger: Journalist for Witch Weekly. Her new task? Write a story about Draco Malfoy: Widower and 'most eligible bachelor of the year.' Better summary inside. HGDM Rated M for future chapters.

post DH but not epilogue compliant. Hermione is a talented lawyer but her patience will be put to the test when she becomes the Malfoys' family lawyer. Will she find love amongst the insane antics of the Malfoys or will she go crazy herself?

In the aftermath of the war, more than one son brings a new partner home for approval. The question on everyone's lips is "Who?" Percy/Audrey, Draco/Astoria, George/Angelina, Luna/Rolf, Hannah/Neville ... For everyone who wondered what JKR was thinking...

Has Harry gone mad, or is Snape back from the dead? And why is Lucius watching TV in his living room?

Everyone as been seperated and Luna finds herself speaking to an all too familiar Death Eater. During the Department of Mysteries. Film version.

Hermione runs into Lucius Malfoy at Flourish and Blotts again. But this time, he's not a customer - he's an employee.

For his son's sake, Lucius keeps an eye on the newest muggleborn in Hogwarts...unaware that she is keeping an eye on him, as well. A little Lucius drivel. Hermione may be the brightest witch of her age, but she's subject to schoolgirl fantasies, too.

Lucius heads for another of these tedious Board of Governors meetings. He wishes Dumbledore had not put his Deputy in charge...

Hermione finds herself dreaming of a certain aristocrat. Will she find love or hate in return?

Masked ball at midnight, be ready by noon, we will be taking the train to the moon... 100 moments in the life of Regulus Black, written for the 100Quills challenge.

Thirty-one moments in the span of seven years when the Slytherins got along with members of other houses perhaps better than they were supposed to. No pairings.

It's a hot August day and Severus is staying at Malfoy Manor for the summer...unfortunately, Lucius has got his hands on a rubik's cube, which means staying in all day with a rabid Malfoy...

If you need advice there's no one better equipped than the Marauders. And they may find a little advice from you proves beneficial as well. Pen name changed from SiriusLoverr to BlackBells!

Lucius Malfoy has been locked up in Azkaban for two years, when the Ministry finds documents that show how close he once was to Voldemort. They make him an offer he can't resist. Hermione Granger is in charge of this investigation.

The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”

Narcissa Black and Lucius Malfoy. Forever insperable, forever at odds. Their beginning, and a forging of a future in which both become damned to a life of enslavement. Enslaved in each other. Hogwarts era.

The things that happen everyday in the lives of Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy after the final battle. Hermione is left in a critical position cared for by Lucius. 13 parts

Lucius Malfoy is a new employee at the Ministry and already has more influence than perhaps he should, particularly among the women. These casanova tactics may speed his rise to power, but can they be reconciled with the need to produce an heir?

Ginny is forced into an arranged marriage and everyone's lives takes a turn as they discover the unexpected about each other.Ginny/Lucius,Ginny/Harry,Ginny/Draco,Draco/OC

A small drabble of Regulus' last moments.

When William Tavington married a plain, serious, and very wealthy Colonial lady, his life took an unexpected turn. In England, Tavington and Jane face new challenges and uncover a dangerous secret. Chapter 75: The Summer of 1782, An Epilogue

Another Spring Awakening song that I've "Harry Potter-ized"! It's My Junk, as sung by the Death Eaters about Voldemort. Read, review and enjoy!

The Trio, the Ferret and the Pug screw up a potion and end up thousands of miles away...a hundred and fifty years ago...

Severus teaches Lucius a well earned lesson in respecting boundaries. NOT slash

Short drabble about Arthur Weasley Christmas shopping for his young family with only three Galleons to spend.

Hermione Granger is about to set off with her two best friends to find a way to defeat Voldemort. But even before she could start her search for Horcruxes, she meets someone totally unexpected...

Lucius Malfoy may not like the Minister's secretary but that doesn't keep him from fantasizing about her.

Dear Diary: Why do I keep writing Mrs Hermione Malfoy all over my school books? Dear Diary: Why is it I blush everytime he just glances at me? Dear Diary: I think I have a crush.

The memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and, most importantly, his image problems.

When Lucius Malfoy's mistress dies strange and startling facts come to light. This is not a Hermione Lucius romance fic. Read and review! Not HPB or DH compatable.

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

Desperate to contact their only son, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy agree to allow a Mugglemade phone into their house. Lucius is sitting in his house one night when the phone rings, but it isn't Draco on the other line . . . Lucius/Andromeda.

Basically, it was all Ron's fault for pointing him out. Rose x Scorpius, Post Deadly Hallows

Originally published on Adult Fanfiction. The Malfoy family has secrets, a strain of madness, and a boy growing up with these difficulties and more to contend with. Rated for violence, be warned! I don't write for children!

Severus, Lucius and Hermione are on the same plane from London to New York... Why, how and for whom are all explained in this story based on a prompt by Pigwidgeon37

A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG

Severus and Lucius are ready to fight for their fair Hermione's attentions... based on a prompt by LillithJ

ONESHOT: While wandering through Hogsmeade over the summer, Hermione runs into one Lucius Malfoy. His attempts to terrify and intimidate her turn into much more than just that, however, when threats turn subtly into a cruel seduction. LMHG...weird.

Oneshot based on a prompt received on LJ. Narcissa hands Lucius the divorce papers, because she's having an affait with... ?

Oneshot based on a promt received on LJ. Hermione buys Malfoy Manor, in order to turn it into the new S.P.E.W. headquarters. What is Lucius going to do?

A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?

During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.

By now you should recognise this story as the millionth series in that infamous saga, The Pureblood Antics of Lucius Malfoy. This time, as I noticed a trend, I've renamed it to include the hairobsession. HBP spoilers.

A companion to Textualsphinx's "A Sorting Song by Severus". Nobody outdoes Albus when it comes to patter songs.

A Dark Manor, an enchanted bed, and a sleeping Unspeakable...

Luna is positive Frumples are responsible, but no one will listen to her. She decides to draft a letter to Lucius, just so he knows someone cares.

Hermione in love with Draco's dad, singing 'Stacy's Mom' in her own version. Will Draco let her be with his dad?

Sing to the tune of YMCA! .... “House Elf!.... Put that cleaning brush down, I said House Elf! .... Try this lovely red gown, I said House Elf! .... Turn your frown upside down .... Because I have come to save you!” ....

Mrs. Weasley wants to marry her daughter to a wealthy Pureblood, but no careful planning can achieve what all the participants are loathe to accomplish... HGDM, HGLM, DMGW, RWRos, NBSS. Bits and parts borrowed from Jane Austen.

Before their wedding, Hermione's husband made her promise something...and now she has broken her promise. Will she be able to set things straight? HGLM AU.

Draco cheated on Hermione, and Lucius invoked an arcane wizard law that left her life in shambles. Can she reconcile what Lucius has done and reaccept him as her lover or will she run forever from the intrigue and deceit that comes with being a Malfoy? Ep

I DON'T suck at summaries. Oneshot. Parody of LMHG fics. NO pr0n. T for language. AU, post 7th year, compliant with nothing. SPOILER: Mpreg for comedic effect.

Lucius has finally realized the Dark Lord has been spinning nothing but lies. Unfortunately, it took him losing his family to realize this. Now, he is trying to atone for his sins. Will anyone trust him? Will anyone help him regain his place in society?

Hermione is stuck in her boring monotonous life. One horribly boring day makes her realize she needs a little fun in her life. And you'll never believe who gives it to her.

Lucius Malfoy, patriarch of a dysfunctional family, tries to regain what he had before the war. Unfortunately, Draco’s goals do not match his, and he does everything in his power to mould his son into the ideal pureblood. Is it too little, too late?

Watching a play and hating the performers. Drabbleish LMHG.

ONESHOT. LMHG. Well, she's not bleeding on the ballroom floor just for the attention.

One act of mercy unsettles Hermione's whole life. Lucius Malfoy won't let it settle down again, however. Longer summary inside.

COMPLETE! After seven years of war, there is nothing the wizarding world wants more than to just forget. LuciusHermione

Hermione wants to get Prof. Snape a Christmas present but what gift says “thanks for everything you do, you mean, sarcastic twit”? COMPLETE

The fifth series of The Story That Will Not Die, and it brings you everything you want so, so much; idiocy, gratuitous slash suggestions, filth, decadence, blond hair, and, of course, absolute pleasure.

Hermione is faced with the concequences of the Mudblood Act. LuciusHermione.

Cho Chang now owns her own business. One day, Lucius Malfoy walks through her shop door... Cho's Chinese heritage becomes more important as the story progresses. Some sexual content. COMPLETE.

The racy madness continues, as the splendidly gorgeous Lucius Malfoy and his sardonic sidekick, Severus Snape, embark on yet another hilariously warped sequal, now the fourth, of this rather persistent story.

Dark fic! Do not read if you don't like Death, Smut, Evil, and extreme OOC... Hermione is accidently run into by Lucius Malfoy....yum....

Welcome, gentle reader. By now you should have realised that the stories contained within this volume are part of a humungous series of heroic epics about none other than the ever charming L. Malfoy and his lovely sidekick, S. Snape.

This is the sequel to my previous story 'Stupid Girl'. It's not finished yet but I'm working on it.

Hermione Granger has a somewhat distressing problem and only Severus Snape can help her. Complete.

A black-disc-penguin challenge--Luna and Lucius stranded in a cabin...snorkacks...dueling...arts and crafts...total weirdness!

Lucius in the Muggle world...

This is a revised and improved edition of The Patriot, as approved by Anti-Stumpy's Anti Stumpy Society, who produced this in their own studios at Wet and Weedy Productions. And no, don't take it too seriously.

Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.

Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.

LuciusSirius. Lucius smudges the lines between hate and obsession.

My secret project - why I've been away for so long! Letters between Lucius Malfoy and his favourite neice - Tonks. A sequel to Visiting Hours but works as a stand-alone. A real easy read.

Lucius Malfoy didn't dance with his wife at his wedding. He would've preferred to dance with someone else. SiriusLucius Slash

The has been a murder and the hunt is on for the killer. No really, this is more making fun of mystery novels than trying to be like them. Minerva investigates a murder.

After the deafeat of Voldemort, Hermione recieves a visitor while on a teaching position at Hogwarts... *UPDATED: Chapter 5 {Hermione's POV} is up*

COMPLETE. Set after the Bastard Malfoy. The Dark Lord has returned, and Slytherin politics turn deadly. Sometimes there's no right or wrong, and the only choice is between two evils...

SLASH. A caged bird will sing, if only to conserve his spirit. Complete.

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..